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Paris kicks it with Verne Troyer at Guvernment nightclub in Toronto on Saturday night.

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Paris likes to party with Mini-Me because _______.

[Image courtesy of Adrian Monaco.]



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  1. jimbo says – reply to this
    1

    1st

  2. sara says – reply to this
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    that doesnt look like Paris……………………..

  3. noble vag's says – reply to this
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    he's hot

  4. kim says – reply to this
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    almost first?

  5. abdulla says – reply to this
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    we both pee in the corner

  6. poor says – reply to this
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    lame!

  7. ee says – reply to this
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    ee

  8. FIRST says – reply to this
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    sjort guys are hot :D

  9. Jen says – reply to this
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    Because he's totally smart and a lot of fun!!!

  10. ha! says – reply to this
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    funny, though…. Verne seems more interested in the other chick….

    ahhhhh………..poor Paris………….

  11. Marie says – reply to this
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    FIRST YEA

  12. it's BRITNEY BITCH! says – reply to this
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    FIRST YA FAT MOTHERFUCKER!

  13. on says – reply to this
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    face

  14. a-town says – reply to this
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    first

  15. lindsey says – reply to this
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    first…his whole body can fit in her cooch

  16. Sarah says – reply to this
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    I've been there!

  17. steffie says – reply to this
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    short guys are hot :D lol jk ha

  18. berra says – reply to this
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    he has a huge dick

  19. Michelle says – reply to this
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    first

  20. Malaiken says – reply to this
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    She want kidz

  21. Dr Evil says – reply to this
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    He's the only one who hasn't fucked her yet…

  22. Sarah says – reply to this
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    Re: abdulla – haha good one

  23. crs says – reply to this
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    b/c he's small!

  24. Star Jones says – reply to this
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    it makes her titties look biggier!!!!!!!

    FIRST

  25. JGW says – reply to this
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    FIRSTTTT

  26. crs says – reply to this
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    b/c he's soo small!

  27. Davey d says – reply to this
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    ewwww

  28. Jennie says – reply to this
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    Because he can fit his whole self inside her.

  29. This one is too easy... says – reply to this
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    Because he can actually fit his entire body in her vag. Why settle for Starvos when you can have an entire friggin person in there?

  30. andre says – reply to this
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    wish i was first

  31. sugar says – reply to this
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    because…. he fits easily under her skirt!

  32. MK says – reply to this
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    She can carry him in her purse when he's had too much to drink.

  33. ks says – reply to this
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    1

  34. nik says – reply to this
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    because he's the only thing that is big enough to stick in her vajayjay

  35. Allison says – reply to this
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    midgets have more fun!

  36. roxanne says – reply to this
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    first?

  37. ayo says – reply to this
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    first…

  38. jaay says – reply to this
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    first??
    coz shes doin her part for charity.

  39. t$ says – reply to this
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    she is sooo gangsta..

  40. linzzz says – reply to this
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    his head is only SLIGHTY bigger than her vajayjay!

  41. kirsty says – reply to this
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    First?

  42. kk says – reply to this
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    FIRST!

  43. Rash Manly says – reply to this
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    The Paris Hilton Song
    .
    Sung to the tune of "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego"
    .
    From a yacht in the Bahamas to the Jackson Ranch with llamas,
    To a cruise ship that is sailing to a Southern latitude,
    While the sun is sinking,
    We were sitting here just thinking,
    Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking?

    .
    From a bar in the Trump Tower,
    To a L..A. baby shower,
    From a New York happy hour
    To a Boston Tea Party,
    .
    From a jet plane in the ozone to her car parked in a tow zone,
    Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
    .
    From Bombay to Norway,
    From jail to her doorway,
    From standing, to falling, to passing out, splat!
    .
    We can't stop from looking,
    To see what she has cooking,
    As long as she's not driving a car and us insane,
    .
    Out in a tight dress slinking,
    Or on the white throne stinking,
    .

    Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
    Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
    .
    Rash Manly THERASHREPORT.COM

  44. b says – reply to this
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    she's a lowlife.

  45. FLperezFAN says – reply to this
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    he's small enough to crawl up into her stretched out vajajay?

  46. alex perry says – reply to this
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    cuhhh cuh cuh

  47. Tamara says – reply to this
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    He can actually fit his entire body into her vag and turn around

  48. heeeey says – reply to this
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    HE's the perfect height…whooo!!!

  49. Eli says – reply to this
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    He's the one and only she hasn't been with yet in Hollywood. Well, as of 2 a.m. this morning.

  50. MC says – reply to this
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    thevelvethottub.com

  51. Brandy says – reply to this
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    His Face fits perfectly between her legs in standing position!

  52. Jamie says – reply to this
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    She's a drug addicted whore.

  53. alan says – reply to this
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    her 2 little ones go with his little one

  54. Kaitlin says – reply to this
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    because she is so DESPERATE and LOOSE that she dates midgets now……they're the only ones who will be with her- she's tainted, slutty goods now

  55. Jenn says – reply to this
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    I was looking at Halloween costumes and i swear there was a Rainbow Brite costume that looked exactly like Paris' dress and butterfly belt.

  56. Eric says – reply to this
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    can crawl into her vagina.

  57. alan says – reply to this
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    her two little ones are no match for his little one

  58. SHITTY BEEF says – reply to this
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    RYAN HAS SAND IN HIS VAGINA….FUCK PISS IN BOB SAGATS MOUTH WHILE BARBRA BUTTERS OUR NIPPLES
    DICK DICK DICK

  59. Al Reynolds says – reply to this
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    Paris likes to party with Mini Me because that means more blow and Grey Goose for her.

  60. Trish says – reply to this
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    he can fit in her vag easier than a regular person.

  61. Mia says – reply to this
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    she likes 'em small.

  62. Moimeme says – reply to this
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    …she thinks he's her newfound conscience.

  63. Sweetie Pie says – reply to this
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    she can rest a beer on his head while he is licking her pussy. bahahahahahaha

  64. SHITTY BEEF says – reply to this
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    ******ATTENTION**** DICK BALLS SHIT ASS PUSSY PISS!!!!!!!!!

    RYAN HAS SAND IN HIS VAGINA….FUCK PISS IN BOB SAGATS MOUTH WHILE BARBRA BUTTERS OUR NIPPLES

  65. KC says – reply to this
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    Because he doubles as both and/or either a carry along vibrator or tampon; take your pick…whichever is needed most at the time.

  66. Fitz says – reply to this
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    Well in general dwarfs are very well hung
    I guess you could ask what's her name, the one who calls herself the worlds first super model
    I think she did this guy on a reality show

  67. lesliie says – reply to this
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    They are both a couple of HASBEENS!!!!

  68. howie feltersnatch says – reply to this
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    it looks like the paris lookalike

  69. Emily says – reply to this
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    He can fit his entire body into her beef curtains

  70. brittny says – reply to this
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    Paris likes to party with Mini-Me because she can't bring her
    chihauhau into the club, and he's the next best thing!

  71. olives says – reply to this
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    …..because she can fit the entire guy into her meat flaps! Now you see him….now you don't….now you see him………..

  72. natalumei says – reply to this
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    because she needs a tinkerbell replacement

  73. d says – reply to this
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    the guvernment is the WORST club ever
    paris, you suck

  74. jewel says – reply to this
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    big things come in small packages…and we all know what Paris likes

  75. clurrski says – reply to this
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    he is just the right height ;) that dumb hoe.

  76. Laura says – reply to this
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    because he makes her feel better about her self

  77. nick says – reply to this
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    He can eat her pussy while she's dancing on the tables…
    Oh, and because he's small enough that she can take him anywhere…
    maybe she wants to see what it is like to f*ck a man that weighs the same as she does

  78. sara says – reply to this
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    Fuck you both! You don't belong at the Guv… go back to Hollyweird and leave TO to REAL PARTIERS!

  79. Jamie says – reply to this
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    …… She can shove his whole body in her Vagina.

  80. nono says – reply to this
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    Cause it dosnt strech out the pussy when she fuks him!

  81. Hello Kitty says – reply to this
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    it might be a new first for her, but she MEGA STD might kill Verne.

  82. David says – reply to this
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    Because she likes to have her pussy licked while standing up.

  83. Perezoso says – reply to this
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    he's got a permanent up-skirt view.

  84. wendy says – reply to this
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    Paris likes to party with Mini-Me because the other girl has no legs from the knee's down

  85. Amanda says – reply to this
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    He's the only one left she hasn't slept with

  86. ShoogNite says –