New BFF Alert!

Watch out Posh - another man is hot on your husband's ass!
David Beckham and John Mayer are friends. Who knew?!
The high-profile twosome enjoyed a nice, romantic meal together at the Chateau Marmont on Tuesday night.
Tom Cruise is gonna be SO pissed!
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what?
hahahahaha
interesting .. in a good, who really cares kinda way
Nooni piddy!!
lol, hot stuff
eh…
mmm
man, if i wasnt already having gay men fantasies, THIS would make me start. Hot. Thats all i have to say. Think Mayer is the pitcher?
FIRST
BECKHAM IS THE HOTTEST MO FO IN TOWN
FIRST!!!
hot hot hot
2nd
John Mayer doesn't look all that bad in that photo. Seriously!! He doesn't!
they're all fags anyways tommy makes me sick
First?
IM CREAMING MY PANTIES
first… becks is there in the daytime john mayer's there at night?
john mayer is so hot! i wanna just eat him up
first?
Wiiii!!!!!!
aww :]
Why does he look so weird?
why does his face look so weird?
WOW never saw that coming
what do you mean FUGS? John Mayer iS HOT……. He's blows David Beckham away….. better hair, face and overall appearance. You need to look at John's face and get your eyes off of Beckham's nuts!
THIS IS A BULLCRAP STORY! BECKS IS THERE AND ITS DAYLIGHT AND FUGS IS THERE AT NIGHT. STOP LYING PEREZ!!!
THIS IS A BULLCRAP STORY! BECKS IS THERE AND ITS DAYLIGHT AND FUGS IS THERE AT NIGHT. STOP LYING PEREZ!!!
THIS IS A BULLCRAP STORY! BECKS IS THERE AND ITS DAYLIGHT AND FUGS IS THERE AT NIGHT. STOP LYING PEREZ!!!
THIS IS A BULLCRAP STORY! BECKS IS THERE AND ITS DAYLIGHT AND FUGS IS THERE AT NIGHT. STOP LYING PEREZ!!!
On Hollywood.tv they have a video of Becks leaving Koi restaurant last night. So unless this guy eats ten meals a day…perez has his info mixed up.
PEREZ! GURL! Now you know, Tom isn't going to let David slip out from under his ball bra. I bet they will sneak "her" in the back entrance so they can do a three way. OH GROSS! TRAGIC!
Noooo, Beckham is too hot for fugs. Mayer is just practising what he learnt from the Simpson slut, follow around famous people and people might think you are one of them.
Was Minka there with John?
is becks not wearing a seatbelt?
DB is the nicest guy out there, I went to a few games, and he's always really sweet to his fans….
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John iz way too cute for
{{{{David}}}}}
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the very scary thing is: becks looks like posh in this picture
you dont know my life
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Old News Perez! These 2 have been sighted hanging out in NYC last month. They were at "The Box" awhile back.
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dear fug:
let us celebrate with spot of tea and a line of pure colombia!
pish posh,
love,
David
Beckham is bending it up his ass!!!!
Perez — keep making me laugh…. I can be so depressed and I read your site and I will be laughing out loud.
John Mayer is soooo hot!!! I'd do him over Beckham any day!
Tom is gonna be SO friggin pissed. He might have to make a special call to ZENU for back up!
Now that's funny. He's cheating on Tom Cruise already.
Imagine what a power couple they would be???
Mayer the soft artistic type
Beckham the hot and sweaty athlete lol
PERFECTION
I think they will make great babbies together. Becker 4 Life
Someone should call Annie Leibovitz to set up the post birth photo shoot. There will be a bidding war for these photos for sure.
Mayer, the ultimate star f*cker.
I think db is cheating on VB.
tom cruise is an ass who wouldn't know a good time if you showed him one…oh never mind….if it involved assless chaps and twinks yup, he'd have a good time….
Becks wants to have a good time with a cool guy and John is it….fuck, I'd do John….
The Beckhams are trying to cling on to any hollywood star at the moment. He should also be concentrating more on his soccer than being seen out and about at restaurants. Don't these fucking jerks not have a cook? bet anorexic Posh doesn't want one incase she makes her eat.
To whomever this may concern–I thought the Becks picture was in the daytime too, but you can tell that it's just the flash bouncing off that white wall in the back from other cameras. If it was in daylight, Becks and the car wouldn't look that dark, you know? 'Tis true!
JM lost a bit of my respect with the whole Jessica thing, BUT he's pretty close to perfect.
He's playing a private party at Hotel Indigo in Dallas tonight, then taping ACL in Austin tomorrow. Wish I was back in Texas.
Okay, so I've said it before… I LOVE JOHN MAYER!
Becks is lucky if he gets to hang with him on occasion. (Def NOT GAY, but eat your hearts out anyway, gayboys!)
That's NOT John Mayer, btw.
Didn't he tape Austin City Limits last month?
NO…Tom is not gonna be pissed because he arranged the meeting. Cruise wants both these guys big dicks up his ass at the same time, and they got together to figure out the best way to pleasure old bottom lovin Tommy. Very civilized don't you think?
I can't wait for the sex tape. ^_^
haha.
tom cruise is going to be mad.
your funny.
umm i'm down with a menage a trois
Actually the picture of Beck looks like Rick Solomon. Could it be? John Mayer looks totally fug.
John!!! You're soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot!!!!!!
I bet all three of the bitches (including Tom) got drunk together off cheap bagged wine and Tom decided he couldn't hang so he stuck to his usual…Fuzzy Navel wine coolers! Go girl! Go!
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh i would really like to see this bitch fight.
DJ #54…sadly, no. I was in Austin last month and I would have been there…
Tomorrow, ACL taping…6th floor of the Comm Bldg on the UT campus. can't wait to read a review!
I am a total metalhead (go American Head Charge) yet I have been sucked in by Mayer. I'll never be able to show my face in a mosh pit again….
Well, since he'll be in Austin, I wonder if he and Minka will be spending anytime together. Guess we'll have to wait and see.
Please, John is soooooooooooo, not Fug, He may not bet he most handsome man that walked the earth, but Fug, I think NOT, As a matter of fact he is pretty hot, Im gay and I would maybe do him
Oh laugh out loud! Adding the part about Tom was perfect
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COOL!
If Mayer was there with a lady, trust me whimpy would have sent her out the back alley door to fend for herself. While he waltz out the front door so he can get his picture taken, he's a weak ass who likes his star women dumb as hell.
JM could send me out the back door as often as he'd like, as long as he fucks me to death when we get home.
Did I just say that out loud?
THAT IS MY KIND OF SANDWICH! JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES ME CREAM MY JEANS! TWO VERY HOT SLICES OF BREAD !
GAY, MY ASS!
Re: Hot – Yes, you did. I agree with you. Just looking at John Mayer makes me feel dirty. Very, very dirty.
Wine me ,dine me , 69 me.
drool!
i would love to see john mayer top beck's fine ass!
both, hot, hot, hot!!!! Tom Cruise is a fucking freak!!! freak,freak,freak….. but would not pass up watching them do 3 way…… god, evn to see them naked, not tom though….. lol
Fugs is definitely bi.
If he is someone should tell that bitch because they were in Austin together.
I never had anything against JSbut this MK makes me want to puke eveytime I hear her voice.
TomKat will throw an awful fit over this public betrayal !!
Hahahhaa you're right, Minka Kelly's voice is funny….reminds me of a chipmunk! Other than that, her black hair is also fake…her original color is like blonde…this Mayer guy really likes dyed brunettes, i guess!
D.B. fucks T. C. And Victoria is a hooker from way back.
I guess hes got her fooled. Status went from cynical to loved in a day. A fucking weekend will do that. Enjoy the ride,dahlin.just dont talk.
Re: gossipwhore – Why do you have to be so catty? Seriously, give it a rest. And , how did you come upon that information ? Why are you so interested if you don't like Minka?
Yea…thought so!