He's In Heaven!

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   NEWS FROM BRITISH WIRE PRESS;
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   Police from Rome recovered
   the wax figure of American TOM CRUISE which had been stolen
   from a local wax museum.

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   Ew Ew Ew……. NASTY!!!!!! I hate this guy

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   A NAZI WITH VENEERS, I'VE SEEN SOME SHIT IN MY TIME BUT THIS TAKES THE BISCUIT. WHY HASN'T HE SHAVED OFF THAT NAZI HAIRCUT. ME THINKS HE'S LIKING THAT SHIT, MAKES HIM FEEL POWERFUL. IF HE DON'T SHAVE THAT OFF THEN I GUESS HE'S A RACIST.

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   I FUCKING ?HATE TOM CRUISE.DOES HE REALLY THINK THAT WE DON'T KNOW THAT HE PICKED THE ROLE OF WOULD BE HITLER ASSASSINATOR TO POLISHUP HIS OTHERWISE TARNISHED IMAGE? LIKE WE DON'T KNOW THE DIFF BETWEEN FANTASY AND REALITY? RIGHT TOM LIKE YOU WOULD HAVE THE GUTS TO DO ANYTHING REMOTELY DANGEROUS TO HURT YOUR FUCKEDUP FACE. YES I KNOW HE FANCIES HIMSELF TO BE INTO EXTREME SPORTS BUT THATS NOT THE SAME THING AS BEING ARRESTED BY THE GESTAPO AND TORTURED UNMERCIFULLY FOR TRYING TO TAKE OUT DER FUHRER. FUCKING LOSER

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   My goodness Perez, you have a sick and twisted mind. Which I completely love. FYI-please marry me.

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   Goddamn he is gayer than a white party in Miami! You know he is reliving his "Top Gun" days in this pic dreaming of the male "comradery" from the set……………………………………..He thinks "aaaahhhhh when Val Kilmer was still hot"

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   What a DORK!

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   Re: Yes, but…. –

   Sadly though #186, Tom Cruise may be a total douche and you have 10 good reasons why he is…but ultimately he's the one with all the money, lots and lots of it, and your 10 good reasons mean dick shit to him. Wealth is what it's all about and his will keep him safe always from having to mingle among the masses.

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   TOMMY'S got that shit eating grin on his face because his brand new 16 inch, thick as little Suri's arm, vibrating butt plug arrived just an hour before this picture was taken and he was able to get it up his ass before he had to go off and meet his public. Looks like the amazing contraption was giving him quite an internal tickle when this particular snapshot was taken.

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    Never mind the other two, who's the guy on the left…

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    Oh my. Nicole got out on time, she had his best years. His face looks very porky here. And his hair is too thinned out. He needs to go on a diet. When he was young he was amazingly goodlooking, all sharp edges and youthful spunk. Now he looks like a creepy scientologist. I can't tell either way if he's gay or straight. My gaydar simply fails me on Tom Cruise. Will I die not knowing for sure if Tom is gay or straight? How dreadful. If he's gay, someone should save him from the scientologist brainwashers. And someone should save Katie is well. She's so elegantly HOT!

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    Screech gave Tommy Boy a Dirty Sanchez just a few minutes ago. Barbara Walters fillmed the whole thing for "The View."

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    he is the biggest knob i have ever seen

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    Re: FRUITSALADSHOW.COM – HEY QUEENS…I checked out your site and since I'm also obsessed with Jakey G, I LOVED it. I'm not givin up Perez, but I'll be visiting Y'all too.

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    What a creepy picture! He looks alot like Mike Meyers in it!

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    What do you mean "He lookes like Mike Meyers" in this photo????? He is Mike Meyers — in cum form, anyway. Tom Cruise, when he's not out on a Scientology killing spree, is screwing every corn hole from here to Uranus.

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    A better title is "Swimming with Seamen and LOVING IT!"

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    Love that cock-eatin' grin.

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    Jeez with that haircut and that shit eatin smile it looks like he has a whole arm up his ass…..enough already! I hope that the aliens take him

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    Tom's left pinky toe is more a man than you Perez.

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    Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa old fist fucking buddies…I love you Perez!!

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    IS THAT REAL?

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    people find this guy fuckable…i don't get it, i would'nt want it

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    OHHHHH he so wants them to fuck him in the ass……. look at his face… scream butt sex!!

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    Tom Cruise is the illigitamte son of Rumer Willis.

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    His smile always gets on my nerves! His two front teeth are shifted a little to the right — how annoying!

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    Look at the second photo — the "guard's" dick is twelve steamy inches straight up Tom's hairless ass. That explains two things: (1) why Tom is smiling so broadly, and (2) why his teeth are crooked.

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    He look like at Adolf H ( ça fait PEUR)

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    Tom's dentition continues to be compelling and disturbing. For a man with millions, would some ortho be out of line? His midline is under his left nostril, and the large,opaque, chiclet-like veneers only draw attention to the fact. I never cease to be amazed at the number of celebrities who have unlimited funds and access, yet seem to have no idea how their dentistry reads on a 30 ft. screen/in HD. Check out Al Pacino's bad upper denture and natural lower snaggle teeth for a real eye opener.

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    Tom's teeth have shifted to accomodate the ten-pound strap-on which naturally falls to the right.

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    There is a bot fly growing under that lump in Tom's face. Maybe his gay lover will suck it out tonight (among other things).

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    There is simply no one anywhere more fun to make fun of than Tom Cruise. When he (or anyone) rams that Scientology/religion bullshit down people's throats, he lays himself wide open for ridicule. Be an actor. Other than that, shut the fuck up, you loser.

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    He looks soooooooooooooo gross!!!!!!!

34. TOM'S DA MAN! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    YOU'RE MY BOY TOM! YOU'RE MY BOY!

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    THE LESS I HAVE TO SEE OF TOM THE BETTER. HE IS A CREEPY LITTLE MAN. THE WHOLE ALIENS ARE COMING RELIGION, WEIRD HYPER HAPPY SMILE..WHAT THE FUCK? MAYBE THE ALIENS ARE COMING BACK.. HOPEFULLY THEY TAKE HIM WITH THEM… THEY SHOULD, TOM PAID ENOUGH MONEY TO THE SCIENTOLOGY KLAN.

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    Doesn't anybody notice that his teeth are not centered with the rest of his face?

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    I'm doing this in 2 parts since there is a limit on characters on posts, so here goes:

    Tom Cruise is da man. Period.
    No one in Hollywood histroy has had a career like Tom Cruise.
    Let's look at a quick example of this guys star power.
    When MI:3 was released the first week of May, 2006, Tom had the tabloids, for over a year, over-exposing the heck out of him and trying to paint him in the worst possible light.
    I think we can all remember this as it's still happening a bit today.
    So followe me here
    The tabloids and parroting media, decided to call Mission Impossible III, a "flop" even though it made $400 million at the box office.
    Let me say that again.
    $400 million.
    And God knows how much it'll make through video and television royalties.
    So let's talk about this "flop" for a bit shall we.
    You keep hearing how it didn't do as well as the other Mission Impossibles in the series, but here is a couple facts about this story which you have to realize that the tabloids won't tell you.
    First, it was 6 full years since MI:2 and sequels do best at the box office when done within a couple years of the others and he still made out like a bandit.

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    Next, he did Hollywood a favor by releasing it the first week of May, instead of the heart of summer, and did it in order to extend the movie summer season to help a slumping movie industry.
    Where's the gratitude?
    The man is a pioneer for Christ sakes and helped turn things around financially for the industry.
    Also, he opened MI:3 on a historically slow weekend.
    What's interesting about that is that if you look at how MI:3 did compared to the thousands of other movies which opened on that weekend throughout the world and throughout history, well you just might notice that MI:3 is the 6th highest grossing film of all time for that particular weekend.
    This "flop" was also the 7th highest grossing film for the entire 2006 season.
    "Flop?"
    Hardly.
    With all this up against him, Tom, "da man", Cruise still pulled it off and made everyone a ton of cash including Viacom.
    So the tabloids, the parrotting media, and Sumner Redstone could smoke another one.
    Redstone, Tom left you, not the other way around you senile old fart.
    Tom is a living legend and we'll be looking back on his work for centuries to come as we do today with other great artists from the past.
    You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.
    You got to love him!

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    No wonder Cruise is so happy he has actually found some people the same height as him!

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    No, Helen: He's happy because he just learned of another Scientology murder.

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    the haircut looks super gaaaay !!!
    nice veneers though, big improvement on his "old" f-ed up smile !

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    What's with that crazy ass hair cut of his?? He looks stupid!

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    The Scientology Mafia is crazier than anything the Gotti's ever came up with. Just Ask Katie. Better yet — as her parents. They're the ones crying and wringing their hands.

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    he's so gay

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    love you perez