Quote Of The Day

"My friends are all 22 or 24. I hang out in Camden at this bar Amy Winehouse hangs out in. I'm like a teenager and loving every minute of it. I could have given it up for a happy marriage, but I'd rather go for a drink, go dancing in Camden, listen to the Kaiser Chiefs."
- Former Mr. Liza Minnelli, David Gest






















__iphone_290.jpg)

__iphone_290.jpg)

look at that feakish face and that monkey posture, its just pure creepy!
Old guy who can't relate to his peers. Sick.
What is his job, besides looking really rough?
eeewwww
Check out his pre-historic posture! Yummm!
dude that's gross.
Could he be any creepier? Liza should be glad to be rid of him!
David, that is just sad.
This deserved an "If you are easily offended…." ….jaysus!!!!
They both need to look in the mirror. Realize that their apperance almost perfectly matches those old nazi propaganda images of Jews and get some help, work, a make over, reality check, something done.
he is so fucking creepy.
I just vomited in my mouth after reading this quote. YUCK!
Oh Dear God, how pathetic. I'm nauseated.
wut a loser get help
yikes
OMG this is the most entertaining post EVER!!! I'm seriously cackling at all the comments. I can't handle the pic or the quote! I'm now officially a fan of David Gest– this could provide months, nay years, of entertainment! MORE, DG, GIVE US MORE!!!
I shouldnt have read that.. I just ate and now I feel like throwing it all up.. GROSS.
Re: CUQ™ – Camden…a town north of London
What the fuck is wrong with this asshole's face???? He looks worse every time I see him! Some people shouldn't have plastic surgery.
The only reason those 22- and 24- year old women/men are hanging with that ol' saggy nut is because they believe that he has picked up a chunk of change ($$$) from his ex wife. He needs to cut all the surgeries because he looks a friggin mess!
BADGER ALERT!!!
who the fuck let him any where near camden town?!
Camden is most definatly full of 'individuals' but what self respecting 'individual' 22 or 24 year would want to hang around or be seen with this biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig weirdo, hes like a fat michel jackson…but not quite if you get me?!?!
He is beautiful. I do not understand this comments
and i thought you were the ugliest thing on this earth Perez……you are now a close second!!!!
CREEP
Dear David, honey….
-
Love your hair, girl. Hope you win.
-
kisses*
My Fellow Americans,
-
Having just recently ret'd from London, and being a frequent visitor there….
-
I can honestly report an amazing (very) thing:
-
DAVID GEST IS A BIG, BELOVED STAR IN THE UK. THEY FUCKING LOVE HIS ASS AND THINK HE'S A FREAKIN' RIOT.
-
It vexes me. Not just as an American….as a human being, too.
-
LOL
He's looking feeble here…. I used to work for a celebrity, and let me tell you, David Gest was the biggest fk'g pain in the ass to deal with, ever! He could be VERY funny, charming… but, a walking liar, totally wacko!
He looks like a homeless or ex-con. Who cares!
Eww. Remember when David Gest said he wanted to stick his tongue in Amy Winehouse's tooth gap and kiss the mole on her face? Bleh! Apparently this is him trying to act on that fetish by hanging out at the places she frequents. Creepy! *shiver*
In this photo we see David Gest
on the set of his new movie, Frankenstein 2010.
David plays Igor, Dr. Frankenstein's deranged assistant.
In full costume and makeup, David hams it
up for our camera.
WHAT A FUCKING FREAK SHOW!!!! OMG….HE'S A DISCRACE TO GAY PEOPLE. THAT WHOLE MARRIAGE TO LIZA….WITH LIZ TAYLOR AS MAID OF HONOR AND MICHAEL JACKSON AS BEST MAN…….REMEMBER THAT? WHAT A SHOW!!! …….I WAS WAITING FOR DR. FRANK N FURTER TO SHOW UP AND SAY, "WHY DON'T YOU COME UP TO THE LAB AND SEE WHAT I'VE GOT ON THE SLAB!" HA HA …..GET IT? ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW? THAT'S HOW I PICTURE THEIR "WEDDING"
JUS SCROLLED THE COMMENTS…CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S SO POPULAR WITH THE BRITS….THOSE REALITY SHOWS HAVE POWER….I MEAN OTHERWISE WOULD WE CARE SO MUCH ABOUT NICK AND JESSICA? BRITISH PEOPLE ARE JUST WEIRD. THEY CAN'T DANCE…EVER WATCH THE ORIGINAL BRITISH VERSION OF QUEER AS FOLK? WEIRD. THAT WAS HOT THOUGH WHEN PRINCE HARRY LICKED THAT GUY'S MAN TIT THOUGH!! HOLY FUCK!! YES, I DO BELIEVE I'D TAKE A HOP ACROSS THE POND TO HAVE A GO AT THAT YOUNG CHAP!!! YES THAT YOUNG MATE IS QUITE THE TOTTIE!!!
Exactly - he's either paying the tab or they are totally goofing on his ass. These are the kinda guys that make another night out at the bars totally hilarious. There is just too much material here.
David Gest is too old for a midlife crisis!
He needs to go back to America and settle down in a Florida retirement home.
hi im david YES your gay already !
his posture and gait is absolutely freakish. it goes perfectly with his cadaverous face
Re: Thusnelda –
thanks thusnelda i'm gonna watch that tonight
Wasn't he and Da Brat dating at one point?? LOL…losers, both of them.
mwahahahahahhahahaaa! does he wear a hallowe'en mask? amazing what bad nipping and tucking can do….hahahahahha!this is just GREAT! poor man!
Oh shit! Does this mean I'm gonna have to avoid Camden now? I mean I'd hate to come across David bloody Gest when I'm hammered. I think it'd scare the bejesus out of me & I'm not sure I could recover from a shock like that.
THE FUCKING FREAK IS SUCH A SADDO. WHY DOESN'T HE JUST GO AWAY AND LOSE ALL HIS SPRAYED ON HAIR, AND CHOKE ON HIS SILVER PLATED CHAINS. GEST IS NOT A STAR, NEVER WILL BE. HE IS NOT A FRIEND OF MICHAELJACKSON (TITO MAYBE BUT NOT MICHAL - THAT'S ALL PR BULLSHIT) HE WAS SACKED FROM ITV, HIS TV SERIES FLOPPED, HIS BOOK FLOPPED (SOLD 300 COPIES) AND WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM. STOP LEECHING OFF OTHERS, FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU SMELLY PIECE OF NO TALENT SHIT.
P.S. HE AIN'T NO STAR IN THE UK - WE HATE HIM! WY DO YOU THINK HIS TV SERIES WASCANCELLED - NO ONE WATCHED IT AND NOW NO OTHER TV COMPANY WILL EMPLOY HIM. HE WAS A ONE OFF FREAK ON THE JUNGLE SHOW AND THAT'S IT - WE LAUGHED AT HIM NOT WITH HIM! THE UK DON'T CARE IF HE WITHERS AWAY NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN….USA TAKE HIM BACK!
Two ugly, rich –ws giving –ws a bad name. Sad.
FREAKAZOID!
HA!
thats fuckin rich
david gest plays a different role to suits his audience.
post-liza he lived in hawaii and played a battered husband who couldn't survive the day without injections to his head for the immense pain caused by the ALLEGED battery he'd suffered. he carried himself like a cripple and whimpered when he spoke.
next, he tried to reinvent himself down south with a fake charity event and nonexistent celebs, resulting in another scandal.
now he's a "teenager" in london?? i hope he stays there, because he's just a NASTY old queen who pollutes everything he touches.