He Must Have Left His Lifts At Home
Filed under: Tom Cruise > Katie Holmes
We're honestly amazed that Tom & Katie have lasted this long! Aren't U?
As time goes on, they seem to be getting a tad more normal. And by "normal" we mean we don't think their relationship is a total sham. Just mostly!
Tom seems to be a lot more comfortable in his skin these days. He showed up to the premiere of Lions for Lambs in Berlin on Wednesday wearing sensible flats. Katie wore heels.
The new and improved TomKat!
We say they're divorced by year's end!
[Image via WENN.]
Your Next Angelina Jolie
We Should Have Sent A Gift!
Whats up with Katie's Victoria Beckham pose and hairdue? She is useless. He is odd, but kinda cool. But she just doesnt know what to do with herself.
Tom is fat. He is so old now and so not hot. ew. But Katie looks wunderful!!!!
Stupid Tom
Katie looks like she had some work done on her face
go to scietology, is the best , jijijijijij
Re: Laura –
WHY? Because Katie dreamed and fantasized about being Mrs. Tom Cruise since she was about 8 yrs old. Who wouldn't want a younger wife that thinks you're a dream when the old wife treats you like a piece of furniture. After ten years it gets old.
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And, Tomkat has a biological child. There's nothing like recreating yourself. Suri, is the cutest kid. I can't decide if she looks like Tom or Katie. Just like Shiloh Nouvelle. She looks like baby Brad, but she also looks like a little Angelina. Yeah, Angelina was blonde as a small child.
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No way are Tomkat over. I say they have a baby boy and Tom starts jumping up and down on couches again.
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They are a totally awesome couple who always make haters eat their words.
I could care less what anyone says about them.
They've weathered the storm better than anyone could and I admire them even more for that.
Haters like Perez, the parasite/sasquatch, Hilton are just upset that this couple isn't affected by all their hate.
Don't hate the player, you know the rest.
tom maestro, the best, scientology is the best , jajajajaja ,
They are a totally awesome couple who always make haters eat their words.
I could care less what anyone says about them.
They've weathered the storm better than anyone could and I admire them even more for that.
Haters like Perez, the parasite/sasquatch, Hilton are just upset that this couple isn't affected by all their hate.
Don't hate the player, you know the rest..
A little bird from the Hwood scene has told me that she has been paid a large sum of money to have his baby and marry him. Apparently she is free to leave after 5 years. This was offered to other young starlets as well…… just what I heard. All to hide the the fact that he bats for the other team…..
What a ugly dress, Kaite looks like night of the living dea,(beard, beard, bear)
Tom lools fake and dumb (gay, gay, gay)
What an ugly dress, Katie looks like night of the living dead (beard) Tom's face looks fat and gross (gay)
$7 million was the figure. Why are her clothes frequently SO ill fitting?
i still claim he's a closet fag-el
She looks AMAZING in that pic!!!!
She looks AMAZING in that pic!!!!
Tom looks a whole lot like Demi in the 90's.
Do you know why Tom Cruise appears to be taller than Katie Holmes in their wedding photos?
He's standing on the pre-nup.
That dress couldn't have made Katie look flatter and more shapeless if it were a vacuum sealed box. And what's with her new sexless haircut? Is she really giving in to McCrazy's control mechanisms? Gross. Disgusting, gross, and totally insane on both their parts. They're not normal. NOT NORMAL. And nor will they ever be. Or at least, Katie will never be until she escapes that Scientologist prison!
WHY DOES KATIE INSIST ON WEARING THE TYPES OF DRESSES MADE FOR A WOMAN WITH BREASTS….SHE DOESN'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO WEAR THAT DRESS!
On the other hand, her hair is cute like that! It's a bit POSHESQUE, but still cute on her.
WANT TO SEE A REALLY FUNNY PICTURE OF THEM TOGETHER? GO TO: PLANETHILTRON.COM - QUITE HILARIOUS!
I just love how he tries cool new haircuts and stuff to look younger now that he is with her. What is up with his jacked up looking face, he had to have something done.
Did the media, including you Perez say that their relationship was a publicity stunt?
How's that whole Castro thing working out for you Perez?
Please haters, just stop your hating. You're only embarrasing yourself.
She is dressed for her first comunion. He is a creep. I give them three years together, or even 5. Who cares? As s.o.said overpaid, overrated. Over over almost over at least in my book.
THEY LOOK LIKE BROTHERS AND SISTERS. HER DRESS IS SO UGLY SO AS HIS SUIT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A STICK, DOESN'T SHE KNOW HOW TO SMILE? SHE LOOKS MISERABLE AND SEEMED TO NOT WANT TO TOUCH TOM CRUISE. HE WAS CUTE BUT SINCE HE MARRIED HER HE STARTED LOOKING LIKE SHIT AND SHE STARTED DRESSING LIKE A RICH GIRL. I KNOW WHAT IT IS, TOM CRUISE CAN'T BE HIMSELF AND RELAX ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THE AGE DIFFERENCE. TOM STOP TRYING TO LOOK YOUNG AND DRESS AND ACT YOUR AGE LIKE BRAD PITT. THROW AWAY THAT UGLY LOOK AND YOUR 80S OUTFITS AND BE YOURSELF AGAIN OR ELSE I WON'T WATCH YOUR MOVIES NO MORE. YOU HAVE BECOME YOUR OWN MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. SINCE YOU MARRIED THAT LITTLE GIRL YOU DON'T EVEN SMILE THE SAME WAY ANYMORE.
Katie went from one extreme with no makeup to the other with a palette of makeup plastered on her face. Maybe it's just the lips that look awkward. In these pics she looks like just another Hollywood face. They all pretty much look the same anyway.
a tall girl with a short man should not wear heels - it should be a law
Katie is good peeps. Tom is gay…the scientologists will keep him straight. Come over to the dark side Tom…
Normal? Is Tom threatening to sue you? Their relationship is a complete sham.
Tom and his beard. They seem so rehearsed when they are together. They’re almost as fake as Heidi and Spencer.
What is it with Cruise and Holmes ? For one, tom Cruise is a fugly odd geezer with greasy hair and shit style, plus, he´s short, and he features horse teeth. His girl is amazingly average, looking kind of odd, too. And their offspring seriously looks screwed, must be the fugliest baby in LA. So why TF are you obsessed with these Scientolosers?
Just how the F can a toddler hardly capable of crapping his/her pants rock ? Seriously.
Re: Tom, Katie and Suri Rock!!!!!!! – What is it with Cruise and Holmes ? For one, tom Cruise is a fugly odd geezer with greasy hair and shit style, plus, he´s short, and he features horse teeth. His girl is amazingly average, looking kind of odd, too. And their offspring seriously looks screwed, must be the fugliest baby in LA. So why TF are you obsessed with these Scientolosers?
This hair is not a good look for him.
her dress looks too big, ill-fitted.
I THINK THEY ARE TOTALY CUTE TOGETHER AND I THINK IT WILL LAST SOME YEARS.
OF COURSE NOT FOREVER, I MEAN THIS IS HOLLYWOOD, NOTHING LAST FOREVER IN HOLLYWOOD HAHA
They might as well market their own logo branded line - FAKE Celebs……..what is wrong with that girl? She had a life and a career. What the fuck would she want with him? Its totally disgusting. I am skipping by all future posts about them. I don't want to think about either of them. And no Tom, I will not pay a dime to see ANY movie that you are in.
did katie get a nose job? Her nose does not look smushed as it usually does
TOM LOOKS LIKE HITLOR ONLY WITHOUT THE MUSTACHE !
Duh, Perez, didn't you know she signed a 5-year contract?
I swear he looks like scooby doo again…..
HE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD LADY WITH BLUSH IN THIS PIC I THOUGHT IT WAS KATIE POSING WITH HER MOM
What did Katie do to her nose? It's looks she had a little ps
Stop hating, haters. I'm embarrassed for you people.
IT WAS A GOOD MOVE FOR HER TO MARRY THE FREAK! - HER CAREER WASNT REALLY GOING ANY WHERE AND PROLLY WOULD OF ENDED HER POSING IN PLAYBOY LIKE OTHER FAILED ACTRESS'S HAHA I WOULDNT MINDED LOOKIN AT HER SNATCH LOL LORD IM SORRY FOR SAYING THAT HAHA NOT REALLY - BUT IT SOUNDED GOOD- ANYHOWS SHE A GOLD DIGGER AND THE SADDEST BIT AND THAT HE PROLLY KNOWS IT TOO- ANYWAYS ID STILL DO HER EVEN THO SHE GOT A MUNCHINS VOICE OH OH JOEY OH OH JOEY HAHAHA
Katie looks stunning in that dress and Tom doesn't look so bad himself.
they have a 10 year contract.
If Katie Holmes were to leave Tom Cruise, the scientologists would most certainly not allow her to have custody of Suri, and are likely to kill her. Look it up. Those people are insane and guilty of several murders down in Florida where they have one of their vacation bases. Numerous people have "committed suicide" by "falling" out of their high story windows. Poor Katie probably has to be in this thing for life, or else she will lose hers. Seriously, Google scientology. Get the real information on L. Ron Hubbard and the nut cases that still choose to follow him. It is a dangerous cult.
WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO HIS FACE??? HE LOOKS DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE TOM CRUISE … A TAD TOO MUCH BOTOX MAYBE????
Don't hate the player, hate the game ma friends.
The way I see it, they both lucked out big-time.
He's the biggest movie star on the planet and possibly the smartest and nicest, who connects with the an extremely talented and unbelievably beautiful actress.
They enjoy the heck out of eachother and have an adorable sweet child together.
It's nice to see good people in love like this.
They deserve it and I can't help but admire them.
I go to a small alt. high school and my art teacher is Katie Holmes older sister, but she never lets us talk about Katie or Tom! lame
I'm going to post my message in 2 posts since I have a lot to say, so here goes:
Tom Cruise is da man. Period.
No one in Hollywood histroy has had a career like Tom Cruise.
Let's look at a quick example of this guys star power.
When MI:3 was released the first week of May, 2006, Tom had the tabloids, for over a year, over-exposing the heck out of him and trying to paint him in the worst possible light.
I think we can all remember this as it's still happening a bit today.
So followe me here
The tabloids and parroting media, decided to call Mission Impossible III, a "flop" even though it made $400 million at the box office.
Let me say that again.
$400 million.
And God knows how much it'll make through video and television royalties.
So let's talk about this "flop" for a bit shall we.
You keep hearing how it didn't do as well as the other Mission Impossibles in the series, but here is a couple facts about this story which you have to realize that the tabloids won't tell you.
First, it was 6 full years since MI:2 and sequels do best at the box office when done within a couple years of the others and he still made out like a bandit.
Next, he did Hollywood a favor by releasing it the first week of May, instead of the heart of summer, and did it in order to extend the movie summer season to help a slumping movie industry.
Where's the gratitude?
The man is a pioneer for Christ sakes and helped turn things around financially for the industry.
Also, he opened MI:3 on a historically slow weekend.
What's interesting about that is that if you look at how MI:3 did compared to the thousands of other movies which opened on that weekend throughout the world and throughout history, well you just might notice that MI:3 is the 6th highest grossing film of all time for that particular weekend.
This "flop" was also the 7th highest grossing film for the entire 2006 season.
"Flop?"
Hardly.
With all this up against him, Tom, "da man", Cruise still pulled it off and made everyone a ton of cash including Viacom.
So the tabloids, the parrotting media, and Sumner Redstone could smoke another one.
Redstone, Tom left you, not the other way around you senile old fart.
Tom is a living legend and we'll be looking back on his work for centuries to come as we do today with other great artists from the past.
You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.
You really got to love him!
Poor Poor kkkatie, she looks like mutton done up as lamb and worse still she looks post natal. She looks terribly unhappy she never ever smiles like she use too but then again neither would i if i had to love an alien.
tom is looking less attractive each day it seems.it also doesn't help that he is a tiny man with one hell of a big ego.
who else here thinks tom cruise looks like HILTOR
!!! only WITHOUT the mustache haha
Re: guess who –
It's spelled Hilter and he's in the middle of filming a movie which is set in Nazi Germany so yeah, that might be why he has the haircut brainiac.
What's the average IQ of Perez bloggers anyway?
She's too young to be cavorting with Posh'es plastic surgeon.
Tom Cruise SUCKS!!!!!! but agree with Tyre, LOVEEEEEEEE KATIEEE……
free katie!!! free katie!!! free katie!!!
how did they ever hook up anyway? next thing i knew she was pregnant then married. i wonder what the scientologist have to say about that?