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Paris kicks it with Verne Troyer at Guvernment nightclub in Toronto on Saturday night.

Paris likes to party with Mini-Me because _______.

[Image courtesy of Adrian Monaco.]

Posted: October 21, 2007 at 4:02 pm

361 comments to “Fill In The Blank”

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jimbo says – reply to this

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1st
sara says – reply to this

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that doesnt look like Paris……………………..
noble vag's says – reply to this

3

he's hot
kim says – reply to this

4

almost first?
abdulla says – reply to this

5

we both pee in the corner
poor says – reply to this

6

lame!
ee says – reply to this

7

ee
FIRST says – reply to this

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sjort guys are hot
Jen says – reply to this

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Because he's totally smart and a lot of fun!!!
ha! says – reply to this

10

funny, though…. Verne seems more interested in the other chick….

ahhhhh………..poor Paris………….
Marie says – reply to this

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FIRST YEA
it's BRITNEY BITCH! says – reply to this

12

FIRST YA FAT MOTHERFUCKER!
on says – reply to this

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face
a-town says – reply to this

14

first
lindsey says – reply to this

15

first…his whole body can fit in her cooch
Sarah says – reply to this

16

I've been there!
steffie says – reply to this

17

short guys are hot lol jk ha
berra says – reply to this

18

he has a huge dick
Michelle says – reply to this

19

first
Malaiken says – reply to this

20

She want kidz
Dr Evil says – reply to this

21

He's the only one who hasn't fucked her yet…
Sarah says – reply to this

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Re: abdulla – haha good one
crs says – reply to this

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b/c he's small!
Star Jones says – reply to this

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it makes her titties look biggier!!!!!!!

FIRST
JGW says – reply to this

25

FIRSTTTT
crs says – reply to this

26

b/c he's soo small!
Davey d says – reply to this

27

ewwww
Jennie says – reply to this

28

Because he can fit his whole self inside her.
This one is too easy... says – reply to this

29

Because he can actually fit his entire body in her vag. Why settle for Starvos when you can have an entire friggin person in there?
andre says – reply to this

30

wish i was first
sugar says – reply to this

31

because…. he fits easily under her skirt!
MK says – reply to this

32

She can carry him in her purse when he's had too much to drink.
ks says – reply to this

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1
nik says – reply to this

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because he's the only thing that is big enough to stick in her vajayjay
Allison says – reply to this

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midgets have more fun!
roxanne says – reply to this

36

first?
ayo says – reply to this

37

first…
jaay says – reply to this

38

first??
coz shes doin her part for charity.
t$ says – reply to this

39

she is sooo gangsta..
linzzz says – reply to this

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his head is only SLIGHTY bigger than her vajayjay!
kirsty says – reply to this

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First?
kk says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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The Paris Hilton Song
.
Sung to the tune of "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego"
.
From a yacht in the Bahamas to the Jackson Ranch with llamas,
To a cruise ship that is sailing to a Southern latitude,
While the sun is sinking,
We were sitting here just thinking,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking?

.
From a bar in the Trump Tower,
To a L..A. baby shower,
From a New York happy hour
To a Boston Tea Party,
.
From a jet plane in the ozone to her car parked in a tow zone,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
.
From Bombay to Norway,
From jail to her doorway,
From standing, to falling, to passing out, splat!
.
We can't stop from looking,
To see what she has cooking,
As long as she's not driving a car and us insane,
.
Out in a tight dress slinking,
Or on the white throne stinking,
.

Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
.
Rash Manly THERASHREPORT.COM
b says – reply to this

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she's a lowlife.
FLperezFAN says – reply to this

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he's small enough to crawl up into her stretched out vajajay?
alex perry says – reply to this

46

cuhhh cuh cuh
Tamara says – reply to this

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He can actually fit his entire body into her vag and turn around
heeeey says – reply to this

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HE's the perfect height…whooo!!!
Eli says – reply to this

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He's the one and only she hasn't been with yet in Hollywood. Well, as of 2 a.m. this morning.
MC says – reply to this

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thevelvethottub.com
Brandy says – reply to this

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His Face fits perfectly between her legs in standing position!
Jamie says – reply to this

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She's a drug addicted whore.
alan says – reply to this

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her 2 little ones go with his little one
Kaitlin says – reply to this

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because she is so DESPERATE and LOOSE that she dates midgets now……they're the only ones who will be with her- she's tainted, slutty goods now
Jenn says – reply to this

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I was looking at Halloween costumes and i swear there was a Rainbow Brite costume that looked exactly like Paris' dress and butterfly belt.
Eric says – reply to this

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can crawl into her vagina.
alan says – reply to this

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her two little ones are no match for his little one
SHITTY BEEF says – reply to this

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RYAN HAS SAND IN HIS VAGINA….FUCK PISS IN BOB SAGATS MOUTH WHILE BARBRA BUTTERS OUR NIPPLES
DICK DICK DICK
Al Reynolds says – reply to this

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Paris likes to party with Mini Me because that means more blow and Grey Goose for her.
Trish says – reply to this

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he can fit in her vag easier than a regular person.
Mia says – reply to this

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she likes 'em small.
Moimeme says – reply to this

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…she thinks he's her newfound conscience.
Sweetie Pie says – reply to this

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she can rest a beer on his head while he is licking her pussy. bahahahahahaha
SHITTY BEEF says – reply to this

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******ATTENTION**** DICK BALLS SHIT ASS PUSSY PISS!!!!!!!!!

RYAN HAS SAND IN HIS VAGINA….FUCK PISS IN BOB SAGATS MOUTH WHILE BARBRA BUTTERS OUR NIPPLES
KC says – reply to this

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Because he doubles as both and/or either a carry along vibrator or tampon; take your pick…whichever is needed most at the time.
Fitz says – reply to this

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Well in general dwarfs are very well hung
I guess you could ask what's her name, the one who calls herself the worlds first super model
I think she did this guy on a reality show
lesliie says – reply to this

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They are both a couple of HASBEENS!!!!
howie feltersnatch says – reply to this

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it looks like the paris lookalike
Emily says – reply to this

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He can fit his entire body into her beef curtains
brittny says – reply to this

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Paris likes to party with Mini-Me because she can't bring her
chihauhau into the club, and he's the next best thing!
olives says – reply to this

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…..because she can fit the entire guy into her meat flaps! Now you see him….now you don't….now you see him………..
natalumei says – reply to this

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because she needs a tinkerbell replacement
d says – reply to this

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the guvernment is the WORST club ever
paris, you suck
jewel says – reply to this

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big things come in small packages…and we all know what Paris likes
clurrski says – reply to this

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he is just the right height that dumb hoe.
Laura says – reply to this

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because he makes her feel better about her self
nick says – reply to this

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He can eat her pussy while she's dancing on the tables…
Oh, and because he's small enough that she can take him anywhere…
maybe she wants to see what it is like to f*ck a man that weighs the same as she does
sara says – reply to this

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Fuck you both! You don't belong at the Guv… go back to Hollyweird and leave TO to REAL PARTIERS!
Jamie says – reply to this

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…… She can shove his whole body in her Vagina.
nono says – reply to this

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Cause it dosnt strech out the pussy when she fuks him!
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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it might be a new first for her, but she MEGA STD might kill Verne.
David says – reply to this

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Because she likes to have her pussy licked while standing up.
Perezoso says – reply to this

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he's got a permanent up-skirt view.
wendy says – reply to this

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Paris likes to party with Mini-Me because the other girl has no legs from the knee's down
Amanda says – reply to this

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He's the only one left she hasn't slept with
ShoogNite says –