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Paris kicks it with Verne Troyer at Guvernment nightclub in Toronto on Saturday night.

Paris likes to party with Mini-Me because _______.
[Image courtesy of Adrian Monaco.]

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Paris kicks it with Verne Troyer at Guvernment nightclub in Toronto on Saturday night.

Paris likes to party with Mini-Me because _______.
[Image courtesy of Adrian Monaco.]
1st
that doesnt look like Paris……………………..
he's hot
almost first?
we both pee in the corner
lame!
ee
sjort guys are hot
Because he's totally smart and a lot of fun!!!
funny, though…. Verne seems more interested in the other chick….
ahhhhh………..poor Paris………….
FIRST YEA
FIRST YA FAT MOTHERFUCKER!
face
first
first…his whole body can fit in her cooch
I've been there!
short guys are hot
lol jk ha
he has a huge dick
first
She want kidz
He's the only one who hasn't fucked her yet…
Re: abdulla – haha good one
b/c he's small!
it makes her titties look biggier!!!!!!!
FIRST
FIRSTTTT
b/c he's soo small!
ewwww
Because he can fit his whole self inside her.
Because he can actually fit his entire body in her vag. Why settle for Starvos when you can have an entire friggin person in there?
wish i was first
because…. he fits easily under her skirt!
She can carry him in her purse when he's had too much to drink.
1
because he's the only thing that is big enough to stick in her vajayjay
midgets have more fun!
first?
first…
first??
coz shes doin her part for charity.
she is sooo gangsta..
his head is only SLIGHTY bigger than her vajayjay!
First?
FIRST!
The Paris Hilton Song
.
Sung to the tune of "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego"
.
From a yacht in the Bahamas to the Jackson Ranch with llamas,
To a cruise ship that is sailing to a Southern latitude,
While the sun is sinking,
We were sitting here just thinking,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking?
.
From a bar in the Trump Tower,
To a L..A. baby shower,
From a New York happy hour
To a Boston Tea Party,
.
From a jet plane in the ozone to her car parked in a tow zone,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
.
From Bombay to Norway,
From jail to her doorway,
From standing, to falling, to passing out, splat!
.
We can't stop from looking,
To see what she has cooking,
As long as she's not driving a car and us insane,
.
Out in a tight dress slinking,
Or on the white throne stinking,
.
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
.
Rash Manly THERASHREPORT.COM
she's a lowlife.
he's small enough to crawl up into her stretched out vajajay?
cuhhh cuh cuh
He can actually fit his entire body into her vag and turn around
HE's the perfect height…whooo!!!
He's the one and only she hasn't been with yet in Hollywood. Well, as of 2 a.m. this morning.
thevelvethottub.com
His Face fits perfectly between her legs in standing position!
She's a drug addicted whore.
her 2 little ones go with his little one
because she is so DESPERATE and LOOSE that she dates midgets now……they're the only ones who will be with her- she's tainted, slutty goods now
I was looking at Halloween costumes and i swear there was a Rainbow Brite costume that looked exactly like Paris' dress and butterfly belt.
can crawl into her vagina.
her two little ones are no match for his little one
RYAN HAS SAND IN HIS VAGINA….FUCK PISS IN BOB SAGATS MOUTH WHILE BARBRA BUTTERS OUR NIPPLES
DICK DICK DICK
Paris likes to party with Mini Me because that means more blow and Grey Goose for her.
he can fit in her vag easier than a regular person.
she likes 'em small.
…she thinks he's her newfound conscience.
she can rest a beer on his head while he is licking her pussy. bahahahahahaha
******ATTENTION**** DICK BALLS SHIT ASS PUSSY PISS!!!!!!!!!
RYAN HAS SAND IN HIS VAGINA….FUCK PISS IN BOB SAGATS MOUTH WHILE BARBRA BUTTERS OUR NIPPLES
Because he doubles as both and/or either a carry along vibrator or tampon; take your pick…whichever is needed most at the time.
Well in general dwarfs are very well hung
I guess you could ask what's her name, the one who calls herself the worlds first super model
I think she did this guy on a reality show
They are both a couple of HASBEENS!!!!
it looks like the paris lookalike
He can fit his entire body into her beef curtains
Paris likes to party with Mini-Me because she can't bring her
chihauhau into the club, and he's the next best thing!
…..because she can fit the entire guy into her meat flaps! Now you see him….now you don't….now you see him………..
because she needs a tinkerbell replacement
the guvernment is the WORST club ever
paris, you suck
big things come in small packages…and we all know what Paris likes
he is just the right height
that dumb hoe.
because he makes her feel better about her self
He can eat her pussy while she's dancing on the tables…
Oh, and because he's small enough that she can take him anywhere…
maybe she wants to see what it is like to f*ck a man that weighs the same as she does
Fuck you both! You don't belong at the Guv… go back to Hollyweird and leave TO to REAL PARTIERS!
…… She can shove his whole body in her Vagina.
Cause it dosnt strech out the pussy when she fuks him!
it might be a new first for her, but she MEGA STD might kill Verne.
Because she likes to have her pussy licked while standing up.
he's got a permanent up-skirt view.
Paris likes to party with Mini-Me because the other girl has no legs from the knee's down
He's the only one left she hasn't slept with
Paris likes to party with Mini-Me because _______
… because he just the "right size," if you know what I mean. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
Paris wants to party with mini-me because he's not very mini where it counts….
i hate the guvernment
because he looks up to her!
paris likes to hang with mini me because, she can show him her downstairs without getting out of a car, she just has to walk by him
Paris likes to party with Mini-Me because she can use him as a vibrator!!!
because she can put him in a nylon stocking and shove him in her over used asshole. he runs around in it like a gerbil.
because she always likes to step on the little people.
because his entire body fits inside her vagina.
your "paris hilton" song is completely stupid, rash manly. stop trying to recruit readers from perez. you can't compete, especially with posts like this one.
….because he can double-fist her while she rests a cocktail on top of his head!
because he's the biggest midget in the game?
Paris likes to party with Mini-Me because his whole body will fit into her vagina.
Because he fits in her snatch
Cause he fits perfect in her vagina….