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The blackout is over!

We have seen the light and realized something very important: Britney Spears makes life better.

This past week, we didn't mention the Britster a single time. Not once. It was painful. We didn't think we could do it. But we did. And we're never doing it again!

Life without Britney is sad and grey. She brings trashtastic technicolor brilliance to our normal by comparison life.

The frequent and habitual drug user was in rare form on Friday.

Spears showed up to court for her scheduled custody hearing and it was a DISASTER.

She had "frequent bathroom trips." Three to be exact.

She even managed to change her hair and sunglasses during a break. Such a diva. Rocking a new look during court!

Though reporters were not allowed inside the courtroom, things must not have gone well for Brit Brit. She was seen crying and speeding away from the courthouse, almost hitting a bus.

The court-appointed parenting coach submitted a report to the judge which basically spelled it out for him: U-N-F-I-T-N-E-Y. Spears ignored her kids. Ignored the parenting coach. Ignored all logic and reason.

The highlight of the day, easily, had to be when asked by reporters how she was doing, Britney responded by saying, "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!"

Yes, she really said SNORT it. In front of reporters from Extra and Us Weekly.

The judge hasn't made his ruling yet. He heard all the evidence and said we can snort expect a decision on Monday or Tuesday.

Brit Brit and her lawyer were asking for 50/50 joint custody.

Ain't no way THAT'S gonna happen! It sure as hell better not!

Don't U agree?????

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458 comments to “"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!"”

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  1. Tonygirl says – reply to this


    101

    She is who she is. Love to hate her or hate to love her!! I am in the latter!!!

    XOXO

  2. Party time! says – reply to this


    102

    Maybe she'll OD tonight?

  3. foooo says – reply to this


    103

    I'm surprised unfitney hillbilly spears is even trying to get her kids back. She needs help with her toxic brain… MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

    Kfed FTW!

  4. bobdman says – reply to this


    104

    Yeeeaaaaaaaaa. Perez IS teachable.

  5. JOSH says – reply to this


    105

    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIRTNEY SHOULD GET 50/50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. jacqueline says – reply to this


    106

    oh well…this spoiled girl has learned nothing, will continue to allow her emotions to run wild as she pleases, she doesnt care

    THATS OK, SHE'LL JUST GOT GET SOME MORE JUNK INJECTED INTO YOUR FACE…SHE'LL BE JUST FINE.

  7. brad says – reply to this


    107

    Britney is TOTALLY going to win a Flamingo Award for celebrity trainwreck of the year!!

  8. Chicky says – reply to this


    108

    She looks odd in this picture. I, for one, just got back from a vaction in portugal and only the very elderly women still wear a mustache like that. In any case, this is so sad because clearly this girl is crying out for help. WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD, cant someone help her before it's too late and she PUTS OUT ANOTHER RECORD.

  9. jizelle says – reply to this


    109

    i agree. life without britney IS so terribly sad and gray. i love hearing about her. please don't deprive us again. britney is phenom. but more importantly, ph is phenom. LOVE YOU, perez!!!!

  10. Hilarious says – reply to this


    110

    Re: Nicole – Nicole, now that comment is absolutely hilarious. I loved it.

  11. SHITNEY FOR PRES says – reply to this


    111

    * *
    * *
    * *
    VAGINA LIPS SHITNEY UNFITNEY SPEARS IS A NASTY SKANKY FUCK WHO DOESNT DESERVE TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR HER CHILDREN. I HOPE K FED TAKES THE CHILDREN FOR GOOD.

  12. ha ha ha ha ha ha says – reply to this


    112

    I LOVE me some Britney! I was going through withdrawal when you didn't post about her. Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it. A day without Britney is like a day without SUNSHINE! LMAOROTF :)

  13. Rammy says – reply to this


    113

    HAHAHA dumb bitch, but that is sooooo my new quote. ha

  14. Danford says – reply to this


    114

    OMG THANK GOD U MENTIONED HER YOUR SITE WAS GETTING SOOOOOOOOOO BORING. I was honestly just not gonna go to your site anymore because its just too boring without Britney, sorry but that's the sad trip. I honestly feel bad for her she has to be going through a lot to get to that point.

  15. vanessaRaCHELlE says – reply to this


    115

    umM oK PEREZ!! WELL SHE DID HAVE A GOOD DAY IN COURT MAYBE SHE WAS CRYING BECAUSE SHE WAS LETTING THE JUDGE SEE SHE DOES CARE ABOUT HER KIDS…THE JUDGE \LET HER HAVE HER VISITATIONS BACK… WELL HER OVER NITE STAYS….AND IT WAS ALSO REPORTED THAT SHE NEVER SAID EAT IT SNORT IT..WHATEVER>I WONT BELIEVE THAT ONE TIL I HEAR IT FOR MYSELF…..I GUESS SENCE ITS NOW 6:30 WE WILL ALL SEE IF THATS REALLY TRUE WHEN E.T IS ON AT 7…. UNTIL THEN SHUT UP!!

    AND HOW DO YOU FIGURE THE PARENTING COUCH SAID SHE WAS UNFIT!!! IF THAT WAS THE CASE THEN WHY TO THE JUDGE THROW OUT THE REQUEST THAT SHE NOT HAVE OVER NITE VISITS!! HE FELT THERE WAS NO REASON WHY SHE COULDNT KEEP THEM OVER NITE!!!

  16. becca says – reply to this


    116

    I love Britney. Thanks for the entertainment.

  17. non non says – reply to this


    117

    shut up Perez, Britney love her babys!

  18. Henry Krinkle says – reply to this


    118

    It was reported that she raised her hand and stated: "I have to go to the bafroom". Mommy Dumbfuctress.

  19. plumped up lips = mustache says – reply to this


    119

    Britney darling, your newly plumped up lips make you look like you have a mustache. Just thought you should know cupcake.

  20. Dick Friendly says – reply to this


    120

    Nice mustache Billy Dee!

  21. chris says – reply to this


    121

    FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. sick of britney says – reply to this


    122

    that hairy moustache trailer trash cunt needs to be taught a lesson. Please judge take her children away from her.

  23. Nina says – reply to this


    123

    LMAO!! Is there video yet of her saying that?

  24. Rolf Thissen says – reply to this


    124

    Hi Britney! My name is Rolf, I'm 32 years old and I'm from Germany. I'm not really a fan fan of "normal" pop music as yours is and I really love perezhilton.com because it's mostly really funny.

    I am a frequent and habitual drug user and alcoholic (more or less) and I have managed (more or less) to cope with my life in spite of this. I have never experienced that a (in my eyes quite innocent) person has been treated in such an awful, disgusting and unfair way like you had to suffer from especiallly on this site. Please, talk to Kevin!!! He (and nobody else!!!) is the person that can help you on. He's a man and a man has to take care for his children and, of course, for their mother, no matter who's richer or more famous. If he does not do so he is not a man, he is then simply a bad mistake in your life and should be treated as a piece of shit that he is, when he does not help you. A man is always in any way a bigger piece of power than a woman but also, in bad cases, a much bigger piece of shit than a woman.

  25. shaniqua says – reply to this


    125

    dear perez,
    i think we should be friends. im going to be your personal trainer. we're going to go far.
    love,
    your dearest.

  26. shaniqua says – reply to this


    126

    dear perez,
    i think we should be friends. im going to be your personal trainer. we're going to go far.
    love,
    your dearest.

  27. BRITTERS says – reply to this


    127

    Similar to her guest stint on "Will & Grace" in which her character Amber rattles off all the things she's into, including "leather play." She adds, “Whatever you got, I'll eat it, snort it or ride it, baby."

  28. rick says – reply to this


    128

    Id nail Britney…REAL hard. Are you seeing how smokin' hott shes looking?!?!?! DAMN
    Id nail Britney…REAL hard. Are you seeing how smokin' hott shes looking?!?!?! DAMN
    Id nail Britney…REAL hard. Are you seeing how smokin' hott shes looking?!?!?! DAMN
    Id nail Britney…REAL hard. Are you seeing how smokin' hott shes looking?!?!?! DAMN
    Id nail Britney…REAL hard. Are you seeing how smokin' hott shes looking?!?!?! DAMN

  29. Fabuloso says – reply to this


    129

    OMG!!! YAY! I LOVE BRITNEY! I can't wait till her album comes out. It's going to be fab fab fab fab fab fab.

    Thanks Perez. I was starting to get bored w/ your website without Britney plastered on it.

  30. everybody loves britney says – reply to this


    130

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT HER
    YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT HER
    YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT HER
    YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT HER
    YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT HER
    YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT HER

    FUCK U PEREZ!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    that's a fuckin LIE why dont u say the truth perez??
    SHE'S VERY VERY VERY HAPPY!!!

  31. NoNewsIsgoodNews says – reply to this


    131

    Okay it would be a big lie for me to say that i wasn't somewhat entertained by these britney posts. That being said however I believe not hearing about her trainwreck of a life is better…hear me out. I mean come on who honestly says eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it in front of reporters at a custody hearing. She likes being a trainwreck…Why because in her little messed up mind being talked about even negatively is better than being forgotten. As long as she's still on the cover of us weekly and all over this highly popular blog she isn't a washed up star she's still celebrity gold. All I'm saying is I have neighbors that could britney look like the virgin mary…so if she wants to act like a loose cannon and fuck up her life that's her business…I want no more of my time wasn't on this fucking retartd. Let's just call it like it is she is a has been and a drug addict and with any luck she just might land a spot on the next season of the surreal life.

  32. Jeye says – reply to this


    132

    Hey I actually own that DOTCOM www.eatitlickitsnortitfuckit.com. Does anybody want to by it?
    Jeye

  33. Brittany says – reply to this


    133

    say goodbyeee to the kiddos unfitney
    your obviously never seeing them again.
    i lvoe britney to death but jesus christ someone
    knock some damn sense into this chick!!!
    i actually miss her music, ima big fan
    unfortunately now its just of her music and not her

  34. Liesel Von Trapp says – reply to this


    134

    Re: Rolf Thissen
    Hey ROLF
    Perfect ADVICE from a fucking GERMAN ALCOHOLIC! You can weep for Britney all you want BoozyNazi– it won't stop her from thrilling the rest of us with her toxic white-trash sub-moron corn-pone drugtastic adventures in oblivion. STAY OUT OF IT!!

  35. me says – reply to this


    135

    i loved a week with no britney, more no britney!

  36. bailey says – reply to this


    136

    i have known since i heard her name spoken on the radio after hearing one of her first bubble gum poppy crap songs that she is a complete and total waste of flesh..everything she has become has been exactly as i had imagined it would..she is poor white trailer trash with no education and no intelligence..honestly i blame her parents..they used her as a tool to make themselves rich and had no regard for her personal being..she is exactly what they made her..i doubt there is any salvation for this sad bit of biological waste..hasn't anyone investigated why her hair isn't growing back after she shaved it off?!?! seems kinda weird to me!!!

  37. Jeff says – reply to this


    137

    She looks GORGEOUS…the lips are HOT

  38. skyz says – reply to this


    138

    that is one sick chick

  39. brassmonkey says – reply to this


    139

    at least she looks kinda hot in the photo.

  40. wowsey says – reply to this


    140

    pp, I so agree! For those of us here in Cali, what a light at the end of our smoky tunnel! Watching Britney is even better than watching cartoons!

  41. Bethany says – reply to this


    141

    I agree Dont EVER with hold Brit news again..I was shocked watching TV and it had Brit news that YOU hadnt reported I was WTF it cant be true cuz Perez didnt say so

  42. olives says – reply to this


    142

    WTF? The esteemed judge needs more time to make a decision? What was he doing? Styling her hair on her "breaks" from court? Maybe before he rules he can give her a mustache waxing, or at least a trim.

  43. Something's wrong with her says – reply to this


    143

    "Eat it, lick it snort it, fuck it"? No way. She did not say that. Really?
    Oh well…. I'm proud to say the dumb ass has not received a dime of my money—her music sucks, so I've never bought a cd, and I've never been a fan;-)

  44. PhillipP says – reply to this


    144

    I, for one, will be the first to admit I can not get enough of her. She is way more interesting than Paris and a lot more fun than Lohan. She is either crazy or crazy as a fox. I think the former.

  45. guess who says – reply to this


    145

    Finally, the blackout is over! I was beginning to think you would never end it, Perez. Britney's on earth for our amusement, and we all need a good laugh every day. Please don't blackout again, okay?

  46. J-rant says – reply to this


    146

    No, I don't agree with you and I think you're a DICK.

  47. mig2525 says – reply to this


    147

    she got that quote from the movie land of the dead asia argento said it.she must of seen the movie before she went to court.

  48. oscar says – reply to this


    148

    she almost hit a bus because if you see the video of her leaving the courtroom there were almost a hundred people (if not at least 100) all around her car. She had to swivel away so that the paps wouldn't run after her. Why didn't you include that in your post Perez, you suck!!!! stop badgering Britney!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR BLACKOUT>>>ONLY 3 DAYS AWAY WOOHOO!!!!!

  49. Someone Kidnap Her says – reply to this


    149

    I'm still giving her the benefit of the doubt. She's weak like Amy Winehouse, Anna Nicole, Marilyn Monroe, and a ton of other Mind-Control Victims. She doesn't know how to help herself. Everyone around her is slowly killing her, their not helping her at all. Someone needs to kidnap her and show her the way back to her heart, or she'll most likely be dead by the end of the year.

  50. JBinTokyo says – reply to this


    150

    I didn't even notice that you didn't post about her.

  51. Dannielle says – reply to this


    151

    Wow, I think she looks good in this pic. Definately one of the better pics of her recently.
    I can't believe she said that, I can't wait to see it on Extra!!

  52. Barbara says – reply to this


    152

    The mustache is from not having sex with a man in a long long long time.

  53. yourmom says – reply to this


    153

    I didn't even notice you weren't writing about her. I guess I am really over her.

  54. dick says – reply to this


    154

    Nice Lips???
    I guess they look OK??
    What do you guys/gals think?

  55. KittenKatinCanada says – reply to this


    155

    "Eat it, snort it, lick it, f**k it!" . . . Who could make something like that up !

  56. I KNOW THE TRUTH says – reply to this


    156

    Britney,was doing just fine in her life until Kevin Federline enterd the picture,
    mr.I just wanna spread my seed federline!!
    He is the devil himself and has ruined Britneys life,,,his demons have been cast,,,rebuke him Brit,in the name of jesus

  57. midu says – reply to this


    157

    I like her. Recently, some celebs are found to have their own profile there. Some of them have been verified. Maira is among them. Charlie sheen was reported on msn to find some hot dates on the club meetrich dotcom.

  58. omgiluve her says – reply to this


    158

    EAT IT, LICK IT, SNORT IT, FUCK IT BITCHESS! omg i love that line, shes such a funny girl, but some sites are reporting she didnt say taht, but w/e i hope she did, those snotty ass media hoes deserve, and apparnatly she was in a good mood after and it went well in the courtoom, SO HA all u do is report the bad things and make them look much worse then they are. EAT IT, LICK IT, SNORT IT, FUCK IT PEREZ! thats all i have to say to ur ugly fat firecrotch

  59. Daniel says – reply to this


    159

    BLACKOUT NUMERO UNO!

  60. NO COMMENT says – reply to this


    160

    THANK GOD! WITH LINDS ON THE STRAIGHT & NARROW, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I WOULD DO FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

  61. wowsey says – reply to this


    161

    It's Britney Bitch! She's the new Micheal Jackson. Poor girl. At least Micheal could sing. They both used to dance. Damn. Oh well, never liked her anyway. Get the kids AWAY from her! Kevin and her momager only want the paychecks. Child Protective Services: please!

  62. aussiesarah says – reply to this


    162

    isn't the eat it quote from her dreadful appearance on will and grace as amber louise?? When she says she is a hard core lesbian on the show she said "whatever you have baby I will eat it, lick it, snort it, or ride it baby." or something along those line?

  63. go britney! says – reply to this


    163

    That's not a moustache. That's where she had the injections into her lip. The plumper lips make her look younger. She looks better than I have seen her in a long time. She should get 50/50 custody of her boys too. Eat it BITCHES!

  64. Danny says – reply to this


    164

    I feel so bad for her. I hope she can work it out, especially with all this ridiculous and childish media attention on her. She needs peace and quiet, and to reunite with her kids as a happy and healthy Mom. I wish her the best.

  65. jen says – reply to this


    165

    Isn't that the name of a U2 song?

    P.S. Nice moustache.

  66. lovethatwhore says – reply to this


    166

    Finally, some Brit Brit posts- it is sooo boring here without her!!! Do you have video of her saying it? Would be so HOT… :) )

  67. Megz says – reply to this


    167

    if kevin can smoke a joint on the set of a tv show
    britney should be allowed joint custody
    and you knw what
    i enjoyed you not talking about britney everyday

  68. Lynny says – reply to this


    168

    US Weekly reporter asked Britney not EXTRA!!!! EXTRA are a bunch of liars!!!

  69. LOL says – reply to this


    169

    Why must you hate so much? In what way does her life control your emotions? LOL !!! Those of you wishing bad upon her are terrible ugly people. And Karma is a bitch. LOL Hey PEREZ HILTON what are you going out as on Halloweeny? I was thinking…you would make a great ……..____________ PEREZ READERS FILL IN THE BLANK LOL (I'm gonna say PUMPkin) LOL LOL

  70. megan says – reply to this


    170

    she looks like she has a moustache in the picture

  71. Luvli Mum says – reply to this


    171

    What a loser.

    Those poor kids :(

  72. copy n paste says – reply to this


    172

    I'm tired of the LIES. i want proof from now on.UNLES there a video I don't want to hear it. ALL you blogg sites are bullshiters
    Perez u basically went to every site and copyn switch couple of words and reported NADA new OR VIDEO…go away. You just want our MONEY while u continue to ignore us

  73. Nick says – reply to this


    173

    Fuck you, you fat fuck. Britney's gonna be #1 next week and your lying obese fat body is gonna have to pay up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. We'll see who has the last laugh when the lawyers get done with you. I can see you now, trying to give out 10 dollar handjobs in drag next to whatever glory hole cum drentched dive you end up at. Britney should get 50/50 custody and again you are such a liar.

  74. Not A Mustache says – reply to this


    174

    That's not a mustache, it's where she's had her lips "enhanced" (if you can call it that). I think she looks like one of those people who puts plates in their lips.

  75. Amilla says – reply to this


    175

    I HATE brit news. I was actually loving the fact that you weren't up her ass 24/7. You're probably going to continue to report on her but PLLLLLEEEEEAZE keep it on a bare minimum. Her shit is WAYYYY too depressing to see.

  76. JESSA says – reply to this


    176

    I love her new album, it's fucking good. You'll probably end up buying it and dancing to it!!!

  77. marky says – reply to this


    177

    get over it perez, we all know why you hate brit- BECAUSE SHE IS THE TRUE QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA!!!

  78. Jørn says – reply to this


    178

    jeg kan ikke si hvordan mye jeg hater henne.. der er ordene å skildre ikke min hate…… FY FAEN I HELVETE.. BRITNEY!

  79. www.whenwillbritneydie.com says – reply to this


    179

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  80. Jørn says – reply to this


    180

    jeg kan ikke si hvordan mye jeg hater henne.. der er ordene å skildre ikke mitt hate…… FY FAEN I HELVETE.. BRITNEY!

  81. jane says – reply to this


    181

    this is all lies as usual she said none of that x17 says she gets overnites with the kids back. kfeds lawyers were shot down by the judge i wonder if this will get thru too, perez blocked me too. he cant handle any truths what a wussy

  82. ****Gorgeous* says – reply to this


    182

    LOL! I was wondering what happened to her. she always seems to keep me entertained. With up to the min updates from our love Mr. P-Nasty there is always something new to laugh at.

  83. Bel says – reply to this


    183

    She consumes an awful lot of Starbucks. Coffee makes me have to pee ALOT ! Also, when I'm really nervous I have to pee quite often….sometimes people get the runs when they have a case of the nerves. It was also reported that she was crying when she came out of the hearing room so maybe she splashed some cool water on her face ( I do that if I have been crying) so maybe that is why she changed her hair to a ponytail ? to keep it off her face when she washed it.
    One can usually come up with a logical explanation for these things IF they use their head that is. I would hate to be critiqued on every move I made the way that she is. Counting trips to the Bathroom ??? …. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! ….I call that hard up for news & just grasping at ANYTHING to create gossip out of…..Oh and BTW …I also call it P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C !!!!

  84. Carl says – reply to this


    184

    LOVE THE MUSTACHE BRITNEY.

  85. Carl says – reply to this


    185

    LOVE THE MUSTACHE BRITNEY.

  86. Think Folks! says – reply to this


    186

    Everyone keeps saying, she needs this, she needs that, she needs peace and quiet, she needs to reunite with her kids. She needs the media to leave her alone. Come on, think folks, she can't make it any clearer to the world that it's not about what she needs it's about what she wants and those things are not what she wants. You want to blame her parents. Again, think folks, she's a 25 year old adult, they can't do a damn thing with her unless she wants to let them and again, she couldn't make herself more clear to everyone that it's not what she wants. You may find her a danger to herself, but obviously the authorities wouldn't or her family would have intervened and had her "green warranted" and before a magistrate and hospitalized by now. There is a very difficult and specific criteria for involuntary committment of a person. So, this is how she wants it and until she crosses that proverbial line that constitutes a legal threat to herself or someone else by legal definition, this is how it will be. This is no one's fault but hers.

  87. Disgusting Whore says – reply to this


    187

    This whore is an absolute disgrace to America and anyone who supports this filthy whore is going to rot in HELL right along with this sinful slut. Of course, I'm sure that since the slut gets her way all the time and that the LA legal system is non-existent, the dumb fuck judge will probably STILL let this BEAST have those poor innocent kids.

  88. baba blue says – reply to this


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    Nooooooooooooooo. I was just starting to get hooked again on your site. More britney AGAIN??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  89. Flying Fishsticks says – reply to this


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    Her lips look good….
    Hey It's Ali in the passenger seat, woo hoo!!

  90. caitlin says – reply to this


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    perez, you HAVE to cover britney. its the rise and fall of todays biggest pop star… you can't ignore it!

    Judy garland, marilyn monroe… britney is not the first!

  91. me says – reply to this


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    But when is somebody going to diagnose her "Histrionic Personality Disorder"??? Google it, she SO HAS IT!!!

  92. Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this


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    yay, Shitney is back! my life was sad and grey without her too. she makes me feel so much better about myself with her assholtastic ways!

  93. If you honestly cared says – reply to this


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    It doesn't matter worth a crap if her album becomes the best selling album in history and she stays No. 1 for eternity. It is not important. She is important and you know what, she's not the first star to be No. 1 and be dead. If you guys honestly love her so much, you don't have to bash her, no one expects that, but quit defending and enabling her. If you truly care, then quit giving her another license to destroy herself.

  94. AMY says – reply to this


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    Britney got Christina Aguilera orange glow…What's next CLOWN MAKEUP???

  95. ammie says – reply to this


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    See how the pocket hurts if you don't talk about BRITNEY. Admit it, your nothing without her.
    OOps a bigger NOTHING. hahahahaha

  96. calgal_27 says – reply to this


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    How long until THAT phrase is on a t-shirt? WOW

  97. RichiePoo says – reply to this


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    Shitney has a little John Waters moustache going on, or is that her new inflated lipps? THAT'S her future: she needs to be in a classic, old-school John Waters flick. I know…she can play a #300 drag queen since Divine is now gone to heaven.

  98. john says – reply to this


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    someone please kill this cunt.

  99. BRITNEY 4 ever says – reply to this


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    Re: If you honestly cared – Give it up you got your opinion and we got ours.

  100. Love Her To Death says – reply to this


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    If those of you defending her don't start honestly caring about her and stop enabling her, you are literally going to love her to death. That's a mighty high price to pay just to try to prove a point that you will defend her regardless. Regardless of what? The fact that your enabling and making excuses for her is also enabling her possible demise and destruction. She's lost touch with reality and you promoting that is hurting her. And those of you who bash her are simply sorry, worthless excuses for human beings. I don't agree with what she's doing and yes I think she has major issues and if she's not stopped something horrible will happen. I'm not a fan of hers, never have been and I'll be damned if I'll defend what she's doing now. But nonetheless I certainly don't want to see her dead or destroyed. I'm simply completely sick of her.

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