Mike Myers Is Our Hero!
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She is one crazy queen!
How crazy is Mike Myers?
Let's break it down for you!
On the set of his new film, The Love Guru, currently shooting in Canada, Mike has not one but TWO male assistants that follow him around constantly.
Diva!
One bitch boy is his personal umbrella handler, following around the Saturday Night Live and protecting his fair skin from the harmful rays of the sun.
The other ASSistant is always nearby to hold a fresh bottle of water with a straw for sipping.
And, taking the crazy quotient up a notch, Myers has a very weird phobia.
"Mike gets easily distracted by the sun hitting any reflective surfaces, so he makes people run around the movie with black tape to cover each one," says one on-set source. "When filming is outside, the sun moves and before you know it, there's black tape covering everything and people running around with rolls of it."
MM must be spending too much time in his dungeon. He likes it dark and musky!
[Image via WENN.]
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WINNER!
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yeah baby!
I never thought of him as a Diva but I guess he is.
crazy
thought i was first??? fuck!
butt fugly. this guy is.
It's nice to know that Austin Powers can be a little b3tch.
Yeah Baby, YEAH!!!
he don't even deserve the diva title
Crazy…I wish I had that shizzzz
You can call me a diva ANYTIME!!!
Haha, he is amazing! I wish someone would carry an umbrella for me!
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he was staying at the same hotel as me 3 years ago on my honeymoon. he painted his toenails black with little white hearts and skulls on them.
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Wow… I'll be his water bitch. I don't know about running around covering reflective surfaces though.
Wow, there goes my good impression Mike Meyers…
hES A FUckin has been UGLY ASS MUTHER FUCKER
PUSSY
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"Yeah, baby, yeah!
Would you like to shag in a homosexual
manner in my trailer, babys?
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Yeah, be naughty for me now, lets slip
into my dressing trailer and you can show
me your naughty bits, YEAH BABY, YEAH!!!"
ONE TRILLION DOLLARS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$
so what do you think about bush hating black people?
i happen to know that this story is exaggerated bullshit
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very lame
That's Dr. Evil not Mike.
Does he have a wig or a toupé??
Does he have a wig or a toupé???
bah!
this stuff is hilarious.
i never thought of mike myers being a diva!
bah!
this stuff is hilarious.
i never thought of mike myers being a diva!
I wonder if he had never become famous and done movies how would he have handled these phobias?
I don't know if I believe this… the other night I saw him walking down the street with two friends, totally normal, no body guards or chauffers or water-btich-boys. Who knows…
It's always the funny ones you need to watch out for…yikes..
anglos make me sick theyr white and theyr always taning whats wrong i tought you loved your white potato skin
This is hilarous.You know he will be on some Yank American Talk Show laughing about how he did this all for your entertainment!
LMFAO. I love mike myers. It does not surprise me that he is distracted by shing objects, I too have that downfall. lol.
If I was rich I sure as hell would have someone holding my umbrella and a drink for me, HELLZ YA!
Get your facts straight. I know Mike Myers, have travelled with him to the beach and your story is crap. Get it right for a change.
Two words: shorn scrotum.
WTF, only two guys?
He's The Freaking Love Guru.
wOw!
talk about a Diva!
Perez do you have men assistants?
Owell he is funny so he can pass as wack job!
Vampire Bitch Boy
I just can't stand it!!! LOL LOL The freaking nonsense that people come up with! "Number 1 you carry my water, and it better be cold biotch! Number 2 you are on umbrella duty, make sure it faces 12 o'clock at all times" :0)
that is definitely a LIE and he probably set it out himself so that idiots would read it and think it was true! he is NOT like that.. at all!!! hes poking fun at others
Attention this site will be closing do to fags like perez and all the other fags in this world you are nasty and should be shot down for the nasty things you do .. it is so nasty to be gay how can a man suck a dick and have to wear diapers so that they can stop shitting on them selfs nasty ass fuckers yuck yuck yuck…dick in the ass ear hole nasty.. dick was made for womens pussy
not butt holes and mouths
Attention this site will be closing do to fags like perez and all the other fags in this world you are nasty and should be shot down for the nasty things you do .. it is so nasty to be gay how can a man suck a dick and have to wear diapers so that they can stop shitting on them selfs nasty ass fuckers yuck yuck yuck…dick in the ass ear hole nasty.. dick was made for womens pussy
not butt holes and mouths..
I met mike myers before and he just chatted it up.. he was one of the most down to earth people I ever met, celebrity or otherwise.. AND it was a sunny day and there was no blocking of any reflective surfaces.. I think this is made-up bullshit.. like a lot of stuff you say on here!!
He has a sun allergy, I do too and it's terrible. Just the smallest amount can make an explosion of pain in your head, and zap you of all energy. It's awful. He's just sensitive.
I agree with the people who say this has to be bull. I've run into him and there is no way you'd know he's a celebrity, he is totally down to earth. This really makes me wonder about all the other stories I read.
Re: gays – You, Sir, need to seek help.
Is he out yet?
weirdo
As a Canadian, and I know for certain Mike Meyers is as well, we all know that the sun disappears after Labour Day long weekend…. until approximately Mid-April. So I question the credibility of this story. He's probably got an umbrella holder to shelter him from the permanent downpour.
wow that changes my opinion of him dratically.
i agree with cnd fan it's so true that it's all just to trick u yanks.
I don't believe it for a second. Aside from his comedic schtick, that guy is as down to earth as they come. He might, however, purposely try to gauge how crazy a rumour could be spread about himself, for sh*ts and giggles.
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Since this is filed under "gay, gay, gay", I have to bite. Is MM gay? If so, when did this come to light? I've never met the guy but I am not going to change my opinion of him (that he seems cool) just because someone told Perez some (possibly) made-up BS. There are far too many people on here that have really met him and say he's nice and not weird. Why would they lie?
I call bullshit!
he is way crazier then that, he keeps the set tempature below zero, and no one onset from crew, to background are allowed to look him in the eye
as far as gay gay gay goes, mm is currently dating moby's ex, the one he opened teany with. but i can't speak for the correctness of the rest of the post.
I happen to know tha Mike Myers is behaving like a total bastard on his set here in Toronto. He is HORRIBLE to work with.
I ran into MM in Brooklyn last January at a friends birthday party and he was totally low key and cool. We chatted in the bathroom line and he introduced himself to me.. " Hey I'm Mike, how do you know the birthday kid?" So this report must be totally bogus… Perez you are slipping.. first Castro, then this…
I still love you though !
Success has gone to his head… he's got too much money. He's getting as crazy as MJ!
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I have read before that he was the worst person to interview because he is such an asshole.( I guess are'nt they all>)
why oh why do they tolerate this bullshit from these people? they are not important!
it's well known underground gossip that he IS the ultimate pain in the ass superior than-thou diva, bringing staffers to tears on a regular basis…not so funny
..oh, and is also in the closet…
whats up with u r u having 2 much fun or now ur to hot for ur web site cause I look foward to the chismes and now all u see is stupid comment boxes work a little ok what the hell!!!!!!
He's funny and he makes the world a happier place. Yeah baby yeah!!!!
yes and no crew member is allowed to make eye contact at any time and not to be any where is he's eye line while on set, diva…and he's from scarbourgh
Looks like a typical child molestor!!
No wonder Robin (the hottie) quit him.
That is incredibly fucking nuts.
I would have to suggest saving the money you would spend on that ridiculous bullshit and donate it to a worthy cause of your choice, or investing in in the future of you and your children.
Silly ,silly shit.
Does he where a wig???
Umbrella for the rain maybe….
C'mon Mike, don't turn all hollywood snot on us.
Love from Canada!
His behavior sounds more like a pathology than anything. He may very well be ocd or even a high functioning autistic. Mike Meyers has always been a notorious pain in the ass to work with and as he is aging, it appears to be getting worse. When you are rich and still able to work, people are willing to put up with crazy shit - as long as you can make them money.
mike is a real bitch, i was at a japanese rest and noticed him i waited until he finished his dinner and asked him to take a picture and he was like didnt you take one already (i didnt) his girlfriend was like yeah you took a picture! they were acting like they wanted to beat us up for asking for a pic at that point i didnt want to take the pic myself but my boyfriend said lets just take it and we did, he had the only bulldog face in the pic, i will send it if you would like to see it. DRAMA!!!!
I was an extra on this movie set actually and YES HE DOES have an assistant carrying around a drink for him with a straw, he also carries him a corn dog for a scene and then holds the container out for him to spit it back out, LOL. Not too sure about the umbrella thing though as I was there for the hockey scenes in an arena. And yeah he's got his bitch following him around but he doesn't act like a diva he's generally funny with the crowds and sometimes replies to people who yell things at him, so not so diva-like his behaviour really.
Actually there are 2 guys cause one of them is his assistant and the other is like a production assistant..he's all the stars bitch. Including Justin Timberlake..he spoon fed him, literally. But I think it was not to mess up JT's makeup (fake mustache). JT is extremely laid back and cool with everyone.
that bitch is crazy thats ridiculous!
Smells like bull to me, 'rez.
Is this for real?
Mike,
Get on SODZyme with Glisodin and you wont have this issue with the sun anymore. I used to burn in an hour and now I can stay out for 2 or 3 no burning. And no constant nasty sunscreen either.
Sounds like he suffers from migraines. Those reflective surfaces stab your eyes with glare and can ignite a headache, and stress really aggravates migraines.
I've been an extra on set of The Love Guru for many days. When he's working, he's working! He doesn't want people to watch him when he's shooting because well, the extras are supposed to be working too! Their job is to watch the hockey game and not him. He's cool off set. I do think that a bit has gone to his head. Maybe that's why he separated from his wife of so many years. Yeah, Justin is hilarious on set!
Maybe he has epilepsy? Just a thought.
Perez, honey, stop lying. Everything you say is a lie and your so called "sources" are pretty lame. You don't need to lie to get more hits on your website. OK? Love you Fatty. ps. don't hate on mike myers
I don't like the sun either. If I had the money for assistants, I'd have them protecting me from the brutal rays too.
You know what, Freak Boy Perez
It's their decison to work in those conditions. Besides they're getting paid well to Assist. Why do you fu**ing care? Probably jealous. I'll bet you love to play the sub-servient one.
I would never have guessed that! I used to see Mike Meyers around all the time, and he never displayed diva behavior. If anything, he always very quiet, polite, and kept his cell phone on vibrate. He'd take it outside to talk on it. Shocking. I almost don't even believe this post!
He's married, so it makes sense that his personal assistants are men! hell I wouldn't want my husband running around with two FEMALE assistants. Also I completely relate to the light flashing in my eyes thing
I ran into him in Toronto at a lowkey bar we hang out at. He was totally cool and nice. He chatted with us for a bit. Bogus story Perez, bummer!
He's had IPL (Photofacial laser therapy) in order to have younger looking skin, one of its side effects is that it strips the skin of it's melanin and makes you more susceptible to sunburn, that's why he's so hung up about sun and reflective light.
I always did wonder why they shot that big Austin Powers street dance number in the shade!!!
I will gladly massage his cock with my ass muscles. i will gladly masaage his prostate with my uncircumcized knob.
If MM is gay, God is too cruel. I call bull hockey on this story.
Groovy, baby… he doesn't like those stabbing, light-sensitivity headaches that result from the sun shining brilliantly on metal or glass while he's at work! Is that so wrong? I had one of those myself today driving home in traffic. Kills your concentration. Oh, and he likes to make people run around. Way!
Mike myers looks like my ass crack. and so do you perez. fuck you!
I love how you guys er….girls post this stuff. The celebrities who have a sense of humor are so sick of these sites they plant these stories themselves, because they are sooo absurd. Clooney started it. I find it really funny that your pea brain perez actually believes this shizz. More power to them. Next we'll hear there are blazing unicorns shooting out of someone's ass. But that's a 'blind item' for now…
I am a hairstylist and worked at a salon where he was a client in nyc and had more than one encounter with him and he could not have been nicer, and at the time I was the stylists's bitch and he was by far one of the nicest celebs I've had my hands on at the shampoo bowl!!!
I have heard that M.M. is a real pain in the ass on the set. He has let his minimal talent go to his head in a big way. He refuses to speak to anyone but the actual stars of whatever film he is working on at the time. A friend was an extra in one of his movies and said hello to him and was immediately fired. I refuse to support anyone with such an arrogant personality. FUCK HIM, up the ass.