This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

GodTube.com was the fastest-growing Web property in the U.S. in the month of August, according to ComScore's Media Metrix. Its 1.7 million unique visitors represented a 973% increase in traffic over the previous month.

How many visitors does Xtube get????

And, just what exactly are the people that visit GodTube watching?

Videos like this one, entitled Baby Got Book. Yes, a parody of Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back.

Like we said, this is not a joke!

    Posted: Oct 22, 2007 at 4:03 pm / Email this  »

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    1. tinkerbell says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!

    2. Your Mom says – reply to this


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      I think it is Hilarious!!!

    3. idiot says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    4. first! says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    5. tiff says – reply to this


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      wow. wow. wow. BABY GOT BOOK!

    6. gabby m says – reply to this


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      first

    7. Peg says – reply to this


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      I love it!

    8. ann roy says – reply to this


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      thats soooooo funnnnnny!

    9. alix says – reply to this


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      Wow…..

    10. xlarrgh says – reply to this


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      What.

    11. are you kidding me?! says – reply to this


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      jesus, this shit is scary….are people like this for realz?

      no wonder they think homos like perez are crazy, their reality is so FUCKED UP

    12. Jessica says – reply to this


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      LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    13. sade says – reply to this


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      oh my god, how completely tragic. fuck i hate these women.

    14. holy crap! says – reply to this


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      God, save me from your followers!

    15. jennifer says – reply to this


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      me me me so holy! Hhahaahha

    16. Linx0rz says – reply to this


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      Jesus loving freaks

    17. guerabasura says – reply to this


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      Malibu is burning……..smoke is everywhere!

    18. jasonwallace_2000 says – reply to this


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      This is just to wierd

    19. Sammy says – reply to this


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      hahaha, they need to get laid. Bad.

    20. joan says – reply to this


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      this is genius! hahahahaha!

    21. Jess says – reply to this


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      SEE IM A CHRISTIAN … AND THIS IS WHAT GIVES CHRISTIANS A BAD NAME! THOSE IDIOTS!

    22. Drew says – reply to this


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      Damn….bunch of nuts. Wonder what they do on Fridays

    23. Pious says – reply to this


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      It's interesting that some Christians are completely unashamed of being Bible-worshippers even though that's idolotry. I wonder what effect this video will have on God? I know it made me upchuck in my mouth a little bit.

    24. CPBX says – reply to this


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      I LOVE YOU PEREZITO!!!

    25. baby got bucktooth! says – reply to this


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      I've got a love for bucktooth bible thumping girls.

    26. My dad's a pastor. says – reply to this


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      This is the biggest waste of time. I mean, besides me watching it.

    27. gabby says – reply to this


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      first

    28. britney for president says – reply to this


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      Yeah, I'm sure this is just what God wanted… (???)

    29. Tiffany says – reply to this


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      I think that's great. People are going to say stuff about them, but why is it a lot of people think that stuff is only cool if it's dirty/racy?. I thought that was really cute…..whether you believe in the same thing they do or not.

    30. Tash says – reply to this


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      When you see things like this, you know there is a god- and he has a great sense of humor!

    31. Michi says – reply to this


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      JESUS!

    32. I LOVE IT! says – reply to this


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      I LOVE IT!!! ;)

    33. sjnsj says – reply to this


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      FUCK GOD FUCK THE BIBLE FUCK CHRISTIANITY AND MOST IMPORTANT FUCK YOU!

    34. J says – reply to this


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      I think it is pretty funny and creative.

    35. Liz says – reply to this


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      WTF. Where do these poeple come from???SCARY

    36. Pamela says – reply to this


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      hey Perez save me

    37. Damn!! says – reply to this


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      Yeah…. I'm sure God's real proud of that one……

    38. FURBY says – reply to this


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      Every single person on that website should be blown to bits.
      Seriously.

    39. Eduard says – reply to this


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      That guy probably bangs the minister. The song's a dedication to all his hags…

    40. gabbbbay says – reply to this


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      i'm all for freedom of religion,
      but christ (no pun intended)…this is embarassing

    41. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      This is the greatest thing you've ever posted.

    42. El Diablo says – reply to this


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      I don't like it!!!!

    43. Donna says – reply to this


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      That's cute…..too funny!

    44. Shireen says – reply to this


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      THIS IS WHY THE TERRORISTS HATE US

      well.. this and Brit-Brit.

      LOL

    45. Yo Momma says – reply to this


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      xtube.com is a great site .

      worht subscribing.

    46. Justine says – reply to this


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      I think it's ingenius. We all stopped and watched. Their goal was achieved.

    47. Proud to be Christian says – reply to this


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      There are idiot Christians just as there are idiot people in every sector, class, religion etc. Perez could use a little (read: a lot) redemption from his homosexual lifestyle. I'm not judging, as I am a sinner too…we all are. Maybe if everyone spent more time wtaching healthy things than filling our minds with grabage the world might be a little more peaceful, happier and healthy. Just saying…

    48. Sick Of Perez says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez - do you seriously have no one else to talk about? First we get to see everytime a celeb shits the wrong way - now we're gonna make fun of people that love God? You have single-handedly destroyed Celebrity gossip for me - the pages & pages & pages & pages of Britney going to the drug store did me in - I haven't been to this website in weeks, come back just for kicks, and this is what i see. Somethings never change. I'm over it - I have my own life to keep up with - Peace out!

    49. Model says – reply to this


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      WHITE TRASH!

    50. me says – reply to this


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      Re: sjnsj – you have serious issues

    51. jay says – reply to this


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      ACTUALLY, IT IS A JOKE. AND I SAW THIS TWO YEARS AGO.

    52. Athiest!!!! (or REALIST!) says – reply to this


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      Uhh.. this just concretes my thought that I really do see organized religion as a character flaw…..

    53. BD says – reply to this


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      This is why middle america is so fucked up. Wake the fuck up!

    54. threenine says – reply to this


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      I hope he gets sued…this guy can go suck a dick.

    55. B======D (o) (o) says – reply to this


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      B==================D (___o___)

      i WANT IT IN ME BADLY PEREZ.
      pLEASE DADDY DO ME DO ME BABY
      DO ME WITH A BIBLE ON MY BACK
      SLAP THAT BIBLE ON MY BACK

      make it hurt baby
      oooh perez daddy
      please do me
      stick it in me
      oooh babby

    56. Chrystelle says – reply to this


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      OMFG you have GOT to be kidding

    57. canadian_steamer says – reply to this


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      religion is for losers

    58. Georgia girl says – reply to this


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      Of all the songs to make a parody of…… they choose this one?
      Oh they need some Jesus alright!

    59. who cares says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAH! omg this is awesome. ppl are crazy but this is hilarious

    60. Judith says – reply to this


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      WHoooooo! go southpaw! I saw that vid, and i was like "Ah! Is that BABY GOT BOOK?" I love that vid. It makes me crack up everytime. GO BIG BIBLESSSSS!!

    61. Broooooooke says – reply to this


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      you know. its people like this that make others run and hide from Christians! seriously, im a Christian and i am nothing like this. this is disturbing!

      CHIRISTIANS FOR PEREZ!!!! :D

    62. Brittany says – reply to this


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      LMFAO!!!! This shit is hilarious!! I'm not religious and im glad cause I would be embarassed of this shhhiiizzz!!

    63. Huntsvegas says – reply to this


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      This video has been out for YEARS.
      And, yes, it is a joke. People don't really watch this stuff seriously. It's a joke…something for people to laugh at.

    64. MartiLynn says – reply to this


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      This is one of the most hilarious-est things I have EVER seen. I will likely now be fired from work and have to walk to my car with wet pants.

    65. Olga says – reply to this


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      I am totally anti-organized religion, but i have to give them credit for creativity. I thought that was hilarious and the rhymes were pretty well written, even if the topic itself is gag inducing. Rock on!

    66. kaila says – reply to this


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      This is innocent and corny, they are just having fun relax. Sorry it's not bush or some story about another celeb coke whore. The best is ppl being "Christian" judging. Hm, that's nice. It's a joke get over it.

    67. bite my cunt says – reply to this


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      STUPID. The bible is FICTION, you morons.

    68. Kitty says – reply to this


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      Religion is a crutch for the weak.

    69. kat says – reply to this


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      you know… it's pretty well done.
      Not a big fan of preachy people but this is just funny in a good way.

    70. Sandra says – reply to this


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      oh jesus christ!
      what's next?!?!?!?!

    71. FLAkiki says – reply to this


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      O Please let us not support any part of this by even talking about it here!!!!

    72. patticakes says – reply to this


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      Right on Kitty. Sad,sad,sad.

    73. lucy says – reply to this


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      ha, i think its jus funny! also, i think they're doing it for a joke themselves; fairplay to take the mick out of themselves. jus makes me wana give them respect. ha, it was quite humerous & creative. fairplay!!! Let's have some more song bible parodys!! love u perez xx

    74. Elphaba says – reply to this


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      It's crap like this and these people that made me turn away from Christianity. I can just see a bunch of fumpy 40 somethings sitting around thinking "It's so cute and fun."

    75. Jesus says – reply to this


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      Jesus says "fuck this!"

    76. michelle says – reply to this


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      Don't be a hater, Perez! I bet you'd be surprized how many Christians read your website. I do almost daily! That guy is just havin some fun with his little parody.

    77. Omeletville says – reply to this


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      Well, it was made to be funny, so I guess you can consider it a joke. I think it's hilarious, but people that aren't Christians may not get all the jokes.

    78. Anne says – reply to this


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      Dude, you think that's crazy. there is a youporn.com that is craaaaazy

    79. LOLOLOL says – reply to this


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      WOW, THAT'S FUCKING PATHETIC. I TEND TO AGREE YOU HOMOS SHOULDN'T BE GETTING MARRIED, BUT YEAH….

    80. Emilee says – reply to this


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      Wow, what a piece of shit video done by those Jesus freaks!!

    81. Markus says – reply to this


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      Very cool - Good for them. WELL DONE!!!!!

    82. blimey says – reply to this


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      im not religious at all but i think this is genius, if also slightly disturbing

    83. paula says – reply to this


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      godtube rocks!!!

    84. NN says – reply to this


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      That was funny and smart and entertaining. I loved it!

      Perez, you need to remember that the world does not revolve around you and other people's faith is not necessarily a condemnation of your lifestyle. Free spech works in both directions and "diversity" means EXACTLY THAT.

    85. danya says – reply to this


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      Why did he link us to XTube (a LGBT porno site?) Perez is getting sloppy!!!!

    86. Chrissybug says – reply to this


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      Hahaha I loved it! Thought it was very creative - even though I am not Christian I am totally into changing up songs ala Weird Al…

      Jennifer - wanna get writing that rendition of 'Oh, Me so Ho-ly'? hehe

    87. Beafybear says – reply to this


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      holy fashizzle! thems some ugly ass zealots! was being butt ugly necessary for all the bitches in this video? they all gots some pizza faces and bad tooths.

    88. jackie says – reply to this


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      hahaha funny & cute!

    89. Kay says – reply to this


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      The sad thing is not that there is a GodTube, but that people are so juvenile to sit here and complain about people wanting to look at it. You Jesus haters were sitting there reading the story and you saw what it was about and you chose to go and watch the video….just like us Jesus freaks, can go on Perez and see all the nasty things the celebs are doing that are wrong….it is a two way street and if you have a problem with Jesus freaks, and our songs and our fun videos that are for fun and laughs, then don't look at it….it is that simple…don't dog us Christians for being stupid or losers or freaks, when youa re the ones that subjected yourselves to the video knowing full well what it was about….think people…

    90. Starla says – reply to this


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      Sorry Perez, but this is sooooooooooo old.

    91. LDM says – reply to this


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      They did a good job. It was tight.

    92. Perez Sucks says – reply to this


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      Okay, apparently Perez has no celebrity news so instead he's reporting on God Tube. I swear, Perez has some deep psychological issues because he seems to want to pick on everything and everyone– including people's beliefs. Leave the people that goes to God Tube alone. They have nothing to do with your now failing Celebrity gossips.

    93. jjs says – reply to this


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      That was so cute- I loved it

    94. Caroline says – reply to this


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      Yes!!! I love it!! JESUS ROCKS!!!

    95. tyler says – reply to this


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      oh shit.

    96. Erin says – reply to this


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      Perez,

      You posting this will just perpetuate site visitation for these maniacs. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…

    97. UKer says – reply to this


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      I ONLY MANAGED ABOUT 3 SECONDS OF THIS.
      ALL JESUS FREAKS SHOULD GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
      THERE IS NO GOD.
      WAKE THE FUCK UP!

    98. Cerise says – reply to this


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      So let me get this straight, just because the parody doesn't have boobies and butts, it's stupid and freaky now? Just because its an actually decent video, it's not worthy to look at but instead to laugh at? Okay, that's totally lame. Get over yourselves.

    99. Lea says – reply to this


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      omg. that was amazing. almost makes you wanna be a christian…almost.

    100. Tom Cruise says – reply to this


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      Re: Proud to be Christian – Eat SHIT You JUDGEMENTAL TURD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reading this screwed up post of yours constitutes more garbage than I consummed this whole month. Why don't you stop posting here and go FINGER YOURSELF in Church. It'll be a much more constructive way to use your digets and you won't be bothering the rest of us.

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