"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!"
The blackout is over!
We have seen the light and realized something very important: Britney Spears makes life better.
This past week, we didn't mention the Britster a single time. Not once. It was painful. We didn't think we could do it. But we did. And we're never doing it again!
Life without Britney is sad and grey. She brings trashtastic technicolor brilliance to our normal by comparison life.
The frequent and habitual drug user was in rare form on Friday.
Spears showed up to court for her scheduled custody hearing and it was a DISASTER.
She had "frequent bathroom trips." Three to be exact.
She even managed to change her hair and sunglasses during a break. Such a diva. Rocking a new look during court!
Though reporters were not allowed inside the courtroom, things must not have gone well for Brit Brit. She was seen crying and speeding away from the courthouse, almost hitting a bus.
The court-appointed parenting coach submitted a report to the judge which basically spelled it out for him: U-N-F-I-T-N-E-Y. Spears ignored her kids. Ignored the parenting coach. Ignored all logic and reason.
The highlight of the day, easily, had to be when asked by reporters how she was doing, Britney responded by saying, "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!"
Yes, she really said SNORT it. In front of reporters from Extra and Us Weekly.
The judge hasn't made his ruling yet. He heard all the evidence and said we can snort expect a decision on Monday or Tuesday.
Brit Brit and her lawyer were asking for 50/50 joint custody.
Ain't no way THAT'S gonna happen! It sure as hell better not!
Don't U agree?????
[Image via WENN.]
If You Are Easily Offended…..
The New & Improved Bobby Brown
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY "DONT U AGREE?????" YOU JUST TRYING TO PUSH YOUR IDEAS INTO PEOPLE'S HEAD. JUST RECOGNIZE THAT THERE ARE DIE HARD BRITNEY FANS THAT WON'T LET YOU GET TO THEM, OK???? YOU TRY TO HAMMER IN YOUR IDEAS ABOUT BRITNEY, JESSICA ALBA, AND THE HILLS … JUST STOOPPPPPPPPPP. CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE US THE ENTERTAINMENT BUZZ AND GO DYE YOUR HAIR AGAIN
im still blocked too
I can't believe that K-Fed is actually a better person than Britney.
He definitely gets the last laugh.. and then some.
She's just some dumb white Louisiana trash.
You can take the girl out of the trash, but you can't take the trash out of the girl.
Histrionic Personality Disorder, definitely.
All I gotta say is ,,,,,,, WOW what a fuck up!!! been there, done that…. belive me … the future ain't lookin' well.
Her plumped up lips make it look like she has a mustache! hahahhaa
Perez, u say monitors says she ignors the kids, but when she has them we always see her with them, but we never see K-dedbeat with them. we see his nannies with them, bodyguards with them, but never him. seems like if anybody is ignorning them it's k-dedbeat. limiting BS time with them is only punishing the kids, not her. Perez u r such a fat f*cking loser who don't know how to mind his own business.
U R A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! SHOW SUM FUCKING RESPECT FOR PEOPLE U INCONSIDERATED PRICK!!!
Nope I don't agree. Just because they are reporting she said that shite does not make it fact.
Re: caitlin – I am absolutely amazed that you would compare this two bit singer and I use the word singer losely, with the likes of Judy Garland and Marilyn Monroe. That is beyond laughable.
is that ali on the pic?
Re: Christine – Yeah, that would be why the judge is letting her keep the kids for the weekend. Oh, I forgot, Perez neglected to mention that in his completely factual unbiased little commentary, didn't he?
fuck britney i have been waiting for her come back for wayyy too long…love you perez
shut up you haters u don't know even know what is the real life u idiots the girls is having stress time,during those things u panic u do stupid things.Listen she's a human being not a monster and forget about the drug thing and u perez u the ugly buffy get a life.Britney is human leave her alone.
PHEW!!! Thanks Perez!!! I was starting to go through withdrawal!!! Had to have my Unfitney fix
And can we discuss how mediocre her new album is??? Why is it getting such rave reviews?? It's really nothing special.
OMG…this is the best story you've written about her in AGES! Please don't deprive us ever again. Please!!
Re: NoNewsIsgoodNews –
She likes being the train wreck, as you said, because it's her Histrionic personality disorder!
Re: Someone Kidnap Her – And I take it that you personally knew and were intricately involved in the lives of these alleged "mind control" victims. How very dramatic. Stupid, however, quite dramatic.
HAHA NASTY CUNT!! SHE KEPT GOING TO THE BATHROOM TO CRY AND SNORT COKE. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT FUGLY ASS DRESS AND COWBOY BOOTS. HOW EMBARASSING TO HAVE EVERYONE LOOK AT YOU AND SHAKE THEIR HEADS!!! THEY'RE USED TO THIS WHITE TRASH BEING JUST THAT!! THE JUDGE WILL NOT GRANT HER SHIT! DO NOT BUY THIS NASTY HOE'S SHITTY ASS ALBUM!!
Wait, did someone pop her in the mouth? Her lips look swollen… oh, wait. She WANTED them to look like that. My mistake…
I dunno, I've seen a number of different reports. One says she was "in a great mood" and had gotten what she wanted, which was extended overnight visitation or something. I suppose it won't be known for sure until after the actual ruling.
Wow, that comment is as good as CRACK IS WHACK!!! Britney and Whitney separated at birth???
i'm bored………. & trying not to drink tonight or at all n' life……. brit looks cute, IM NUTZ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PARTY ON SHITNEY
Re: My Two Cents – "we never see K-dedbeat with them" Because he's not a publicity whore, maybe? I love it how you people are all experts on this shit, like you know them or think you've got all the same information the judge has before him. Wake the hell up. The court actually might know what it's doing, having done this shit millions of times before. Good thing you're not a fucking judge!
go kevin
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DUDE…THOSE LIPS…UGH. AND THOSE FUCKING PUMPKINS ARE DRIVING MY CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmfao. God I NEEDED this today. gotta love that "frequent and habitual drug user" line, it gets me every time. - so i kinda missed it this week.
BUT- the "EAT IT, LICK IT, SNORT IT, FUCK IT?!" OMFG!
Perez, you are the shizzzzz. this story just gets more humorous as days- or weeks go by. (please keep the daily brit brit stuff, we love itttttttttt)
She's the closest thing we have to a living classic John Water's movie. Gotta love Britney…
THIS WOMAN CHILD NEEDS A 730 EVALUTAION..LOOK IT UP!
Re: Your Two Cents – Doubt that you will except at a photoshoot. He may crave the spotlight for himself, but never has he paraded those kids in front of the razzi like a whore. Doubtful he ever will. Whoring himself is one thing but he doesn't drag his kids into it. I don't like the guy but it is what it is and I respect that about him.
FUCK YOU PEREZ.
im so fkn sick of you talking bad about britney.
she may be going thru a tough time and so are other people not just her.
what if something like that happened to you, what if they took your kids away wouldn't you feel sad. oh right sorry, you'll never have kids coz ur a fat, ignorant gay PRICK!
I just like how Anna Faris made fun of her in "Just Friends" and now Britney IS actually crazier than "Samantha James."
So um, are you still a fugly whore? I know when I saw you on that Tori Spelling show you were….Anyway, stop hating on Brit because shes suing you. Thats so like ew gross. Get a life whore.
Ok and you dont think stupid K-Fed doesnt party as much or even more then Britney ever did and has never done drugs? Yea I'm sure hes so much better. K-F*cked up just wants the kids so he can get more of Britneys money…you think its really because of the children. Ha..where was when his kids were just born…oh thats right he was off partying with his friends in Las Vegas. He was supposedly never there for his children up until now and all the sudden hes a picture perfect father. Give me a break…thats why Britney divorced hiss sorry butt.Hes a lame ass loser who doesnt deserve Britneys money or her children.
with her new puffy lips she looks like she is sportin a stache.
has she seen herself?????
wtf?
get you're information straight. you claim that everything you post on this site is true. but its not. at first people were saying that she said that, but then US weekly, and EXTRA confirmed that was a rumor. she never said no such thing.
get you're shit straight!!
Aww Shit Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get ready… Since Halloween is almost over, Brit Brit will be decorating her car pretty soon for Thanksgiving. Wonder if she'll be hanging up hand traced turkeys?? Ha Ha!
Re: Your Two Cents – he's just a gold digger and mooch. if he was so concerned about kids, he wouldn't have left shar jackson/broke alone to have her's while he was chasing BS's green. it doesn't look good when a man lives off women. this jerk wouldn't be living in a gated community, driving around in nice cars if it wasn't for BS. he's just trying to hold on to the nice life by using these kids.
Re: vanessaRaCHELlE – you are as dumb as a rock and stupid.
she sucks at life.
she looks like michelle rodriguez there wit her new smackers. kiss kiss
dont you mean your site cant take a britney blackout? whats wrong traffic down? no matter if its good or bad she has everyones attention and that my friend is something . i think she might be a new madonna in the respect that she is a marketing genius …look what she has sold without promotion more than a video and a vma performance …paris your namesake made bad behavior the new it thing but britney is the one that owns and stands by it …you wont see her on larry king trying to spill rehersed answers and bible quotes…and even if she is a druggie nothing tops your other favorite girl amy winehouse…the difference between the 3 is that she wont pretend to be your friend for good press from you ….she is smart enough not to align herself with your pr blackmail
long live britney!!!!!!!!
long live britney!!!!!!!!
but……
……her life is all in shambles and we are here watching it unfold
……her newest album is hot…not the best…but good tune attached
……her attitude sux ass
……her vagina needs no more photo ops…cover up girl please
TEXAS LUVS BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!
rock on britney because if that is the only thing you say i would off curse the judge out for even making this further alone and not seen that that asshole doesn't cared about those kids is just about the money people and perez you see you hate on her but is just because you want to be her she is a diva
Re: Doubtful You Will Except In A Planned Photoshoot – i see every other celeb parading their kids around in public, so why can't BS. it's suspicious to me that k-dedbeat never takes his kids out in public. to me i would be more sympathetic to him if i saw him being a doting father like brad pitt or some of the others
fdfd
k feddddddddddddd is using those kids to keep hes comfortable life and not having to work people have to see that this bum is not a father where is he in shar jackson kids live nowhere because she is a broke asss that had to come out in the rap show with perez to make ends meat please
fuk sakes someone tell her to mow her mustache
Re: oscar – Just think, the more money Brit makes from suckers like you, the more K Fed is going to get…
Re: jacqueline –
FUCK YOU JACKIE!!! Nasty Bitch– I could smell you all the way over here!!
LOSER
britney is a stupid slut who never had any talent. i don't understand why it took so many people so long to realize how much she sucks. she's a sucky person(in the words of lauren conrad), it's just that she use to be a lovable-my-song-will-get-stuck-in-your-head-for-the-rest-of-your-life-so-you-better-like-it sucky person. Those children need real parents! Not Britney or K-Fed! DID ANYONE WATCH CHAOS? WHITE TRASH TO THE EXTREMEEEEEE. and poor jamie lynn, i think we all hope she learns from britney's mistakes. what is going to help her! HONESTLY! i almost want to help her!
Re: issie – You write as stupid as you think
She looks gorgeous with her new lips! And if she "makes life better", why do you always bitch about her? Get over yourself Perez! You're a stupid, fat asshole!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE. FUCK THEM KIDS, SHE CAN ALWAYS HAVE MORE. WHO WANTS KIDS WITH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ALL THEY ARE GOING TO DO IS EAT UP HER MONEY AND GET IT WHEN SHE DIES. WHY DO THAT WHEN SHE CAN LEAVE IT TO HER DOG.
PLUS WHEN SHES DONE PARTYING SHE CAN HAVE MORE KIDS. FUCK TATER TOT AND SMALL FRY THEY SHOULD BE LUCKY THEY HAVE A POP STAR FOR A MOM LIKE BRITNEY. SPOILED ASS BRATS. THEY KNEW THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO CRY IN PUBLIC WITH THE PAPPARAZZI AROUND ONLY WITH KEVIN AND THAT WAS THE DEAL NOW THEY THEN FUCKED UP AND SHE DOESN'T WANT THEM ANYMORE THEY MAD HER LOOK LIKE A BAD MOM. NO MORE SODA AND CHIPS FOR THEM LITTLE BRATS OR NO MORE RIDES IN THE FRONT SEAT ON MOMMYS LAP. SPOILED ASS BASTARD NOW THEY ARE GOING TO BE SMOKING WEED RATHER THEN SNORTING COKE. LIKE WHO REALLY WANTS TO SMOKE WEED YALL THAT SHIT IS CHEAP LIKE DUH
BRITNEY:" FUCK THAT JUDGE HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND LIKE WHY IS HE BALDING OH MY GOD, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM GIVE ME THEM DAMN KIDS BACK.. I WONDER IF PARIS IS STILL SNORTING COKE LIKE HELL YEAH AND WHEN THE FUCK IS LINDSAY GOING TO START SNORTING AGAIN BITCH NEEDS TO HURRY UP I NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE CROTCH PICTURES WITH."
GIMMME GIMME GIMME GIMME MORE COKE YALL LIKE DUH
LIKE OMG SHE WENT TO THE BATHROOM 3 TIMES LIKE SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY KILL HER FOR THAT GET A FUCKING LIFE WHAT IF THE FUCKING GIRL HAD HER PERIOD AND WHAT IF IT WAS HEAVY OR HAD BLOOD CLOTS SHIT IF SHE HAD HER PERIOD ALONG WITH BLOOD CLOTS I'M SURPRISE SHE DIDN'T GO MORE THEN 3 FUCKING TIMES DUMBASS PEOPLE
court is just for the paparaz she doesnt really want those kids
What's with the moustache?
perez, i think the court should totally grant YOU her share of custody of the kids….you would def. make a better parent!
Yeah, she's got her priorities straight! I can't believe she actually changed hair and shit during COURT! WTF?
She is unbelievably narcississtic! I didn't think you could get more narcissistic than Paris Hilton. I stand corrected. I would not be surprised to learn that all the walls of her house were mirrored.
perez, i think the court should totally grant YOU her share of custody of the kids….you would def. make a better parent! could you imagine how fabulous those boys would be after being in your care for 24 hours!!! FABULOUS!
i heard the court appearance went well for britney. wth -_-
Such a shame….. only one can help her is herself lol. She should spend a month in the "dr phil house"
“Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!”
Oops was I just thinking that or did I accidently say it out loud?
LOL!!
For once we get a direct quote from her that is not total bullshit. Yes, I am quite sure that is the daily mantra she lives by.
Why is it that your the only one who has a different story of what happened? Your such a drama queen, you blow the true story just to make it more intresting. If you really want the story go to People magazine where they really get the correct story. Still love you but calm down.
Seriously, is she a coke whore or just that stupid?
Why do I care?!!!!!
Remember Will and Grace? Weren't those her lines on that show? I think it is funny she said it. Just leave her alone. No matter what she said, she still would have been attacked. She cannot win with the media no matter what. Why try anymore?
ooooh "People" and" Extra"!
America's morals are crumbling!
F-u- Perez!!!!!!!!
I think that no one has a right to put a bad name on britney spears as a bad mother. Who in the hell is PERFECT these days. Who can say that she is RIGHT or WRONG. Why talk trash about someone that is have a down fall in their life, yet everyone has them…..that is what makes us fucking HUMAN!
Leave the poor girl alone. She really needs to move back to Louisiana
Did anyone notice Brit's moustache in that pic?
is that a mustache????
Eat, lick, snort, fuck…at last, she has released her mission statement. Brit is brill. It's quotes like these that just keep me going. Please don't stop covering her-she's hilarious.
Those newly plumped lips really accentuate her MUSTACHE!
En Argentina te amamos Britney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't wait for her autobiography where we can find out what kind of DSM-IV diagnose this girl has….she is psychotic
Perez! Never do this to me again! Now I know why I felt so empty, lost and alone all week. You deprived me of Britney news! Never again!
Holy crap who is her make-up artist???? Her skin looks amazing, her skin is usually gross with zits!
Re: Luella –
Sooo true.. stop pretending you're asking outta cusiousity and just be blunt.. the more you people comment the more cash i'll get. people will want to advertise on here, if they see lotsa comments because they figure their product will get seen lots. just fuckin' ask us to post so you can get paid.. no shame in helpin' a bitch make some bank
PLEASE continue to keep the Brit posts to a minimum…. she's a wreck and doesn't deserve the attention. Let X17 do that shit, you're above that Perez!
my god imagining those words coming from her shittily (i said it) botoxed lips took about a fifth of my soul away
Re: hammons – I'll just chalk it up to brain damage.
I loved your word unfitney! You crack me up Perez. I really felt sorry for Brittney for awhile. But shes proven to everyone that shes just unfit. Speaking as a mom, no mom should be without her kids, but in this case both parents should have there rights taken and Brittneys mom needs to gain custody. Wheres Lynn?, when the kids need her most.
I like her moustache!
Britney, please look at your pictures since your lip plumping. It looks like you have a moustache to rival Perez's! Other than that, get well.
Im pretty sure I saw her leaving the court room and yes, she did speed off but she did not almost hit a bus. You are sooo off base it's not even funny fatass.
ALLI SIMS HAS A RAGING MUSTACHE!! HAHAHHA!!
just beautiful. who knew she was a philosopher? words to live by, brit.
they can etch that on her tombstone! maybe it's her kabbalist mantra! she's so out of her mind! - pretty soon she's going to be acting like anna nicole is in that new video that just came out where she has a baby doll that she thinks is real, and her face is painted all camouflage, it's kind of like upriver in apocalypse now, with howard stern in the background barking directions.
eat - snort it - lick it - fuck it! that sums it all up. it's a perfect statement for any occasion - she should be a life coach!
at least the lips have subsided and don't look as much like hemmorhoids on a butthole!
life is but a stage….gurl looks good!
Re: Liesel Von Trapp – wow! cool down! we all have electricity and water and the GDR does not exist anymore. Could you be so kind to PLEASE not call me a NAZI and maybe be even more kind to refer to what I have actually wrote, you dumb (you are obviously even more dumb as we all in Europe think that Americans are dumb anyway) American , reacting to an open expression of mind about a public matter, so people like you reacting like you do, are in the same way, as your current administration is, an evil curse for the free world. You are no more any kind of super power or something like that; no baby: you are FUCKED UP!!! You are running out of cash, you are running out of friends and you are rising more and more enemies. You - let me take you (just you) personally, stupid things.Please negate, that the way Britney Spears is being treated, is an act of being unfair, rude and disgusting towards a nice person, who - as far as I know, never did harm to any other person. And if you want some kind of physical argumentation (the way you like it over there) I will immediately send my full adress, baby! Never call a German Nazi again, unless you know him, donut!
She needs to be dominated.
what's the deal with the mustache??
She needs a waxing.
Orlando Bloom?
Dude, you're giving Technicolor® a bad name!
It's SHITNEY, bitch!!!
Re: CoverGirl – LOL, she can always get more retaded fans. She can always depend on the most retarded white trash whores with a 3rd grade education to rush to her side. Why worry? Die Britard, DIE.
Britney looks GOOD in her picture…that's a first in a long time!
Does anyone know where this pic is from or if there is another one that isn't only cropped of Brit? One of my friends is claiming that her sister is the other girl in the car here… and it's hard to tell from only half her face. Any help would be much appreciated!!! Thanks!
Re: krispie – #296 pp isn't above anything. sheesh!