Showgirls Ain't Got Nothing On This Shiz!

After watching the trailer for Paris Hilton's new film, one thing is blatantly obvious. This shiz is an instant camp classic!

It's sooooo cheesy. But in a really good way.

REPO! The Genetic Opera is like Phantom on crack - and it even stars Sarah Brightman.

They must have paid her in cookies and coke!

In addition to Paris and the original Christine, the film also stars Paul Sorvino, Billy Moseley, Alexa Vega and Anthony Head.

It is soooo wonderfully camp. We've watched the trailer like five times already. We love it!

Click here to check it out.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 4:24 pm / Email this  »

    256 comments to “Showgirls Ain't Got Nothing On This Shiz!”

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    1. ballzo says – reply to this


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      Whatever movie paris is in, I'm not watching except ofcourse if it's porn.

    2. Janet T says – reply to this


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      Oh my GOD I just had to take two Excedrin to help my headache caused by that atonal music…..

    3. george says – reply to this


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      Looks dumb.

    4. Jenny says – reply to this


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      That was a joke right? I mean, this can't be a real movie… If Sarah Brightman is this hard up for cash she can come take out my trash my $10 a day if she'd like. It would be less embarrassing for her and probably a raise. It's cute people are sticking up for Michele R. on here like she isn't a cracked out whore like the rest of them. She just has less money.

    5. blanche de paris says – reply to this


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      Is it me or every one is in the wrong tune here? my ears are bleeding!

    6. perezluver says – reply to this


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      i actually think it looks like it could be pretty cool
      it's really creative - no one's done a horror film opera before
      … a musical, but not an opera

    7. what? says – reply to this


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      that is gross!and sounds ridiculous!

    8. f says – reply to this


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      Is this a joke?

    9. ragz says – reply to this


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      GILES!!!!!

    10. dave says – reply to this


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      OMG!! my new favourite fim ever!!!

    11. AliBongos says – reply to this


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      WTF?????????

    12. jacinta says – reply to this


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      Wat on earth was that????
      the phantom of the opera is a classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      how the hell could they do that????
      with sarah brightman who is so unbelievebly talented and anthony stewart head is spectacular, then paris hilton are u kiddin wit this??????????
      they should hav not done this movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      PHANTOM IS A CLASSIC
      and you DONT mess wit a classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    13. lilyruin says – reply to this


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      that looks like the best film ever.bet it wont come to south africa though for 100 years. sigh.

    14. anuerysm says – reply to this


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      love paris. she makes everything better! i was at barnes & nobles tonight & ran across her heiress boook. i browsed through it while i drank my coffee. by the time my friend called, i had yet finished it. suffice to say, i bought it. she is so genuine. absolutely adore her in every way!

    15. rhy3 says – reply to this


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      interesting.

    16. sauvage says – reply to this


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      This must be one of the worst movies ever made.

    17. horrendous says – reply to this


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      are you people mad? i have one word: evanesence

      but in a really bad way

    18. blue gal says – reply to this


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      i actually liked it! it was very brave of the actors to work on such an avant garde movie, singing will bathing in blonde and all that shit! i think it's going to be a cult classic like the rocky horror picture show =)

    19. FUCKING PATHETIC says – reply to this


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      Who the fuck would pay to see that? WHO would have PAID to make that shit?? TOTALLY PATHETIC

    20. Get a life -LOSER says – reply to this


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      Re: Lexy

      What the F???? is your problem LEXY, I am finding it highly amusing you are so defensive of that dumbass trailer. By the way..most people who like musicals HATE horror films so NO - sorry 'NO CLASSIC for you'

    21. T says – reply to this


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      That was bad, really bad…

    22. Sachsa says – reply to this


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      OWWWWW…MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!! THEY'RE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    23. fefa says – reply to this


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      dude, wth was that?
      and where is paris in that trailer?

      she should stick to porn.

    24. kourtney says – reply to this


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      Alexa Vega can NOT sing.. yikes..

    25. Nicole says – reply to this


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      No amount of shameless promotion can make me like Paris's terrible terrible acting.

    26. chicketieboo says – reply to this


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      I agree. I don't know how people can disagree on campy, because there really is a strict definition of what is considered camp and what isn't.

      I hate parasite, but I'm not going to completely rule this out as a terrible movie because one person may or may not suck in it. Personal feelings aside I REALLY want to see it now that I SAW the trailer, before I thought it looked and sounded like shit.

      on another note, ANTHONY STEWART HEAD where have you been all my life?! he's a total gilf in my books. Ever since the buffy musical I have a tender spot for him. And sarah brightman is a goddess! Phantom Original soundtrack is my top favourite of all time, and has been for over 15 years.

    27. disphunkshunale says – reply to this


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      I love how some of you get so offended when someone doesn't agree with your opinion. You don't like it, okay. You don't like parasite? fair enough. But going into explicit detail about how this movie is going to suck and anyone who likes it is a loser/retard or is pathetic, is a bit much, don't y'all think?

    28. Kim says – reply to this


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      come on guys, it wasn't that bad. It kinda looks interesting to me.

    29. Puppy Fan says – reply to this


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      Re: mega

      The REAL star of this show is Nivek Ogre of Skinny Puppy, one of the most influential and uncredited bands to come out of the 80's. Without SP there never would have been a Nine Inch Nails or Marilyn Manson as well as many techno and "Nu-" bands.

    30. Puppy Fan says – reply to this


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      Re: Get a life -LOSER

      Well if everyone had your attitude there would never be Innovation. I bet your like the idea of segregation and only eat white bread with Mayo right……
      Evolve dude….

    31. F YOU says – reply to this


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      Some of you people are pathetic. First of all, who cares if you are horrified by how "bad" this movie looks. Just say you arent interested. There is no need to go into great detail about how you hate Paris Hilton. I dont think she really gives a shit because she could own all of your asses with the buttloads of money she has. You all are pathetic whiny losers. Get over yourselves and grow up. And as for talking shit about Perez, if you dont like him, DONT FUCKING COME TO THIS WEBSITE. You people are sad. Perez can do whatever the fuck he wants and say whatever the fuck he wants and the reason why he has become so famous is because of fucks like you that come to his website to talk shit!!! You should thank yourselves for putting money in his pocket. Pathetic. Pathetic. Pathetic. Grow the fuck up!

    32. km says – reply to this


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      anuerysm—- you are obviously retarted, at least Perez is getting paid and invited to parties to praise Paris, you go to Barnes and Noble and actually chooses to read Paris's book. With all the books in there you choose that is enough enough said, i bet you have NO idea what is going on in the world outside of LA, and you probably think they hills are real right?????
      Re: anuerysm

    33. celia says – reply to this


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      got off her shit. that movie is going to suck. we all know she gives you all the best gossip perez, but you don't have to rock that pussy so hard. ill

    34. mandy says – reply to this


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      why Giles, why???

    35. Charities Paris?? says – reply to this


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      I thought Paris was supposed to be out doing cancer, Aids, MS charities, and etc. See, I told you that wouldn't last long! Money is SO much MORE important! I REFUSE to support ANYTHING with Paris' name attached to it! BOYCOTT THIS SHIT! Let's show her!!

      WE have the power! BOYCOTT THIS SHIT! Wait till it comes out on cable, at least!

    36. elle says – reply to this


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      saying that the REPO! The Genetic Opera is like Phantom on crack was truly in place :D :D:D:D lmao Paris is the perfect person for sexual shiz like this

    37. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Hilarious!

    38. Hank Schmankenlicker says – reply to this


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      It would not surprise me if this movie was successful and Paris went on to become a famous and beloved movie star like billy brad pitt. Oh ya, and not to forget also a successful and respected singing career on the side. If all this comes to be, and it probably will, I can only hope that global warming will melt this planet into a big ball of hot goo and then eventually cool down and start over again and hopefully get it right the next time around.

    39. Emma says – reply to this


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      Are you people retarted! This movie looks Awesome, and Paris is not the only person in the movie! Sarah Brightman is in it, she has an amazing voice and is THE best person in the world. I can't believe that people will actually dismiss something only because someone that they don't like is in it. It's new and smart, and not a typical stupid Hollywood movie. So get over yourselves!!!!!!

    40. Chad says – reply to this


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      This movie looks Awesome, and Paris is not the only person in the movie! Sarah Brightman is in it, she has an amazing voice and is THE best person in the world

    41. Chad says – reply to this


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      oh my god i'm so excited!!!!!!

    42. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Is that Dani Filth? What the fuck? So his trolling onstage with COF wasn't bad enough? Oh lord. This looks like absolute shit.. but if that is him, I'm so watching it for the joke factor.

    43. Emma says – reply to this


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      Hey Chad you just copied exactly what I said lol. But yah you people just focus on the bad

    44. Rae says – reply to this


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      The Phantom meets Rent meets Sweeny Todd meets Buffy meets a Mechanic's Garage meets Oscar the Grouch meets that Marilyn Manson video where he rolls around in blood doing the deed meets what I imagine an average Saturday night for Britney Spears is meets a sword shop meets funny as hell masks that light up in the eyes and set off giggles meets the inside of my ear meets the drain…and down it goes

    45. little odessa says – reply to this


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      YO
      you need to take your fucking slimey lips off paris pussy perez.I thought you where a fab gay boy ?Please tell why the hell you keep kissing paris is ass then.She wasnt borne a male was she.This is just plain old fucking terrible.Dont try to make it out like it has some sort of trashy pulp factor going for it.Its just plain old bad straight to dvd and then to the trash bad.And please stop fucking praising that sorry little girl (for some enlightenment on paris please read the article about her in vanity fair ,where the do have class ).

    46. Lucy says – reply to this


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      Sarah Brightman, a good voice, but makes cheesy artistic decisions. I'm not even going to comment on Paris but if she's an actress my dog is the dictator of the world.

    47. misconduckt says – reply to this


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      WE LOVE IT!! WE LOVE IT!! Gross me out why dont you…I can see you flapping your arms like an autistic human and creaming your jeans …..coz you so want to be that herpes ho Paris Smelltone

    48. redsnapper says – reply to this


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      are you fucking kidding me.. i'd rather get shot in the face than watch this bullshit.. ughh.. fuck musicals.. fuck the hiltons.. .

      perez how much did pissface hilton pay you to blog about how much you liked this pile of shit??

      it was vomit.. .

    49. Drew says – reply to this


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      Oh. My. Lord. i'm so embarassed

    50. vix says – reply to this


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      It's not often I say this but I'm on ur side Perez- it is like Phantom on crack- fucking amazing lol. ppl who like musicals/horror etc i reckon will love this.
      I'm not a Paris fan but I didn't think she was too bad in the trailor- she's playing herself really so how wrong can you go? Sarah Brightman sounds and looks amazing though, I reckon she's gonna steal the show…

    51. what??! says – reply to this


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      #137 - Victoria says – reply to this

      This looks very cute and campy. I am looking forward to seeing it. I love musicals anyway!! I like Paris…why so many stupid haters?..jealous much?

      - to the above poster, what is it with Paris Hilton lovers, the only thing they ever say to people that have no respext for this whore (that degraded herself to find fame) is that they are jealous of her? i just cant comprehend why someone would be jealous of a herpes infested chic thats slept with 100's of mostly ugly guys, to get famous. Theres so many beautiful smart and well respected women in hollywood why would anyone choose paris to be jealous of! Haha

    52. you call that entertainment says – reply to this


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      horrible…

    53. Janine says – reply to this


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      Perez- stop sucking on Paris' dickclit because you have stolen her name and you are afraid she will sue you. No one really wants to see this bullshit, what a waste of money.

    54. Katie says – reply to this


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      oooohhhh! Me likey. =)

    55. el tee says – reply to this


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      Oh man, this movie looks absolutely spectacular in the cheesiest way. And for the true horror afficianados, it doesn't take a genius to see the obvious Argento and Bava influences.

      Nice.

    56. Steve says – reply to this


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      aww i love paris. i rekon this movie would be good. quirky and spooky. it might look like something you'd make as ur yr 12 media assignment. it would be good. cant wait

      plus. be nice to paris. she's a good girl

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