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A great new teaser poster for Harold & Kumar 2: Escape From Guntanamo Bay.

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We know what Neil Patrick Harris would do! He'd _________.

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  1. jessi says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  2. bob says – reply to this


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    first

  3. SUGARPUSS in the SEA says – reply to this


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    he'd slap on assless chaps and ride into the clouds.

  4. bob says – reply to this


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    Re: bob

    harold and kumar goto mcdonalds

  5. ........ says – reply to this


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    SECOND.

  6. what else??? says – reply to this


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    Back his gay ass up to that unicorn horn and get his groove on.

  7. tjburke says – reply to this


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    Blow the Unicorn

  8. shekky says – reply to this


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    i love that movie…first…

  9. katy says – reply to this


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    fuck that horse!!

  10. rgreg says – reply to this


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    second…saying thats so dumb

  11. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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    is that doogie houser??

  12. bunniluv717 says – reply to this


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    first

  13. yo yo says – reply to this


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    first

  14. tommy t says – reply to this


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    …leave a mark

  15. yeah says – reply to this


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    ride that horse in a very sexual way

  16. J says – reply to this


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    lawd o mighty does he look gay lol!

  17. badlance says – reply to this


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    Sit on that horn.

  18. lisa says – reply to this


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    ride off in the sunset with Lance Bass aboard that unicorn?

  19. SHITTY BEEF says – reply to this


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    *****ATTENTION******

    DICK BALLS PUSSY FLAP
    RYAN HAS SAND IN HIS VAGINA, BOB SAGET PISSES IN HIS MOUTH WHILE GENE SHALIT BUTTERS HIS NIPPLES!!!!!
    ……..THAT IS ALL

  20. Black Beach says – reply to this


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    I'm a chick and I'd do him..Even if his dick has been in many man holes.

  21. njbfhshbfs says – reply to this


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    he'd fuck a cat

  22. fro says – reply to this


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    First!

  23. yomi says – reply to this


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    cheap

  24. Brizz says – reply to this


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    He'd do the horse!

  25. INSERT AND SLIDE SLOWLY DOWN THAT UNICORN STICK says – reply to this


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    ..what else?

  26. Amy says – reply to this


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    Suck-a-dick.

    FIRST

  27. samantha says – reply to this


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    be ballin obv

  28. matt says – reply to this


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    hOLY SHIT> i love harold and kumar. so fucken funny, cant wait for #2. classic characters. classic.

    SMOKE 420

  29. ... says – reply to this


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    Lmao. that made me laugh. no idea why.

  30. nicki says – reply to this


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    ask the horse if it felt horny…

  31. Michelle P says – reply to this


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    try and get with p-nasty….

  32. edouche says – reply to this


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    he'd sit on that horn.

  33. Holli says – reply to this


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    Suit up!

  34. Rammy says – reply to this


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    NPH would let the Horse fuck him up the ass

  35. mckeb753 says – reply to this


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    he'd sit on that unicorn's horn, and have a gay ol' time

  36. Lance says – reply to this


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    HE'D SUCK THE UNICORN'S DICK FIRST, THEN SCREW IT UP THE ASS!!

  37. HUHHHHH??? says – reply to this


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    Re: rgreg
    Why must you have something smartass to say about everything on earth??? ppl do it for the same reason you post first. To be cute. GET IT???? DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHAT'S UP. OKAY IDIOT.

  38. Partick says – reply to this


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    What do Neil Patrick Harris and the upcoming Harold and Kumar movie have in common?

    You can guarantee they'll suck ass!

  39. bangme says – reply to this


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    he will get jized on by another dude.
    =]

  40. Mir says – reply to this


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    Stand in front of the unicorn and bend over. Duh!!

  41. Heather says – reply to this


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    He'd somehow look way more appealing AFTER having come out of the closet…Even while sitting on a Unicorn. HOT.

  42. luisaperroni says – reply to this


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    OMG
    IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY

  43. sick fucker says – reply to this


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    Re: SHITTY BEEF
    you are grosser than words can say and this is not a compliment so don't get all proud of yourself.

  44. Shireen says – reply to this


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    have the curteousy to give a man a reacharound while he's fucking him in the ass

    good ol' NPH

  45. stacey says – reply to this


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    me too!Re: Black Beach

  46. jay says – reply to this


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    HAVE GAY SEX! HE"D TOTALLY HAVE GAY SEX! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA–cough–HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    ha.

  47. Big Bob says – reply to this


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    I'll lick his ass anyday! NPH of course!

  48. Bex says – reply to this


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    Re: what else??? – "Back his gay ass up to that unicorn horn and get his groove on."

    LOL, my thoughts exactly! :-)

  49. wastedOne says – reply to this


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    First he'd do a line of coke off the unicorns ass then
    take him to magical places!
    Fuck Yeah! H&K2 - WOO!

  50. camgirlspot says – reply to this


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    www.camgirlspot.com

  51. katie says – reply to this


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    He'd jump on that horn and ride off into the sunset!!!

  52. susanshox says – reply to this


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    force a rusty trobone on you

  53. camgirlspot says – reply to this


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    www.camgirlspot.com
    www.camgirlspot.com

  54. BryGuy says – reply to this


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    sit and spin

  55. nobody cares about Doogie says – reply to this


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    Re: Bex
    You like that huh?????

  56. H☆U☆G☆O says – reply to this


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    Blow someone!

  57. Christine says – reply to this


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    He'd have that unicorn ram it's horn up his ass! Then he would lick it from top to bottom.

  58. Tammy Faye Baker's Ghost says – reply to this


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    HE WOULD FICK THE UNICORN UP THE ASS AND THEN LET THE UNI PENETRATE HIM! YEAH!!!! RAINBOW COALITION!

  59. Lexy says – reply to this


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    Hed shove that horn up his ass…

  60. Cagefighter says – reply to this


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    Suck the Horses C*CK!!!!

  61. Jane says – reply to this


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    He's shove that unicorns horn up his gay ass

  62. The Infamous Dr. Para says – reply to this


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    He'd probably use that horn for ass wart lancing.

  63. jdel says – reply to this


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    play leapfrog!

  64. Va Jay Jay says – reply to this


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    Doogie Houser will ride that lovely unicorn to the Kingdom of Mirkwood to rescue his one true love…Legolas. Together they will ride "bareback" to fight all injustice in this cruel and homophobic world.

  65. pony defender says – reply to this


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    shave off that poor's pony tail

  66. linz says – reply to this


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    put that unicorn horn in his butt

  67. nhl lover says – reply to this


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    snort coke off a hooker's ass

  68. Nina says – reply to this


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    get all kinds of Equus on that horse

  69. kellinvic says – reply to this


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    he's a RAD guy… I see a big throbbing culture

  70. Jessica says – reply to this


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    Suit Up!!!

  71. NYC 2 LA says – reply to this


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    f the unicorn

  72. please no says – reply to this


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    You cannot leave Doogie up as the last post of the night!!!!!

  73. gatorgirl says – reply to this


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    oh mi god! I'm so excited! I love love love harold and kumar!

  74. jesse lee says – reply to this


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    fuck perez up the ass

  75. gwen says – reply to this


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    He is so fucking HOT!! I am sorry, but why are all the good ones gay!?

  76. Kathy says – reply to this


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    I LOVE ME SOME NPH!!!!

  77. jaime says – reply to this


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    c'mon, give neil a break. he's not gay. he'd do a huge line of coke, not suck a cock.

  78. JAN says – reply to this


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    You're falling down on the job here, Perez. More updates please. I am getting bored at your site. (Your new puppy is real cute though. I enjoyed the video!!)

  79. perez says – reply to this


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    perez

  80. TX Perez Fan says – reply to this


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    I think the legend goes only virgins could ride unicorns.
    So presumably he wouldn't be doing to very much hehe.

  81. sunnchickie says – reply to this


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    He'd make good use of that unicorn's horn

  82. nivle says – reply to this


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    he'd polish the unicorn's horn over and over and over until it squirted out magical unicorn mayonnaise

  83. jizzcannon says – reply to this


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    …bone a couple of dudes and then eat some burgers.

  84. maggie says – reply to this


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    sit on the unicorn's head.

  85. Chelsea says – reply to this


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    do Perez!

  86. TrashyWilma says – reply to this


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    ********TrashyWilma Says**********

    Ah hahahahaha!

    As a huge "Harold and Kumar" fan (come on, what stoner could not help but relate to it?) I have an announcement to make.

    I think I just peed myself.

    This is the ULTIMATE stoner movie and I hear they're on their way to Amsterdam in the sequel.

    What stoner hasn't been to Amsterdam (or at least Canada)?

    I am SO HAPPY right now.

    Oh, and the poster rules!

    *******TrashyWilma Out********

  87. Linny says – reply to this


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    RIDE THE HORN BABY!!!

  88. L35L13 says – reply to this


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    I'm just amazed how so many dumbasses think it's a horse.

  89. christina says – reply to this


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    90th, biotches!! Obv. he would do me.

  90. dontworryaboutit says – reply to this


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    not turn his downhill career around

  91. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Be Awesome!!!
    Harris 08'

  92. D-nasty says – reply to this


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    tell me he loves me, before kissing me passionately. Then in his dougie howard voice, he would reveal that he has always been in love with me since the beginning and that the moment he kissed me was the best in his life.

    yeah right! Theater folk. Crazy!!!

  93. Perezoso says – reply to this


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    ride side-saddle.

  94. Sophie says – reply to this


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    Hump the magik pony

  95. TheAmazingTif says – reply to this


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    I love, love, LOVE NPH!!!!

  96. Katie says – reply to this


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    Lance Bass?

  97. Katie says – reply to this


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    Zac Efron?

  98. LexiconSheDevil says – reply to this


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    take that unicorn horn up his ass on the account that he likes things like that.

  99. Yuko says – reply to this


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    I saw him shopping with his boyfriend(?) at Barney's Coop in Chelsea 2 weeks ago.

  100. lovebrad says – reply to this


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    HE'LL WANT THAT STALLION TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!
    HAHA

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