Woof! Woof!

Filed under: Mariah Carey

Mimoo made an appearance on the Today show Tuesday morning.

Jeebus, she's becoming more and more doglike every day!

Miz Carey is hawking the shit out of her new fragrance, M, which stands to make her Millions a year.

It probably smells like butterflies, unicorns and rainbows.

You know what they say about rainbows, right? They smell like shit!

Posted: Oct 23, 2007 at 4:03 pm / Email this »

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J says – reply to this

101

Mariah's had more black cocks in her than a urinal at the Apollo Theater.
Agent M says – reply to this

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I dont know what your problems are but Mariah is an amzing artist and absolutely gorgeous. Stop hatin biatchez!!! Including Media Fag Perez
try harder says – reply to this

103

Could she have dressed any trampier! This woman never exudes class, so sad.
cake says – reply to this

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SEE!!! SHE IS SUCH A FREAK!! PATHETIC– REALLY, REALLY, TRULY PATHETIC…
HARRIS HILTON says – reply to this

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PEREZ I DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHY YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE TO KEEP YOUR FAT ASS ON THE DAMN SOAP BOX FOR SO LONG. HAWKING? THAT IS WHAT YOUR LOOSER ASS DOES ALL DAY LONG. WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW BULL SHIT SHOW ON VH1 AND YOUR TRAGIC "VOTE FOR ME" PLEADS FOR YOUR PITIFUL RAPPING. AS FAR AS "SHIT" GOES, THAT SMELL SPEWS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH EVERYDAY AND EMANATES FROM YOUR BODY. YOU SHOULD COME OUT WITH A FERTILIZER. P.S. YOUR HAIR ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHIT TOO!! GOTTA PRESS…BEH
HARRIS HILTON says – reply to this

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PEREZ I DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHY YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE TO KEEP YOUR FAT ASS ON THE DAMN SOAP BOX FOR SO LONG. HAWKING? THAT IS WHAT YOUR LOOSER ASS DOES ALL DAY LONG. WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW BULL SHIT SHOW ON VH1 AND YOUR TRAGIC "VOTE FOR ME" PLEADS FOR YOUR PITIFUL RAPPING. AS FAR AS "SHIT" GOES, THAT SMELL SPEWS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH EVERYDAY AND EMANATES FROM YOUR BODY. YOU SHOULD COME OUT WITH A FERTILIZER. P.S. YOUR HAIR ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHIT TOO!! GOTTA PRESS…bye
fatgirl says – reply to this

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Dear,Mimi Please stop it with the botox. It,s gotten out of control.I only say out of love.Age is part of life.
These women says – reply to this

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It's sad when you are presented with an example of a woman that would not know how to dress if she could not show her boobs. I mean, if she had to fully clothe herself say, because her mother would get a horrible disease if she didn't do you think she could do it? How many of our current crop could? I'm guessing not many because they have made their careers on their fake boobs, fake hair and fake smiles. What a sad state of affairs. Have fun going to the grave that way and if you hear laughter at your funeral it will be because the grave diggers are trying to keep the lid closed on those torpedoes.
HARRIS HILTON says – reply to this

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PEREZ I DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHY YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE TO KEEP YOUR FAT ASS ON THE DAMN SOAP BOX FOR SO LONG. HAWKING? THAT IS WHAT YOUR LOOSER ASS DOES ALL DAY LONG. WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW BULL SHIT SHOW ON VH1 AND YOUR TRAGIC "VOTE FOR ME" PLEADS FOR YOUR PITIFUL RAPPING. AS FAR AS "SHIT" GOES, THAT SMELL SPEWS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH EVERYDAY AND EMANATES FROM YOUR BODY. YOU SHOULD COME OUT WITH A FERTILIZER. P.S. YOUR HAIR ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHIT TOO!! GOTTA PRESS…YOU SHOULD TOO…MAYBE LOOSE A CHIN OR TWO
E! says – reply to this

110

She's looking quite odd these days…very jowly
daleesa says – reply to this

111

She looks just like ……..RICK JAMES!!!!!!!!!
Nelson says – reply to this

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ASS!!!!!
Now you really are gonna piss me off Perez! Don't Fuck with MIMI!!!!
She is the best and looks just fine. We all take bad pictures. I have seen her in person and she is stunning. I have heard her live and her voice is one and only amazingly beautiful. Stop the hating. Karma baby. We LOVE Mariah. I don't care if she gains wait or gets older, NO ONE will ever comapare to this DIVA!!! Tootles Beeotches
XO to all the Lambs.
me me says – reply to this

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UGLY WHORE
Janet says – reply to this

114

Take her Black round face outta here.
She sings like a parrot says – reply to this

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Can't stand this old bird.
v says – reply to this

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her cleave makes me want to vomit in the second picture. GROSSSSSS!

i wouldn't wear her purfume even if i got a bottle for free. she sucks.
just stop already says – reply to this

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She looks a hot mess! I love how she has a reputation for being a diva and all high maintenance when you can tell she's clearly nuts, and just a damn bitch!
STELLA says – reply to this

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DIVINE!
eve says – reply to this

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with each day, she's looking more and more like a little monkey
cake says – reply to this

120

She looks like a deranged, fat Chipmunk!!!
morgan says – reply to this

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Believe it or not, this is one thing Mariah actually got right. I think her new fragrance smells really good.
Liz says – reply to this

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Shut the fuck up Perez. Compared to her, you look like the dog, a big fat one.

You can't handle that unlike yourself, MARIAH not MIMOO has talent, she has more talent in her baby toe then you do in your whole body. You can't stand it when someone is actually having a good life, making more money than you. I tell you why they do, it's because they are actually GOOD AT SOMETHING.

Mariah is freaking gorgeous, I suggest one day you look in the mirror and then break it because you will not like what you see.
LOVE HER!!! says – reply to this

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:D
chumbura says – reply to this

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PEREZ S T O P HATING ON MARIAH, WE LOVE HER! ! ! MIMI WE L U V YA !!!!
luvumimi says – reply to this

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absitively posolutely lurve, luv, LOVE the beautiful and talented ms mimi! she's a true survivor…cannot wait for the album!
loal says – reply to this

126

Whoriah’s an old haggish cunt
joeyOh says – reply to this

127

M , MiMi, try MOOSE
she stinks says – reply to this

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She stinks
janet says – reply to this

129

She is almost obese, what's wrong with Mega Mini? ; ) ; ) ; )
AJ says – reply to this

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I L O V E M A R I A H'S B U T T!
Sinead says – reply to this

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OMG! she really does look like a cow! :-0
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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Girly Rainbows don't lead to smelly male assholes.

That damn fragrance sold out right after it went on sale.. nothing but backorders.

You act like she is trying to sell cheap shit.
Mimi Lover says – reply to this

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Mimi needs her beauty sleep.
Samantha says – reply to this

134

She always seems a little tipsy.
Blunt says – reply to this

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She was grounded, un-diva and very nice on 'The View.' I was really wishing she'd sung, though. Her face looks puffy here. Whatup?
Kaimosae says – reply to this

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Oh shit! Look at those titties!!

I'd love to motor boat her juggs all fucking night!!! SO HOT…WANT TO TOUCH THE HEINIE!!!
Hate the freaks says – reply to this

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MARIAH CAREY = MUSHROOM HEADED MIDGET WHORE
Shannon R. says – reply to this

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Girl, How old are you? I find it sad that your obsessed with looking like a eighteen year old and so desperate to impress unimpressionable people. Are you that desperate for attention?
Snickers says – reply to this

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ACtually Perez, wouldn;t the unicorn's ASS smell like shit?? Rainbows smell like humidity.
ttm says – reply to this

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The picture on the left reminds me of Planet of the Apes!
LickMyNutz says – reply to this

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Shit! I thought it was a still photo taken from Planet of the Apes!! I swear! She really does look like an orangutan!!
lol says – reply to this

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i wanna know where i can get boobs like that, who cares about all the other stuff!
Derrick97 says – reply to this

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Damn that b*tch is plastic and ugly..
harborchick says – reply to this

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Is Pillsbury looking for a "Dough Girl"? If so porky Mariah should audition for the role…she has got the look!
Merry says – reply to this

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M has been selling out, she doesn't have to push sell it. It is nice that she does a little press still to let people know it is out there, I find nothing wrong with that with the holidays upon us. Go M
Brian says – reply to this

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get over yourself Perez…maybe you should smell before you judge
crotch rot says – reply to this

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I can smell her nasty twat from here.
Haley says – reply to this

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Honestly, she is the best selling female artist of ALL time. What can you say for yourself Perez? You make a living ripping on people, you are a wannabee who clearly has no self esteem and no morals. Mariah is gorgeous and has a heart and soul. She is a class act and has earned her money.
fellipe says – reply to this

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Mariah is diva baby
sp gorgeous
PERFCT womam
moo! says – reply to this

150

FINALLY! You bashed The Dolphin! After SO LONG!

I was missing that! *-*
GAYS THAT HATE GASH says – reply to this

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ECCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

SHE SMELLS LIKE YEAR OLD ROTTING FISH…

WHAT A GASH….EEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

PLEASE P DON'T WASTE ANY MORE TIME ON THIS SLIT

MORE ON WENTWORTH OR KEITH OR JAKE OR CHANNING OR….
issie says – reply to this

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buy the blackout britney spears new albummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is off the hook to all you girls out there this is are album against when it comes to the bums in are lives buyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
bigdaddy says – reply to this

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first off mariah carey is a queen no a real one! she is a woman something you wish you were perez. by the way everytime i see you or hear your name? i get this disgusting aroma in my nose. i would talk about your weight but your in la so you can get on that la diet you know? the lindsay lohan diet. you will never have the status mariah carey has. you will never have the money she has. and you definitley wont have the body. you make me ashamed of being gay…i want you to keep what your doing ok? one day your going to cross the wrong person. and when you disappear? no one is gonna care….lol your like a piece of shit on a pimple….you fat fag
T says – reply to this

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why you hating on mariah perez? wassup with that?
electrik says – reply to this

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it acctually smells REALLY good.
lcomp38 says – reply to this

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r it just smells like shit !!!
carolineinthecityofhouston says – reply to this

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DOES NOBODY ELSE SEE THE UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE OF E.T. IN THE FIRST PIC? hmmmmmmmmmmmm ;]