Get Ready, Here Comes Momma Lohan!
Whether you like it or not, Dina Lohan is coming to TV.
And we can't wait!
Must-watch trainwreck television, it promises to be. We need another Hey Paula, don't U?
We wanna see the real Dina. They dirty Dina. We'll probably get some sugar-coated bullshit, but if she wants a hit - she's gotta show the shit.
"There are so many misconceptions about me and my family. I’m setting the record straight," Dina tells People.
And, yes, Lindsay will be making a cameo or two, says Orange Oprah.
“Lindsay is a family member and will lend a helping hand if [little sister] Ali asks her, when she’s in the recording studio," she shares.
Judging by Dina's pitch, though, the show promises to be a snoozefest.
"It’s about empowering women to be successful single mothers," she pontificates. "About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood. It’s about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids’ dreams. Working is my sole source of income. It won’t just be following my family around like other shows. It’ll show me cultivating careers, going to soccer practice. I’m a big supporter of domestic violence charities, so they’ll show that. Then they’ll show [”my son”] Cody at soccer practice. Ali going to school and in the studio. It’ll encompass everything. You’ll see me having five business meetings in the city."
Sounds like a recipe for disaster!
They better have Michael Lohan on the show too!
Dina and her clan start taping next week in Long Island and NYC. The show will air on E!
"We want it just to be real," she concludes. "It’s okay if it’s not as crazy as the tabloids make it."
It better be crazy!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
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ALL LOHANS ARE STUPID!
first! dina sucks!
1st?
Whore
First
ho bo
first… please?????????
TOP TEN KIRSTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn! Does everyone have to get their own reality show? This is ridiculous, but okay I'll probably watch. Her son Cody looks like he might turn out decent, he's cute.
Trailor Trash has taken over the world.
sounds really exciting I can't wait!!!
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR NOT HAVING ANY STORIES ABOUT YOURSELF HERE TODAY.
again kirsten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1st
BUY BLACKOUT OCT 30TH!!!!!!!! THE ALBUM IS AMAZING!!!!
omg goldigger
#1
1st!!!
What a fucking idiot!
KIRSTEN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's like a friggin oompa loompa 1st!!!
Re: b – shut up
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, this is going to be HORRIBLE (and I just might tune in once)
hater
Ahahahahaha
Britney is the future Dina
I'm telling you right now.
They just dont know what to do anymore on Reality Tv.
yayayyyy i heart perezzz
What an ASW.
NOT first! i have no idea what happened but dina lohan is a skank.
second….
I hope they show her doing BLOW…he he he.. Like a real soccermom.
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UGH! Stay off Long Island, no one wants your frikkin drama!!!
She looks like trash.
Is she KIDDING?
This woman belongs in JAIL.
Didn't this woman learn anything from her first child being in and out of rehab THREE times!?! Keep the kids out of the spotlight….! Protect them from the media. How unfortunately gross she is.
I would rather slide down a flag pole embedded with razor blades than watch this! The show will be just as disgusting!
Way to encourage the mental health of your children fame whore!
What a dumb bitch. I hope nobody watches it and she realizes that nobody cares! She is a horrible mother, and she isn't convincing anyone otherwise!
Wait a minute? Dina is considered a "successful" single mother? Oh helllll to the no! Homegirl's kid just got out of her 3rd stint in rehab after being chased down by the LAPD. I pray that there is a better celeb single mom out there. Otherwise, this world is in big trouble.
Re: Leah – lol why because i'm telling the truth?
Michael's an attention whoring ex-con
Dina's an attention whoring ex-wife/stay at home mom
Lindsay's a druggie and has an IQ of 3. 3's actually high for someone like her.
Ali's an attention whoring teen who should eat more and go to school rather than envy her mom and sister.
Cody… well, we'll see about him. he doesn't have that many positive influences now does he?
so until you tell me something that's respectable about them, never again tell me to shut up.
this is ridiculous. Lindsay is slowly sliding to the D list and this reality show is gonna be a big shove even further down the list.
SHE LOOKS LIKE LINDS LINDS LOOKS HER MOMS AGE WASHED UP LOOKING
DINA YOU SUCK
BRING BACK THE GOTTI'S E TELEVISION
PEOPLE GO to VENTARAMA BLOG AND SEND IN YOUR 25 BUCKS NOW! (We sent 100.00 ) they ALWAYS HELP US ANYTIME WE ASK THEM SOMETHING!
SUPPORT OURS 1st! USE PAYPAL
PEOPLE GO to VENTARAMA BLOG AND SEND IN YOUR 25 BUCKS NOW! (We sent 100.00 ) they ALWAYS HELP US ANYTIME WE ASK THEM SOMETHING!
SUPPORT OURS 1st! USE PAYPAL
PEOPLE GO to VENTARAMA BLOG AND SEND IN YOUR 25 BUCKS NOW! (We sent 100.00 ) they ALWAYS HELP US ANYTIME WE ASK THEM SOMETHING!
SUPPORT OURS 1st! USE PAYPAL
PEOPLE GO to VENTARAMA BLOG AND SEND IN YOUR 25 BUCKS NOW! (We sent 100.00 ) they ALWAYS HELP US ANYTIME WE ASK THEM SOMETHING!
SUPPORT OURS 1st! USE PAYPAL
PEOPLE GO to VENTARAMA BLOG AND SEND IN YOUR 25 BUCKS NOW! (We sent 100.00 ) they ALWAYS HELP US ANYTIME WE ASK THEM SOMETHING!
SUPPORT OURS 1st! USE PAYPAL
PEOPLE GO to VENTARAMA BLOG AND SEND IN YOUR 25 BUCKS NOW! (We sent 100.00 ) they ALWAYS HELP US ANYTIME WE ASK THEM SOMETHING!
SUPPORT OURS 1st! USE PAYPAL
PEOPLE GO to VENTARAMA BLOG AND SEND IN YOUR 25 BUCKS NOW! (We sent 100.00 ) they ALWAYS HELP US ANYTIME WE ASK THEM SOMETHING!
SUPPORT OURS 1st! USE PAYPAL
i hope she realizes people are only going to watch this to see what an asshole she is. she is such trash. her kids are losers.
She was hilarious on that interview on metrovelvet.com
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Another media whore.
check that out
THANKS FOR THE WARNING, NOTE TO SELF WATCH PAINT DRY ON THAT DAY
She can't seriously consider herself a Succesful single mother, now can she? She thinks she has the right to tell America how to raise their children? The woman has confirmed doing Cocaine with Lindsay, and she doesn't work. She mooches off of Lindsay (who's going broke!, and that's a good thing. I hate the cunt!) This entire family is dilusional!
i like boobies. I'm first you bitches, 1st, 1st, 1st! I get the boobies. I get to suck on the boobies and get their milky goodness. 1st!
Holy crap that's hilarious. Re: kirsten –
Boycott this shit. What is up with E!? They have that Kardashian Show, this, and are rumored to be courting Larry Sue Birkhead. I will never watch that channel again.
i WILL WATCH THE FIRST SHOW JUST TO SEE WHO ARE THE SPONSERS AND THEN I WILL NEVER BUY THEIR PRODUCT. NEVER AGAIN. THEY WANT TO PAY FOR THIS WHORE TO BE ON T.V.? NOT WITH MY MONEY, YOU WON'T.
"Working is my sole source of income". Huh? What the hell IS her job? Whoring out her daughter?????
BOOOOOOOOOOOORINNNNNNG.
But you know I'll watch. Just so I can make fun of it.
It's ON Long Island, not IN Long Island. And God I hope this fails, wait, of course it will. She seems as interesting as watching paint dry. These are the kind of crappy trash, like the baldwins, that give the island a bad rep. But then they are from the south shore.
I'm totally watching that so I can laugh at Dina
you are not well my friend… trying too bee famous on the costs of others…. by the way…wheres Britney??? And stop saying your addicted 2 Brit and her scandals…Thats just your way off making money off the celebrities! Try writing some REAL jurnalism for once…This site and all its readers sucks! But good job Perez…. I give u credit fore that! It would though have been great if you yourself had any talent or gifts, and did not depend on any other 2 make your fame… But enjoy it while you can…. nobody will remember u in one year!
We need another 'What Perez Sez' Don't you mean?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We need another 'What Perez Sez' Don't you mean?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We need another 'What Perez Sez' Don't you mean?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We need another 'What Perez Sez' Don't you mean?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We need another 'What Perez Sez' Don't you mean?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We need another 'What Perez Sez' Don't you mean?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We need another 'What Perez Sez' Don't you mean?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She's not an enabler! Lindsay is an adult and should be held responsible for her own actions.
She's a MILF and I'm a STRAIGHT REPUBLICAN Top with no Sh*t on his D*ck..lol Just kidding. REPUGS ARE SICKENING..LOL
Place your bets…I think it'll tank after the first show.
"About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood" she says. What a fucking joke! First of all, she's NOT in the limelight. Nobody wants to know about her, She constantly thrusts herself in front of us as if we really care. Secondly, she has compromised everything as a mother… the prrof is in the pudding (Lindsay). Had she been a mother, she would have protected her daughter and guided her. Instead she is a self absorbed pompous blowhole who has possibly ruined her daughter. Does anyone read back to her, her own ramblings? She needs somebody to help guide her! What a asshole!
GET ME OUT OF HERE!
will it show them all in the bathroom blowing lines?
What a leech! Quit pimping out your kids, Dina!!! Haven't you learned from your oldest child having to go to rehab??? And I'm sorry, but I don't buy the "fulfilling your kids dreams" and "cultivating careers" crap either. Being famous was YOUR dream and you couldn't hack it. We see through your BS and all know that you are a loser stage mom. AND SHAME ON YOU FOR PARTYING WITH YOUR DAUGHTER WHEN SHE WAS UNDER AGE! Go get a real job and learn how to be a mother! I don't want to watch your show.
First of all, Dina is not a "successful" single mother. Success is when you're a mother and you party with your addict daughter and make public excuses for her over & over again??? (Oh, she's just a young person…that's what young people do…she's suffering exaughstion)
* Who is SHE to be the example of a successful mother???
* "Being in the limelight without compromising motherhood"????? ROTFLMAO!
* "Working is my sole source of income" - So it is for me & just about everyone in the world!!! Dumb-ass.
We don't need a reality show for Dina to "set the record straight". Straight, good living will be the proof in the pudding of how they live their lives.
Grow up, Dina! You're so desparate for any limelight, any attention that it is so unbecomming. And be age-appropriate. Anyways, that FAKE, orange tan, and too long (FAKE) blonde hair is just not attractive on someone your age. It does not look at all classy. Dina would look much better in a shorter, chic bob and definitley less tanning. And clothes that are elegant, not tight & teenagery.
Either class it up, Dina and stay on the down-low (you are NOT the talent in the family) or go back to Long Island and keep rockin' your too-long hair, your orange tan and Lee Press-On nail look you got goin'.
What a leech! Quit pimping out your kids, Dina!!! Haven't you learned from your oldest child having to go to rehab??? And I'm sorry, but I don't buy the "fulfilling your kids dreams" and "cultivating careers" crap either. Being famous was YOUR dream and you couldn't hack it. We see through your BS and all know that you are a loser stage mom. AND SHAME ON YOU FOR PARTYING WITH YOUR DAUGHTER WHEN SHE WAS UNDER AGE! Go get a real job and learn how to be a mother! I don't want to watch your show.
total skank! she's way too late.
I don't want to see her horse face on my television.
She is an embarassment.
Her daughter is a fucking mess.
Dina Lohan needs to step OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT and go back to being a MOTHER.
But Dina is a frustrated wanna be star herself, who now rides the coat tails of her daughter to parties, premieres, etc.
Its sad when parents, with their own shattered dreams of fame, use their children to get as close as they can to fame and fortune.
You need help Dina. No wonder your daughter is so fucked up in the head.
I am thinking that the terrorists might be right.
E! network is sinking to new levels of trash! I am so sick of all the Lohan-drama. Who really gives a crap about any of them. Maybe this will be a cautionary tale about what not to do as a parent. I can't wait to see how they cover it on The Soup.
her oldest son goes to my college, he's an asshole, but relatively normal- something i can imagine would be hard with a crackwhore of a mom like her
Ya, I wish that as a single mom I could live off of pimping one of my kids for millions.
Ya, a normal day in the recording studio, shucks
Oh Lord…..What Next?????????????
YIKES. If Lindsay's career wasn't over before, it may be now. Her mother's constant involvement and need for attention is clearly bad for LL's image and career. For the past few years, LL has been trying to come across as a strong, mature woman… when she is still very young; she tried to be a sex symbol at too young of an age, all while her Mommy is always making statements to the media about her, usually in defense of her character. It's unhealthy and messy and while the public may be interested in that kind of thing, they will not at the same time respect LL as a serious actress. Women in particular are no longer a strong part of her fan base and that can be devastating to a young actress's career.
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I'd fuck here… She is a milf with cash! Does she do coke.. ? I hope so… I'd let her do a line off my cock while Lindsey watches with drool and sniffles…lol
she's a successful single mother??????? you're kidding right????? because your daughter makes a ton of money? nope…i have three hard working kids who lost their dad 8 years ago — they are honor roll students who do volunteer work and are saving up for their cars in a few years. Dina, come talk to me about being a HARD WORKING single mother who raises respectable kids.
I'd fuck her… She is a milf with cash! Does she do coke.. ? I hope so… I'd let her do a line off my cock while Lindsey watches with drool and sniffles…lol
She is disgusting. She only sees her daughter as her meal-ticket and coke connection. Nothing else. Why would anyone wan't to watch this trashy whore's tv show? Please, people, boycott it in droves. She makes me sick.
Shit…. She is hot for her age!!!! Hell!!! Crack Momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd fuc her!.. She's a milf with cash… I hope she does coke the fun we could have…
she ruined her daughter and is only looking to ride on the success of her children she is a horrible example or maybe a perfect example of what not to do
Who in the fuck would watch this shit fest. What a fucking travesty.
Dinah Lohan and Lynn Spears should confess how they let Hollywood Big Hitters molest and exploit their little girls for the price of fame. Now that would sell. Everyone loves a story of victims and what they are willing to go through for fame.
~GAAG ME~
Are you fucking me? The sad part is that their is a market for this bull shit TV. Who in the fuck watches this crap?
When will this horrible coke addict "PAAARTY MOM" go away?? When will the media just black her out?? She wants the world to think she is just an average Soccer Mom..please..all she has ever done is live through her kids and we see how her wonderful parenting helped Lindsey…Now we can watch the other kids go down the tubes as she destroys the rest of her kids…Dina, I saw you at The Delano, you coke head. Remember Prive? remember your lovely daughter being rushed to Mt Sinai for "exhaustion" in Miami?? Your a fucking washed out old hag. The world needs to stop writing about you. Your sickening.
Another sad day to be an American. No wonder other nations laugh at us and despise us. Any ignorant fukkup can be famous here. Talent not required.
This sounds frightening dull and dreary. No wonder lindsay's last movie roles were a mess if Mom was helping to chose them.
No one cares about her. Hopefully this will be the lowest rated television show in the history of TV, and she will just go away.
MILF alert….I would totally eat that pussy for days.
Saw a ring girl who looks just like her on sexytimetv.com
FIRST!
What will be more interesting is what low lifes will show up for this shitfest to be in the studio audience.
First! What exatly does FIRST mean???? LOL
Everyone should watch so they know what NOT to do for their children … she almost ruined her daughter's life and was so busy promoting herself that she wasn't even there for Lindsay… she is an embaressment to motherhood..
ugh.pleeese tell me no. I am atill pissed about the HILLS…..thanks
oh goddd.
does mama lohan realize she's not 19? when is she going to look more age appropriate. she could pass as lindsay's older sister.
so gross.
i can't wait to watch the show and hate it
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100 ? Yes…no? Aww what the Eff ?