Dumbledore Gets The People Treatment

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As imagined by the wizards at Best Week Ever.

    Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 12:04 pm / Email this  »

    97 comments to “Dumbledore Gets The People Treatment”

    1. tatummm says – reply to this


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      thats too much!
      i love it!

    2. monkley@nmdsf.com says – reply to this


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    3. Shelly says – reply to this


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      Lame.

    4. p00kie.p0x says – reply to this


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      thats bs if thats a real magazine cover. cause thats making it look like the actor is really gay. and in all honesty i think jk said that just so she can get more people to buy her book. that was a smart thing on her behalf because now hella gay people are going to buy her book because of what she said. boooo

    5. jackie says – reply to this


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      lol

    6. John says – reply to this


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      LOL CLASSIC!!!

      OBAMA IS A FLIP FLOPPER! VOTE HILARY!!!!!!!!
      OBAMA IS A FLIP FLOPPER! VOTE HILARY!!!!!!!!
      OBAMA IS A FLIP FLOPPER! VOTE HILARY!!!!!!!!
      OBAMA IS A FLIP FLOPPER! VOTE HILARY!!!!!!!!

    7. anydljo says – reply to this


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      How very sick

    8. arthur says – reply to this


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      first
      i heart gay dumbledore!

    9. Lala says – reply to this


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      That is pretty much the greatest thing ever. Haha.

    10. Gringer07 says – reply to this


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      LOL! Now THAT'S how you do it…I love the Voldemort insert, "I knew it!"

    11. Bonny says – reply to this


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      I love it! So creative!

    12. Prisoner says – reply to this


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      First!!!!!

    13. Kat says – reply to this


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      second!

    14. prisoner says – reply to this


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      First!!!!!!
      I don't care if Dumbledore is gay…..is a great character!!!!

    15. LOLLERCAUST! says – reply to this


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    16. katie says – reply to this


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      ha, that's funny.

    17. Sarah says – reply to this


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      alrighty then

    18. hi says – reply to this


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      too funny

    19. Gandalf Lover says – reply to this


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      I love Gandalf! Way better than that stupid Harry Potter shit! Enough with the kids books ughhh

    20. tranny boy says – reply to this


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      I wanna see Hermione's sex tape ;)

    21. Eva says – reply to this


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      Umm who gives a fuck? Why would the issue come up in the book? Does Harry walk in on buttsex?

    22. kk says – reply to this


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      Gays are EVERYWHERE!!! Its kinda scary.

    23. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      FREAK………. all about women, myself

    24. sjnsj says – reply to this


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      EEEEEEEEEW FUC KTHIS!

    25. Lindsay says – reply to this


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      haha too funny

    26. atm says – reply to this


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      um… yeah some people need to actually read the stuff you post instead of just looking at it and reaction… and I quote "that's bs if thats a real magazine cover…." um.. what?! it's fictitious you moron.. sorry.. it's imaginary, make believe, pretend.. retard..

      but on a side note, very amusing.. sometimes I think the comments posted are the best part of this site.. the content and gossip is fantastic, don't get me wrong, but the retards who comment without thinking are priceless!

    27. playa hata says – reply to this


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      Well, that's better than "I'm Jewish."

    28. Kayla says – reply to this


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      Fuck thats creatively funny.

    29. Gia Jolie says – reply to this


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      I hear that Hermione sex tape is REAL! Too bad you can't see the face of the guy in it, but I hear its a certain HOT small dark-haired wizard! The glasses give it away!

      ;p

      CRAZY!!! I LOVE IT!

    30. Willis says – reply to this


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      Re: atm – LOL I so agree! everyone who comments is an idiot. OMG FIRST! I WIN. Seriously who gives a fuck about being first.

    31. mariansaudiolog says – reply to this


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      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah classic!!!

    32. Lavazza says – reply to this


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      Its complete crap. Why can they just leave the series alone as it was? My entire opinion on the Harry Potter books as changed and i have now lost all respect for the writer. This is just an unnesseccary markiting scheme.

    33. Damn Shame says – reply to this


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      That's not right, why put those characters in a children book or movie

    34. Laury says – reply to this


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      Hilarious!

    35. Abby says – reply to this


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      Seriously. I laughed so hard at this. Thanks. I love Best Week Ever.

    36. lisa says – reply to this


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      ahahhaha, I love how voldemort is like "I knew it!"

    37. Jenny says – reply to this


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      A fictional character on People magazine? Retarded.

    38. larry says – reply to this


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      She's not filthy rich enough, she needs to create more sales using a sexual orientation scenario? Can't little kids not be subjected to adult things? Couldn't it just be a fantasy world for them without sexuality having its day? Mature readers can figure their own interpretations. Let the kids just enjoy the magic. What a twat JKR is. She's lost my respect.

    39. Carolyn says – reply to this


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      #35:

      If learning a little bit more about one of the series' most integral characters (i.e. a "markiting scheme") changes your entire opinion about HP, then reading/learning probably isn't for you.

    40. AN IMAGINARY CHARACTER IS GAY? says – reply to this


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      What a money making ploy. Now that she's got all the straights maxed out, she's turning to the gay community for more cash. If this makes anyone buy that book, they are more than gay, they are gaytards! It just ruined that imaginary world for me. What dif does it make if he's gay???????????

    41. AN IMAGINARY CHARACTER IS GAY? says – reply to this


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      What a money making ploy. Now that she's got all the straights maxed out, she's turning to the gay community for more cash. If this makes anyone buy that book, they are more than gay, they are gaytards! It just ruined that imaginary world for me. What dif does it make if he's gay???????????

    42. AN IMAGINARY CHARACTER IS GAY? says – reply to this


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      What a money making ploy. Now that she's got all the straights maxed out, she's turning to the gay community for more cash. If this makes anyone buy that book, they are more than gay, they are gaytards! It just ruined that imaginary world for me. What dif does it make if he's gay???????????

    43. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      "Will all male students report
      to my chambers for Magic Wand Polishing
      at once!"

    44. FUCKJKR says – reply to this


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      Seriously JKR? Can you stop ruining the Harry Potter series? First your final book was utter garbage….and now you're "outing" characters? Do no not have enough money? Why don't you leave some stuff for the fans to guess about…you're a terrible writer and HP is the only series that is going to make you money. Half the time when I was reading, I was correcting you're terrible grammar and completely whacked sentence structure. JUST STOP, JK, JUST STOP!!!

    45. lovebrad says – reply to this


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      VOLDEMORT "I KNEW IT"
      :XD…HAHA

    46. guiltypleasure says – reply to this


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      i LOVE it!!

    47. Shauna says – reply to this


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      Hilarious! Especially the Voldemorte comment…genius!

    48. gosia says – reply to this


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      *********PEREZ HILTON READERS ARE IDIOTS**************
      Come on now, you think this shit is real? LEARN TO F-ING READ! I agree with ATM, the reactions of the readers when they comment on the posts are hilarious. People are so ignorant sometimes.

    49. Sallylane says – reply to this


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      Ohhhh, missed opportunity — they should have called the magazine "Muggles."

    50. MEAN-DAN says – reply to this


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      What the FUCK!? Every time I turn around there's another QUEER coming out of the sewer. If this Gay Shit keeps up we won't have to worry about Global warming, Super Germs, or WW3. The Fucking Queers will overrun and humans will become extinct.

    51. Jujupiter says – reply to this


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      Gays have superpowers!

    52. Ciro says – reply to this


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      I'm loving this!

    53. meghan says – reply to this


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      wow, haha, love the headline.

    54. Arthur says – reply to this


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      Wel that just makes christians much more pissed about the whole HP thing, but hey who cares, they all a bunch of retards anyway.

    55. Nikki says – reply to this


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      YES!!!! Watch the entire midwest shit itself a huge biblical cow. You know, cause reading a book will give you THE GAY. LOL!

    56. Arthur says – reply to this


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      I just wonder, when he was younger, did he took it in the butt or gave it to some other wizzard-gay?

    57. Heidi says – reply to this


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      "Outing” a fictional character whose sexual orientation has absolutely NOTHING to do with the story is just a lame attempt for publicity.

    58. jimmyboyo says – reply to this


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      LOL that is funny

    59. lissette says – reply to this


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      jajajajaja loves it. that is too funny id buy the magazine if it were real. love the comments from voldermont…lmao n malfoy spreading rumors of sex tape too funny.

    60. stef says – reply to this


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      i love it!!!!!!!!!!

    61. chocolatepretzel says – reply to this


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      now that's pure comedy!

    62. lisa says – reply to this


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      hahaha, soo funny!

    63. chocolatepretzel (again) says – reply to this


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      Re: gosia – well i hope everyone knows it's a joke. i didn't read all the comments because sometimes they're stupid (well most of the time), but it does say made by the creators of Best Week Ever. but then again, who really reads those citations?

    64. LeeAnn says – reply to this


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      OMG!!!!!! This is so fuckin hilarioussssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

      The best thing ever, loved Voldemort's insert "I Knew It!" ROFL!!!

      This made my day!

    65. aisha says – reply to this


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      very funny

    66. Gigi says – reply to this


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      LOL at the Voldemort thing.

    67. SHITTY BEEF says – reply to this


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      *****ATTENTION******

      DICK BALLS PUSSY FLAP
      RYAN HAS SAND IN HIS VAGINA, BOB SAGET PISSES IN HIS MOUTH WHILE GENE SHALIT BUTTERS HIS NIPPLES!!!!!
      ……..THAT IS ALL

    68. scurge says – reply to this


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      Hil-hairy-arse

    69. Plantum monkey says – reply to this


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      I agree with ATM, we all need to look deeper in the characters. I mean, so what he's gay, we need to appreciate each other, and respect each other. JK obviously knows these characters on a deeper level, and this means we need to analyze them a little more to understand who they really are. I think she's brilliant!!

    70. Princess Cut Diamonds says – reply to this


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      Once of the best People "issues" ever. You gotta love this site!

    71. lmao says – reply to this


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      hermiones sex tape!!! lol lol :P probably its vanessa's lost tape!!! :)

    72. Jesisca says – reply to this


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      LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! That's so funny!

    73. Nana says – reply to this


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      hahha

    74. Tina says – reply to this


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      That is some funny shit. Love it.

    75. Hope says – reply to this


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      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I Love it!! Too bad this isn't really hitting the stands!! Damn!

    76. DRACO MALFOY says – reply to this


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      Re: FUCKJKR
      "I was correcting you’re terrible grammar and completely whacked sentence structure."
      YOU correct someone else's grammar???
      "you're terrible grammar"???
      "you're"???
      I'm hoping this is a joke. Either way, shut the fuck up

    77. Zac from georgia says – reply to this


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      Since the person who created this image is using the character names, I think it would have been more fit for them to put it on The Daily Prophet rather than People magazine. The wizard world doesn't rely on People for the news, they have their own publications. If not the Daily Prophet then it should have definitely been on The Quibbler. Anyone else agree?

    78. Cath says – reply to this


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      So that means two of the greatest wizards in HP are gay (dumbledore and griewald) but…can Voldermont come out already? Coz I wanna hear HIS side of the story

    79. P.T.Bull says – reply to this


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      Dumbledore's a Christian Conservative compared to those ass-pirates in Lord of the Rings. Remember those hobbits jumping on the bed? I thought they were going to hand out condoms and those little one-use KY tubes at the end of the movie. Gandalf's such a chicken-chaser with his body-hair fetish, I can't believe the film didn't get an x-rating. And didn't Mordor seem a little "West Hollywood"? Sam and Frodo–Pippen and Merry (gay names too), and gollum with his g-string, wiggling package, and hands and knees 24×7?

    80. Lo. says – reply to this


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      That's really funny. It actually made my day. Thanks for putting it up.

    81. Michael says – reply to this


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      Ha, nice.

    82. Martin says – reply to this


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      I definitely want to see Hermione's sex tape!!!

    83. just me says – reply to this


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      Seriously, who freaking cares?!?!?!?!?!? I don't care if he eats slugs or craps on glass tables… For crying out loud people!!

    84. Zac from Georgia says – reply to this


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      Re: AN IMAGINARY CHARACTER IS GAY?

      It matters because it will promote acceptance of homosexuality amongst readers who loved Dumbledore. Plus, all my gay friends love Harry Potter, so it's not like only straight people liked Harry Potter when Dumbledore was in the closet. Fool.

    85. Jiyu says – reply to this


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      Oh come on! there are indications of Dumbledore's sexuality in the books… He said "He loves Knitting patterns" in Book 6… what kind of straight man likes knitting patterns or let alone, knitting?!

      His coming out reminds me of Sir Ian McKellan's coming out…

    86. bitch101 says – reply to this


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      I wonder if he knew his character would be gay when he took the part? He can't be. I won't accept it. Don't get mad at me for saying this guys. I am not gay bashing. I can watch chics make out or whatever and I am cool with that. I love Will and Grace. I just dont know what to say. I never imagined this. Totally surprised. I never thought in a million years …

    87. Litigious Gal says – reply to this


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      Who gives a rat's ass - it's a fucking book character for Chrissakes.

    88. hahahahahahhahahahha says – reply to this


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      ahahahahahahhahaha this is soooooooooooooooooo funny omg hahahahahahahha

    89. Liz says – reply to this


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      That is fucking awesome & slightly redeems u Pretzel from adopting Teddy from a breeder instead of the SPCA

    90. ;) says – reply to this


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      haha,thats hilarious!thnx!

    91. Arthour says – reply to this


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      Dumbledore is gay, Voldemort is pedofile, Harry is transfestite and Hermione have aids. Only normal is Ron, but he is pothead, so he dosen`t give a shit about enything, and commit suicide at age 27. Now its a matter of time when Rowling confirms it. Ps: Next time when you see Jinny just bich-slap her, its her turn-on.

    92. christelle says – reply to this


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      LOOOL so funny ;) j'adore c'est trop drôle ^^ I love Voldemort ^^
      in french voldemort means flight of deaths arrrgh!!!

    93. issie says – reply to this


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    94. issie says – reply to this


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    95. laniie says – reply to this


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      ohhh goodness this is great…i always thought dumbledore was gay…

    96. #pm# says – reply to this


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    97. ME says – reply to this


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      LOVE IT