He's In Heaven!

Filed under: Tom Cruise

Who doesn't love a man in uniform????

Look at that shit-eating grin on his face!

Tom Cruise and some new friends pose like old fist fucking buddies at the Rome Film Festival on Tuesday.

The actor, flying solo, was in town to promote his new movie, Lions for Lambs.

Too bad he missed GyllenHO. They could have done "manly things" together!

[Image by Franco Origlia via Getty Images.]

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 6:57 pm / Email this »

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lulu says – reply to this

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first succkahss.
skye says – reply to this

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third!
christa says – reply to this

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second!
nicole says – reply to this

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veneers much?
one says – reply to this

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#1
e dawg says – reply to this

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yes.
Dawn says – reply to this

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Are they taking the alien away?
Katie Holmes says – reply to this

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He's so gay it hurts.
tommy t says – reply to this

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….looking a little chubby wouldn't you agree?
UKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
HE LOOKS LIKE A CARICATURE OF HIMSELF FROM MADD MAGAZINE.
s says – reply to this

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first
Homer J Simpson says – reply to this

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GAY, Gay, GAY@!!
YUKKY says – reply to this

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SO UGLY.
heather says – reply to this

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first! woo
dog life says – reply to this

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why does he have three front teeth?
Mirvy says – reply to this

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Plastic face! What the fuck has he done to himself?
jozG says – reply to this

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First!!! Who cares???
ashley says – reply to this

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1st
ewwwwww says – reply to this

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tom has plastic face
ivana jercough says – reply to this

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Cruise looks a little soft these days. It's like he hit 40 and his testosterone level dropped along with his face. Pudgy ain't gonna cut it for him– I recommend plastic surgery.

Are scientologist against that too — I bet they aren't –hypocrites
Erika says – reply to this

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FIRST
RYAN BITCH says – reply to this

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TOM'S THINKING says – reply to this

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I LOVE A MAN IN A UNIFORM!
brenda mckay says – reply to this

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why is his face swollen?
mysterygirl says – reply to this

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Hey, it's Kenneth the paige from 30 Rock.
FRUITSALADSHOW.COM says – reply to this

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TOM CRUISE IS GROSS. CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE FOR MORE INTELLIGENT AND LESS TOLIET HUMOR.
Laura says – reply to this

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He looks like hitler.
honker says – reply to this

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They must serve pie in heaven, cause he's looking fat.
FRUITSALADSHOW.COM says – reply to this

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FRUITSALADSHOW.COM CATERS TO THE REAL GAY COMMUNITY. PEREZ IS BECOMING BULLSHIT. GO WHERE THE REAL TALENT IS.
Amanda says – reply to this

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What's up with his face and hair lately?!?! He looks so weird!! Poor Katie, he's not aging well…
FRUITY says – reply to this

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WE ALL KNOW TOM CRUISE IS *** AND KIDMAN AND HOLMES ARE HIS SCIENTOLOGY APPOINTED BEARDS. HEY TOM HAVE YOU BEEN WRESTLING LATELY? COME OUT ALREADY TOM!!!
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SO COOL says – reply to this

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I WANT TO STRAP IT ON FOR THIS FREAK!!! HE IS THE DEVIL!!!
lola says – reply to this

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perez why do you insult tom for this "gay BS" when you yourself are
"gay BS"???? and we all love you anyway because you are … well….loveable.
true says – reply to this

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What a f*ing homo. Geffen - Cruise has new cheek implants. Where's " Kate"? (slitting her f*ing wrists in the shower for her sake I hope)
H says – reply to this

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enano comemierda
Lo says – reply to this

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Ew what an ugly creepy little man.
Christine says – reply to this

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He's so disgusting to look at. It hurts my eyes so much. I'd rather plunge a fork into my eyes rather than look at another photo of him. He's got to be one of the creepiest Hollywood fuckheads going! His ship is going down and he's taking Katie with him. That "religion" fucked his brain. Unfortunately, he's infected Katie. She's looking rather tattered these days.
Sheila says – reply to this

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What a "gummy" smile! Where's his upper lip?? I hate it when people smile and you see gums. It's nasty, and you should show nice white teeth when you smile…..not pink, blue, or black gums! Tom, smile with your mouth closed, if that's the best you can do.
xenu says – reply to this

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Yuck! He looks hideous! What's wrong with his face?!??!?!

And are those Scientology Sea Org next to him?
how fat says – reply to this

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tom is looking fat.
Jeff says – reply to this

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He has the same haircut as Kenneth from 30 Rock.. but freakishly bigger faced…
Take the Shame Tomiqua!
Shireen says – reply to this

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wow he is getting scarier and scarier looking everyday. seriously he is downright repulsive lately… sad.
a. says – reply to this

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i'm sorry, but tom is freaking FUGLY and his hair sucks ass.
kk says – reply to this

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Homeboy needs a nose job I think………that is pretty much the ugliest nose I have seen (today anyway) Ha Ha. He is so damn ugly, He was cute until he hit 35.
Meg says – reply to this

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What's up with him? He looks so gay-just like out of a gay magazine. And I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with being gay but come on: he's married! And what's with the dorky little boy hair. He and Katie are the Hollywood dorks.
COCO says – reply to this

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Perez be careful Tom is famous for suing the people who call him gay. Be afraid, very, very afraid.
Tom is gay says – reply to this

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Gee, he doesn't smile like this when he is with Katie and Suri.
I Smell Ass says – reply to this

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Look how his 2 front teeth are off-center from his dick-nose! EWWWW!
Mary Jane says – reply to this

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Re: Sheila – YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!!!
lillylou says – reply to this

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Are the top six front teeth an implant? The gums are not the same color and the teeth are twice the size as his others. I know that one front tooth was a cap, but now they look similar.
luckylady says – reply to this

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Perez- I realize that you are a fem gay man , which is cool, ( my mother is lesbo), but shouldn't you hold something for the imagination. I'm just curious how many children come here and see those words . Maybe you should get an age requirment if you're gonna have a nasty tongue. have a good day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUGARPUSS in the SEA says – reply to this

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Damn! he is unattractive.
ryan rivercrest says – reply to this

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GAY GAY GAY VERY GAY!
Joe says – reply to this

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He looks like a poorly crafted wax figure!!!
Alyssa says – reply to this

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Nice fake choppers.
J says – reply to this

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always thought he was average looking yet a bit ratty, waaay overated, "now" he is serrrrrrrrrriously FUGLY. The ugliness inside has reeked its way to that grotesque skeezy face lol!
SHITTY BEEF says – reply to this

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*****ATTENTION******

DICK BALLS PUSSY FLAP
RYAN HAS SAND IN HIS VAGINA, BOB SAGET PISSES IN HIS MOUTH WHILE GENE SHALIT BUTTERS HIS NIPPLES!!!!!
……..THAT IS ALL
The Greek Giant says – reply to this

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Hello, The Greek Giant walking Tom Cruise like a dog down Rodeo Drive and letting him take a Giant dump on the sidewalk. You impoverished American bums had better watch where you step and cease jay walking or else I, The Greek Giant, will throw you into one of 13 dog houses on my palatial estate. Also, Tom wimpers like a poodle when his asshole gets pummeled nightly. That is all.
Nebula says – reply to this

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I am not sure why people say Tom Cruise is gay. Obviously he's not but I guess it's fun for some to keep it going. What I don't like about him is that on interviews rather than answer a lot of questions, he laughs like a hyena. Plus I think he does have a really unattractive nose which will probably sag with age. I still wonder why he divorced Nicole.
colby says – reply to this

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Does Tom how have any clue just have fake and phony and stupid he really looks. He looks awful and fug. His smile is so adnormal, fake, and phony. He certinaly looks gay in these photos. Come one, Tom, nobogy is really belives all your stupid lies anymore. You have lied and you have been a fraud to the public for over 25 years now, you are GAYER THEN GAY AND KATIE MAKES YOU LOOK GAY BECAUSE SEE IS SUCK AN AWFUL ACTRESS, SHE DOES NOT PULL OFF THE BEARDED SHIT LIKE KIDMAN DID
creativegirl says – reply to this

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I watched Cocktail this past weekend and you can almost for a moment forget the Tom Cruise of today. It's so hard to believe what he has become and every once and a while you may get a glimpse of the old Top Gun Tom, then its just as quickly gone.
CATHAZAT says – reply to this

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Good thing he has sun glasses on. I image his eyes look wickedly horny and indicative that he is possessed by alien beings. And methinks I detect a long and rigid dong in his right upper trouser.
Bess says – reply to this

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He's so fucking creepy! Katie, you can do SO much better! Take Suri and run!!!
TRUE says – reply to this

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G. damn it Perez - where was my revised Magnolia comment? This bitch BELONGS w/#2 Howard F*ing shitbag Stern. Someone wrangle that dude already! Do you know what would "make a good photo"? Stern on Cruise's nutsack. God bless.
Jla21 says – reply to this

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Every single one of you, if given the chance, would be with Tom Cruise in a heartbeat to spend all his money. So, think about that. He's a good man. Good husband. Good father. We should feel lucky to know of someone in hollywood who are all those things.
WHAT A FREAK!!! says – reply to this

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HE'S MANIC DEPRESSIVE. WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT!!!

HE'S THE NEXT MICHAEL JACKSON!
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kbee says – reply to this

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did anyone ever notice how the center peak of tom cruise's upper lip aligns with one front tooth and not between the two? always irks me when he grins.
CATHAZAT says – reply to this

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Re: creativegirl – The old Tom Cruise was even "gayer" in movies, I think. I saw TOP GUN a few months ago after 20 plus years and what a complete and total GAY fest! He's also cute and boyish (and GAY) in RISKY BUSINESS…with a high GAY voice. Tom, just end the charade! [But one of the premises of Scientology is that you can UN-GAY someone so why do you think Travolta and Cruise are card carrying members? A friend of mine who was once an extra on a Travolta movie said that John T. used to invite certain men for "cuddle sessions" and naps in his trailer. Maybe the Scientologists allow that? Like Amish bundling, perhaps? You can touch but don't penetrate?]
SARAH says – reply to this

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he looks kinda like Bernie (when he is dead and they are making him walk around) in weekend at Bernie's. hahahahha what a creeper
LUCKY LADY IS RIGHT says – reply to this

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Hey Perez - you have all age groups reading your site….you really should keep the porn links, and references to explicit porn, OFF this general public, celebrity site…..

This is not the place for that, and I am surprised more people don't object…..

Like many younger Hollywood people, you have your head up your ass, but you should start learning more responsibility now……

You get more hits than almost any other celeb blogs, and as that kind of influence and role model, why not clean up your act a little?…..

Lose the freaky-colored hair, start working out, dress in stylish clothing so you don't look like the Unfitney of the blog world. Be a role model!! Raise the bar!!
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WTF happened to Tom??? says – reply to this

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He used to be hot! Now he's looking like a short, gay midget.
georges clooney says – reply to this

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of course you assh*le perez posted the worst pic of Tom, while he looks so cute in the other ones

DIE GUYS. YOU ALL SUCKS HERE FREAKING LOSERS
Pammella says – reply to this

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he looks so plastic
Pammella says – reply to this

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he looks so plastic
True says – reply to this

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Homo Homo Homo, and may I add…HOMO. Tommy boy: COME the f* OUT!!! I know it may not play well in the mid-west…but you got enough dough to last a life time?! Be a gay icon, honey. Lizbeth Scott, James Dean = NOTHING on YOU!!!
D O I T ! ! ! Come on out, baby!
BryGuy says – reply to this

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Got GUMS???
Erin says – reply to this

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I fucking hate his uni-tooth…
tess says – reply to this

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He's getting more feminine and creepy by the day. EEEWWWWWW
Christy says – reply to this

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I really dont know what anyone could find attractive about him. I never thought he was good looking and now this proves it. Ugh.
Kerry_Zaputz says – reply to this

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Fake Hair!!
dont like him says – reply to this

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What is the deal with his teeth?! They are shifted to the left, right under his nose is a tooth instead of the space between his two front teeth.

Weirdest thing…………….
Alicia says – reply to this

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Does he have braces on???? Look closely.
Fuck Tom says – reply to this

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This middle aged poodle thinks that he's thirteen again or what? Thank god he dumped Nicole. He probably knew that she was WAY to hot for him.
reality-check says – reply to this

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wHY DOES HE LOOK SO CREEPY?
Gina` says – reply to this

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come out of the closet already tommy—people will like and respect you for being honest….the whole world knows about you….
D-nasty says – reply to this

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EW!! I hope Tom Cruise is not gay. He is so Nasty. He's has a crooked smile! Not to mention he playes the same character in all of his films.

Big Scientology freak!
T says – reply to this

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His one front tooth is smack in the center of his upper jaw…aren't the front teeth supposed to EACH be on either side of the center? …and what's with the fake gums?
kendra says – reply to this

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I like the old tom cruise better that smile of his scares me stop smiling please tom say a prayer for katie holmes people please because behind that smile tom cruise it looks like the next minute he's gonna go norman bates on your ass.
CREEPY says – reply to this

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He gives me the f'ing CREEPS!! Eeeeeeeeeuuuw!!
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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The guy behind him…the one with his dick out…poking his finger in Tom's asscrack while he beats off…he's about to cummm.
ALIEN says – reply to this

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GO AWAY..
claire says – reply to this

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aw… first he went crazy… now hes getting fat.
i miss my little muffin of a man
Meli says – reply to this

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He is starting to look like Mike Myers to me… is it the hair?
Randall says – reply to this

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He's smiling because he had David Hans Schmidt killed and got away with it. Suck on that, O.J.!
ldkfhj says – reply to this

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the cop behind him looks like uncle kracker.
bfdbf says – reply to this

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FUCKING FAGOOOOT
Uh oh says – reply to this

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Ugh! What the hell happened to him? His face looks like its gonna melt off.
jkjr says – reply to this

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he looks younger….. plastic surgery for sure!!!!
lar says – reply to this

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I've decided to no longer watch Glenn beck. He's gone too right wing paranoid psycho. Painful. Ouch
Hey says – reply to this

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How the mighty have fallen. He used to be halfway cool.

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There are two sides to every story! Here's his!

In light of the audio recording released yesterday that featured Criss Angel threatening to knock out one of his producers, the illusionist's attorney, Ken Woloson, has released the following statement:

"Criss Angel was in the process of firing Joe Safuto on Wednesday when Safuto became abusive and Criss asked him to leave. Criss decided to fire Safuto in response to repeated complaints from co-workers and other magicians about Safuto's abusive and violent behavior and general ineptitude. Witnesses have attested that there was no physical contact and that Safuto very clearly was the antagonist. The audio released to the media is a snippet of a much longer conversation. We are exploring legal action against Mr. Safuto, including for his defamatory and illegal conduct."

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Give the clip a listen again (above)!

It DOES certainly sound like Angel was provoked! But enough to respond like he does?

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