Guess Her Age

Filed under: Super Seniors > Knifestyles

Look at that gorgeous face!

Not a wrinkle in sight!

Plastic surgery lover Joan Rivers showed off her taught skin at the opening of the Die Mommy Die revival, Sunday night in NYC.

How old you think this hag is????

CLICK HERE to find out!

[Image via WENN.]

Joan is 74 years young!

Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 6:19 pm / Email this »

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Becca says – reply to this

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I'm so glad you're getting sued HOMO!!!!
....? says – reply to this

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first??!?
Steph says – reply to this

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Creeper!!! She can't even smile properly…
laura.. says – reply to this

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she's okay…
whoo dun it says – reply to this

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She is 73. Going on shit………funny lady though.
~*[[JACQU3LiiN3 TORR3S]]*~ says – reply to this

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3WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHO CAR3S!!!!!!!!????
ashlee says – reply to this

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prolly 99
11a says – reply to this

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Bit sick.
yeaho says – reply to this

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primero con leche!
justjak says – reply to this

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JOAN im my AMERICAN IDOL.
o says – reply to this

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i was off by one fricken year!!!!
fds says – reply to this

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1000
Jeremy Stabile says – reply to this

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It is amazing what money can do….scary or not…You would all do the same thing if have the opportunity!
Hannah says – reply to this

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Wow!
rockabilli says – reply to this

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first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cr1f says – reply to this

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Is that the Catlady?
Tina says – reply to this

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gross!!!!
Louise says – reply to this

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First =P Love Her!!
yeaho says – reply to this

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primero con juevos?
erin says – reply to this

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looooveeee
lola says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTTT!
criminallyfugly says – reply to this

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First, and yeah, she's keeping it right up there. From what she said on the Howard Stern show, she's not shy about workin' it.
matt says – reply to this

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first
dick says – reply to this

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1st bitches!!
nice michael jackson nose!!!
janedoejsr@hotmail.com says – reply to this

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Mmmmm… not caring so much….
dkdkd says – reply to this

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first!
EDGAR, HER HUSBAND WHO OFFED HIMSELF TO GET AWAY FROM HER AND HIS UGLY DAUGHTER! says – reply to this

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The bitch looks pickled.
yay perez says – reply to this

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YET ANOTHER PERSON FAR MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN Y O U !
HER COMEDY IS NOT MY THING BUT SHE WAS AN INNOVATOR
BUT YOU CAN POKE AND JUDGE BECAUSE YOU HOSTED A PARTY
AND LOST ON A TALENT SHOW! KUDDOS FATASS!
one says – reply to this

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#1
jenn says – reply to this

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first
Manuela Kay-Arden says – reply to this

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Very Pretty..Gorgeous Oldie
niki says – reply to this

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first
Jessica says – reply to this

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Obviously no one cares…haha
pepper says – reply to this

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eww
jen says – reply to this

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I'd hit it.
JessicaMG says – reply to this

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her nose does totally look like michaels
Perez's Puta says – reply to this

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Joan Rivers is a funny, talented lady who has survived many of her contemporaries. Peace and lots of love to you, Joan. We love you. Rock on!
td says – reply to this

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73.plastic surgery usually weirds out the face
Slutty McSlut~Slut! says – reply to this

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I'm scared….
luke says – reply to this

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so she is none of the ages in the pic!!

well done!!
Robin says – reply to this

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That nose. Poor thing.
ilana says – reply to this

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how come pepole keep writing "first" i dont get it what does that mean someone please explain!!
Jessica says – reply to this

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her face scares me….
Mary says – reply to this

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She's still funny.
eu says – reply to this

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totally photoshop…………….
apple says – reply to this

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she has the money to get all that surgery but if she doesn't she'd look like a regular old hag with saggy breast and prune face
Russell says – reply to this

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Guess what ! True, Joan has had alot of work done, but look at her….. She is 74, she looks great…. So many of todays stars have had alot of work at half her age.. just give Nicole Kidman 30 more years or BRITTNEY.. OH MY image her ( if she makes it ) at 74 I can imagine the Mask she will be wearing.. Remeber the end of Death Becomes Her anyone!!!!!!!
ok says – reply to this

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thank god I will never have to do that to my skin…unlike most of you people.
olives says – reply to this

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If bitch has one more plastic surgery, her tits will be on her forehead and she'll have a beard!
sad says – reply to this

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I remember when she said that when you get old you're not relevant in Hollywood so she felt that it was important to stay as young as possible, I think she got too carried away. Sorry Joan but you now just look desperate.
perez hilton says – reply to this

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HI IM PEREZ>..IHAVE THE HIV VIRUS
Patrick says – reply to this

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Re: Becca – Hey Becca! Stick to the topic you bigot!
Perez Hater says – reply to this

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I hope you lose everything when you lose that lawsuit I read about in EW! You're a fuckin loser and I don't see you being around to much longer. You'll probably be homeless and forgotten!!!

You're just a FAD!!!!!
One that's coming to an end!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
huzaanations says – reply to this

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I'd do her
Cockman94 says – reply to this

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First!
COURT says – reply to this

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NO SHES FUCKING NOT! goddamn
BECCA IS A LOUSY BITCH says – reply to this

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Re: Becca – ROT IN HELL YOU STINKIN PUTRID NAZI KUNT !!!!
Mike says – reply to this

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Is that what Melissa has to look foward to??….I guess only if she uses the same doctor..creepy
CHRIS says – reply to this

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not photoshop she has had numerous plastics done
hell id do it to i wouldnot want to look old ugly old
phopkin1 says – reply to this

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whether she is or she isn`t she looks damn good for her age. Shes the modern day Mae West,
Unbelievable says – reply to this

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TAUGHT skin?! I didn't know that you could teach skin. What was it taught?
misty says – reply to this

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OMG! I bet she cries every time she looks in a mirror! I know I certainly would!
PhillipP says – reply to this

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To all the haters: I'd hate to see what you look like at her age, if you make it
Naja says – reply to this

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#42 - Ileana
Lame people write first because they think they are the first one to leave a comment. That means they win the awesome prize.
There is a delay in the amount of time it takes for an ad to post once you submit. So many people may think they are first, but all but ONE, are in fact, not first.

And Joan Rivers actually died years ago. She's just carefully preserved.
KK says – reply to this

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Thats pretty much considered false advertisement for the fellows…..and some women =)
mitch says – reply to this

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Re: Becca –

if your going to hate on perez than fuckyou
morok says – reply to this

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santa maria en el cielo.
sandy says – reply to this

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hey at least she doesn't deny it and she owns up to everything she has gotten done. unlike most of the fake "young hollywood" i have much respect for her. very funny lady
chloe says – reply to this

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she looks better then a saggy balls…prune face man. LMAO
old men creep me out.
Perez fan in Phoenix says – reply to this

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Thats disgusting… She looks so fake… Lay off the cheek implants…
Another Catwoman in the making.
dianne says – reply to this

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can she even breathe through that nose? She is a Michael Jackson wannebe.
Becca says – reply to this

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Re: BECCA IS A LOUSY BITCH –

FUCK YOU COCK SUCKIN PEREZ FUCKER…..LEARN HOW TO SPELL YOU CUNT!!!!!!!!!
Molly says – reply to this

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The word is 'taut'. Please hire someone who can spell. Kthxbye
love Perez says – reply to this

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She doesn't look too bad for her age honestly people at 72 now look awful.
elyse says – reply to this

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it's like elizabeth hasselbeck in 10 years!!!
Lois says – reply to this

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She's 74 year old
Starla says – reply to this

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Re: ilana – They think they're 'first' to comment.
new york guy says – reply to this

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You all can make your snide remarks and make fun all you want, but whatever she had done, she looks damn good for 74 years olds. Good for you Joan!!!
Alyssa says – reply to this

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Re: Becca – what is he being sued for? I have not heard ne thing yet.
thnx
lyssa
silbil says – reply to this

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Re: Becca – your a a bitch go get hit by a truck my freind k thnaks die bye
gererer says – reply to this

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Please Perez … I love ya … but you gotta proofread your postings. It's TAUT not TAUGHT skin.
bECCA says – reply to this

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Re: mitch –

Go fuck yourself…….I'm just hatin on a KNOWN HATER!!!!
Becca Eats Retarded People's Turdz for Breakfast!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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Re: Becca – Hey you dumb cunt, you can sue a ham sandwich, doesn't mean you'll win! And by the way, #1 doesn't mean you're first it means you get FIRST PLACE IN BEING AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! BITE ME, BECCA, YOU BUBBLE HEADED BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Becca says – reply to this

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Re: Alyssa – Get a life, you dumb bitch.
Helen says – reply to this

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she does look scary but i must she doens't look 74!! go her!
vaduz says – reply to this

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She's starting to look like that puppet, Madame.
Kimmiebaby says – reply to this

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Besides the 1 too many nose jobs, I think her face and skin looks great! I'm 32 and my skin isn't that smooth!
Becca says – reply to this

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Re: silbil –

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ANYONE DYING YOU STUPID FUCK!!!!!!

NOW I PRAY YOU DO, ASSHOLE!!!!!
Wbop says – reply to this

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Holy SHIT! She looks fucking awesome for her age.
Miss V says – reply to this

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Mother of God! wait…she was alive back then!
Joe says – reply to this

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yeah…but the silicone in her nasty, fug face is only 10, so she averages somewhere in the early 40s.
Aurora says – reply to this

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I love Joan Rivers. She's a blast. And I think she looks great for her age. Forget your hateful remarks - Joan is the queen of cutting people down to size.
Duh! says – reply to this

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Boy! for a second there I thought that was Pricilla Presley……………….
Leona's Ghost says – reply to this

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Your mouth needs to be washed out with soap, BECCA. I'd recommend LAVA or IRISH SPRING! Where were you raised, FILTHY MOUTH? I'm guessing you're not in the SOCIAL REGISTER like Yours Truly. You are such ENTERTAINING TRASH, you surely ARE that, I must declare. Nasty yapping whore, that's what YOU are, like a mongrelly little bitch in heat.
bECCA says – reply to this

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Re: Alyssa –

I didn't write comment #85

Go to EW.com and read about it.
come on 45?????????? says – reply to this

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What a dumbass you are Perez. 45??? 51??? If I look like that when I'm 45 I will just end it all.
Josita says – reply to this

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Is that how many times she's had plastic surgery? Ha!
Hey says – reply to this

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Be kind. She is also a grandmother. Looks okay with cosmetic surgery she has had. She admits to having it done.
Botox is her best friend says – reply to this

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She's no less than 73 she's just had her face pulled so many times she looks like she can't close her BIG MOUTH.
laura says – reply to this

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she has a michael jackson nose for sure