The Gays Have Arrived
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The homos have invaded Wisteria Lane!
Click here to watch the first episode with the gay neighbors on Desperate Housewives.
What'd ya think????
Is Dumbledore moving in next week???
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Thank Goodness! 'Very Psychotic' Madonna Stalker Has Been Captured!!!
What a relief!
To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.
The LAPD were describing the man as follows:
"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."
Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!
The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."
He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.
We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.
Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!
they were lame and stupid and bitchy i hated them
I thought it was halarious!
first!
Desperate Househomos? This show jumped the shark along time ago and now they think by adding gay characters onto the show that it is going to revitalize thier sex in the suburbs show?
FIRST!!!!!
FIRST!!!!
They are cute, but not very interesting. Maybe they'll have a threesome with Bree's gay son…that'd be HOT! They need to have them all shirtless. STAT.
Props to Desperate Housewives for putting a gay couple on the show. I literally JUST got done watching the episode.
Yay for the Gays! Now the show will totally be worth watching!
i'm glad the gay community is showing every where! congrats!
first! sooooo funny susan!!!
i like the idea of a gay couple in witeria lane
hated susan on this episode
OMFG Love them!! They are Hella Bitchy!!
3rd?
The gays are spicy
OMG!!! that one was such an asshole….
Re: WHITEY FOREVA ! – Apparently you never watched the show because yes, the show did have some black folks on there.
loved them
JUSTICE AT LAST! thank you DH! now life will be so much easier with genuine rolemodels. I hope they be as we want them to be… Bree will be devastated… LOL.
1st!
DA baby!!!
I'm glad TV writers are going on strike !
perez shud guest at desperate housewives! **cebu phils**
Dumbledore and his Army of Fabulous Wizards and their Great Wands!
Moving on in!
SO STUPID!!!!
oooooooooooh EXCITING!!!
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i LOVE Tuc on OLTL…… i hate he had to leave. i am excited to see him on Desperate Housewives.
fab, we need more gays on tv!!
WHY ARE THERE NO CHUBBY PEOPLE ON BITCHSTERIA LANE???
FIRST!!
Love Tuc Watkins!
Hahaha…that was a funny clip. I might actually start watching that show now. I have never watched it before, but it looks more interesting now with that adorable couple on…so I might give it a try.
Oh…and please, Perez, why do you have to go there with the Dumbledore reference? Really, like that one won't be done like a million times…it's already old.
Seriously, I'd rather have it be cousin Oliver. That would be SOOO much more interesting.
The one on the right is hot! Susan is an idiot, can the creator like kill her off or something?
Re: WHITEY FOREVA ! –
Umh, why do u care? fucking racist or what?
But it did, but they moved or somethang like that..
Who cares !!!
I think they could've found hotter gay's! and since WHEN are gays so RUDE! glad they're there though. Susan's a fucking moron.
I've given it some more thought…
It's nice to have Three's Company back on the air!
TERRIBLE
I wish Teri Hatcher would be killed. Is that mean? Well, I don't care. "Susan" makes me want to put my fist through the tv. God, isn't this bitch too old to be an actress anymore? She's a no-talent waste of oxygen.
Looks like a minstrel show to me.
funny ~ I will actually watch the show again, thank God for the Gays.
they were assholes
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Re: Daniel – You said they are adding gays to get attention in so many words,, well they have had gayness on here from the beginning,, Bree's son is a gay character ,, a very nice looking gay character,, he has slept with her boyfriend before,, he was a gay hooker when he was homeless,, he has been slapping nasty's with dudes from the beginning of this show,, so they are not just now adding gays,,
I like this new addition,, i like how the "smaller" guy of the new gay couple is the no-patience bitch,, hehe it's very funny
I am glad they added these gay guys,, they should be funny in the future,, and I'm sure they have a dark past too,, every family that moves into this neighborhood has some sorted dark past,, can't wait to see what dark past a couple of nice acting nice dressing gay guys have!!
hehehe
I think the bitchy one was an asshole. But then Susan is a pain in the ass anyway.
ehh i used to watch that show but then it got lame. i might actually start watching it now. i like them!
THIS is what we've come to. Shoot Me
This means only one thing….the show will be cancelled by next season…
So gay.
…i have NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER watched DH …yet…… *THIS* will make it 'vewy intewestink'….
Re: chunkymonkey – Why would we want to watch fatsos on TV? Fat people are scum.
i loved it, i loved that they joked about stereotypes too…oh snap!!!
friggin homos
I don't watch Desperate Housewives…the show is getting sooooooo boring…but…that's why they're bringing in the fabo gay boys…cause people (especially women) love to watch hot me…who they know they can't touch (and who are just as dramatic as they are)…muah
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God, Skeletor's character irritates the fuck out of me the best of times - I'd have slapped her head backwards.
I totally see a threesum with Bree's son in the near future!! HAHA
The beginning of the end.
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WHAT"S WRONG WITH HER EYES????
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Re: wetcnt – Then your momma must have been fat to raise something as nasty as you.
I think it's great that they have a gay couple finally, but they were a little too bitchy.
I just might start watching again. Cute clip. I wonder if Carlos is going to do one of them. That would be totally hot.
Re: rachel – Re: rachel – no you are not being mean,you are so right,I cant stand her either,shes so annoying
Re: wetcnt – Exactly. We should promote tollerance when it comes to homosexuals, but NOT fatties.
THE BOTTOM COULD HAVE BEEN CASTED BETTER…LIKE MYLSEF! THERE'S JUST SOMETHIN' ABOUT A MAN IN SHIRT & TIE! ZEXY.
the line about what buisness are you in is an homage to stepford wives with the gaze in the neighgbourhood too and of course american beauty. kinda funny though
WOW. first the whole filipino thing and now the stereotyping of gays.. geez GET BETTER WRITERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what does everyone mean by saying firts or second ?
Ignorance is bliss… but OMG… Ew.
Re: knowitall – "God" and "gays" should NEVER be used in the same sentence.
I love Tuc Watkins - he's perfect for that role! I'm with knowitall - I just may start watching again! Haven't watched since the beginning of Season 2, when it became obvious to me the show had jumped the shark. Maybe it will jump back - who knows?!
I had agreed with comment #43, but I hereby retract my comment about being in agreement with knowitall, since comment #70!! YIKES!! KRAZEEE…..
Nice to see more gay characters on TV, the more the better– but that seen was practically lifted from American Beauty
Nice to see more gay characters on TV, the more the better– but that seen was practically lifted from American Beauty
i soooo know how that feels. gays moving into suburbia? my partner and i made our neighbors nervous. and 4 years later, they still are.
That's it! This show is going downhill… fast.
We are TIRED of F A G G O T-HOOD being shoved in our faces.
We will never watch this show again.
This is the beginning of the end…
2 things:
They stole American Beauty's "You're partners, so what's your business?"
and also
I liked that the one guy said the thing about fitting stereotypes. However, let's be real. It's 2007. Does that shit happen? Really? Give me a break.
yeah right. sodomy is just so correct.
Since they have "arrived" I'm not watching it anymore. They have no rights!!
Hated it! But really funny when the stereotypical gay character accuses Susan of treating him like a stereotypical gay character - too funny! Could the bitchy gay character being any more cliche? At least Andrew's homosexuality is handled in the show with some dignity and not as the punchline of some corny joke. Next Edie will adopt a monkey like Ross on Friends - another "Desperate" attempt to get better ratings. Characters are getting a little too predictable - Mike the Plumber has completely lost his balls since he married Ditsy Susan - he might as well be phoning it in.
We will try to live up to your stereotype, HAHAHA
We are gay mormons, LOL
The best lines on this show ever!!!
A gay couple moves into an all straight suburban neighborhood? Let's get real. No gay couple or single person for that matter would subject themselves to that unless they needed to move back home to their parents!
Re: (S o d o m i t e) –
Shoved in your face??? You mean by simply EXISTING??? FUCK YOU, you ignorant asshole. How are you in any way affected by gay people? LIVE AND LET LIVE you fucking turd.
Re: rachel – Too old to be actress? What fucking stupid thing to say! If you don't like Teri Hatcher, so be it, but what does her age have to do with anything?
hahaha dumbledore can't move there, he's dead! Hopefully, you are an HP fan and find amusement in this.
haha they were awesome!! I totally thought the dog was going to die
idk if any of you watch one life to live but that is totally david from OLTL
love it!
Next on Desperate Housewives: Dumbledore's gay ghost moves in next door! Ooooh, the intrigue!
TUC WATKINS is the greatest!
He ought to be a SUPERSTAR by now!
Funniest thing to have happened over at OLTL - and now DH has him!
Hollywood - scoop this guy up!!! xxxxxx
Love Desperate Housewives, but I must say the introduction of these gay characters was poorly written. I mean, Susan is a book illustrator and has a gay uncle, yet by the way she talked to them, you'd think she'd just been set free after spending 50 years tied up in Beaver Cleaver's basement….Gay people aren't that mysterious anymore…..
this is hilarious but the best was def
"yes we're gay mormons"
poor susan =]
DH is better than ever and the addition of the gay guys even makes it more entertaining! The show is hotter than ever and the ratings are through the roof! #4 show on TV and #2 18-49 so any haters out there need to get their facts straight!
Desperate is the best!
I have mixed feelings about the show but never missed an episode since the start. The good qualities of the show are the symbolism, dark secrets of the characters, and narration at the start and end by the ghost. The bad qualities which make the show a little embarrassing to watch, are the dopey music, dumb storylines where you see what's coming like Lynette gets stupid stoned and goes to a party (though the message was good) and the recent heavy handedness in direction like when they all took the cream as they said they would visit L in the hospital. This is a sophisticated show and there is no need to dumb it down. The gays could be really good in this show but that is yet to be seen. Please let's see some edge.
they're not a very nice couple either.
Re: Lisa – …yeah, scoop him up and flush him with the rest of the sh*t.
This show is finished now.
The faggs have ruined it.
Why the hell do you use derogatory terms to describe your own people. You are a disgrace to the gay community.
My uncle went to college with Tuc Watkins and was friends with him and his roomate there.
Tuc is really gay ! So,he does'nt only play a gay man on tv-he's gay in real life !
I was so thrilled to see Tuc!!!! I hope they take advantage of his natural comedic timing and wit, looks like he might be playing he straight, er… I mean… boring half of the couple. That would be such a waste of truly great talent. OLTL has never recovered IMHO.
TUC WATKINS ROCKS!!!!!!!!!
Did any of you pick up on the joke ..the line that was said to Bree about her glowing as if she was going to have twins? And the actress had twins in real life !
That scene was SO funny! I love Susan, but OMG what a dumbass…haha, I love their dynamic. I'm glad the writing and execution are so clear and fresh. This show really still has it.