Guess Her Age

Filed under: Super Seniors > Knifestyles

Look at that gorgeous face!

Not a wrinkle in sight!

Plastic surgery lover Joan Rivers showed off her taught skin at the opening of the Die Mommy Die revival, Sunday night in NYC.

How old you think this hag is????

CLICK HERE to find out!

[Image via WENN.]

Joan is 74 years young!

Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 6:19 pm / Email this »

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Tina says – reply to this

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I think she is very funny comedian, however she has most definitely overdone it with the surgery. It does look strange. I think she looked more beautiful then her daughter when she was young. Not sure how old she is? 60-70 maybe?
PEREZISADEADCOW says – reply to this

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in 20 years, people will still talk about this lady, and in 20 years, people will be saying "who?, perez? wasnt he that big fat fuck found dead with marbles shoved up his fat ass , bloated like the whale he is, in a ditch?" if they even remember. do something your family can be proud of perez. just getting back at the mean people who tormented you in your sad fat life? thats sad.
ozz says – reply to this

403

she has no nose left!
Emilee says – reply to this

404

She also has had a nose job, face lifts, botox, plastic surgery.

all that shiz….it's not natural. she is still a fake bitch.

When is she going to die?
ytytrhgv says – reply to this

405

Why is he getting sued? and don't be mean just cause he is gay you homophobe
Dustin says – reply to this

406

WTF? are you serious? she is old as this earth…
Megs says – reply to this

407

Disgusting! Sure she can't move her face, she can't smile and she can't frown, but her face looks pretty! Not!
Lou Lou says – reply to this

408

Perez, I love you. How old is this hag??????? Cheers mate.
kIM says – reply to this

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Re: Jeremy Stabile –
UM…NO. I WOULD NOT DO THAT TO MYSELF. I PREFER TO LOOK HUMAN AND NOT LIKE A MONSTER. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW SCARY SHE MUST ACTUALLY LOOK IN THE DAYLIGHT AND I HOPE IT IS A SIGHT I NEVER SEE!
kathyc says – reply to this

410

Looking good @74! More power to her!
Dita says – reply to this

411

Saw her do her standup at the Cutting Room recently and she's funny as hell –but she looks like that old puppet Madame. Is a small room and was kinda scary when she first walked out on stage.
Sara Alvaro says – reply to this

412

You spelled taut wrong
Annah says – reply to this

413

Is that 74 in human years or Jim Henson's Muppets ™ years?
Turkish Goddess says – reply to this

414

OMG she looks HORRIBLE for 73…I thought she was 85 at least…She would of looked younger if she would of left her face alone…Maybe a little botox
Lauren says – reply to this

415

She should totes date Shatner. They're both way older than they look (although for her, that of course is due to tons of plastic surgery). Everybody loves old people love!
JOEY says – reply to this

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ROMA says – reply to this

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THE BRIDE OF WILDENSTEIN RIDES AGAIN!! Seriously, if you like articìficial - 'ideal' - faces, she ain't bad, but there's something really sad about the eyes of a 74 year old - with all that living (& lest we forget, she's not had an easy ride folks) inside them, looking out through the taught, plump skin of a 20/30 year old…
k says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS LIKE MADAME (THE PUPPET FROM HOLLYWOOD SQUARES)
robin says – reply to this

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if you're gonna get a face lift go to Joan's guy - that's about the best face job I've ever seen - go Joan!
Jennifer says – reply to this

420

AHHH omg her nose is shrinking..lol
AJ says – reply to this

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Nicole says – reply to this

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To Becca who commented just before me:

YOU ARE A BITCH.

-Team Perez
bonnie says – reply to this

423

I hate this fur wearing cunt…..

bonnie
melissa says – reply to this

424

i think she looks and is wonderful
Ali says – reply to this

425

WOW! I NEED to know her secret! What a beautiful lady!
Bob T. says – reply to this

426

I don't care how old Joan is……she is still the best comic in the business…………..all off the cuff…………
BryGuy says – reply to this

427

She looks a helluva lot better than you do, Perez.
davenia says – reply to this

428

that bitch needs to hury up and die
Fronika says – reply to this

429

She's better looking than you, Perez, mind you, that's not hard.
NYC 2 LA says – reply to this

430

That's discustingly ugly
nono says – reply to this

431

it's TAUT, not taught
BAP Barbie says – reply to this

432

Let's see those hands!!! I know she has age spots!!! You can usually tell a person's age by their hands.
michelle says – reply to this

433

I don't think she's HUMAN, but I must give her props for not being shy about her many, many, many, many surgeries.

I think she's 70-years-old.
jamie says – reply to this

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I used to like joan rivers but what wtf did she do to herself sheshhhh whatever happened to aging gracefully! yikesssssssss she looks like an alien! Why do women do this to themselves !!!!!! they always end up looking like freakish monsters ! She looks almost as bad as pricilla presley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liz says – reply to this

435

Just so you know, It's "Die Mommie Die" not "Mommy"
lori says – reply to this

436

Anyone else think her nose is starting to get Michael Jackson-ish??? I respect her - but Joan, I think it's time to stop going under the knife!!!
Lauren says – reply to this

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yea you can tell she's getting up there cuz you can see halos around her irises from age. But yeaa normal 74 year olds should NOT look like this, her nose is just plain creepy, and she either needs to fire her makeup person….or hire one…cuz her eye makeup is sloppy-whoppy.
Nicole says – reply to this

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Yes, but it still is a great plastic surgery job…… some of the others even younger look worse
Joan Rivers is a fucking washed-up old Jew Cunt!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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Hey Joan, you fucking Jew-Skank. You are way beyond resembling a Chink now!!! You're at the point where you're face will rip apart with any additional nip or tuck!
You and your shit-for-brains daughter are 2 aging, no-talent Yenta hags. If I come across you, I'd shit down your 140-year gullet you fucking Jew cunt!!
byit says – reply to this

440

she looks awesome…!!!!
byit says – reply to this

441

she looks awesome…!!!!
TOh! says – reply to this

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it's spelt "taut", you idiot.
robin fletcher says – reply to this

443

And even in her 70s, this old "hag" is no bag…she's divine, fine and I wish she was mine. Love ya Joan. Bitch 'em away.
kEELAH says – reply to this

444

Thats just….WEIRD!
yane says – reply to this

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stop hatting becca. if you didn't like it you don't get into perez web cite bitch.
i love it. you fugly people out there should just get another hobbie other than bitch. lov ya.
Barb says – reply to this

446

She died back in '84.
KIIMBERLYJO says – reply to this

447

Yuck!!!! Why not let urself get old gracefully…. ouch that looks like it could hurt.
PerezHater says – reply to this

448

perez, you shoud suck cruise's winker cuz you a fattass homo

but the dog is cute, he can stay…
Andre says – reply to this

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She came to my store about two months ago, and she was wearing glasses because i think she had her eyes done, i gotta tell you though, she is way nicer than any other celebrity i had there,
by the way, miss america was there,
she looks like a hooters girl!!
lbr says – reply to this

450

Who even cares how old she is?
Kinga says – reply to this

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Whats with her nose?
Merle Hatch says – reply to this

452

You fuck! How dare you say anything bad about Joanie. Your tampon must be pinching. Take that vibrator out of your ass and stir your cookie batter with it.
Stef says – reply to this

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aaaww joan is soo frickin funny it's ashame your not…!!
and i agree with the first comment minus the HOMO comment..!!
Reece says – reply to this

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shes 74 cos i checked on wikipedia but shes lookin fine for her age
trainwrekked says – reply to this

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Good Lord she to quit while she's ahead! She's starting to look like that damned cat lady !!
tonadachi says – reply to this

456

Money makes anyone look good. Big deal.
la di da says – reply to this

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she looks like an old rotten carrot YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
la di da says – reply to this

458

stop hating on perez he's fucking awsome!!!!! so go get a life dumb ass
Johanna says – reply to this

459

Poor woman.