Our New Brooke Hogan

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Chyna Khloe Kardashian dazzled at Les Deux on Sunday night.

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians amazonian star was at the club to celebrate big sis, amateur pornographer Kim's birthday.

The dress is kinda cute, though.

Khloe needs to raid Brooke Hogan's closet fast. She needs to be wearing some assless chaps or going to rehab! Spice it up!

[Image by Dimitri Halkidis via WENN.]

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 4:40 pm / Email this  »

    174 comments to “Our New Brooke Hogan”

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    1. mommy says – reply to this


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      Looks like Chinas daughter.

    2. jabo says – reply to this


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      She actually looks kind of nice in this pic. I like her the best on the show. She has a really funny personality. Like on last nights episode when Kim walked into the store and she said "big booty hoes" i.e. words from the rap song used in Ice Cubes movie "Friday" when Craig's ghetto girlfriend pulls up.

    3. Tommy says – reply to this


      103

      At first glance, thought it was Chyna doll

    4. aLL aMERiCAn gUrL says – reply to this


      104

      ANOTHER TALENTLESS WHORE!!

    5. KK says – reply to this


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      Re: Nicole – Well if that is the case she needs to get a refund….FAST.

    6. angela says – reply to this


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      Why are we even talking about this NOBODY

      I mean seriously
      WHO THE HELL IS THIS FAT UGLY CHICK???????

    7. rob says – reply to this


      107

      These sisters have no talent plus to be honest only kim is hot!!!!

    8. BLACKS R BROWN AND YT IS THE DEVIL says – reply to this


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      Re: Fucking Minorities – BROWN!! ??? BROWN!!??? Michael Jordan is brown,Eddie Murphy is brown,Kobe Bryant is brown.I must admit you crackers are good at word play and tricknology. Calling pale Hispanics and other types brown.No! They're not brown their off white.Your all time biggest con was calling yellow hair BLONDE, in an attempt to avoid biblical admonishments.Tell me crackers,why use a French word when an English one would do just fine? HA HA what a f@cking joke!!

    9. Gobble-gobble! says – reply to this


      109

      Just another fat Turk.

    10. Princess Rachel says – reply to this


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      This bitch looks like Chyna Doll

    11. christine says – reply to this


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      Brooke Hogan my ass. More like a young China Doll from WWF! She is pretty though, some of the comments that I have read have stated otherwise. Must be jealous!

    12. keelin says – reply to this


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      I thought she was effin' Chyna!!!!

    13. MmmmHmmm says – reply to this


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      Normally I would say something to defend however I caught an episode of their terribly lame show and just can't do it. And what's up with the PARIS HILTON voice all of them seem to copy. UGHHH STOP THIS SHOW!!!

    14. cman says – reply to this


      114

      No Talent, of no interest.

    15. plain jane says – reply to this


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      That is one fugly camel jockey! She could be a linebacker the NY Giants. Another famous for nothing pig……………………..

    16. desiree says – reply to this


      116

      who is she? she looks like a man

    17. Kornti says – reply to this


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      She's so fugly, too bad her other two sister are a lot prettier. Poor Khloe!

    18. tjburke says – reply to this


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      God I hope she doesn't come out with a porn tape…UGhglk

    19. Sha Nay Nay says – reply to this


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      Poor thing is trying is hard as she can…but, there's no hope. She should just go ahead and get a degree in accounting and dedicate her life to numbers….. that's not a face for the red carpet.

    20. joe says – reply to this


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      is this chyna?

    21. GiRLieGiRL601 says – reply to this


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      She looks like Chyna and has a nasty attitude on the show. Guess that's what happens when you're the not so cute one of the family.

    22. cake says – reply to this


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      She's needs to go to fat camp!

    23. Nico says – reply to this


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      The only people who are bigger losers than this moron are the people who type "FIRST!"

    24. Sha Nay Nay says – reply to this


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      I bet her five inch clit squirts when she cums…cause that's half a man.

    25. Class says – reply to this


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      I saw a "before" picture from when she was little. She used to be really fat. So I think she looks great. She looks very healthy. Not too thin and not too fat.

    26. lorelei says – reply to this


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      if you see pictures from when they were younger, she was the chubby one, so she has lost weight. I think with all the surgery she has had and is available to her, she should have those ugly moles on her back removed too. but whatever.

    27. Sha Nay Nay says – reply to this


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      She has to tuck and tape that five inch clit to her taint …like RuPaul…so it doesn't make a bump on the front of her dress.

    28. the dude says – reply to this


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      You homos wouldn't know a hot chick if you saw one. There's not a thing wrong with her.

    29. Julie says – reply to this


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      I did think it was CHYNA! HAHAHAHAHA!

    30. Suzie says – reply to this


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      For the last time Perez, it's "meow" not "mee au"

    31. rubi says – reply to this


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      Ooog my gosh who cares about them wat r they fmaouse for? Posn stars I guess ewww

    32. Mellie says – reply to this


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      somehow I knew I wouldn't get through this post without the words "assless chaps"…

    33. I love Khloe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      I luv you Khloe…YOUR sis better watch her back, because I think your more of a star then her on the t.v. show..haha

    34. Rockmelon says – reply to this


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      OH PULEEZE!!!! We don't need another do-nothing "celebrity!"

      Who in the hell cares what these bimbo's are wearing, who they're doing or why they're doing it.

    35. Jessica says – reply to this


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      she is ugly like a jackass

    36. e. says – reply to this


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      no. i dont care. i love khloe.

    37. kendra says – reply to this


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      First off all the kardashians women are hoes straight up espcially the mother bruce jenner and he calls himself a former olympian he should get his gold medals removed too for being the worst father on reality tv i'm waiting for keeping up with the kardashians to get canceled the girls next door is entertaing than keeping up with the hoes (kardashians).

    38. jb says – reply to this


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      uh ohhhh shes actually a little bit pretty perez, what are you going to do : P

    39. heidi Ho says – reply to this


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      who are you kidding? that dress is fucking hideous! is she armenian? does she have 2 mommies? her sister is shaped like jabba the hut. this one looks like a roller derby queen or tow-truck driver.

    40. I don't believe it says – reply to this


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      I have to admit KIM is one curvy bitch, but the sister missed the exotic DNA and BIG does not always work. Its a fine line between JayLo or Beyonce and FAT.

    41. canadian_steamer says – reply to this


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      She looks like the wrestling butch Chyna's offspring! someone get the DNA testing supplies out

    42. Lauren618 says – reply to this


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      Love her, love her, love her!! This bitch steals the show :) Kim who?

    43. that_girl says – reply to this


      143

      At least Khloe can dress herself properly. Brooke has the worse style, next to you, Perez.

    44. Kat says – reply to this


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      KHLOE- CHANGE YOUR HAIR STAT!!!! YOU DO LOOK LIKE CHYNA DOLL!! AT LEAST A SIDE PART- GEESH!!!!! YOUR STYLIST SUX

    45. coco says – reply to this


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      1) first of all its so funny cuz khloe in person doesn't look "big" if you have seen her at all. she actually has huge tits and ass. what any straight guy would like lol
      2) none of the sisters have had plastic surgery so it's funny when people say "plastic bodies"… that just means they look like barbies because they are so pretty. so yay. i applaud those of you who are stupid.
      3) they do have talent because they have a hit tv show that rated better than other shows on E! (if you guys pay any attention to the damn media then you would know this. stupid people).
      4) you guys can't even afford what she or any of her sisters wear because you are pathetic haters who can't give credit where it's earned.
      4) watch "KEEPING UP THE KARDASHIANS" EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT because i love the family and think they are so funny and fab.
      5) happy bday kim kardashian.
      6) they are armenian, not persian. big difference.

    46. I know says – reply to this


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      Mmmmm, a Herve Leger dress. Sexy! Albeit it would be sexier on someone else…anyone else.

      I mean, if you look like a transsexual wrestler with a giant penisclit, then then nothing can make you look sexy. Simply because some things can not be unseen, and every time you see the person, you see their penisclit in your mind's eye! Ugh.

    47. jojo says – reply to this


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      tranny

    48. KARDASHIAN WOMEN ARE ALL DIME STORE WHORES says – reply to this


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      KARDASHIAN WOMEN ARE ALL WHORES - THEIR MOTHER TAUGHT THEM WELL - WILL IT BE ANY SURPRISE WHEN THEY END UP WITH HERPES LIKE PARIS HILTON? NOPE!!! KIM KARDASHIAN IS A GHETTO WATERMELON SUCKING WHORE - KIM KARDASHIAN'S MOTHER IS A CLASSLESS ATTENTION SEEKING CUNT AND HER CHILDREN ARE GUTTER SKANKS!!!

    49. Alex says – reply to this


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      There is no such thing as "Assless chaps". All chaps are assless. That's a redundant statement. like "ATM Machine"

    50. Effinugly says – reply to this


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      She looks like a Puerto Rican Chyna.

    51. Hairdresser says – reply to this


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      Who is this fat ugly pig? Never heard of her!

    52. ummmm says – reply to this


      152

      everyone seems a bit jealous of her

    53. kim is overweight says – reply to this


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      the entire family is yucky and talentless. the only claim to fame that matters is that bruce was on a wheeties box back in the day. the rest just give head and get fat.

    54. HASBEEN says – reply to this


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      AND YOU STUPID FUCKIN AMERICANS GAVE THIS TALENTLESS HASBEEN NOBRAIN BONERSUCKER A TV-SHOW. BUT HEY THATS HOW STUPID YOU GUYS ARE

    55. TAMRA says – reply to this


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      CHYNA AND RUMOR MIXED INTO ONE!!!! THIS BROAD IS TOTALLY FUCKING UGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! GET HER A PAPER BAG!!!!

    56. katy says – reply to this


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      Chyna on Britney Botox

    57. Tara says – reply to this


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      god damn. someone DEF beat her with the FUGLY stick, jesus

    58. nikki says – reply to this


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      UUUmmmm - ugly!!!!!!!!!!! who the hell are the Kardashian's anyway? where did they come from?

    59. Bdiddy says – reply to this


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      Dang!! China looks good!! Whos her doctor?

    60. cornjob says – reply to this


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      who is this ugly wornout looking bitch? will they give ANYONE a show and imagine that we give a rat's ass about them?

    61. c says – reply to this


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      she looks like CHYNA

    62. Ray says – reply to this


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      How could any sibling stand next to a family member that has been pissed on? I bet they all think about Ray J when they kiss her - ewwwww. I would be like stand on the other side of the room. Kim has to be the nastiest woman on tv. I would not even think of turning that crap on.

    63. Divalicious says – reply to this


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      Is this Chyna? She's gotten uglier.

    64. Emilee says – reply to this


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      I thought she was Chyna at first.aha

      She doesn't look ugly. Granted she isn't as pretty as Kim. But she isn't bad looking. And when she stand next to her sisters she looks like a giant because they are all short. There is nothing wrong with tall girls!!!

    65. k says – reply to this


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      It must suck to be the ugly sister.

    66. MUST BE A KARDASHIAN says – reply to this


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      #147 COCO IS A KARDASHIAN!!!
      NICE TRY THOUGH, EVERYONE ONLY WATCHED TO SEE YOUR TRAINWRECK!!!

    67. T says – reply to this


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      BEFORE I EVEN READ WHAT YOU WROTE PEREZ I THOUGHT IT WAS CHYNA!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

    68. Jill says – reply to this


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      Damn that's a huge bitch!

    69. beef says – reply to this


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      Fuck assless chaps and rehab! What she really needs to be doing is sitting on my face.

    70. Hil says – reply to this


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      Seriously give her some bangs chill out on the eye make up
      and tone down the gutter slut attitude and she could ge decent maybe

    71. leeemer says – reply to this


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      why are these people famous? because bruce jenner got hard up for some p**sy

    72. cass says – reply to this


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      god shes fat!

    73. KK says – reply to this


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      WOW! totally chyna i wonder if she has the three inch 'clit' like chyna does

    74. nick says – reply to this


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      her two little sisters are going to grow up to be whores just like her porn queen sister that likes the golden showers,and old used up whore of a mother mother.

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