Roseanne to Britney: "You are a bad mother, and so is your mother!"

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Washed-up star Roseanne is weighing in on Unfitney and all the controversies surrounding the former pop star.

The unfunny comic just posted the following on her official blog:

"Britney:

The judge is trying to teach you a lesson, shut your mouth and learn it! You are a bad mother, and so is your mother! Get your shit together and take care of your kids!! Your mom needs to lock your spoiled ass in the basement or wherever it is that you cannot get anymore drugs. Stop drinking immediately too! If you are too weak to do that, then you are no better than a crack whore on the street, and your mom should stop pimping your ass and do what mom's do…lock up your kid, and sit there with her for as long as it takes to get her right!!! Get guards around her to sober her up! SIT WITH YOUR KID, MOM! AFTER YOU AND HER DAD PIMPED HER OUT LIKE JON BENET, SIT THERE WITH HER AND STRAIGHTEN HER OUT…THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! (not even hers, but yours, put pimpng out your other daughter on hold til you make your grown one better)."

    Posted: Oct 21, 2007 at 5:51 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Ashley says – reply to this


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      AMEN!!!!

    2. 4RealDeal says – reply to this


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      Surprisingly, I agree with Roseanne.

    3. Ashley says – reply to this


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      Oh, yeah…and 1st bitches!!! : )

    4. doggie balls says – reply to this


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      can some one please shoot this fat disgusting fucking lezbo twat cunt????

      she and that other fat smelly disgusting fucking hate spewing cunt ROSIE-HO

      these two should be thrown in the fuclkng fire at Malibu!!!!

    5. Holly says – reply to this


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      right on!

    6. Bec says – reply to this


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      first

    7. syl says – reply to this


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      uno

    8. jaz says – reply to this


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      That sounds about right to me.

    9. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Roseanne may not be funny…. but she is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

    10. yep says – reply to this


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      AMEN!!!!

    11. STEVE says – reply to this


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      FAT!!!!

    12. Bermuda says – reply to this


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      Can't hate her for tellin the truth.

    13. K says – reply to this


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      Sorry, Perez. But Roseanne is right, right, right as rain. Your dislike of her doesn't mean that she didn't hit the nail on the head here.

      You're becoming even more of a joke these days; you're letting your personal views and vendettas cloud any good judgment you once had. Stop being such a petty, brownnosing bitch and get back to dishing good goss.

    14. sue says – reply to this


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      first!!!

    15. scoober says – reply to this


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      actually, I'm with Roseanne on this one. while everyone else giggles at the crazy spectacle that Brit has become, there is some serious child endangerment going on… and some serious substance abuse. Roseanne tells it straight. These stage moms are disasters. The whole clan needs to step up and be parents and knock it off with the hourly Starbucks runs already!

    16. gia says – reply to this


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      I bet Rosie's only saying what a lot of Hollywood moms are saying but she has the guts to say it out loud. Goods for her…she is right on the money!

    17. yes says – reply to this


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      i love when the person who is first doesn't say 'FIRST'. because then all the losers who do say it, LOSE!!!!!!! LOSERS!!!!!

    18. t says – reply to this


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      sorry but she's right … everything starts and ends with education and i don't mean the kind you get from school and college but the kind that you're supposed to get AT HOME !!

    19. She sux says – reply to this


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      first
      and Britney SUX

    20. allie says – reply to this


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      firsty!

    21. Yes says – reply to this


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      I agree

    22. jennie says – reply to this


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      sad, sad, sad every1 has an opinion dnt they? tht britney had 2 kids in 1 yr course she a lil slow on the uptake she never gt to go past the 1yrstage n has only looked after babies for 2yrs!!

    23. sarah says – reply to this


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      Oh please! Like "roseanne" was teaching good family ethics? Britney has problems yes, but ms. rosie is not anyone to talk!

    24. HELL YA! says – reply to this


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      PREACH IT ROSEANNE~!

      FINALLY, someone who has the BALLS to say it!

      I LOVE YOU ROSEANE@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    25. empress says – reply to this


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      Who are you to say so Roseanne,bitch Please!

    26. erinn says – reply to this


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      britney suckksss

    27. annie says – reply to this


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      She's an idiot, but she finally got one right.

    28. hannah says – reply to this


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      amen.

    29. Kathleen says – reply to this


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      Well, don't you agree with her, Perez?

    30. Barb says – reply to this


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      I couldn't agree more! Right on Rosanne……

    31. jerome says – reply to this


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      First***
      I agree

    32. Sammy says – reply to this


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      Hate to say it but that crazy bitch is right!

    33. Aimee says – reply to this


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      First…?

      Anyway, i love Britney, but to an extent, Rosanne's right…

    34. Dee says – reply to this


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      i dont like rosanne! shes crazy herself!

    35. girly says – reply to this


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      omg, like first.

    36. lily says – reply to this


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      first

    37. Laila says – reply to this


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      not the biggest fan of Rosie…but she is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!! Britney doesnt give a crap about anyone but herself and her dog these days. She doesnt even care about her kids…thats when you know you have a problem. SAD SAD SAD

    38. kennnn! says – reply to this


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      hahahaha.
      i still love britney.

    39. homey says – reply to this


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      FOURTEEN

    40. Meg says – reply to this


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      Britney apparently has an addiction and being "too weak" to stop has nothing to do with it. I am an alcoholic/addict and she will not stop until she hits rock bottom. Addicts and alcoholics will keep using, no matter what the consequences are until they are ready to stop.

    41. girly says – reply to this


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      like, omg, like first

    42. katgrrl says – reply to this


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      I don't like roseann at all, but she is 100% right about this!!

    43. Sara says – reply to this


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      What do you disagree with her? Her parents did slut her up and pimp her out for financial gain. Now her life is damaged because she never truely learned right from wrong. She just learned what rich, pretty people get away with, and now she doesnt understand why shes not getting away with it anymore. In her head shes "omg im like britney i can dance and look sexy why cant i do what i want anymore?" And shes going to be like this till shes 80, she is lacking that childhood where normal people learn these things.

    44. LAsux says – reply to this


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      I may not agree with HOW Roseanne said it (if indeed she actually wrote that) but I agree with WHAT she said…harsh but true. Britney doesn't listen to other's advice no matter how they say it…and I do agree her parents pimped her out for fame and money. If Britney had any real talent she wouldn't have to resort to sexploitation to get people interested. I knew music/award show publicists who were horrified by her mother letting her dress the way she did when she was preteen….and these people had seen it all!

    45. Sounds like a few posts I've read... says – reply to this


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      Actually Perez, sounds like Rosie is agreeing with you and about 90% of the posts about UNFITNEY….

    46. Adelina says – reply to this


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      Rosanne is right! One learns to parent from their own parents! Britz mom should defintely help her daughter out! However, Britney craves having power over herself because in the music business she never did! And now is retaliating against every1 and everything that tries to help her out! Too bad its her little boys who are suffering!

      1ST!

    47. fuckperez says – reply to this


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      i hate perez and this fat whore. brit rocks. kfed is just stealing her money and so is her family.

    48. Roseanne Fan says – reply to this


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      So fucking TRUE!! Perez you know you secretly love Roseanne. *Kisses

    49. Not In My Life Time!!!! says – reply to this


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      She may well win the General Election but after that…

      Hey Hillary the self imposed coronation you have been having for yourself is coming undone…you may want to look in the mirror, you only have an imaginary crown there sweetheart….thats all you will ever have.

      Time is priceless….the more time we have with her opening her mouth… the better off we are.

      LMAO

      her crown may be falling off before we thought if someone does some digging, like I said about Hsu, he is gonna' be just the tip of the iceberg…. Let's see, she has the uninformed vote, the fraud vote, the racist minority vote, the felon vote, the illegal alien vote, the 'I want' vote, the union vote, the dead constituent vote.

      Am I missing anything?

    50. Jamie says – reply to this


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      Rosanne is correct, although she should address Brits mom as though she is still in control of Brits life, Britney is and adult!

    51. Rhea says – reply to this


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      Its true,Its all Lynns fault. Whore of a stage mother, SAVE JAMIE-LYNN!

    52. Namath says – reply to this


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      She isn't saying anything you don't say about 12 times everyday. So what's your point?

    53. DanConner says – reply to this


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      Rosanne Still rocks!!!!

    54. Mediterranean says – reply to this


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      NOBODY can say that Roseanne is wrong about Britney. There were worse things could have been said and she didn't say it.

    55. jen says – reply to this


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      She's one to talk!

    56. Laaaa says – reply to this


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      Britney's number three on the UK charts.
      She's doing something right.

    57. MissMottin says – reply to this


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      Dear Roseanne,
      Britney is a grown-up and responsible for her OWN actions.
      NOT HER MOTHER!
      At 25 — it's on her — 100%.
      And being disrespectful is never effective or appropriate or justified or excuseable. You are disrespectful IN SPADES to Britney, et al, and quite judgemental, to boot. Peachy.
      I'm sure your encouraging input will be JUST the trick they needed. Thank GOD you came forward and "shared" your "thoughts."
      If ever you or one of your loved ones are in Britney's position one day, I hope God will have mercy on you…..b/c if you keep THAT kinda thing up — I guaran-damn-tee you — there's a chance NO ONE else will.
      All the Best,
      Ellen M. Martin
      Napoleonville, LA

    58. WHY COULDN'T MOM GET BRITNEY INTO REHAB? says – reply to this


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      IT'S SO RIDICULOUS SHE STILL HASN'T GONE. SHE NEEDS TREATMENT AND SHE REALLY CAN'T AVOID IT.
      BRITNEY IS SO FUCKING STUPID. I SHE HAD GONE INTO REHAB WHEN THIS WHOLE CUSTODY THING HAPPENED, SHE WOULD BE FINISHING HER PROGRAM NOW. BUT INSTEAD SHE WASTES HER TIME DRIVING AROUND AND GETTING FAT.
      TIME IS SOMETHING YOU CAN'T BUY BACK BRITNEY. YOU ARE PATHETIC

    59. Helena Handbasket says – reply to this


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      HA! Perez has been saying how UNFIT Brit is all along, and just because "Roseanne" says it… she's "SAD" and wrong. How much is it going to take for everyone to realize that Perez is one pathetic, two-faced MOFO, and is just O-ver. OOO-verrr.

    60. Cb4 says – reply to this


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      "Pimped out like Jon Benet" Now that one cuts deep.

    61. Leonardo says – reply to this


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      Roseanne is absolutely right. Britney Spears was sold out as a young child first of all. Why do parents do this to their kids? Everyone is letting Spears run all over LA under the influence with no underwear .

      Roseann is right 100%

    62. joey says – reply to this


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      she's right on target.

    63. R says – reply to this


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      Like it or not, she is right especially the part about Lynn Spears. No body is going to put Lynn in prison for locking up Britney or kidnapping her to a plac where she can get help/ better. The world and therefore any judge/ jury has seen enough of Britney to give Lynn all the right to do that.
      Good one Roseanne, finally someone had the ass to say the truth.

    64. SDC says – reply to this


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      I hate Roseanne, but I have to agree with her on this one.

      As a mother I can't even begin to imagine what is going on in her head. I can't stand being away from my kids. If put in her situation I would do EVERYTHING in my power to get them back. Furthermore…id you see where she had the kids on her "appointed" visitation….STARBUCKS! LMAO. Keep your kids at home and let them play. Or take them to a park. I's not fair to parade your kids around town in a car seat. they hate that. I pray she grows up!!!!

    65. Carrie says – reply to this


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      Roseanne gets it right sometimes.. totally I agree with her on this.

    66. oh so smart says – reply to this


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      hmm someone is trying to get back into the spotlight.

      insiders tell me that she's the one supplying britney with the drugs.
      now, shes trying to cover it up with this fake blog.

      i also hear that britney and her mother are communicating. and its actually britney who is trying to be rebelious and not listen to her mother.

      i know all the dirt on celebs.

    67. mari says – reply to this


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      She's absolutley right!.. i agree 100%………

    68. bek says – reply to this


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      She's right it's too bad britney won't listen because she never does.

    69. Lorie in Alabama says – reply to this


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      I hope they listen to you. I have been leaving those same comments everywhere.

    70. Kat says – reply to this


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      Roseanne never pimped out her children, and apparently they all turned out okay including her daughter Brandy who was put up for adoption when she was a teenager.

    71. Bambi says – reply to this


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      I agree with her completely….

    72. bitchtits. says – reply to this


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      how could you people think shes right? shes just desperate for attention because no one else cares about her fat ass anymore besides a bunch of douchebags. and how the fuck could she compare britney to jon benet? she was a child, and britney is an adult. she could do whatever the fuck she wants. if she dont give a fuck about her kids, then so be it. peace bitches.

    73. Perez Sucks says – reply to this


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      She is right. Hopefully Spears will burn in these fires.

    74. John Davis says – reply to this


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      Roseanne is right on with this comment, your not one to talk Perez, you trash Brit as much as anyone. Brit needs some big time help, and Brit has been a business since she was a small kid. You dont see Roseanne's kids in showbiz.
      RIGHT ON Roseanne, you hit the nail on the head. Perez, get more than a hamster before you comment on parental advice

    75. Britney Spears says – reply to this


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      Apparently irrelevance makes you cranky. 38th bitches!

    76. curtis says – reply to this


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      Perez, Roseanne is a legend and can say whatever the hell she wants. You, however, will soon be the "sad, washed-up ,unfunny" celebrity. Quit being such a bitch.

    77. kk says – reply to this


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      I agree with her! OMG!

    78. Jo says – reply to this


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      I completely agree with Roseanne!!!

    79. Just Sayin' says – reply to this


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      Sad but true ~

    80. nina says – reply to this


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      rosie is right-her parents allowed britney to be sexualized since a VERY young age and now all she knows how to do is screw and score drugs. They need to help wrong the right here, and they need to do it with tough love! Go Rosie for saying what needed to be said!

    81. MIKIE'S RIGHT says – reply to this


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      YOU ARE SO STUPID PEREZ..giving roseanne shit for saying something about britt and her mom when you do the same f**king think daily..hell..hourly. i used to really enjoying coming to your sight..you were funny and kind of mean sometimes. but now..i just find you really a big hypocrite..(my bad if i spelled it wrong) and whiney. and not funny really anymore. just mean. and that makes me sad. it's like the more famous you become the more you are losing your thing that made you perez. arrrgggghhh..you've completely pissed me off here perez. stop being a little twat and make me laugh again. and don't bitch about something someone says when it's basically the same shit you've been saying for the last two months. go cowboys.

    82. SDJ says – reply to this


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      Roseanne is just saying what all of us have been saying for awhile. She just has the platform we lack.

    83. Nikkie says – reply to this


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      Re: doggie ballsRe: doggie balls – Go lick your doggie balls in the corner, ****fat or not SHE IS RIGHT****. You wish you could have her and rosie…tell the truth! Dream on .

      lol.

    84. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      I totally agree with Rosanne. I'm glad she said it. Somebody needed to say something. Her family's been dodging responsibility. Time to step to it and take care of family business.

    85. MadameX says – reply to this


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      That's right Rosie!! Truth be told.

      Now if only here parents can be brought up on media prostituton carges, the entertainment world would be a better place!

    86. she's a hag says – reply to this


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      Britney is a mess, but a little to old for her mom to lock her up. Besides what do Rosanne's kids do for a living….they live off her same as the loser she calls a boyfriend.

    87. lauren says – reply to this


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      You can hate the messenger and still agree with the message. Britney's parents did SHITTY job raising her-she was acting like a slut at the age of 14, and never was educated properly. Have you ever heard this girl talk? She is DAMN IGNORANT. That's her parents fault-she was not raised properly by her parents because they were seduced by fame and fortune, and now they are paying the consequences with a crack addict daughter who can't even keep her shit together long enough to keep custody of her kids!

    88. W T F ? says – reply to this


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      I agree with Roseanne.

    89. ROSEANNE IS RIGHT. MOMMY SPEARS IS NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH says – reply to this


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      OR IS SHE?
      .
      WHAT COULD BE MORE OF A WAKE-UP CALL THAN GETTING YOUR KIDS TAKEN AWAY.
      .
      I'M SURE EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH TO MOTIVATE BRITNEY…
      .
      FUCK NO! THEY HAVE TO TAKE HER MONEY AWAY. THAT IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL WORK.

    90. ~JulieP.~ says – reply to this


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      Oh Roseanne!
      She is a grown woman! she needs to quit blaming her parents for everything! We all blame our parents! If the child came with a fucking Rule book we would all have perfect children! Britney needs to get it together! I sure wish u could have had better words to say to her than just blame mom and dad! Britney is being a disrespectful little childish bitch! Its not the parents fault that there daughter has no morals and values britney CHOOSES to be A Nut job and a paparazzi Whore! shame on you! a grown woman an ELDER! giving this advise! Britney needs to be Bitch Slapped by anyone she comes in contact with! Kinda like that V-8 commercial SMACK! but Nooo the public is so in AWWW of her stardom to Tell her where to go! Keep Feeding the Fire! and let the muther fucker burn!

    91. Megan M says – reply to this


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      I actually agree. Her mother does need to step in and slow her down- however Brittany is still screwed up beyond her mothers doing

    92. krissy says – reply to this


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      Right on Roseanne! Where is Brits mom? She does have a hand in this. She needs to speak up. Does she agree with her daughters decisions? Anyone who agrees with Brit has her same mental capacity. Brit is whacked!!!!! Yes, there is child endangerment goin' on here. I am sober now for over 2 years and have my children back. It is a choice. Brit has chose to be in her addiction. Thank God the courts have stepped in because all her family does is enable her. She'll be living under a bridge someday.

    93. Don Pinkston says – reply to this


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      Roseanne is right. Unfitney is a disgusting excuse for a mother. Dangerous and trashy. The only difference between her and some skid row crack whore is she's got money–which makes it even worse.

    94. B says – reply to this


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      both roseanne and you are saying the same things… get along already! you know you secretly love her — watch some reruns of Roseanne and then tell me you think she's unfunny, u bitch! xoxo

    95. dgd says – reply to this


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      So only you Perez are allowed to voice opinions on celebs? God forbid someone else does it.

    96. sienna says – reply to this


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      Rosie is basically blaming her mom. And she needs to blame both parents-they sucked as parents and now Britney is one upping them by being a sucky AND dangerouss parent with her kids. Vicious cycles people of shitty parenting.

    97. BECKY says – reply to this


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      ROSIE, YOUR NOT AA MOM SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY FAT LESBO.

    98. Colleen says – reply to this


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      I also agree. And now she is doing the same to the younger daughter. Didn't mom learn anything?

    99. thatz right bitch says – reply to this


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      I HATE ROSEANNE BUT I AGREE WITH HER HERE!! BRIT HOE IS A NASTY ASS CUNT WHO NEEDS TO QUIT HER FUCKIN SHIT!! I HOPE SHE LOSES CUSTODY OF THEM PERMANENTLY AND KILLS HERSELF!!

    100. Tallulah says – reply to this


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      Why don't you agree Perez? You've basically been saying this for months now. She might be a "has been" to you but that doesn't make her opinion any less relevant than yours. I couldn't agree more with her!

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