"I Really Wanna Be Like Amy Winehouse"

We knew there was something extremely odd about this!
A Perezcious reader just wrote in with a very peculiar SIGHting of David Gest at Amy Winehouse's favorite bar.
He says:
"Hey Perez,
I went to the Hawley Arms in Camden last thursday and ran into David Gest. It was definitely strange and even stranger that that he was surrounded by about 7 or 8 extremely gorgeous guys - and one really annoying girl. But it all became clearer when they kept running off into the single stall bathroom. Anyway, couldn't resist asking him for a picture - defo a very, very, friendly guy - but very bizarre. The girl chatted with me for about 10 min - had no idea what she was talking about but all of a sudden she realized that i wasn't david gest. then she continued her mission to find some more coke.
anyway, after seeing your post and David's quote, I really had to send you an email because I think I was there that night. I do go there quite a bit and never saw him there before. So, I've attached the pic."
Now we know why David and Liza had so much in common!
















































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david gest is sooooo creepy!!!!
Haha
OMG FINALLY I'M Firsttttttttttttt after sooooo long
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:DD:D and yeah he is sooo weird looking
duh you originally posted the reader's face!!!!!!!
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He looks just like that backstreet boy–A.J. MClean!! or whatever his name is
first?
so why do you people like "perez" ? hes disgusting, ugly, FAT, and looks like he smells REALLY bad…
gross.
People seriously, get off the COKE!
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first
by the way–notice I didn't leave that moronic first you idiots do!
did anybody notice the guys face was there a minute ago, and he was very good looking might i add! but now it's gone. thats for the better. he asked u not to show his picture!!
ewww
first
HAHA! that's too funny. i just finished writing a post about how shitteous it was to ignore his request to not have both his pic And his comment on here - n then he's suddenly blanked out… a bit late though no? I saw him. and i Know i'm not the only one without a life who checks this 500 times a day…
FIRST HAHAH
Surprise, Surprise… Liza got the Judy curse… she loves gay man and lots of pills. And no surprise Gest would need massive amounts of blow to erase the memories of having to do the nasty with Liza when he clearly likes the young, tighter asses.
Creepy…
FIRST!
weird..
at first i thought i WAS amy
i TOTALLY SAW HIS FACE PEREZ U WERE A BIT LATE TO BLOCK IT OUT
huh?
his face looks like a face lift gone wrong!!!
eeeek! lol
HE HAS GAY FACE TO
DUDE YOU FORGOT TO BLANK OUT HIS FACE I SAWIT HAHAH
wowser
Weird…
weirdddd…
I was going to say, you better block out his face or something! Glad I saw the picture before you hid his face:P
I don't care. I really like David Gest
He's funny.
Well, you totally screwed that guy, he face was not blocked out on the main page. Although, he is very cute and I don't tink he has to worry about getting in the club. David Quest is just a big asshole, to be his age and hanging out with teenagers is just pathetic. Liza must be thanking her lucky stars that she dumped this big loser!!
How is this a surprise? Most actors and muscians do coke, this is nothing new! Go to any club where they hang out and peak in the bathroom or VIP room.
way to show his face dumbass
aw…why did you block out his face now??? you should've left it how it was earlier. even though he might be gay he was still pretty cute!
EXCUSE ME MISTER BUT WHAT THE FUCK WE DONT WANT TO READ ABOUT THIS FUCKIN TALENTLESS BONERSUCKER HASBEEN ANYMORE SO STOP POSTIN ABOUT THIS UGLY WOMAN WHO LOOK-LIKE-A-TURD
DO YOU PEOPLE NOT REALIZE WHAT LOSERS YOU ARE TO BE "FIRST", GET A LIFE YOU IDIOTS…….WHAT, YOU LOOKIN' FOR A PRIZE BEING "FIRST"? PEREZ….BROTHER, YOU REALLY DO LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN NEED OF A LONG SHOWER…….JUST SAYIN'
the boy is fucking hot, hell I'd do him in the single stall bathroom
Anyone else see the strong resemblance between David Gest & Vincent Minelli ?
Liza must have a thing for her father, who was also a well known cocksucker like David
Just because David Guest was on Celeb Big Bro in the UK does not mean he was given an open invite to stay here!!!! GO BACK TO THE US DAVID! Oh–take Courtney Love with you while you're at it.
He reminds me of Katie Reese's bf on Pageant Place.
this is great stuff…i want more.. i thougt i saw him on never mind the bollocks a couple of months ago and was wondering what he was doing there, but from the comments i understand he's some sort of celebrity in the uk. weird.
by the way i think there's nothing wrong being friends with younger people. i'm in my thirties and i have friends in their fifties and in their twenties
DAVID GEST IS THE SHIT. FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD
EWE! I'd bitch slap him if he came anywhere near me! GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!GROSS!!!
DAVID GUEST IS A BIG PERVE…….IN THE MIDST OF A MAJOR MIDLIFE CRISIS……..HE REALIZES NOW THAT HE WATSED SO MUCH OF HIS LIFE BEING IN THE CLOSET…….SO NOW ITS HIS LAST HURRAHHHHH AND HE IS CRAZY FOR DRUGS AND BOY COCK.
PATHETIC!
Has his nose doubled in size?
Yuck. YUCK! Just looking at his face is fucking embarrassing. THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO CREEPY UNCLE DAVE: I DOUBT AMY WINEHOUSE WANTS OR NEEDS A "FRIEND" LIKE YOU. ALL YOUR 20 SOMETHING "FRIENDS" ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU SUPPLY THEM WITH FAT RAILS OF GARY GLITTER THAT YOU PROBABLY HAVE THEM SNORT OFF YOUR SHINY, TIGHT AS A HEALED SCAR MONSTER FACE. ITS OBVIOUS YOU HAVE NO DIGNITY. YOU ARE A BOTTOM FEEDER. HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW THAT THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT? PEOPLE ARE TREATING YOU EXACTLY LIKE YOU TREATED LIZA. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FREAKISH FUCKING NOVELTY TO THESE KIDS AND NOTHING MORE.
So it comes as a shock that a famous closet case is hanging out in clubs trying to trick with twinks and hustlers by plying them with drugs and alcohol? I believe this practice dates back to the stone-age. Which is interesting, because Gest looks like a drop-out from the cast of Caveman.
To bad you had to block his face Perez, he was hot!!!
Why is there a picture of a Maori mask accompanying this article?
#33 - Heart Perez says – reply to this
I don’t care. I really like David Gest
He’s funny.
Yeah, maybe . . . but not funny in a "ha ha" sort of way. Funny like a disturbed clown in a fever induced nightmare kind of way.
forget the coke, what was david gest doing in camden?!
he should be at home applying some more eyeshadow to his ever receding hairline and polishing his crucifixes.
He looks like an image you're likely to see in front of the fun mirror at a theme park. Can you please stop subjecting us to pics of him, even if he is gay, he's a disturbing example, he looks lke someone Michael Jackson might like to be friends with.
David looks like Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show. Small head and those beady, puffy Jabba the Hutt like eyes
I first saw this pic and thought, "God he needs plastic surgery". But I think this is him after the surgery. He is easily one of the worst looking people I have ever seen.