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Woof! Woof!

Filed under: Mariah Carey

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Mimoo made an appearance on the Today show Tuesday morning.

Jeebus, she's becoming more and more doglike every day!

Miz Carey is hawking the shit out of her new fragrance, M, which stands to make her Millions a year.

It probably smells like butterflies, unicorns and rainbows.

You know what they say about rainbows, right? They smell like shit!



157 comments to “Woof! Woof!”

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  1. tommy says – reply to this
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    first

  2. ME says – reply to this
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    smells like cow… moooooooooooooooooooooooooooriah

  3. amy says – reply to this
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    hhhaaaggggg!

  4. E says – reply to this
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    LOL butterflies, unicorns and rainbows!!!

  5. rachel says – reply to this
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    firstttt like always.

    woo

  6. BIACTH M says – reply to this
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    MARIAH I BOUGHT THE PERFUME AND SMELLS NICE SO NICE IS GOOD TO HAVE MONEY, HONEY MARIAH

  7. jenna says – reply to this
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    first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. me says – reply to this
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    first?

  9. shrishil says – reply to this
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    wat eva

  10. well says – reply to this
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    She was on the view this morning too. She looked out of it. she said she just woke up. lol

    Whats up with her puffy cheeks? I don't remember them being so big back in the day.

  11. BIACTH M says – reply to this
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    I HAVE BOUGHT THE PERFUME AND IT SMELLS VERY NICE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT IS SO GOOD TO HAVE MONEY……………….. HONEY MARIAH

  12. monique! says – reply to this
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    gag me.

  13. TSeph says – reply to this
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    SUPPPP!!!

  14. TSeph says – reply to this
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    SUPPPP!!!

  15. chacha says – reply to this
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    lol

  16. Not pretty anymore says – reply to this
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    WTF HAPPEN TO HER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

  17. J says – reply to this
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    First! LOVE MARIAH!

  18. shellnyc says – reply to this
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    why does her face look like it's carved out of a tree stump? iluvuperezzzzz.

  19. charles says – reply to this
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    Come on Master P…Mimoo is the best!

  20. B says – reply to this
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    Not as fugly as Brooke

  21. SexySnoopy614 says – reply to this
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    She looks like the Grinch!

  22. Mike says – reply to this
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    ewwwwwww mariah is gross

  23. leanne says – reply to this
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    eeeewww hate her

  24. Danielle says – reply to this
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    I still love her

  25. doggie balls says – reply to this
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    what an ugly untalented cunt

    she should be chained to a fence like dog
    fucking bitch

  26. Ross says – reply to this
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    M smells so good! Like marshmallows and love.

  27. speechless says – reply to this
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    wow!! she looks horrible!! what happened to her??

  28. MCRULES. says – reply to this
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    Mariah is freaking awesome. her fragrance is freaking awesome. quit hating, yall know shes the greatest EVER.

  29. It's Amanda Bitchez says – reply to this
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    Mariah needs to cut back on the botox/plastic surgery isht, she's starting to look like lil kim.

  30. kandyjems says – reply to this
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    *notices the shots taken@black people on the site by Perez* …intersting.

  31. d says – reply to this
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    I've noticed this site posts the least flattering pictures of Mariah. I saw about 10 photos of her on the Today show this morning and she looked great in most of them. She's only made 3 appearances, I'd hardly call that " hawking the shit out of her new fragrance." Please get a life pig boy and stop riding on Mariah's coat tail.

    I think the real question is, why do you feel so threatened by her Perez?

  32. Michelle says – reply to this
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    Perez you are just a pathetic loser. She doesn't kiss your ass so you hate her…lame.

  33. jamie says – reply to this
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    You can knock Momo all you want, but don't knock the rainbow perez.

  34. TiredofMariah says – reply to this
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    … 'smells like butterflies, unicorns and rainbows' is code for 'smells like the trashy ho she is,' right?

  35. yuk!!!! says – reply to this
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    What the hell is happening to her face????
    Too much Botox or something!!!!
    Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!

  36. kenj says – reply to this
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    she is awesome, we like her.

  37. ted says – reply to this
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    Mariah is cool!Perez is a sweaty swine!

  38. Pubesy Puberson says – reply to this
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    GOD. Enough of this talentless monkey-face cunt!

  39. Sarah says – reply to this
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    Ewww, she's turning into Jermaine Jackson.

  40. Truth says – reply to this
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    Say whatever you want but my girl can sing her azz off! These other singers sound like nothing compared to her. So HATE - HATE ON! :)

  41. jacqueline says – reply to this
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    that pic of her on the left is………….ewwww. she looks like a geico caveman with long hair

  42. My Two Cents says – reply to this
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    i think u should change Mimoo n2 MooMoo because she has turned n2 a cow.

  43. ME says – reply to this
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    Re: Alana Joy
    MARIAH DOESNT HAVE A STYLIST, SHE JUST KEEPS IT REAL BECAUSE SHE IS! AND HER PERFUME SMELLS AWSOME! ONE OF THE BEST EVER! OH AND MARIAH LOOKS AMAZING TOO, PEREZ, YOU JUST ALWAYS TEND TO POST THE WORST SHOTS OF HER AND IT'S OBVIOUSE!

  44. J says – reply to this
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    Spent the day in NYC on Sunday and popped into Macy's. Huge "M" display and perfume models spritzing people as they walked in the door. I was myself a victim of unsolicited spritzing and I must admit, NOT BAD, MIMI! It's a subtle sweet fragrance and I think I detected the slightest hint of coconut.

    DEE-LISH!

  45. munchy says – reply to this
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    Perez who the hell are you to talk about hawking things? You're the biggest media whore of them all.

  46. Jellicious says – reply to this
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    She looks like La Comay, from Super Exclusivo (Puertorrican TV show)!!!!

  47. coo coo clock says – reply to this
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    perez, why are you putting rainbows down when they stand for gays and lesbians, you big FAG!!!

  48. PARISISAFATBAGOFFAGSEMEN says – reply to this
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    OK PIGBOY PERIS ONLY POSTS NEGATIVE REMARKS TO GET MC'S FANS TO POST AND GET HITS. PERIS YOU ARE OUT OF POCKET MARIAH IS GOD'S CHILD AND TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED! GOOD THING I PREORDERED "M" A FEW WEEKS BACK AND IT SMELLS PERFECT. YALL ALL SOOO SALTY HATER LOWREYS BYATCHES!! THE WOMAN HAS A HOUSE IN CAPRI AND HER OWN G4. AND I AGREE DOING THREE SHOWS OT PROMOTE HER FRAGRANCE IS HARDLY HAWKING BUT HANDLING HER BIZNASS SO KICK ROCKS PARIS YOU SWOLLENBAGOFFAGSEMEN.

  49. Bunny Meadows says – reply to this
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    I think she looks like the cowardly lion from Wizard of Oz!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. luke says – reply to this
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    perez, i love your work, but stop hating on mariah. she's done more than you will ever do you fat sack of crap

  51. dysonbry says – reply to this
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    OMG she looks so old!

  52. LOVER$-PLAYER$ says – reply to this
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    SHE LOOKS STUNNING!!

    FOR SO EARLY IN THE MORNING SHE LOOKS AMAZING!!
    SHE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH HOTTER THAN ALL U TRAMPS MESHED 2GETHA!!!

    URE THE FUCKING DOG PEREZ!! WOOF FUCKING WOOF!!!

  53. diablofeminina weho says – reply to this
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    One of my fashionista friend's claims that her perfume is really good scent. This person does not like celebrity perfumes. It is probably a valid opinion. However, I am still a Chanel fan.

  54. jarhoney7 says – reply to this
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    Looking at the links provided by how Mariah 'really looks' those picture are WAY nicer! Perez has hate as too much of a part of his job M smells sooo good, smell for yourself! yum

  55. ADRiANNa says – reply to this
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    Her SHIT sold out in 39 MINUTES at MACYS!!!!! Luv her!!! You go girl, make that money hunny!

  56. jacqueline says – reply to this
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    Re: LOVER$-PLAYER$ – what do you mean she looks great for so early in the morning? LOL..what the fuck does time have to do with it?

    "oh excuse me, but im not really this ugly, it just looks that way because its morning"
    lol yeah ok then. mimoo prettier then me? uh …yeah no. I hardly think so.preetty sure shes not hotter then me….yep.

  57. pK says – reply to this
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    Hey Mariah, miss lovely girl! You are so beautiful and fabulous! Keep on with your wonderful voice you are truly gifted. Plus you look so fine in you pics!

    Now as for your perez, you ugly, stank-ass, dog shit eating guisano! Fuck you!

    Love,
    pK

  58. Rina R. says – reply to this
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    I check your site quite frequently Perez, but seriously what kind of comment was that? Not funny, not witty… just trying to diss Mariah. I'm not even a fan of her, but this is getting boring lol

  59. Me says – reply to this
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    Perez your such a loser. Mariah is gonna make a mint on this perfume and your sooooooooooooooo jealous. Your also fit to be tied because she has outsold your idol Mooooooodanna. to bad!!

  60. idg says – reply to this
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    OH my GOD!!! She looks horrible!!! Is that bad plastic surgery or really bad makeup? Or is she really just that ugly….I don't want to be mean, but she has been looking real bad lately…woof

  61. NiceLegs says – reply to this
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    Wow… not nice. rainbows smell like shit? Since when? Blinded by who knows what, you're not even able to come up with a clever diss? Mariah is a very successful songstress, whether you like her music or not. Not understand this post at all. Some sites are clever and funny with their zings, but this is rather juvenile.

  62. JAA says – reply to this
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    She looks like Eartha Kitt from the old Batman series……by trying to dress trending it comes off as tacky and pathetic. She ought to try hiring Halle Berry's stylist although she can't hold a candle to her…..

  63. 1986 says – reply to this
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    Fuck perez. she looks good. I find it funny how he talks so much shit on people but probably doesn't even read the comments b/c he doesn't wanna see people talk trash on him. Can't wait till he has his heart attack! It's coming.

  64. MOI says – reply to this
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    looking at her is saddd she is so ugly look at her freakin cheekbones she thinks shes hot …

  65. lar says – reply to this
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    I don't buy stuff from old people.
    It smells like old people, ya know, mothballs and pee, right!

  66. Amber says – reply to this
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    Mariah looks gorgeous! I love her!!!!

  67. There's only 1 Janet Jackson says – reply to this
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    I bought her perfume and it smells awful, yuck, I am sure her fragance was inspired by the fumes coming out of her asshole.

  68. space bunny says – reply to this
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    She looks like shit in this picture, WTF happened to her face?, she used to be ugly, now she looks horrible.

  69. Another "has been" says – reply to this
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    Damn this cougar is fugly!

  70. Phil McFellon says – reply to this
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    Her fragance sucks just like her music. She should stay home and smoke pot because no one cares anymore, except for Perez.

  71. Malibu says – reply to this
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    Now that she losted 100 lbs, she only has 99 lbs to lose.

  72. Fab says – reply to this
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    Her face is so round, shaped like a pie.

  73. H. says – reply to this
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    I don't dislike her, I just don't like her looks, her music nor her fragance.

  74. Christine says – reply to this
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    Who wants to smell like a washed up failure!!!

  75. paul says – reply to this
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    Re: rachel – idiot

  76. Don Pinkston says – reply to this
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    What the hell did that skag do to her face? She looks like she walked into a brick wall.

  77. lala says – reply to this
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    apple cheeks

  78. Mariah says – reply to this
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    It smells like unicorn farts

  79. lala says – reply to this
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    cheeks

  80. Bozo the clown says – reply to this
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    She looks like a female version of Bozo the clown. Her "fragrance" smells like racid sour fart gas. And she sings like this; Oink Oink Oink!

  81. Rachelle says – reply to this
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    The GRINCH

  82. Dita's Bitch says – reply to this
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    she always looks so uncomfortable. she isnt graceful at all (like Madonna) she always looks like her meds arent balanced.