The Colbert Effect: This Ain't No Laughing Matter

He may be running as a joke, but Stephen Colbert has thrown a bit of a monkey wrench into the upcoming election.
New polls show the funnyman ahead of some presidential hopefuls as Bill Richardson, Dennis Kucinich and Mike Gravel.
Colbert for President!
He'd likely do a better job than Bush!
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I tried watching his show once but didn't get it? I just didn't get it? Then I saw him on Larry King and it makes sense. He's a comedian and that's why they hired him. But what doesn't make sense is why they hired him? He's one of the most Unfunny people I've ever seen? Not even a little bit funny:( So I guess I'm back to I Don't Get It? Thank you…
And the winner of the erect thumb and white knuckles combo is…..
Re: ROBERT – being gay and republican is like being black and in the kkk..it just doesnt make sense, dumbass.
i love george bush.
i think the approval rating is bullshit because they dont survey fairly.
i think hes been damn good.
and i think hes the best looking pres weve ever had!!!
so take that all you libbies on here!!
awe man he's not representing working wrists of america. he's not wearing his bracelit!
A RESOPONSE TO #54
1) NEVER EVER EVER MENTION BUSH IN THE SAME BREATH AS CLINTON
OR CARTER YOU DOUCHE, IT IS SIMPLY DISRESPECTFUL.
2) BEING GAY AND REPUBLICAN MEANS YOU HATE YOURSELF…DUH.
3) BASHING BUSH IS NOT OBSOLETE UNTIL THE FUCKIN MESS HE HAS
CREATED IS SORTED OUT BY THE NEXT DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT.
4) THIS PIECE OF SHIT WAR IN IRAQ WILL COST THE AMERICAN PUBLIC
1 FUCKING TRILLION DOLLARS (MOST OF WHICH IS GOING TO RICH
PRIVATE COMPANIES IN OUR MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX….BUSH'S
FRIENDS YOU IDIOT). BUT OF COURSE THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN
PROVIDING HEALTHCARE FOR AMERICAN CHILDREN.
5) IT HAS BEEN PROVEN THAT DEMOCRATS SCORE HIGHER IN POLITICAL
KNOWLEDGE TESTS (LAZY REPUBLICANS CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO
ACTUALLY LEARN AND UNDERSTAND ISSUES- THEY ARE HOWEVER
EXPERTS IN BEING SELFISH AND HYPOCRITICAL).
man of the year may have been a stupid movie but id rather have a comedian with his 5 senses intact as president than what we have now……
I love him. I'm working on my "Colbert Girl" Campaign song
HES CANADIAN AND THERFORE IS UNQUALIFIED TO RUN FOR OUR PREDIDENT.
Yup. I'll vote for him.
Re: K – if republicans are dumber, then why are rich people republicans? if they were stupid, wouldnt they be poor with no jobs?
A cat turd would do better than Bush!
Re: TRUEpatriot –
I love it! I love how Republicans flaunt their stupidity. They wear it like a badge of honor! So proud to be stupid! HAHAHAHAHA!
Re: Bush Rockz!! – Evidently, you have lost your mind. Bush is a murderer. He and his cronies have killed many of our Americans so they can MAKE billions of dollars. I hope Bush cries at night and has nightmares. And I hope you get your head out of your ass!
COLBERT FOR PRESIDENT! FOR THAT MATTER ANYONE BUT A REPUBLICAN!!!!
Re: YOURALLSTUPID –
He was born and raised in South Carolina, which is NOT in Canada.
Re: Don Pinkston – A Cat turd is smarter and cleaner than bush! And the best thing a cat turd will not lie to you, steal your money and kill your American military personnel for personal gain.
I AGREE A CAT TURD WOULD DO BETTER THAN BUSH!
Re: haaaLAME –
You display the very stupidity that I am talking about. I said that Democrats score higher on 'political knowledge' tests you knucklehead. Many of the most intelligent human beings are not obsessed with fucking other people over for profit. They are scholars, advocates, activists and scientists….all fields that you are unlikely to become rich in. For some people, helping the human race advance is more important than money. By the way, there are many rich Democrats in Congress who seek to help redistribute the wealth that is becoming more and more concentrated with the ultra-rich. Those selfish dick Republicans want to keep it all to themselves and there corporate pals. So why don't you stop, think, and maybe do a little research before making any more ignorant comments.
i wish i lived in SC just so i could vote for him.
and lol @ people who stand up for bush and say its "getting old" to make fun of him. um no, not really, everyone does it now, not because its "cool" but because no one, except for people with an iq 75, or really angry republicans who are either 1) self haters in the closet or 2) only watch fox news, can deny how badly he's fucked up our country. oh and for that matter other peoples countries.
yes, colbert would do a better job than bush, but then again, so could my cat. or the chair i'm sitting on. or the can of coke sitting next to me. i could go on and on.
Re: Bush Rockz!! –
Orrr.. you could pull your head out of your ass. Douche.
Re: haaaLAME – "If Republicans are stupid, why are they rich?"
Because it doesn't take brains to inherit your daddy's money.
Like you know anything about politics. Shut the hell up and get an education.
#38: GW git OFF this site. Come on now! Run w/Nader OR DON'T throw the vote!!! Socially irressponsible to run farcially.
Colbert is making fun of all political issues and by "running" for president is like saying: " see, nobody gives a shit ". It's like sanjaya thing when it all became a joke ( a really bad one) and america voted for "the joke"
Elmo would do a better job than that asshole in the White House. Oscar the Grouch can be VP
yay!! and we he will b bettr than bush nething is bettr than bush in fact the roadkill i drove over yesterday would be bettr than bush and its dead…but umm…would stephen actually be able to fix the country?
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Bob Saget?
I want to vote for Colbert. However, Hawaii isn't havin it. But he would make an excellent vice to stewart.
i love stephen colbert. the funny this is, he is an incredibly smart man and would probably make an excellent leader. much better than anybody currently running. politicans are scum and never tell the truth, comedians ALWAYS tell the truth, even when it hurts. why the hell shouldn't colbert REALLY run?
I would totally vote for Colbert if, you know, I was American. He would make a great President. And government would be that much funnier.
I'm very sad that he is ahead of Richardson. To put Bill Richardson in the same categories as Mike Gravel and Dennis Kucinich is ridiculous. Richardson is an extremely qualified candidate with more experience than Hillary, Barack and Mitt. It's a sad reflection on American politics when a joke candidate scores ahead of a man who was previously a U.S. represantative to the U.N., a congressman, the secretary of Energy, the very successful governor of New Mexico, AND negotiated with Saddam Hussein, North Korean generals, Burmese military leaders, Sudanese President al-Bashir and Fidel Castro (among others).
Perez, I like how you know just what buttons to push to get a shitstorm going. HAHA! Your site is my favorite by far. What's Brit doing today?
actually commenter # 9, he isnt a Jew, he even used to teach sunday school. but it's ok that you're waaay off.. remember there are no dumb comments, just dumb people!
Re: TRUEpatriot – You can't be serious, and the 'good looking' bit? I'm STILL laughing…….
voteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for britney spears new albummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the blackout is off the hook ladys it talks about all the bums in this world
Re: Jews suck – First, you're an ass, what the hell is so bad about jews? Seriously. Why are your panties in such a bunch? Second, he's a CATHOLIC. Dumbass and asshole in one…
Stick to gossip, kitten.