Do Dirty Things To Gwen

Filed under: Gwen Stefani

Gwen Stefani's doll line has done so well that she's coming out with a whole new collection, inspired by the looks of her new Sweet Escape album.

We can get our mini Gwen's drunk and stoned with Wino's Double Trouble Combo!

Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 1:38 pm / Email this »

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97 comments to “Do Dirty Things To Gwen”

andrea says – reply to this

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FIrst?
Fag boy says – reply to this

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Cute I want one
LARR LARR says – reply to this

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I WANT ONEEE!!!

X
you're an asshole says – reply to this

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Gwen, not Dwen you illiterate ass
lena says – reply to this

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sick.
erin says – reply to this

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cute!
Vanessa says – reply to this

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i could care less. shes over rated.
daved says – reply to this

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I love perez
Alicia says – reply to this

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Totally CUTE. I want one.
Heather says – reply to this

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The second one is cool - really look like her, love the hair.
Teehee says – reply to this

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wtf is DWEN

Perezito!!! fix your type carajo!!

yay
Ashlen says – reply to this

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i'd buy one
teehee says – reply to this

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firssssssssssssssssssssssst

fix the DWEN typo
k says – reply to this

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1
get back to real music gwen says – reply to this

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WHEN IS GWEN GOING TO STOP WITH THIS TEENY BOPPER SHIT? She is a grown ass mother who is over 40 years old. Get your focus back on your real music with no doubt not this britney spears shit. You are better than this gwen and you have more than enough money already. damn girl I thought you weren't materialistic?
karen says – reply to this

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I would step on it and beat the shit out of this ugly ass doll pretending its the ugly ass Gwen
bizzibee says – reply to this

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this is disturbing. although, her new perfume smells great!
cakeyyyyy says – reply to this

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lame.
ILUVPNASTY says – reply to this

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PLEASE CORRECT THE SPELLING…………… IT'S GWEN…..SO MANY PEOPLE READ THIS..IT'S MAKE ME NUTS WHEN YOU DON'T CHECK THESE THINGS
Real Doll says – reply to this

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Call me when the life size model comes out.
Nindy says – reply to this

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So ugly and tacky, just like Gwinnie herself…she needs to die
Megan says – reply to this

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IF ANYONE IS LOOKING FOR THEM, YOU CAN FIND THEM AT:

www.toymomsattic.com
My Secret says – reply to this

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When I was a little boy I use to sneak into my sister's bedroom and rub my cock against her barbie dolls, and play with their plastic boobs. I now have a girlfriend who looks like a barbie doll, and I do the same to her every night. =)
sneffy says – reply to this

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I hate the outfit's…I would take them off!!!
Steve Hart says – reply to this

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THE SECOND DOLL LOOKS MORE LIKE HER
zombies says – reply to this

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i used to like Gwen back in the No Doubt days. Call it too much pop sense for me. I liked her better before she was trying to do EVERYTHING and when she was just really good at ONE thing and we all loved her for that one thing (singing).
maeby says – reply to this

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she looks like one of those kids from village of the damned in that first pic….creepy…
Gwen stole from GUESS says – reply to this

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Is she SERIOUS? That is the most horrible, ugly doll! I wouldn't give it 2 my dog 2 chew on! Also,her "G" logo as it be, hate to tell her, but………….GUESS has been using that "G" for yrs.! I have a neclace that has just a "G". Everybody wants 2 know where I got my "Gwen" necklace. It's IDENTICAL shaping that her "G" is, but I've had this necklace for 10 yrs.!! Remember when she wanted 2 sue FOREVER 21? Maybe I should contact GUESS, tell them 2 have a looksee at her "G" logo!
frisky says – reply to this

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Gwen is such a doll!
she can do everything she wants.
#30, if ever she stole from Guess, i bet Guess would have been honoured to have Gwen copied their symbol.
Dwen says – reply to this

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Funny, that doesn't look anything like me. Be gentle with me.
becky says – reply to this

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Re: Steve Hart – that's because the first one isn't her its a harajuku girl.

And maybe the dwen thing is on purpose? I always find it hilarious how irate people get for absolutely no reason. Get over it it's a blog.
lovebrad says – reply to this

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DO GWEN WITH PANTIES ON, PEREZ HILTON!
lovebrad says – reply to this

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BEND THAT LITTLE THING AND SLAP IT HARD.
a says – reply to this

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I WANT ONE !
egomaniac says – reply to this

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dear god will this woman ever get over herself? ugly clothes, shitty music, perfume, a fucked up gold stroller for her kid, and now a doll. i wonder if her husband ever feels embarrassed and wonders when it will end too.
Lisa says – reply to this

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Re: get back to real music gwen – Shes 38 dumbass.
And she can do what she wants, if people are gonna buy them, then why not sell it =\
Also No Doubt are immense, but her solo music is also great.
Lisa says – reply to this

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Also the first ones a harajuku dipshits.
I think theyre cute.
Joelle F says – reply to this

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Now she's officially the new Madonna - totally self-absorbed. Speaking of the Vadge, I wonder if her gynecologist, phrenologist, and colorectal surgeons ever visit this site the way her "dermatologist" does, LOL?
Kill Her says – reply to this

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Re: egomaniac –

You said it all. Gwen is a vapid shallow needy glory hog narccisist.

"I could talk about myself of hours and I love hearing my self on the radio. I never want it to end." An Honest To God Gwen Stefani Quote.
yuck says – reply to this

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how are you supposed to take her clothing line seriously when she makes these cheesy ass dolls that look fucking creepy with the big ass head? She ruins her cred or I dont even know if she has any left super lame
#23 My Secret is really Howard K. Stern! says – reply to this

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#26 My Secret is really Howard K. Stern! Gee, Howie, did u dig up Anna or something? Or is she still alive seeing that u "do the same to her evwerynight….." Hmmmmm???
mimifan says – reply to this

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Re: get back to real music gwen – She isn't 40, she's 38 and she kicks ass. no one sounds like gwen stefani and she is one of the most creative and innovative ppl in music. so what, she has a doll. and the doll is all her. no cookie-cutter barbie shit. i love her for having the guts to be unique and for letting the world see that its okay to be so. all in all, please stop hating.
meme says – reply to this

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WHATS WITH THE EYES ON ALL THESE DOLLS LATLEY????????????????
THEY JUST CREEP ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FLAkiki says – reply to this

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Why is the head on this doll so friggin big?!?!?!
FLAkiki says – reply to this

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Why is the head on thsi doll so friggin big?!?!?
tammy says – reply to this

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Does anyone know where I can get one of these dolls in Canada??????? My 6 year old daughter is a HUGE Gwen fan an would go nuts for one of these for Christmas!
corky says – reply to this

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I am 39 and I collect Gwen dolls! Can't wait to buy these!
Taylor says – reply to this

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Re: get back to real music gwen – She's 38, bitch.
Fugly says – reply to this

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People actually buy this ugly piece of shit???
Jessica says – reply to this

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Holy sh**, that thing is scary. And it looks like a major rip-off of a Bratz doll…they should totally sue her, after how lawsuit happy she was with Forever21.
FROSTY BITCH says – reply to this

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GWEN STEFANI BORES THE FUCK OUT OF ME…. ALL THIS CONSISTENT SELF PROMOTING IS REALLY FUCKING OBSCENE AND REALLY TASTELESS. SHE IS INCREDIBLY BORING NOW, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE $$$$$$$$$$$$… SHE IS RELENTLESS AT IT, A CONSTANT IN YOUR FACE "LOOK AT ME" "LOOK AT HOW MUCH MONEY I'VE GOT" "BUY THIS AND MAKE ME RICHER"…….. JESUS IT'S SO FUCKING NEGATIVE. I REALLY REALLY LIKED NO DOUBT, I LOVED THE FACT THAT THEY WERE HARDCORE AND ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC. I REALLY DIS-LIKE HER AS A PERSON NOW, SHE HAS NO MOTIVATION THAN TO LINE HER POCKETS WITH MONEY BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY AND IT'S CONSTANT AND IT'S REALLY OFF-PUTTING…. I KNOW MANY PEOPLE WHO ALSO FEEL THAT SHE'S TOTALLY SOLD OUT…. I CAN'T STAND HER "G" PROMOTION / BRANDING THING, IT'S ALL HAVING A REALLY NEGATIVE IMPACT ON HER ABILITY AS A SINGER/SONGWRITER… I HATE SELF-INDULGENT PERFORMERS THAT DO LITTLE CHARITY OR COMMUNITY WORK AND JUST GO ABOUT THEIR BUSINESS SHOWING OFF WHAT MOST KIDS COULDN'T DREAM OF HAVING AND SHE IS BY FAR THESE DAYS THE MOST BLING IN YA FACE MOFO OUT THERE….. KANYE WITH HIS OWN PERSONAL STYLE OF 'PREP HOP' EDUCATED HIS PEERS TO THINK ABOUT WHERE THE DIAMONDS WERE COMING FROM….. PERFORMERS WITH A SOCIAL CONSCIENCE ARE AN ASSETT
Kim says – reply to this

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Re: Jessica – I think the Bratz company made the Gwen doll - and High School Musical dolls are made by the Barbie people.
barb says – reply to this

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love her! when is the Gavin doll coming out? (SERIOUSLY! He IS TOOO YUMMY)
4sknfAN says – reply to this

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gay husband sold separately.
marcus says – reply to this

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i remember when Gwen used to bash JLO for branding herself….now look at her! not only is she branding herself but she has made herself look asian…how fake! get a life gwen…youre 40 w kids!
Chrissybug says – reply to this

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Hmmm I am creeped out at how you knew I was being Amy Wine-o for Halloween… do I need to send a picture or can you see me right now??? *looks around*
for the love of god says – reply to this

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gavin, please make this stop. she will listen to you. tell her this is getting to be incredibly annoying and needs to stop. you know you want to! please do something!
Hoku says – reply to this

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Wow…These look like retarded Bratz dolls.
Entertain Me says – reply to this

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Actually I find it entertaining when mediocre talent has to prostitite themselves out like this because they are no longer relevent.
miya says – reply to this

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For the illiterate haters, you guys need to do some research and some well needed grammar lessons. "lyk omg i hayte gwen now cos she's like… all about the money and like.. i'm punk rock lyk that meanz i hate people who make a lot of money. i thynk that lyk, they should just do music and nothing else. coz lyk, if you do something else that just proves you have talent and creative innovation, and lyke.. who the fuck cares for shyt lyke that? lyke? you know? YOU SOLD OUT GWEN YOU SUCK."
Bonny says – reply to this

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first of all: THE FIRST DOLL IS A HARAJUKU GIRL, known as her backup asian dancers! so thats NOT GWEN AT ALL!
and i love the dolls!
toys are us, claires and bigbadtoys (or dolls) are selling them…
GWEN is the best!
Bambi says – reply to this

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Um yeah a badly dressed "creepy little white girl who wants to be japanese" doll
GWEN FORGAT THE BLACK ROOTS says – reply to this

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She forgat to add her black Roots in Her BLEACHEAD HAIR DOLL!
CHRIS says – reply to this

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that doll looks creepy
erica says – reply to this

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this is a knockoff of the BRATZ doll. Bitch is gonna get sued BIG TIME. watchh out!!!
farrah says – reply to this

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omg this is a copy of the Bratz dolls!!! nd for someone who prides herself in being "original"! come on gwen……we expect more from you!
You says – reply to this

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Re: get back to real music gwen – Excuse me she is only thirty eight!!!!!!!!! Why don't you get your fucking facts straight! Lay off of her. She is great and you are just jealous because you are a hore!!!!!!!!
ursaminorjim says – reply to this

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What a perfect representation of Gwen Stefani! Plastic, tacky, and completely pointless!
v says – reply to this

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I really want one
JUST WONDERING says – reply to this

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Re: karen – WOW SOMEONE IS ON THE RAG TODAY!
I WOULD SO TOSS HER SALAD says – reply to this

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Yes I would.
Dwen is super fine.
errr I mean Gwen.
Hater says – reply to this

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Gwen new doll comes with a free cupon for ANAL LUBE — it is common knowledge that Gwen likes it up the ass — makes her YODELL better
janell........................... says – reply to this

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hated it
Hash says – reply to this

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I'll take 10 of each…
You're a love…
ANAL EASE says – reply to this

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GWEN'S next video is going to be called — how to practice ANAL SEX and sing WIND UP at the same time…. bitch sold out to VASELINE
Rose says – reply to this

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The harajuku girl is such a stereotype I have been blinded by its ugly hate mongering. Blinded.
lion_noil says – reply to this

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the dolls with the bangs and high tops are actually harajuku girls, not Gwen
ali says – reply to this

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Re: Gwen stole from GUESS –
yeah and Guess stole from Gucci
calm the f*ck down.
G is her initial she can do what she want with it
duranduranfan says – reply to this

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The doll is extremely ugly and it doesn't look like her at all.
gwen fan says – reply to this

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fuck off. gwen is the greatest. she loves her fans she's touring all over the world just to see her fans. those dolls look cute
No longer a fan says – reply to this

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I used to like G.S but her HD Concert ( and her new music ) turned my stomach , she was going on about buying her albums & clothes to keep her around ( NO LIE ! ) Then she had a montage of her & models wearing her clothing , it was total crap !

I just can't stand this old slut anymore .

P.S If you want to see a good concert I recommend Justin Timberlake or Chris Martin , I am now their biggest fans
perzaz hilton says: says – reply to this

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Its got a big head like Gwen…..
Douche Bag says – reply to this

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Wow, so Perez finally admits that he is either A. Sub Con or B. Friends with Sub Con
La says – reply to this

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ok..You bring the booze, i'll bring the bud!

…….and we'll pick gwen up at target on the way.

:-P
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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Did she really have to make her doll Bratz sized.. why not Barbie or Jenny sized. blah !
skazi says – reply to this

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Hahaha you stupid dwen lamer than fuck fans shut the fuck up. shes wack as fuck, shes a sellout. She was good when she was with no doubt, her band is what made her today too you know? Stupid retard teenie bopper kids now adays dont know shit about music. Gwen is a money hungry attention whore craving uglier than shit bitch.
Adriana says – reply to this

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I love Gwen !!!! She is my homegirl!!!!!!!
juan decarlo says – reply to this

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looks like she has turned herself into an asian look a like that she has been surrounded with for the last half of her life
JONNIE Q says – reply to this

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GREEEEEEEAT another vapid ANOREXIC role model for little girls to play with!"GEE MOMMY why can't my legs look like twigs that r about to SNAP?"

FUCK OFF GWEN stop hurting our daughters with your anorexic shit!
Joe Average says – reply to this

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For the love of fuck there is a 7-11 grand opening this weekend and Gwen is going to cut the ribbon.

Self promoting pig…oink oink just like you Piggiz
Perez is a twat
kyra says – reply to this

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hey if you've admitted to struggling with an eating disorder, i guess you can make your doll look as anorexic as all the others - why use this opportunity to promote a healthier body image for young gwen fans? that'd be crazy!
She sucks says – reply to this

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She totally sucks!!
Horrible music, total sell-out, narcisstic, money-loving trash!!
Boycott her music, clothes, perfume, and stupid dolls.
Make her GO AWAY!!!!!
merlito says – reply to this

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I like Christina's doll more!!!
Bill says – reply to this

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I wish they would do Real Dolls of all these hot celeb chicks.
Michael says – reply to this

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I want, omg i cud dress her up with ken lol.
gwenfan! says – reply to this

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this is cute. i want one. Gwen Stefani rocks! so cool…
la di da says – reply to this

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I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!