He's Her Bitch Now!

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Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend, the fresh out of rehab Ryley Giles, must not have anything better to do with his time.

The snowboarder followed the actress to dance rehearsal for her new film, Dare to Love Me, Monday in LA.

We know who wears the pants in this relationship….and the strap-on!

[Images via WENN.]

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 3:26 pm / Email this  »

    110 comments to “He's Her Bitch Now!”

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    1. traz says – reply to this


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      tight box

    2. MC says – reply to this


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      gay gay gay!

    3. martita barcelona says – reply to this


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      I like her!

    4. liz says – reply to this


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      third

    5. mee says – reply to this


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      first

    6. Emily says – reply to this


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      shes a fire-crotched ho

    7. lar says – reply to this


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      How can any sudden relationship based on substance abuse, or the struggle to recover, survive?
      I give 'em less than a month.

    8. Emily says – reply to this


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      shes a fire-crotched ho FIRSTIES

    9. havoc448 says – reply to this


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      first?

    10. katie says – reply to this


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      he's fugly

    11. jo says – reply to this


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      Stupid asshole druggie bitch

    12. Chelsey says – reply to this


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      hes gross

    13. nataliaa says – reply to this


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      haha

    14. marc says – reply to this


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      see, a guy goes to support his girlfriend and you demasculinize him by saying he likes getting fucked in the ass. you're so fucking pathetic, you fat hippo.

    15. assfaced says – reply to this


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      perez you fucking suck

    16. bah says – reply to this


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      uglies.

    17. VaginalCooze says – reply to this


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      I would stick my vagee gee on either of those faces. I would slop my juices up and down that guy and gal. I'd be a dyke for that ho. I'd let that stud lick my anus and my anal warts and I would fart on him and eat his poo. I would eat my own miscarriage for them.

    18. la trix says – reply to this


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      nice bunions

    19. BrokenHearted says – reply to this


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      HOMEWRECKER!! fuckin boyfriend goes to rehab to make our lives better and meets Lindsay Lohan!… Could Only Happen To Me!!

    20. Lindsays used tampon says – reply to this


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      Lindsay is a slut, she will get tired of this guy in 3 months

    21. jc says – reply to this


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      Should'nt he be training or something right now? Is she going to marry him? If she is going to get herself a nobody you would think she would get herself a hottie like the one Paris got…that boy is hot

    22. jc says – reply to this


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      Re: VaginalCooze – That was gross

    23. FergieFan says – reply to this


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      Damn, where do I get that huge bag?? It's so fierce!

    24. snarky says – reply to this


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      Now they need a name……..

    25. Heather says – reply to this


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      Re: VaginalCooze – Your A Fuckin Freak Get A Life!!! Physcopath!!!

    26. CrazyAzz says – reply to this


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      Re: BrokenHearted – I hate how people call her a homewrecker. Ryley is JUST AS MUCH a homewrecker as she is. Why does nobody bitch at him? they are both at fault, equally.

    27. who knew says – reply to this


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      word is he's got a 10" tool, and she's got a huge hole to fill, so its a perfect match. ho, ho, ho… she likes D-I-C-K, unless samantha ronson is around!

    28. CrazyAzz says – reply to this


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      Lindsays used tampon says -

      ok just that was enough to make me laugh out loud, before i even read the rest of the post. LOL!

    29. meg says – reply to this


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      Ick. He is so fugly.

    30. Pepsi is better then wine!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      That guy is funny as hell… He hit the jackpot meeting Lindsay at a vulnerable time in her life..Thats how ugly dudes like him can get a hot girl…catch em while their down..haha She will dump his ass eventually, so he better be hitting that every night, because She is way to good for him. I dont understand why girls hook up with total douche bags, because Im an attractive guy and it is a total turn off when I find out about past relationships of girlfriends of mine, its like how could you fall for that bull shit, and I dont even want to date them anymore, because I feel Im way to good for them if you would go and do whatever with total losers. Ladies get your shit together..haha Or you will never land the total package..

    31. stephanie says – reply to this


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      he might be a professional snowboarder, but then he should be out snowboarding in NZ or Norway or something. She annoys me.

    32. vehicular genocide says – reply to this


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      the Lindsay and Riley story…

    33. keleigh says – reply to this


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      RILEY (not RyleY)…i need fafarazzi points!!!

    34. vehicular genocide says – reply to this


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      they met after the best parts of their losing streaks… that's hot!

    35. lilybear12345 says – reply to this


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      Somebody find out where she got that fabulous bag….that thing looks awesome…..I need one just like it but not blue. She looks okay too.

    36. LANA loves you says – reply to this


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      at least shes working, hope she doesn't screw it up

    37. I have never been her fan,, but,,,,,, says – reply to this


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      Ok,, I've never been a fan of LiLo,,,,,,,,,,,,,
      however,, I think she looks great since rehab,, and if this relationship with this guy she met there a factor in her recent happiness,, I think it's great,, I know alot of people hook up when they share certain experiences,, they have alot of stuff in common,, and maybe that is what she needs to help her,, I hope she does ok,, and regains a normal life,, with all this rehab stuff and things you read her parents have said ,, I feel bad for this kid,, she has a broken family,, and of people I find her father to be somewhat sane and helpful to her,, I hope they can put all that shit behind them and be a happy family again,, I hope her parents stop arguing because that has to be a cause of her substance abuse,, I hope in the future she gets all of her shit together and does not go back to the drugs and driving ,,

    38. lilybear12345 says – reply to this


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      Re: FergieFan – Me too, I know this is you Kris, Kris

    39. Melissa says – reply to this


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      I'm sure he is hanging out with her. If he is from Utah he probably doesn't know anyone else. Besides he had to go with her. He didn't have lunch money.

    40. joan says – reply to this


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      Re: marc – I couldn't agree more. He wants to be with her so he's taking it in the ass? that's some logic.

    41. steve says – reply to this


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      who cares she is irrelevant anyway

    42. Terese says – reply to this


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      UM… ANYONE SMELL ANOTHER K FED IN THE HIZZOUSE? Linds– remember what K-Fed did to Brit? I so smell it coming.

    43. Terese says – reply to this


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      UM… ANYONE SMELL ANOTHER K FED IN THE HIZZOUSE? Linds– remember what K-Fed did to Brit? I so smell it coming. FIRE CROTCH!!!!!

    44. he is not THAT bad gosh says – reply to this


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      WOW so many of you say he is fug and ugly and such,,
      he is not that bad gosh,,
      not everyone is a male model in the making (such as guys Paris finds) this is just a regular Joe,,
      btw,,
      not every chick has to have a guy that has a face prettier than hers,, maybe she wanted a regular guy,, to go into her weird public life,, you cant blame the girl,, she has troubles,, and I do not agree with her odd judgement on entertaining herself,, but she is very immature,,
      give the chick a break,, and you do not have say this guy is ugly,, he is just not a male model,,(most are gay anyhow)

    45. anal Rx says – reply to this


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      she's a dominant bottom…

    46. Indiscriminate&Mean says – reply to this


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      It's not a very good way to start a relationship; by hurting someone else.
      People really ought to be free and clear before starting up with someone else.
      How can you ever trust that they won't do it to you with another?
      It's arrogant to just want what you want and take it disregarding circumstances. Not classy. Not classy at all.

    47. Jipagaza says – reply to this


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      This smells like k-fed britney relationship on the making! I hope she comes to her senses ASAP!

    48. High Hair Stepper says – reply to this


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      This bitch is working again??? What the fuck??? This is totally wrong! That little bitch of a boy toy isn't going to help her one bit! They'll be back to snorting up lines real soon! FUCKERS!

    49. kay says – reply to this


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      her style is so boring

    50. QueenLahiffa says – reply to this


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      I smell a K-Fed!!!!!!!!

    51. Blunt says – reply to this


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      Re: lar – Well said, and I agree. At this age, they're just hormones with feet.

    52. Katers says – reply to this


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      Pepsi: Everybody is too good for the Blohan. Just remember that, dear.

    53. me says – reply to this


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      Good god, he's ugly.

    54. jacqueline says – reply to this


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      she SERIOUSLY needs to get someone who is as CAREER ORIENTED as she is, and MATURE… seriously…dont waste your time with the boys linds…. and don't become some fuckers meal ticket, thats for DAMN sure.You could do a LOT better.

    55. brie says – reply to this


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      Why the hell are they still hiring her to do movies?

    56. jc says – reply to this


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      Where is Dina? Lilo is not as interesting without her crazy mom around.

    57. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      Blohan, you SUCK. GO AWAY NOW and DON't EVER, EVER COME BACK!!!!!

    58. barb says – reply to this


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      she has very poor taste in men…this shouldn't last too long. He looks so trashy (maybe he would be better for Britney)

    59. california angel says – reply to this


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      That guy Riley looks exactly like my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be a druggie/loser with a rap sheet and he lives in Utah! Have fun with that one Lindsay. As for the chick that he left for her, no worries girly, you should count yourself lucky. Guys like that do not change and they prey on vulnerable and nice girls with money so that they can get high for free and still have someone take care of them. You could do way better and think of it as a blessing that this guy is out of your life. Trust me! Been there, done that and my life only got better once i realized that i was being used and that I deserved someone who did not have so many issues.

    60. wowowow says – reply to this


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      Re: who knew

      lmao

    61. The Big Kahuna says – reply to this


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      I think she is a hottie….and probably one helluva good time in the sack. He is a lucky dude. For now.

    62. oaktown baby says – reply to this


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      must SUCK to be sober!!!

    63. googleRONPAUL says – reply to this


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      Some people just never learn…..

    64. Dude, youre a loser says – reply to this


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      Hes a loser stoner snowborder. Of course he has nothing better to do.

      Dude!! load another bowl.

      If he had his shit together hed be in college, not smoking bongs riding a fucking snowboard after the age of 18.

      LOSER.

    65. bella says – reply to this


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      Re: jamie – hey jamie! what do you mean he was with another girl? like kissing and stuff??

    66. Dr. Schols says – reply to this


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      Ack…she has ugly feet! But then most of the so called stars of Hollywood do. BLECH>>>>>

    67. Steve says – reply to this


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      Lindsay is a hot sexy drugged-out slut bag.

    68. NINA says – reply to this


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      SHE HAS UGLY FEET… GROSS!!

    69. Joe says – reply to this


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      "…must not have nothing better…"

      Nice grammar. Fucking Cunt.

    70. CrazyAzz says – reply to this


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      Hey, beauty is in the eye of the beholder (or beerholder, i guess)
      Who is pretty to someone is ugly to another…
      people should try talkin shit on someone based on personality.
      except when it comes to cleanlyness, theres no excuse for not showering daily, sometimes 2x or more even. and wearing clean clothes.

      Lindsay is a hot chick, I just hope her sobriety lasts, its a hard thing.

    71. dysonbry says – reply to this


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      OMG she looks so old!

    72. Mommy says – reply to this


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      Pregger's!!!!

    73. Captain Crunch says – reply to this


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      Re: barb – Since this dude isn't even close to being a man, maybe it'll work.

    74. Graveaddiction says – reply to this


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      OMG It's like K-Fed and Brit all over again.Is like Lindsay gonna get married,pop out a couple of kids,get divored and have to give up the kids and lots of money?

    75. Defender says – reply to this


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      He's a cool dude. Take it from someone who knows him. Lay off.

    76. Kacky says – reply to this


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      He's the new K-Fed.

    77. boob says – reply to this


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      he's so fucking ugly

    78. CHRIS says – reply to this


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      those two DOGS deserve each other

    79. Chyna says – reply to this


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      That dude is such a white trash 909-er!!!!!!!!!!

    80. mamamarisa says – reply to this


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      Now dont be rude!
      In every relationship that works the women always wears the pants!
      Thats how it goes and its not as bad as it sounds. Usually it just means that the man respects his women!

    81. jacqueline says – reply to this


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      Re: Defender – he needs a JOB. tell him to get a J-O-B k?
      thanks.

    82. Reality says – reply to this


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      would SOMEBODY please just throw these two off a cliff now PPPPLLLLEEAAASEEEEE!!!!!

    83. Reality says – reply to this


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      would SOMEBODY please just throw these two off a cliff now PPPPLLLLEEAAASEEEEE!!!!!

    84. Gorda says – reply to this


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      Both were vulnerable, and should not have gotten in a relationship so early in recovery, and I am sure they were told. It is strongly recommended to focuss on the recovery in order to get stronger emotionally to then make better choices. I don't even know why I bother to write this.

    85. the catzenator says – reply to this


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      I wonder if his strap on, is bigger than your strap on, perezzzzzers?

    86. SMARTPERSON says – reply to this


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      IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE TWO SEPARATE PICTURES PHOTO SHOPPED TOGETHER!

    87. Kit Sevilla says – reply to this


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      Perez, the FAT UGLY FUCK, is just jealous that Lindsay has a boyfriend and can have a boyfriend anytime she wants to…. Unlike the FAT and Ugly Perez who has to pay a crack head illegal to have sex with.

    88. cman says – reply to this


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      Luv means never having to say….

    89. CO says – reply to this


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      i totally had the comp book first. bitch

    90. sam says – reply to this


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      way to cut and paste the two pictures. love the website but match the scenery better next time.

    91. Me says – reply to this


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      Umm…am I the only one that noticed that clearly, they were not walking together when this picture was taken…all this proves is that at some point, they walked past the same building. Like, look at it. It is pretty obvious this is two pictures.

    92. lovebrad says – reply to this


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      OH PEREZ PEREZ, I JUST LOVE HOW YOU DISH THE DIRT.
      STRAPON? LOL

    93. asdfgjk; says – reply to this


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      man…. spraytan Lohan looks rough in this picture

    94. Heidi Ho says – reply to this


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      poor sap gets to carry the starbucks bag and provide the sausage on demand - he looks like a real genius - maybe they'll get pregnant!

    95. Brit Brit Y'All says – reply to this


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      It's K-FED…ONLY MORE FUG!!!!

    96. industry insider says – reply to this


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      ryley giles is a chump…. not a pro snowboarder. he claims x-games pro snowboarder to the media. go to expn.com the home ofthe xgames and search his name. nothing…. not a fucking thing… even an invite to the contest. fuck i hate posers.

    97. anne says – reply to this


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      …must not have nothing?

      Please learn how to write and spell correctly.
      You are a huge part of the mediocrity that runs rampant in this country.
      Hire a proofreader if you want real credibility.

      Avoid double negatives. That is your grammar lesson for the day.

    98. Deuce says – reply to this


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      Well at least he's hot. I wouldn't mind seeing him get inserted, lol!!!!!

    99. La says – reply to this


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      Don't knock it till you try it!!!!
      My boi & i are all about it.

      oh wait…….

      :-p

    100. industry insider says – reply to this


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      thanks shred chick. this guy is clearly a bitch. lohan is hooking up with a bitch/ haaaaaaaaaaaa. ha.

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