He's In Heaven!
Filed under: Tom Cruise

Who doesn't love a man in uniform????
Look at that shit-eating grin on his face!
Tom Cruise and some new friends pose like old fist fucking buddies at the Rome Film Festival on Tuesday.
The actor, flying solo, was in town to promote his new movie, Lions for Lambs.
Too bad he missed GyllenHO. They could have done "manly things" together!
[Image by Franco Origlia via Getty Images.]
Posted: October 23, 2007 at 6:57 pm




first succkahss.
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veneers much?
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yes.
Are they taking the alien away?
He's so gay it hurts.
….looking a little chubby wouldn't you agree?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
HE LOOKS LIKE A CARICATURE OF HIMSELF FROM MADD MAGAZINE.
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GAY, Gay, GAY@!!
SO UGLY.
first! woo
why does he have three front teeth?
Plastic face! What the fuck has he done to himself?
First!!! Who cares???
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tom has plastic face
Cruise looks a little soft these days. It's like he hit 40 and his testosterone level dropped along with his face. Pudgy ain't gonna cut it for him– I recommend plastic surgery.
Are scientologist against that too — I bet they aren't –hypocrites
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I LOVE A MAN IN A UNIFORM!
why is his face swollen?
Hey, it's Kenneth the paige from 30 Rock.
TOM CRUISE IS GROSS. CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE FOR MORE INTELLIGENT AND LESS TOLIET HUMOR.
He looks like hitler.
They must serve pie in heaven, cause he's looking fat.
FRUITSALADSHOW.COM CATERS TO THE REAL GAY COMMUNITY. PEREZ IS BECOMING BULLSHIT. GO WHERE THE REAL TALENT IS.
What's up with his face and hair lately?!?! He looks so weird!! Poor Katie, he's not aging well…
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WE ALL KNOW TOM CRUISE IS *** AND KIDMAN AND HOLMES ARE HIS SCIENTOLOGY APPOINTED BEARDS. HEY TOM HAVE YOU BEEN WRESTLING LATELY? COME OUT ALREADY TOM!!!
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I WANT TO STRAP IT ON FOR THIS FREAK!!! HE IS THE DEVIL!!!
perez why do you insult tom for this "gay BS" when you yourself are
"gay BS"???? and we all love you anyway because you are … well….loveable.
What a f*ing homo. Geffen - Cruise has new cheek implants. Where's " Kate"? (slitting her f*ing wrists in the shower for her sake I hope)
enano comemierda
Ew what an ugly creepy little man.
He's so disgusting to look at. It hurts my eyes so much. I'd rather plunge a fork into my eyes rather than look at another photo of him. He's got to be one of the creepiest Hollywood fuckheads going! His ship is going down and he's taking Katie with him. That "religion" fucked his brain. Unfortunately, he's infected Katie. She's looking rather tattered these days.
What a "gummy" smile! Where's his upper lip?? I hate it when people smile and you see gums. It's nasty, and you should show nice white teeth when you smile…..not pink, blue, or black gums! Tom, smile with your mouth closed, if that's the best you can do.
Yuck! He looks hideous! What's wrong with his face?!??!?!
And are those Scientology Sea Org next to him?
tom is looking fat.
He has the same haircut as Kenneth from 30 Rock.. but freakishly bigger faced…
Take the Shame Tomiqua!
wow he is getting scarier and scarier looking everyday. seriously he is downright repulsive lately… sad.
i'm sorry, but tom is freaking FUGLY and his hair sucks ass.
Homeboy needs a nose job I think………that is pretty much the ugliest nose I have seen (today anyway) Ha Ha. He is so damn ugly, He was cute until he hit 35.
What's up with him? He looks so gay-just like out of a gay magazine. And I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with being gay but come on: he's married! And what's with the dorky little boy hair. He and Katie are the Hollywood dorks.
Perez be careful Tom is famous for suing the people who call him gay. Be afraid, very, very afraid.
Gee, he doesn't smile like this when he is with Katie and Suri.
Look how his 2 front teeth are off-center from his dick-nose! EWWWW!
Re: Sheila – YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!!!
Are the top six front teeth an implant? The gums are not the same color and the teeth are twice the size as his others. I know that one front tooth was a cap, but now they look similar.
Perez- I realize that you are a fem gay man , which is cool, ( my mother is lesbo), but shouldn't you hold something for the imagination. I'm just curious how many children come here and see those words . Maybe you should get an age requirment if you're gonna have a nasty tongue. have a good day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn! he is unattractive.
GAY GAY GAY VERY GAY!
He looks like a poorly crafted wax figure!!!
Nice fake choppers.
always thought he was average looking yet a bit ratty, waaay overated, "now" he is serrrrrrrrrriously FUGLY. The ugliness inside has reeked its way to that grotesque skeezy face lol!
*****ATTENTION******
DICK BALLS PUSSY FLAP
RYAN HAS SAND IN HIS VAGINA, BOB SAGET PISSES IN HIS MOUTH WHILE GENE SHALIT BUTTERS HIS NIPPLES!!!!!
……..THAT IS ALL
Hello, The Greek Giant walking Tom Cruise like a dog down Rodeo Drive and letting him take a Giant dump on the sidewalk. You impoverished American bums had better watch where you step and cease jay walking or else I, The Greek Giant, will throw you into one of 13 dog houses on my palatial estate. Also, Tom wimpers like a poodle when his asshole gets pummeled nightly. That is all.
I am not sure why people say Tom Cruise is gay. Obviously he's not but I guess it's fun for some to keep it going. What I don't like about him is that on interviews rather than answer a lot of questions, he laughs like a hyena. Plus I think he does have a really unattractive nose which will probably sag with age. I still wonder why he divorced Nicole.
Does Tom how have any clue just have fake and phony and stupid he really looks. He looks awful and fug. His smile is so adnormal, fake, and phony. He certinaly looks gay in these photos. Come one, Tom, nobogy is really belives all your stupid lies anymore. You have lied and you have been a fraud to the public for over 25 years now, you are GAYER THEN GAY AND KATIE MAKES YOU LOOK GAY BECAUSE SEE IS SUCK AN AWFUL ACTRESS, SHE DOES NOT PULL OFF THE BEARDED SHIT LIKE KIDMAN DID
I watched Cocktail this past weekend and you can almost for a moment forget the Tom Cruise of today. It's so hard to believe what he has become and every once and a while you may get a glimpse of the old Top Gun Tom, then its just as quickly gone.
Good thing he has sun glasses on. I image his eyes look wickedly horny and indicative that he is possessed by alien beings. And methinks I detect a long and rigid dong in his right upper trouser.
He's so fucking creepy! Katie, you can do SO much better! Take Suri and run!!!
G. damn it Perez - where was my revised Magnolia comment? This bitch BELONGS w/#2 Howard F*ing shitbag Stern. Someone wrangle that dude already! Do you know what would "make a good photo"? Stern on Cruise's nutsack. God bless.
Every single one of you, if given the chance, would be with Tom Cruise in a heartbeat to spend all his money. So, think about that. He's a good man. Good husband. Good father. We should feel lucky to know of someone in hollywood who are all those things.
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HE'S MANIC DEPRESSIVE. WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT!!!
HE'S THE NEXT MICHAEL JACKSON!
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did anyone ever notice how the center peak of tom cruise's upper lip aligns with one front tooth and not between the two? always irks me when he grins.
Re: creativegirl – The old Tom Cruise was even "gayer" in movies, I think. I saw TOP GUN a few months ago after 20 plus years and what a complete and total GAY fest! He's also cute and boyish (and GAY) in RISKY BUSINESS…with a high GAY voice. Tom, just end the charade! [But one of the premises of Scientology is that you can UN-GAY someone so why do you think Travolta and Cruise are card carrying members? A friend of mine who was once an extra on a Travolta movie said that John T. used to invite certain men for "cuddle sessions" and naps in his trailer. Maybe the Scientologists allow that? Like Amish bundling, perhaps? You can touch but don't penetrate?]
he looks kinda like Bernie (when he is dead and they are making him walk around) in weekend at Bernie's. hahahahha what a creeper
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Hey Perez - you have all age groups reading your site….you really should keep the porn links, and references to explicit porn, OFF this general public, celebrity site…..
This is not the place for that, and I am surprised more people don't object…..
Like many younger Hollywood people, you have your head up your ass, but you should start learning more responsibility now……
You get more hits than almost any other celeb blogs, and as that kind of influence and role model, why not clean up your act a little?…..
Lose the freaky-colored hair, start working out, dress in stylish clothing so you don't look like the Unfitney of the blog world. Be a role model!! Raise the bar!!
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He used to be hot! Now he's looking like a short, gay midget.
of course you assh*le perez posted the worst pic of Tom, while he looks so cute in the other ones
DIE GUYS. YOU ALL SUCKS HERE FREAKING LOSERS
he looks so plastic
he looks so plastic
Homo Homo Homo, and may I add…HOMO. Tommy boy: COME the f* OUT!!! I know it may not play well in the mid-west…but you got enough dough to last a life time?! Be a gay icon, honey. Lizbeth Scott, James Dean = NOTHING on YOU!!!
D O I T ! ! ! Come on out, baby!
Got GUMS???
I fucking hate his uni-tooth…
He's getting more feminine and creepy by the day. EEEWWWWWW
I really dont know what anyone could find attractive about him. I never thought he was good looking and now this proves it. Ugh.
Fake Hair!!
What is the deal with his teeth?! They are shifted to the left, right under his nose is a tooth instead of the space between his two front teeth.
Weirdest thing…………….
Does he have braces on???? Look closely.
This middle aged poodle thinks that he's thirteen again or what? Thank god he dumped Nicole. He probably knew that she was WAY to hot for him.
wHY DOES HE LOOK SO CREEPY?
come out of the closet already tommy—people will like and respect you for being honest….the whole world knows about you….
EW!! I hope Tom Cruise is not gay. He is so Nasty. He's has a crooked smile! Not to mention he playes the same character in all of his films.
Big Scientology freak!
His one front tooth is smack in the center of his upper jaw…aren't the front teeth supposed to EACH be on either side of the center? …and what's with the fake gums?
I like the old tom cruise better that smile of his scares me stop smiling please tom say a prayer for katie holmes people please because behind that smile tom cruise it looks like the next minute he's gonna go norman bates on your ass.
He gives me the f'ing CREEPS!! Eeeeeeeeeuuuw!!
The guy behind him…the one with his dick out…poking his finger in Tom's asscrack while he beats off…he's about to cummm.
GO AWAY..
aw… first he went crazy… now hes getting fat.
i miss my little muffin of a man
He is starting to look like Mike Myers to me… is it the hair?
He's smiling because he had David Hans Schmidt killed and got away with it. Suck on that, O.J.!
the cop behind him looks like uncle kracker.
FUCKING FAGOOOOT
Ugh! What the hell happened to him? His face looks like its gonna melt off.
he looks younger….. plastic surgery for sure!!!!
I've decided to no longer watch Glenn beck. He's gone too right wing paranoid psycho. Painful. Ouch
How the mighty have fallen. He used to be halfway cool.