He Must Have Left His Lifts At Home

Filed under: Tom Cruise > Katie Holmes

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We're honestly amazed that Tom & Katie have lasted this long! Aren't U?

As time goes on, they seem to be getting a tad more normal. And by "normal" we mean we don't think their relationship is a total sham. Just mostly!

Tom seems to be a lot more comfortable in his skin these days. He showed up to the premiere of Lions for Lambs in Berlin on Wednesday wearing sensible flats. Katie wore heels.

The new and improved TomKat!

We say they're divorced by year's end!

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    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 3:40 pm / Email this  »

    160 comments to “He Must Have Left His Lifts At Home”

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    1. woot says – reply to this


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      first??!

    2. CT says – reply to this


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      Tom Cruise is such a tool.

    3. woot says – reply to this


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      whooo!

    4. Tyre says – reply to this


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      LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE KATIEE!!!!!!!!!! She looks stunning and Tom is ok!
      They make a great couple!!!

    5. mel says – reply to this


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      crazy a$$ Tom needs tp go back on the mpther ship

    6. hi says – reply to this


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      hi

    7. lars says – reply to this


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      the only reason they've lasted so long is because their marriage is a scam…tom's gay.

    8. jennie says – reply to this


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      she looks so much better now!

    9. am says – reply to this


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      cute!

    10. ellie c says – reply to this


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      aww! look at tommy with his mommy! free katie!!! free katie!!! free katie!!!

    11. LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this


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      Well, they have mellow-down the DRAMA…hopefully they prove us wrong and last!!

    12. emily says – reply to this


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      first?!?!

    13. Lori C. says – reply to this


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      HER HAIR LOOKS FUCKING INCREDIBLE! Love it.

    14. Leslie says – reply to this


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      She's starting to look like Posh!

    15. 5 year contract says – reply to this


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      Katie has 4 more years left to go on her contract. Nicole had a ten year and then she got to go out and be amazingly famous and respected. Now, Katie has to wait 4 more years and probably squeeze out another kid that Tom can raise in the cult. Fun.

    16. robe says – reply to this


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      I think u´re wrong on this one, this two will last! I am not a fan, but they really seem into each other, it works

    17. emily says – reply to this


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      first?????

    18. DeanieLuv says – reply to this


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      What the hell is wrong with you Perez- Why the change in your tiger stripes on this fraudulent couple? You getting some 'pressure' from the CO$ these days …?

    19. ellie c says – reply to this


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      FREE KATIE!!!

    20. first one says – reply to this


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      first beyatch

    21. hawaii says – reply to this


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      he looks a lot better these days.

    22. Mink says – reply to this


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      She looks gahhhhgeous!

    23. MEG says – reply to this


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      That doesnt even look like time in this pic. He looks constipated, maybe its the foot katie finally shoved up his ass.

    24. roo 2 u says – reply to this


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      Over paid and over rated bitches! She needs a boobjob stat! And he needs a new hairstyle because he's fug with that one.

    25. Christine says – reply to this


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      He's a loser! He's dragging this poor girl down with his sorry ass.
      KATIE- WHATEVER HE'S PAYING YOU, IT'S NOT WORTH LOSING WHO YOU ARE ! You're morphing into what he wants. He'll divorce you a day before your tenth anniversary so he doesn't have to split his fortune with you. Wake up and smell the cock on his breath! Take your baby and RUNNNNNNNN!!!

    26. El-UK says – reply to this


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      What the hell is she wearing?!?!

    27. nobody special says – reply to this


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      Honestly, what is he doing? He looks like he could be her son… he looks too young! It's freaky. What are his beauty secrets– the people of America want to know!

    28. Yawn says – reply to this


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      He can't help being short because he was born that way.

      Now you on the other hand need to go on a fucking diet already, FAT ASS!

    29. Perez hater says – reply to this


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      For shit sake!! Could you get ANYMORE negative??? Don't you realize that some people can ACTUALLY be in love…and LOVE one another?? Without some conspiracy??? Get a life!!

    30. I'mBrokeNoJoke says – reply to this


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      that cult sure is not only making their brains f'd up, but, their appearance as well. these two are "tomkat"? are you sure their not aliens/clones?

    31. mega says – reply to this


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      I expect Tomkat will be a long term union. After all, he was with Nicole for over ten years and she is a difficult woman to tolerate. She's been humbled since the divorce and the Urban marriage-drug rehab.
      Motherhood has matured Katie's look… she's class.

    32. julie in Canada says – reply to this


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      Hey, if they're happy, great! They're not hurting anyone.

    33. justjak says – reply to this


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      He can't wear lifts when he has his 16 inch butt plug up his ass, because with all that internal stimulation, lifts would probably make him fall over. Judging from the satisfied grin on his face, that butt plug is fully inserted.

    34. j smith says – reply to this


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      luv her hair but what has happened with her face? it has definitely changed since dawson's days. definitely a nose job, but it seems something else has been going on since she's been with tom. can anyone put a finger on it?

    35. Tom Cruise says – reply to this


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      I don't know who this justjak is, but it's almost as if he lives in my underwear, cause he is 100% correct about the reason I'm not wearing my lifts.

    36. noname says – reply to this


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      katie looks amazing

    37. janet says – reply to this


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      Why does he wear his hair like that?? Bring back the Magnolia look, Tom. I hate that schoolboy bowl-cut. He's not hot anymore. He was gorgeous in Far and Away but he took a nosedive when he broke up with Nicole.

    38. shorty dude says – reply to this


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      what does she see in him …he's a fucking midget

    39. V says – reply to this


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      That soo does not look like katie..she usually looks a lot worse than thaT

    40. where are the others says – reply to this


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      YOU DONT EVER SEE TOM CRUISE WITH HIS OTHER KIDS ANY MORE AT ALL….ALL YOU SEE IS HIM WITH THIS NEW KID….WONDER HOW THE OLDER ONES FEEL ABOUT THAT?

    41. Erin says – reply to this


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      She's so pretty!

    42. whoo dun it says – reply to this


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      She looks grrreat!

    43. Lee Lee says – reply to this


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      Sylist alert:
      Wow, he needs to ditch those double-breasted suits. He looks awful in them. Not to mention ooooooold

    44. Valerie says – reply to this


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      wait they're still together?

    45. keight says – reply to this


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      Tom Cruise is absolutely certifiable! Katie Holmes looks like his teenage daughter, who he doesn't really care about. she looks more like his accessory than his wife. he's just another celebrity gone crazy, that seems to be the trend with ALL major celebs.

    46. whoo dun it says – reply to this


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      Re: PLAGARIST HILTON – Hey, I checked it out. You are right.

    47. jr says – reply to this


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      she need sum boobies

    48. Leigh says – reply to this


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      I can't believe how much work she's had done… she's hardly recognizable. Why do naturally pretty feel all that pressure to be perfect? They end up looking like MJ

    49. luckylee says – reply to this


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      i think something weird is going on here…ever since they married, katie has been made over as this "style icon"…when every picture shows them so overly dressed…even if they are just playing with suri..it's like they're trying way too hard to project a certain image.

    50. Alisa says – reply to this


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      He obviously hired a new publicist that wisely told him to not to say or do anything stupid in public if he wants his "career" to last any longer. If the marriage lasts it's because they had a long contract like Tom n Nic did. Their's was a ten-year-deal to the day, or so I heard and so it certainly seemed. He was reading her a bullshit "love" poem on their anniversay. Days later, he's filing for divorce. Oh yeah, it was "true" love all right!

      He always gets some younger woman and someone relatively unknown whose career could get a boost by being linked with him. Of course it never works out that way. He overshadows them and unsurps them entirely and they just become his fag hag/arm candy until it's replacement time! Notice how every time he's photographed with his supposed love interest he's showing them off to the camera like they're just some accessory. Ken needs a Barbie! He's doing it with the kid now too. "Look, Ken's not gay! He's got wife AND a baby (and this time the kid's not adpoted so that proves I'm not gay right???!!!)." Who held her down while she was artificially inseminated or did her just get her drunk/put ruffees in her drink and have the Scientolocr0nies do it for him?

    51. Christine says – reply to this


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      #39 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    52. A tall woman says says – reply to this


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      As a tall woman, I say, one of them is likely to be taller than the other. What a sexist remark especially from a gay man to think that the man must be taller than the woman. Crawl back into your Neanderthal cave.

      Despite their religious beliefs, I hope they last.

    53. Obsessed says – reply to this


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      Damn this bitch just cant get right, why the fuck is she always wearing these huge, ill fitting strapless gowns? She should wear something cute and shorter, I mean it is a nice dress but not on her

    54. Sarah says – reply to this


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      She looks like a blow-up doll. Such an odd couple, this blow-up doll and her leprechaun husband.

    55. Rachel says – reply to this


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      What is with his nasty early mid century suit? I am not liking that cut on him…

    56. julius says – reply to this


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      I suppose we should refer to you as "fatty" then.

    57. Rachel says – reply to this


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      She kinda looks like Ashley Judd in that pic!

    58. [B] says – reply to this


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      she looks pretty with her forced smile & he looks like he's pulling her along like a kid.

    59. sam says – reply to this


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      tom looks like his face is pulled back.

    60. Just_Cruel says – reply to this


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      I DON'T THINK THIS LOOKS LIKE KATIE.
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      AM I TRIPPING?????OR DID SHE GET A NOSE JOB???
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      MAYBE IT'S THE ANGLE OF THIS PICTURE………….WHO KNOWS

    61. angela says – reply to this


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      come back to us katie =(. remember who you are!!!!

    62. Michelle says – reply to this


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      She looks genuinely happy, he looks strained. Who is the better actor, I ask???

    63. jed says – reply to this


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      UGH——- that hair's gotta go!

    64. HATER says – reply to this


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      Well at least he not wearing those awful vests anymore, her dress looks like it's falling off

    65. HellYeah says – reply to this


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      You do realize that 'years end' is only two months away, right? How fucktarded. Those bastards will be together for a long time. She makes him seem younger, which is good for him. Plus, we can assume he has a penis since he speriminated the Holmes once. He will try again. WATCH OUT KATIE!

    66. Blunt says – reply to this


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      What the hell happened to her nose? It doesn't even LOOK like Katie here.
      Oh, no. Can you say Jennifer Grey?!

    67. Pfffft. says – reply to this


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      Her old nose gave her that puppy appeal. Now It's gone. Pfffft.

    68. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      OR IN THE BEGGINING OF 2008,MAXIMUM.

    69. You Redundant Boor says – reply to this


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      Re: THIS SITE IS DEAD – And this concerns you HOW?
      WTF do you care, get off here and quit making us scroll ad nausem. We don't come here for the photos. Get lost. We're chatting.

    70. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      OR IN THE BEGGINING OF 2008,MAXIMUM

    71. jaysus says – reply to this


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      He needs to wear more flattering jackets.

    72. stefystef says – reply to this


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      Actually, I give them about 10-15 years. He has a good control over her and she's still overwhelmed by the last 1-1/2 years. They will have at least one more child. Tom may love his adopted children very much, but you know what? A man never feels complete without his own (just ask Brad). And Tom wants a son (perhaps the re-incarnation of L. Ron Hubbard). This marriage will last a bit longer, sorry Perez.

    73. ash says – reply to this


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      I definitel agree with the people who think Katie is under contract…without a doubt! So they may seem normal, but it's all a scam. We're all getting punked.

    74. Melissa says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez Hilton, fatty, don't be so jelous of Tom and Katie, I think they are so georgos together, it is a pleasure to see them together, I bet they will be together for a long, long time. They both are FABULOUS!!!!

    75. poe says – reply to this


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      yeah this is nicole kidman trophy wife all over again. give it a few years before she realizes she lost herself in the midst of her superstar midget husband.

    76. Samm says – reply to this


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      seriously what the hell happened to tom he has become such a tool

    77. Glenn says – reply to this


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      Tom has that "I just killed David Hans Schmidt" look in his eyes. He never looks happier than after a Scientology hit.

    78. teabagg says – reply to this


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      Tom looks weird lately..I think he got a chin lift or botox or something. His face lloks even more girly. Maybe it's the Zach Ephron bangs or are they Clay Aikens bangs? He should butch like Beckham and bleach his hair.

    79. jessie says – reply to this


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      They look less crazy here, much improvement. And they breed well, Suri is the cutest damn kid.

    80. tonya says – reply to this


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      Not that it matters what you think, Perez, but they'll last longer than you and your wannabe career. You're such a sad hater.

    81. suzycat says – reply to this


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      nope… she seems nothing but sweet and really in love with him… so now with baby she's got it all

    82. KP says – reply to this


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      She looks like shit in strapless. Her shoulders are too dumpy. He is still a lunatic.

    83. Annie says – reply to this


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      love the hair! hate the dress…

    84. javajunkie says – reply to this


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      whoa, did they get a "two for one" deal at the botox plastic surg factory? That doesn't even look like Katie any more? and wtf has happened to the Cruise? lol he looks like an even more gay young Hitler

    85. u make me throw up in my mouth says – reply to this


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      Funny that Perez doesn't write 'fatty' across his pic's. Loser.

    86. KATIES PROM DRESS IS FUG says – reply to this


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      Dawson's Creek left over?

    87. FARTO says – reply to this


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      I HATE TOM AND HIS UNUSUALLY CLEAN TINY PENIS.

    88. TOMSUXCOX says – reply to this


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      ……WHEN WILL THIS PATHETIC LITTLE SUPERSTAR TURD JUST GO AWAY. HIS EXISTENCE IS A MONUMENT TO HYPOCRISY AND A TOTAL SHAM. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIM AND A FREEZER IS THAT THE FREEZER DOESN'T FART WHEN YOU PULL THE MEAT OUT. …..AND THE ONLY WAY ANYBODY COULD TELL IF THAT ALIEN CHILD SURI {PUKE} IS HIS IS IF SHE PUTS HER PACIFIER IN HER ASS INSTEAD OF HER MOUTH! YUUUUUUUUUUUK!

    89. XENU says – reply to this


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      Yuck. Boycott Scientology. Don't see their movies. Don't do stories on them.

    90. bobdman says – reply to this


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      I'm not suprised. The rumors at the time of their marriage were that the contract was for five years. I think, though that Katie is getting used to being one of the richest people in the world without having to work for a living. Sounds kind of attractive to me. We know she doesn't have to fuck Tommy either. She and Tommy are GODS in the Scientology church. I'm sure that kind of treatment is easy to get used to. And Katie is almost 5'10" and Tommy is only about 5'6" or a little less. Katie ALWAYS wears heals. Tommy MUST be wearing his 4 inch lifts.

    91. bobdman says – reply to this


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      I'm not suprised. The rumors at the time of their marriage were that the contract was for five years. I think, though that Katie is getting used to being one of the richest people in the world without having to work for a living. Sounds kind of attractive to me. We know she doesn't have to fuck Tommy either. Katie and Tommy are GODS in the Scientology Church. That would be easy to get used to. And Katie is almost 5'10" and Tommy is only about 5'6" or a little less. Katie ALWAYS wears heals. Tommy MUST be wearing his 4 inch lifts.

    92. fartbubble says – reply to this


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      man she's getting fug. she used to be half cute.

    93. toadflaxxed says – reply to this


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      She's got the worst posture - look at those rounded, slouchy shoulders, people. That sunken chest doesn't have it to pull off that outfit. And neither does Katie. They're both Janets-from-other-Planets who need to lay off the hair conditioner. ick ick ick. She'll never be a Posh (yet another alien) and Tom will never be a Becks (the word's still out on his planetary birthplace). There should have been a disclaimer on this photo about it not being for the weak-of-stomach… I need a Bromo.

    94. chris says – reply to this


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      lol @ everyone going on about how short tom is. there are a lot of guys 5'8 and under in hollywood - only difference is most of them date short women. katie is probably 6'1+ in the stilettos she always rocks, and would dwarf a lot of guys. ever notice how rarely actors date runway models?

    95. Betsy says – reply to this


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      Katie doesn't suit money. Since she's been married to Tom, she has been buying some seriously garish dresses and outfits. She needs to go back to the way she used to dress before she got with Tom.

    96. Adoptee says – reply to this


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      where are the others-THOSE KIDS AREN'T HIS "REAL" CHILDREN, THEY'RE ONLY THE ADOPTED ONES! SURI IS HIS "BIOLOGICAL" CHILD (IF IT'S TRUE!). HOW NICE OF HIM TO CUT & RUN FROM HIS OTHER FAMILY! PRICK

    97. Laura says – reply to this


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      Their relationship IS a total sham. Why would a crazy a$$ movie star want to marry geeky, so-tall-she-looks-clumsy, Z list pseudo-actress Katie Holmes? Makes one wonder….

    98. sarah says – reply to this


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      katie needs a lift, boob wise. yikes!

    99. Punch-Drunk Pretty says – reply to this


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      Perez, did you not notice Katie's nose job lol

    100. Cate McG says – reply to this


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      Obsessed, I agree that the long dresses are getting old, but there's a great reason that she doesn't wear short ones. Her legs are really chunky and unattractive. Apparently, even Tom Cruise can't buy his way out of cankles.

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