Malibu Is Burning!

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A wildfire has consumed more than 500 acres in Malibu and has forced residents to evacuate. It's still raging and threatening many local homes, businesses, schools and churches.

We hope everyone and their homes are okay!

We hope Britney didn't start it!

Posted: Oct 21, 2007 at 1:51 pm / Email this »

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becky says – reply to this

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Re: My Two Cents – LOL- that was GREAT.
b says – reply to this

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my menthol did it … bitch!
Awesome fire! says – reply to this

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What an awesome fire. I'm glad celebrities have to evactute - spoiled assholes. I love raging fires!
oliver says – reply to this

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at first i thouht the same!
i saw the picture and thought …where was britney to this time ?????? ;O))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
kate says – reply to this

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#94 - UKer says – reply to this
Re: kate –
HEY DICKHEAD , BRITNEY LIVES IN MALIBU.
i didnt mean like that i meant it like the fat shit is accusing her of setting fires and maybe even killing people so dont think your smart
GOOD THING says – reply to this

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Good thing that Britney made her daily run to Starbucks BEFORE they closed PCH!
Britney did it... says – reply to this

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Britney left her cig hangin out of her twat when she passed out drunk and she started the fire! HAHA!
DIANE says – reply to this

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MARIO……..YOU ARE BEYOND A SAD SAD SPECTACLE….OF A HUMAN BEING. I AM USUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON……BUT WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND…..THAT YOU MAKE A LIVING, WRITING, APPEARING AND KISSING THE ASSES OF CELEBRITIES TO MAKE A LIVING IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION…….NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE RESPOND AND COMMENT TO YOU, ABOUT WHAT KIND OF 'PERSON'..OR LACK OF ONE …..YOU SEEM TO BE..YOU CONTINUE TO LAUGH AND MAKE MONEY……..BUT TIMES LIKE THIS ONLY LAST FOR LONG……..YOU WILL SOMEDAY HAVE TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE IF NOT IN THIS WORLD….
UKer says – reply to this

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Re: jake –
ACTUALLY YOU'RE WRONG , SHE HAS JUST MOVED TO MALIBU.
mega says – reply to this

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Re: melani – Hey there - Wow sorry to hear about Pepperdine - it is a great school a beautiful campus. Are you in the gym right now? On CNN they were saying the evacuated students to the gym? How safe is that? I'd get out of Malibu stat, but when you are a student, it's not like you have tons of places to go. Tons of celebs have homes in Malibu -I wonder who'd homes are gonna get burned up?
malibuite says – reply to this

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this is so sad…i live in malibu…and so much is gone. britney didnt start this shit…her house is 5 miles from where the fire is.
HoLy says – reply to this

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Ok, I'm a huge fans of britney!!!
and I hate you perez…
but…
That was funny!!!
I almost smile!
kate says – reply to this

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#113 - UKer says – reply to this
Re: jake –
ACTUALLY YOU’RE WRONG , SHE HAS JUST MOVED TO MALIBU.
i think we have a stalker here haha
rofl says – reply to this

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LMAO about the Britney remark. Genius. Not her, YOU PEREZ.
FUCK MALIBU says – reply to this

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Re: malibuite – Fuck all you rich snobs in Malibu, thinking you're better than everyone else. Fuck you!
ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this

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"WE HOPE BRITNEY DIDN'T START IT"?now that's low Perez.and mean.but why do we care for malibu villas?the people who own these villas are so powerful and have so much money in their bank accounts that they won't set a tear if their properties will be burned down.and let me ask u this:do u think that all these rich morons who live in malibu would give a fuck if OUR HOMES(I MEAN POOR PEOPLE 'S HOMES)WERE THREATENED BY A FIRE?
wowsey says – reply to this

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OK. Now that was funny!
YOU STUPID FUCK says – reply to this

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YOU IGNORANT FUCK ITS CALLED A WILDFIRE & ITS NOT NEWS FOR THIS SITE YOU FUCKING MORON!!!
anon says – reply to this

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Perez grow the fuck up with your fat ass…u are so obsessed with britney spears for you to blast her name in almost every post on your shitty ass website….show your talents and achivements before you blast somebody who has achevied way more in life than your fat white ass!!!!!!!!!
Cristina Markizzle says – reply to this

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Imagine she did…she could do a cover version of the prodigy's firestarter…."im the firestarter, twisted firestater…….":D xD
Joelee says – reply to this

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P..Didnt you say you werent going to talk about Britney?? What happened?
Eric says – reply to this

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Re: shilla – What on earth is wrong with this person? Go eat your mom's vagina just like how your father did in his most miserbale night after his break-up with his girlfriend. And you mom happens to be a bootie call. But Oops, it seems like it comes with a bill. And it's you. People will pay no respect to you in real life. You will see, you two faced pretender.
ky says – reply to this

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you shouldn't joke about that. if somebody died in that fire imagine how awful the family would feel that you were making jokes.
burn baby burn says – reply to this

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does SHITNEY live in MALIBU, hopefully her house will burn down.
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does MANISTON live in MALIBU, hopefully her house will burn down too.
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Hmmmm says – reply to this

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Guess all of Hollywood is checking into the Chateau Marmont hotel. Maybe if everybody goes to the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, they can have Britney serve them at the bar!!!
sami [scotland[ fuck you perez says – reply to this

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shut the fuck up perez this is serious
mtg says – reply to this

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Sure, Like Perez's fat ass really cares about any of the residents. He only cares about himself.
Shout Out!!!!! says – reply to this

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Hi to Michael Riach, Fire Engineer/Paramedic in the LAFD.
Stay safe. You're awesome.
miamiheat says – reply to this

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i hope Shaq and Dwyane are okay (fingers crossed).
SAD says – reply to this

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I love how people are so heartless. Perez is joking about something serious. People are saying "fuck Malibu rich people." This is really no joke. People are losing their homes, and even though they are rich, it still hurts. So if you're that bitter about being poor, fuck off, you're an asshole and deserve to be poor.
bob says – reply to this

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IT AMAZES ME HOW PEREZ MANAGES TO TIE BRITNEY SPEARS INTO EVERY FUCKING STORY. IT IS KINDA ODD HOW THE PEOPLE WHO CLAIM TO HATE HER SO MUCH SEEM MORE OBSESSED WITH HER THAN HER FANS. IT IS TRULY SAD TO BE FIXATED ON HATING ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL. ESPECIALLY ONE YOU DO NOT KNOW.
Nikki says – reply to this

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You have a multi million piece of property and all the security money can buy…. has anyone ever heard of a fire break…. oh, that might take away from the landscaping….
Nikki is retarded says – reply to this

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Nikki- you're retarded. Although these properties are worth millions, some are not "acres" and don't have the capability of having a fire break. Besides, a fire break would have been useless with the winds like this and the strength of the flames. Go back to your pathetic life as a renter in your sad little apartment.
Lola says – reply to this

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STOP STOP STOP! I just heared the true story: perez farted downtown la and high pressure weather brought the fart to malibu where exactly when the fart came in, britney lit a cigarette on her terrace! the rest is history…

police is already investigating.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! says – reply to this

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IM DOING A PROTEST HERE ON THIS SITE … NO MORE POSTS ABOUT BRITNEY
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH`!!!! ILL POST ABOUT OTHER THINGS BUT NONE ON THAT SUBJECT ………. JOIN IN!!!!!! PLEASE DO!!!!!
Carla says – reply to this

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You'll have to forgive me but I started cracking up when I read the "We hope Britney didn't start it!" line.
Bob Is an Idiot says – reply to this

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And it's kinda sad how Bob can't get his facts straight and realize that Perez was the biggest Britney fan. He doesn't hate her. He's just disappointed in her.
Kelsey says – reply to this

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I go to Pepperdine University… (for those of you who don't know it is is the Malibu Hills) and let me tell you this has been one crazy day! Obviously Brit Brit did not start it!! There were soem downed power lines and it spread from there. I have spent the last 7 hours in the cafeteria waiting without any power, news, or information! Finally they let us back to our rooms!
Mandie says – reply to this

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It's grown to over 1000 acres now. These winds aren't making those 500 firefighters jobs any easier, either.
You says – reply to this

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What is your problem with Britney!!
Johynny SoCal says – reply to this

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I HOPE SHITNEY IS DEAD! STANK PUSSY WHORE! DUMB CUM BUCKET PROBABLY LIT A MATCH, PUT IT TO HER ASSHOLE AND FARTED CAUSING MALIBU TO BURN DOWN!
White people are COOL says – reply to this

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You minorities are a friggin JOKE. All you do is sit around and whine blaming innocent white people for your problems all the while being totally RACIST towards us. Pot meet Kettle.

Caucasions are descended from ancient asians, we aren't a mix.
Britney is a boring loser says – reply to this

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Britney is boring and we are feeding her bad behavior by paying attention to it. Ignore her. When 400 paps stop paying attention to her she will be FORCED to grow up.
burn says – reply to this

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hahaha, burn malibu burn…I hope all that shit burns down, time for a new start in malibu, everything needs to burn and people there needs to burn to death!!! Burn Burn Burn
frau says – reply to this

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FYI this picture is NOT of malibu, Perez. this is a pic of a different fire burning near castaic lake, an hour north of malibu
SNARKY BITCH says – reply to this

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WHAAAAA, what a bunch of bullshit. They are billionairs, they own many homes. So one burns, big deal. If you want to feel sorry for someone think of the many Hurricane Katrina survivors that lost everything and can't afford to have it replaced and got screwed over by their govenment and their insurance company. Now that's a sad story that is still going on.
IHateLindsay says – reply to this

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I don't feel bad for any of those rich, pompous asswipes.
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Britney probably started it by flicking one of her menthol butts out the window. Stupid WHORE.
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She's probably driving around as usual, getting smokes, Taco Bell, and a super mocha-fatty-extra whipped cream ass expander from Starbucks.
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I can see it now. "Ooooh, fire trucks. Dem's kewl y'all." "Follow me paparazzi, I'm more important than some big red truck with flashing lights!" "Pump my gas, servants". "Tell me I'm pretty, bitches".
Lori says – reply to this

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I wet my pants laughing at that britney comment!
Roni says – reply to this

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Burn, baby burn!
StormyBliss says – reply to this

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damn that looks like some War of the Worlds shit…
lust says – reply to this

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to ALL malibu -hollywood ———-Jesus said something like: it is harder for a rich man to go to heaven than it is for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle.
gr says – reply to this

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leave britney the fuck alone
Savannah says – reply to this

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Sheesh, there's a lot of hate on this thread. The valley here is filling with smoke and making it hard to breathe. Please pray and send positive thoughts for those of us in SoCal. This really isn't something to joke about.
Miriam says – reply to this

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Lol! I agree Britney Started..
Brit says – reply to this

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the only good fag is a dead fat one
Lohan says – reply to this

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I want that whole state to burn up, bunch of assholes live in Cali plain and simple!
mehe says – reply to this

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Re: Savannah –
Sorry, no can do
Louisiana and the Gulf coast still aren't re-built.
mehe says – reply to this

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Re: Kelsey –
So are you a rich pampered pussy? Boo hoo
hg says – reply to this

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kill all the high paid snobs in the fire…fuck em all malibu should burn to the ground
mehe says – reply to this

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Re: eeeee –
Just think Gulf Coast. Sorry, rich people have insurance, and none of them are at 'home' anyway.
StormyBliss says – reply to this

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Re: IHateLindsay – HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!
me says – reply to this

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this country is sooo fucked…tornadoes just killed people this week, and retards are worried about rich fuckers in Malibu??
FUCK YOU PEPPERDINE CUNT says – reply to this

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Re: Kelsey – As Artie Lange would say "Waaaaaaaaah, I'm rich and can't go back to my dorm room, waaaaaaah". Stupid cunt.
FUCK OFF SAVANNAH says – reply to this

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Re: Savannah – We don't give a shit, stupid cunt.
chinagirl1 says – reply to this

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Cause she's so hot.
FUCK PEOPLE FROM MALIBU says – reply to this

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"Waaaaaaaaaaah, one of my 7 mansions is burning, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Paps, Dirty Old Men, and Pre-teen Girls says – reply to this

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Britney must have started the fire because she's so SMOKIN' HOT.
Marianne Chitter Chatter says – reply to this

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I used to live not far from there, when I was working in Thousand Oaks. It makes the hair stand up on my chin to know that the fires are so close.
me says – reply to this

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You probably started it. you fat fuck
CSI Malibu says – reply to this

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"Hot as Ice" is the 9th track on "Blackout." Coincidence–or NOT???????
edgar renteria says – reply to this

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burn rich people burrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnn, thrown in britney to end all the madness

MALIBOOTY is burning
Tiandu says – reply to this

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My thoughts and prayers are with the people in the path of those flames, and all the people fighting the fire, and all the people breathing the smoke. Stay safe, please? I hope people, pets, and livestock survive.
Eye Opener says – reply to this

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Like a scene straight out of "Movieland"!

How very ironic that MOST OF THE PEOPLE who built their homes from this same "Movieland" are now FACED WITH NATURES RATH, which NO AMOUNT OF MONEY, OR POWER CAN STOP!!

This photo is almost PROLIFIC!!!
Tiandu says – reply to this

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Re: Eye Opener – Prolific? Do you mean prescient? I dunno, there are good people living there, of the Noblesse Oblige variety also. And innocent creatures who don't deserve to burn for the sins of the humans that own them.
Tiandu says – reply to this

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Re: Eye Opener – Prolific? Do you mean prescient? I dunno, there are good people living there, of the Noblesse Oblige variety also. And innocent creatures who don't deserve to burn for the sins of the humans that own them. Not to mention the firefighters who are battling the flames, and the people who may have asthma attacks or bronchitis for as far as the smoke carries.
Twinz4me says – reply to this

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:( Wishing everyone the best.
malibubitches says – reply to this

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Re: FUCK MALIBU – hahah. we are better than you, stupid fuck!. just so happens that we *special people* made good decisions in life..ah ha.. i got a "fire" day off from work.. sad ,tho
Perez sucks dick says – reply to this

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Perez probably started it with the fiction of his fat thighs!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!Shut the fuck up about Britney!!
RICHBIATCH says – reply to this

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EVERYONE ON HERE, QUIT HATING!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST CAUSE YOU ARE DEPRESSED WITH YOUR SHITTY WAITRESSING JOB DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN HATE ON PEPPERDINE AND ALL OF MALIBU!!!! THE LOSERS IN LIFE ARE THE ONES WHO DON'T END UP RICH AND SUCCESSFUL…OBVIOUSLY IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO CONTRIBUTE IF LIFE YOU WOULD BE RICH AND LIVING THE HIGH LIFE IN MALIBU TOO!!! SO TAKE A NOTE AND BACK THE FUCK OFF AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL YOU FAKE (OR GOD AWFUL)ASS WANNA BE ACTORS .OH AND SBUT UP ABOUT BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GETA FUCKIN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I CAN HANDLE BEING CALLED A RICH BITCH(translates to being very successful*) , BUT I HOPE YOUR READY TO BE CALLED A FUCKING ABSOLUTE LOSER AT LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..VIVA MALIBU BITCHES!!!!
Bella says – reply to this

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Thats castaic u nim wit!
Nona says – reply to this

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Re: RICHBIATCH – Hunny nobody cares about you. Hope your house burns to the ground. Bye bye.
Shireen says – reply to this

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I think the fires are a sign that Britney shouldn't have regained visitation rights with her kids
Skippy says – reply to this

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What the FUCK does this have to do with Britney? You are pathetic.
Skippy says – reply to this

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Re: RICHBIATCH – Your rich-and-successful people are those that the VALUABLE people in this world hate the most. Your kind don't appreciate their own lives.
malibustudent says – reply to this

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how about we care about those of us who live in malibu and and are directly effected and have been evacuated from our dorms, homes, and appartments rather than brittney spears who isn't even here dealing with the smoke,fire, and hurricane force winds that have surrounded our campus and homes. there are more important things to be worried about than a woman obsessed with hitting the headlines.
Poop says – reply to this

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Whatever! These rich people in Malibu can kiss my ass! They chose to live in that hilly wild fire prone area. Suck it up bitches. There's freaking mudslides and wildfires there all the time. It's the price they pay. So I feel no sympathy for these people.
IHateLindsay says – reply to this

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Re: Kelsey –

Waiting without any power or news or information?????!?!!
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It's called an iPhone you dumbass BIYATCH. Use one. Problem SOLVED.
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I have a good mind to drive up there and give you a mushroom stamp to the forehead!!!. Ssshhhhwack !!!
Ange says – reply to this

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Fires in Melibu? Oh dear. What a shame. I am sure Mel Gibson can sort it out……
Dave says – reply to this

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lmaoooooooooooooooooo @ We hope Britney didnt start it!

love u perez
samantha says – reply to this

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malibu is not the only one burning. theres about 10 different fires going on in SoCal with the one in canyon country being the biggest one. about 25,000 acres have been burned
aaron says – reply to this

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DOUCHE BAG! YOU SHOULD GO SMOTHER THE FIRES WITH YOUR FATASS IT WOULD BE ALOT MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN YOUR LIFE NOW!!! YOU UGLY FUCKIN AUTISTIC LOOKING FUCK
Rachel says – reply to this

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hahahah rich cunt thinks that being rich = successful? yes, in a lot of cases.. but look at losers like paris hilton and nicole richie. the way they live their lives makes them complete and utter losers. they have money cause it's in their family. they are NOT successful valuable people to our society. it is obvious to us educated people that rich bitch lives a sheltered ignorant life. burn, baby, burn!
Nona says – reply to this

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Re: malibustudent – If you were in such a state of peril, you wouldn't be fuckin around on perezhilton.com you stupid cunt.
crystal says – reply to this

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this is scary. looks and sounds like some appocolypse shit to me.. i dont like it.. hope they find out what the hell happened soon and fix it.
crystal says – reply to this

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Re: Bella – i agree with alot of what u said except for the way u handled it. i agree that the ppl who arent successful in life are alot of times losers. but there are some who couldnt help it. um and i dont like it that this site and most of the commenters are so harsh to all these celebritites. they are only human like everyone else just with alot of attention. i always add my own comments about things to say the good side about the celebs they are talkin shit about. lol if there is good. if u read some of my comments on things u will see. but anyhow your comment just stood out to me. i like how strongly oppinionated u are and we feel the same way about some of the things u voiced or wrote
NYC 2 LA says – reply to this

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I wanted so badly to make a comment that Brit started the fire but i felt that was wrong. Now i could say it. Britney started the fire.
heather says – reply to this

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maybe britney did it… lmao