Watch Out Victoria: Tom Cruise Wants Your Man!
Now that David Beckham has ended his first season with the LA Galaxy with a dud and no play-off hopes, his very good pal Tom Cruise wants to distract the soccer stud with some "manly" activities.
Speaking at the London Film Festival on Monday, Cruise told reporters:
"We will go out and fly some airplanes or race some cars or something like that. I'll talk to Victoria and see if she's all right with that. But we'll have some fun."
While they're at it, they're gonna lunch at The Abbey, go for drinks at Akbar and unwind at the Hollywood Spa!
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MAN WHORE! THAT'S RIGHT, BECKS — YOU'RE READING THIS SHIT AND YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. FLIP ME OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR MONITOR.
Dear Becks,
Call me.
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1st!
1st?
Uno. First. YESSS!!!
pure purrrrrrfection……
interesting!
first.. and blahhhh
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first? HAHA i always wanted to do that
awwww
HE'S HOT!
CRUZ IS NOT!
you suck perez
first
tom needs to come out of the closet before he's allowed to do anything with anyone
Oh pretty please make some hot gay porn!! I think Becks should be TOP!
Manly activities? Good luck Tom! I recently read somewhere that Becks said he's so in love with Victoria that he loves to go into her bathroom and play with and smell all of her body creams and things! I can see it now: Becks racing some cars in a Gucci outfit after having put on Victoria's Secret Love Spell body cream in Posh's luxury bathroom. LOL!
they can become one with family .. and 1st
ok lozahh stop your whining. this site is FAR from dead
can I come? Or can I at least be the spa employee that gets to give David the message? Lucky girl…………..sigh
Oh God now Tom thinks he's cool cuz he's hangin with the Beckhams. BARF.
WELL…It doesn't take a genious to figure out why Tom's been all hot to trot over this couple…he's had his eye on hubby David all along. David's a stud and Tom is a POWER BOTTOM, just ask Travolta, and you know how those British guys are…David will probably be slammin his 9 thick inches up Tommy Tom's willing boy pussy at 50,000 feet. TALK ABOUT YOUR BARREL ROLLS !
Tom and David are creepy guys - they belong together. Becks even sounds like a little girl when he talks. Everyone knows Cruise is gay except he cannot face it to admit it to the world so he makes a fool of himself with his beard. It is all beyond pathetic.
Yes, they make a cute little couple and the two beards can go shopping and spend the money and pretend to be happy.
Screw Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tommy will pay for Davie to get his asshole waxed so he can tongue him without getting hair in his teeth. Tommy will ask Victoria if he can do it if Scientology pays for all the PR for her "tour" and all her fancy clothes. Victoria says it's okay. Sex musses up her hair anyway.
The 'season' is over? And it's like it never began!!
What a rip off for soccer fans.
Oh, and tom just wants to recruit them for Xenu
Hey you guys David and I are JUST FRIENDS and we both love our wives…NOT!!!!!!!!! We're what the gay community calls FUCK BUDDIES. We go out, have a few drinks, have a few laughs, then I drop my drawers and David slams his rock hard cock up my butt…it's a very FRIENDLY arrangement.
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Perez, can you block or remove Plagiarist Hilton?
It's bringing down the site!
I've suspected for awhile now that Tom is in loooooove with David…
…..MISS CRUISE IS INTO "MANLY SPORTS" ALRIGHT, JUST NOT THE KIND HE WANTS THE PUBLIC TO BELIEVE HE PARTICIPATES IN…..MAYBE WATER SPORTS WITH BECKS, OR SOME SNOWBALLIN', POWER BOTTOMING, OR PLAYING TIE ME UP! ……..OR BECKS CAN USE HIS COCK TO REPRODUCE THAT FAMOUS 'SQUIRT IN THE FACE' PHOTO FOR CRUISE. TOM WOULD LOVE IT….THE EGOMANIACAL COCKSUCKING MUNCHKIN.
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could cruisse be any gay-er???????? Good God man get out of the closest its embarrassing at this stage!!!!!!!
i remember when akbar was non-gay when it first opened up…..ahh…. the good ol' days!
i predict soon tom cruise will be outted in a very public, humiliating yet remarkably similar situation as idaho's upstanding, righteous "non homo-sexual" senator larry craig.
Tom Cruise is strange-no different than before.
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Boys will be boys!!!!
oh dear. he has gone downhill. from having a movie named after him to being another los angeles loser. he's playing a game in my city in a few weeks and it's getting all this hype and it's a wee bit pathetic.
You people make me sick. Insinuating that David Beckham and I like to wax our assholes and bump our million dollar uglies together! We're straight. We're married!! We have kids for fuck's sake!! Gawd, get over it!!
Ask my cabana boys. I'm motherfucking straight!!
this question. Why did David Beckham have to move to the US if the bascially the whle soccer season takes place over the summer. Couldn't the fam just stay in London during school time?
this question. Why did David Beckham have to move to the US if basically the whole soccer season takes place over the summer? Couldn't the fam just stay in London during school time?
hey perez nice LA references, especially akbar on the eastside! reprazent!
RUN BECKS RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*****ATTENTION******
DICK BALLS PUSSY FLAP
RYAN HAS SAND IN HIS VAGINA, BOB SAGET PISSES IN HIS MOUTH WHILE GENE SHALIT BUTTERS HIS NIPPLES!!!!!
……..THAT IS ALL
I looooooooooooooooove The Abbey!!!! Great Apple Martini's!! and NO I am not gay! hahaha…wow….thanks Perez you brought some good memories!
Tommy has fought the gay stuff for so long but is this a power thing? As if to say, "I'll flaunt this in front of you but my lawyers won't let you react"
Tommy must have been masterbating so much looking at the David/Victoria super hot photos recently in W magazine. He couldn't stay on top of that one.
OMG i LOVE the abbey!! its sooo good! i totally thought i saw u there P-nasty…..sadly tho it wasnt u. maybe next time
I wonder if they'll do any watersports whilst they're at it?
I know it's difficult for a cock sucking, maggot, fag, that is going to burn in hell to understand………..but Tom Cruise has one of the best examples of the the P51 Mustang in existance, (Called Kiss Me Kate) and host hetrosexual, real men would be interested in flying in it for a real thrill……you turd pushing homo.
Reminds me of that video - Soccer Practice - 'Hey Dude!'
HE ONLY WANTS HIM FOR SCIENTOLOGY! MUST SEE WIKIPEDIA: XENU!!!!!
HE ONLY WANTS HIM FOR SCIENTOLOGY! MUST SEE WIKIPEDIA: XENU!!!!!
HE ONLY WANTS HIM FOR SCIENTOLOGY! MUST SEE WIKIPEDIA: XENU!!!!!
HE ONLY WANTS HIM FOR SCIENTOLOGY! MUST SEE WIKIPEDIA: XENU!!!!!
HE ONLY WANTS HIM FOR SCIENTOLOGY! MUST SEE WIKIPEDIA: XENU!!!!!
HE ONLY WANTS HIM FOR SCIENTOLOGY! MUST SEE WIKIPEDIA: XENU!!!!!
HE ONLY WANTS HIM FOR SCIENTOLOGY! MUST SEE WIKIPEDIA: XENU!!!!!
HE ONLY WANTS HIM FOR SCIENTOLOGY! MUST SEE WIKIPEDIA: XENU!!!!!
HE ONLY WANTS HIM FOR SCIENTOLOGY! MUST SEE WIKIPEDIA: XENU!!!!!
HE ONLY WANTS HIM FOR SCIENTOLOGY! MUST SEE WIKIPEDIA: XENU!!!!!
HE ONLY WANTS HIM FOR SCIENTOLOGY! MUST SEE WIKIPEDIA: XENU!!!!!
HE ONLY WANTS HIM FOR SCIENTOLOGY! MUST SEE WIKIPEDIA: XENU!!!!!
Perez, why do you have to gay everybody up?
How wonderfully transparent of you, TOMMYBOY!
And then they'll celebrate the murder of David Hans Schmidt.
"fly some airplanes or race some cars " = "CONVERT YOUR CRAZY ASS TO SCIENTOLOGY"
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Meeeee tooo! finally Tom has som good ideas.
OMG I just figured it out Tom&Katie and Posh&Becks are such good friends because they are swingers and they all swing both ways!!!!!!
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I think everything already been done……..
Tom will be the first man to fist his ass.
Tom wants David, super soccer has-been, to be his special accomplice in future Scientology murders. The ghost of David Hans Schmidt hovers over Tom's house.
now that would be something worth a porn fortune, beckham humping cruise. wonder if they will wrestle to see who gets to be on top
Tom is so hard for Becks. It's sad. He's in love. Maybe he can get get get him drunk.
Two losers together. They can talk about how fucking overrated they are. Toms films suck. Becks is the most overrated soccer player in the world.
Becks looks totally gay in those pics.
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TOM SHOULD GET WITH POSH TOM&POSH = MOST ANNOYING CELEBS IN HOLLYWOOD
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BECKS SHOULD GET WITH KATIE
Oh everybody stand back Tom the man is going to ask Vicky if David can go out and play. What a fucking idiot he is. It's very rude to NAMEDROP Tom and that is what you are doing. As if David has to ask permission to go out and even if he did he sure does't need you to run interference for him. Tom is such an arrogant asshole he makes me want to puke. You are a fading star Tom and you know it or you wouldn't be so eager to let every one know just how tight you are with the Beckhams. Sheesh!
Becks is too HOT for scientology Jesus.
Jealousy and envy are obvious to everyone but those who feel it.
Jealousy and envy are obvious to everyone but those who feel it.
Jealousy and envy are obvious to everyone but those who feel it.
Jealousy and envy are obvious to everyone but those who feel it.
Jealousy and envy are obvious to everyone but those who feel it.
Jealousy and envy are obvious to everyone but those who feel it.
i don't get the whole beckham thing, look's like the lucky charm's guy to me
thank God Jesse Helms is dead…..now we have
Perez to out us and terrorize us. Thanks Perez
you dumb fuck benedict arnold. When are you going
to write something NICE about Gays. You never do,,,just
about "causes" or straight ppl doing things for gays.
You are actually on average quite horrible to gay ppl or ppl
u think might be Gay. Sometimes, you really suck why do I read?
I have no idea…..
I'd be scared if I were Becks.
I mean, he must be wondering what did he do wrong to end up being 'friends' with Tom Cruise and having to spend his free time with him.
Go back to England, Becks! Spain even! you have some kickass friends there.
Man-date alert. Hahaha.
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