"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!"

The blackout is over!
We have seen the light and realized something very important: Britney Spears makes life better.
This past week, we didn't mention the Britster a single time. Not once. It was painful. We didn't think we could do it. But we did. And we're never doing it again!
Life without Britney is sad and grey. She brings trashtastic technicolor brilliance to our normal by comparison life.
The frequent and habitual drug user was in rare form on Friday.
Spears showed up to court for her scheduled custody hearing and it was a DISASTER.
She had "frequent bathroom trips." Three to be exact.
She even managed to change her hair and sunglasses during a break. Such a diva. Rocking a new look during court!
Though reporters were not allowed inside the courtroom, things must not have gone well for Brit Brit. She was seen crying and speeding away from the courthouse, almost hitting a bus.
The court-appointed parenting coach submitted a report to the judge which basically spelled it out for him: U-N-F-I-T-N-E-Y. Spears ignored her kids. Ignored the parenting coach. Ignored all logic and reason.
The highlight of the day, easily, had to be when asked by reporters how she was doing, Britney responded by saying, "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!"
Yes, she really said SNORT it. In front of reporters from Extra and Us Weekly.
The judge hasn't made his ruling yet. He heard all the evidence and said we can snort expect a decision on Monday or Tuesday.
Brit Brit and her lawyer were asking for 50/50 joint custody.
Ain't no way THAT'S gonna happen! It sure as hell better not!
Don't U agree?????
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ha, she is such a loser!
Don't you get bored of talking about her so much? Just let her be.
Wax that top lip HONEY
Love ya perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Britney is a loser! She needs to move back to kentwood and get her crab together, then once she does she needs to be a dancer in vegas shows, not a recording artist. She sucks!
LEAVE HER ALONE….do you have nothing better to do then get OFF on someone else's pain! Get over it asshole and let her be. It's jerk's like you that feed this shit
oh no she DIDNT
although she looks good in that pic
My name's Shitney Spears the Cunt and I'm a little slut. I'm on a higher level than all of you and I don't have to follow rules or obey the law because I live in LA, which has the most fucked up legal system in the country. I can fuck up over and over again and get away with it because my judge is a fucking idiot who must be starstruck and luck white trash has-beens. It doesn't matter that I'm a cokehead, drink Jack Daniels for breakfast, drop my kids on their head, and drive them around without a license on my lap around LA- I get away with whatever I want. Oh and I'd like to thank all of my dumb ass fans for putting money into my bank account even though I don't adknowledge you because you're worthless to me. Just keep giving me your money. Well, off to do another line of coke and lay on the sidewalk with my legs wide open for anyone to fuck!
Re: dick – yeah i think they look pretty good too. her real lips were fine though.
Eat it Fuck it Lick it Suck it Snort it - Rock historians back me up on this one - I do believe Brit Brit stole this from JANIS JOPLIN - Hmmmmm
fucking hater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maldito perez u are so a hater u are sick …………….. u are the sick one in this history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its like she wants everyone to know how crazy she is. Just pretend to be normal for one day in court to get your kids back. She's not even trying.
Good for Britney, it's her life. her album is gonna be good so GO britney we love you! Perez is sexy
You know what perez without Britney you wouldnt be where you are now. She is an amazing women. Her songs are off the hook. her true fans are with her and by her side till the very end. We love you Britney be strong!
Looks a little like Amanda Bynes, yes or no???
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DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????DO YOU THINK DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????DO YOU THINK THAT IT IS BECAUSE PPL GOT SICK OF YOUR STUPID WEBSITE??????????
Perez you know you love Britney that's why you always talk about her and have her on your page.You have nothing better to do then to talk shit about her.Man check yourself fool your fucking ugly and fat.You should be talking about your fucking ugly ass and how fucking stupid you are.
When did brit brit start sporting a pencil thin moustache? Nice upper lip skeezy skank…Ur lip look like Zorro/Orlando Bloom/Ricky Ricardo/Rosie..take your pick. more like pepe Le Pew….shew-wie stank, U know her fingers smell bad….
Hey Shitney, John Waters called. He wants his mustache back.
She said that because she thought they asked her WHAT she was doing, not HOW.
Ok, as a fitness instructor, all I can say is, "When did bloated become a good look?" She and Clay should get together bang and make fat kids. They can go to the drive thru and order meals together….."I'll take the #1 with a side of transfats and Super Size my ass." Come on people…..two words: TRAIN WRECK! Oh, and I'm sorry…did we see Britney's Mom? I wasn't sure if that was her or a picture of Joan Rivers……
She just ripping off another song…Daft Punk's, "Technologic" circa 90's. Pretty fucking funny actually. Sad girl. Hot sunglasses.
Did she fatten up her nose to? We can call her pumkin butt and head! Fugly
Hmmmmm….ever notice how collagen lips make a girl look like she has a moustache? SHAVE IT!
TOTALLY agree with you Perez…50/50 not.
she doesn't even deserve 60minutes with the children.
Funny. It takes a custody hearing for that retarded smelly coke snorting whore to FINALLY COMB HER HAIR.
Whon was she trying to impress? The judge? K-Fed?
She's ultimate trash and a disgusting unwashed hick.
wonder what she would do with a 10 minute visit with the children????
Wax it, Britney. Your new mouth makes you look like you've a moustache.
that's IT I now love this bitch again, y'all, she is a female mcconaughey, jk living dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
No don't agree with you…never do…ur so judgemental for someone who himself is a total mess… you should take some pride in your appearance
whats up with all those crack-o-lanterns in her car.
My friends and me made a DEAL to buy each 100 albums … So thats right she aleast will see 700 copies from Rosario, laura , michele , sandra, Jenny , ashley and me !!! Blackout is going to number 1 BABY
p.s. Were going to give out some cd to the people who lost their homes due to the fires
you didnt post about her because you are being sued by her and her record label, you dumb shit. and you failed to report your views per day went drastically down when you didnt report about her. THE PEREZ HILTON BACKLASH IS STARTING!!!!!!! sukkkkkka!
It really kills my buzz to think about snorting lines with Brit.
Perez you are a f-n ass. Give the girl a break
Shitney is an absolute fucking idiot! I hope the judge takes away those kids and Shitney never gets to see them again! What a piece of human wasted garbage!
i just gotta say that she looks HOT in this picture!
How can anyone possibly know what was said or reported in a closed hearing?
If your courts function like thatn than the USA is in deep trouble.
Re: Ben – iF YOU LIKE GREASY WEAVES, ACNE AND MOUSTACHES…..SURE. DONT GET OUT MUCH DO YOU?
Re: SHITNEY FANS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN STUPID AND UGLY – I'm not ugly.
Re: SHITNEY FANS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN STUPID AND UGLY – I'm not ugly.
Re: SHITNEY FANS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN STUPID AND UGLY – I'm not ugly.
“frequent bathroom trips.” - isnt that what you said about that lost star and she got tested and didnt even have alcohol in her system!!!
She might just want to check her hair or something in the bathroom.
Mario you just gained 2lbs for that !
Please let Jive sue the elastic out of your boxers !
ANAL WARTS !
BLACKOUT OCT 30th !
anonymous say…
he got afro comb…
anonymous say…
he bad to the bone…
anonymous say…
he one ice cream truck…
anonymous say…
he always pass the buck…
anonymous say keep on going past the top!…
anonymous say superstars don't never stop!…
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superstars don't never stop…
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superstars don't never stop…
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-zander
Skank. Just go away. Please.
i need drugs…
…’cause i cain't go to sleep at night…
i need drugs…
…’cause i am a frozen yogurt roller…
i need drugs…
…i am going out wit' brit tonight…
i need drugs…
cause baby i not interested in her x-spouse…
i need drugs…
’cause brit is the biggest addict!…
i need drugs…
’cause i want to live up in her old attic…
i need drugs…
… … …
i need drugs now ’cause it not love on my mind, i need drugs now cause i got to unwind, i need drugs now baby i not gonna be your next x-spouse. i need drugs now and baby nothin' gonna hold me back…
brit will let me in ’cause i got a little white sack…
… … …
… i need drugs …
-zander
I love the logic of it all!
Because she's had a few "clean" drug tests ( which I find hard to buy into ) she thinks she is deserving of 50/50 custody? The judge should stick to his ruling, an addict doesn't become clean overnight.
#59, you're an idiot! Made-up? What was made up? NADA! Everyone is reporting the exact same stuff Perez did! He just has the balls…er…well, anyway, to tell it like it is! She is a fucked up MESS. I pray that Kevin keeps those kids the hell away from her! And treating the parenting coach like a 'potted plant'? What a skank! She thinks she's better than everyone and doesn't need to listen to even the court! I hope she loses her parental rights! For good!
i love how you know all the dirt, keep it up… also, love the writing "snort" crossed out… you're the best perez
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Just wanna tell you that you suck. You spend all you'r time to complaine att stars. Just so you know, what ever you do and how much you try they will always be so much better then you! Jessica - Sweden
Just wanna tell you that you suck. You spend all you'r time to complaine att stars. Just so you know, what ever you do and how much you try they will always be so much better then you! // Jessica - Sweden
Good for her
I read about this on yahoo before it was posted here. There actually are some good pic's of Brit on there. I was surprised. Trips me out that she said that. Sounds like her though. She is such a smart ass…I kinda like it. Like when she went to jail and they asked her how it was and she replied "awesome!" lol I was wondering if Perez was not talking about her to see if anyone noticed. haha
Lol
Perez, u failed big time!
u did NOT last a full week.
u talked about Britney Spears on your site!
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HA!
HA!
SHUT UP Perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRITNEY IS YTHE BEST. LEAVE HER ALONE!
LOVE BRIT
LOVE BRIT
LOVE BRIT
LOVE LOVE BRIT
LOVE BRIT
LOVE BRIT
LOVE BRITBRIT
Re: krispie –
Shut up krispie, I'll take care of you when I get home (in the butttt)
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I'm not joking or trying to bash perez, I'm just saying what the hell does Britney have to do for you to stop ahting her. Before the vmas you couldn't say 1 bad thing about her. Ok she fucked up 1 performance. Perez get over it.
Her album Blackout is actually very good. It has the same reviews of all her other albums. She should have her kids back. I think she has learned and is doing her best. If she didn't care about her kids why would she cry after court?
Wether u like it or not britney is back nd u can't deny it. More than likely her album will be #1, so Perez u better get ready. She might suprize u.
Perez is #1 Buy blackout ya'll!
Don't you ever do this black out again!!! That was so mean.
I'm glad you've learned your lesson.
What a stupid CUNT.
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Will someone PLEASE step up to the plate and put this bitch out of her misery???
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Someone needs to get some "bad shit" to her, so when she takes the drugs she OD's already.
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It's either that, or THROW HER INTO A FUCKING VOLCANO!!!!!
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She needs to go BACK to where she came from and get a job as a waitress at a Waffle House.
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T R A I L E R T R A S H B I T C H !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!
Instead of getting her lips enhanced, why didn't she just do something simple like WAXING HER MUSTACHE!!! What a trainwreck. I sincerely hope she loses her kids. She is not capable of caring for them and they need privacy and some professional nannies who understand routine and what children need.
i wondered what she was carrying to the courthouse in that big white purse. musta been her other hair and sunglasses.
I agree with Perez Hilton. A day without news from Britney is a sad and grey day. I am still awaiting the day she will get up one morning and tell to herself that she has to change and become the Britney we all want her to be : looking great, in love with her children and boost her career again. I hope, despite anybody may say about her new album, that it will be a huge success for her.
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You are fat f*ckiing loser…..who loves the misery of others…..why dont you post the Entertainment Weekly review of Brit's album…which was fantastic…..especially since you are posting the NY Times…..which trully expresses, represents and relates to your thoughts and your target demographic
You are fat f*ckiing loser…..who loves the misery of others…..why dont you post the Entertainment Weekly review of Brit's album…which was fantastic…..especially since you are posting the NY Times…..which trully expresses, represents and relates to your thoughts and your target demographic!
You are fat f*ckiing loser…..who loves the misery of others…..why dont you post the Entertainment Weekly review of Brit's album…which was fantastic…..especially since you are posting the NY Times…..which trully expresses, represents and relates to your thoughts and your target demographic!!
You are fat f*ckiing loser…..who loves the misery of others…..why dont you post the Entertainment Weekly review of Brit's album…which was fantastic…..especially since you are posting the NY Times…..which trully expresses, represents and relates to your thoughts and your target demographic!!!
doesn't she have enough money to pay someone to wax her stache? She looks like a freakin' man. Stoopied titney.
Re: Rolf Thissen –
Hello Rolf,
I appreciate your commentary, but think you do not understand the power that a woman has in relationships. Men are physically more powerful, but women are more emotionally powerful. When small children are involved, the emotional atmospere is of paramount importance. An emotionally immature woman like Britney is not capable of creating a nurturing environment that children can thrive in.
SERIOUSLY AND HONESTLY THIS GIRL IS BEYOND FUCKED…I THINK SHE HAS POST PARTUM DEPRESSION AND IS FUCKED ON PRESCRIPTION DRUGS AND WHATEVER ELSE SHE CAN GET HER HANDS ON….I FIND IT KIND OF SAD THAT WE ALL SIT ON THIS WEBSITE AND LAUGH AT HER, BECAUSE GOD KNOWS ITS DAMN GOOD ENTERTAINMENT… BUT ON A SERIOUS NOTE THIS GIRL COULD END UP DEAD REALLY SOON. AND AS FOR HER KIDS THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL SHE CAN BE A GOOD MOTHER…SHE A DRUG ADDICT…..IT LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING HER SELF DESTRUCT AND NO ONE CAN DO ANYTHING TO HELP HER….WHERE IS HER FUCKING FAMILY….THIS GIRL NEEDS SOME HARDCORE DISCIPLINE BEFORE IT IS TO LATE.
I said it before and I'll say it again, Britney should'nt care if the court wants Fed Ex, Vanilla Fed to babysit Tatertot and Smallfry. Let Vanilla fed hip hop his posse around with the kids. Go Britney! We luv ya!
Shave off that fuckin' moustache, will ya ???? Stop taking testosterone you moron piece of shit has been !
EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOUR different agencies are claiming she said the EXACT same thing to each of them…now I find it hard to believe that not ONE of them has any video evidence of her saying that (outside the courtroom no less). It's so obvious you're intent on posting only the negative spins. The RELIABLE sources don't mention ANY of that rubbish you just posted. Get over your britney hate you biased fuck and move on.
Re: Think Folks! –
…so nice to read an intelligent post.
nice mustache…….kinda look like orlando bloom stash……..
Re: Luella –
#60 WELL SAID.
No I don't agree u stupid fat fucking beached whale!!! Have you forgotten that K-fed is also a frequent and habitual user of drugs, he practically said so in details magazine two years ago. Your shit is sooo one sided and whatever counter measures you make to prevent it Britney WILL make a comeback and theres nothing YOU can do about it… K-fed played the shit out of her, doesn't she deserve some time to get her mind straight??? Give her a fuckin break… Why don't you explain how u got that black eye you fat fuck now thats trashtastic!!!!
i am amazed how such an enormous and obvious trainwreck is allowed to explode in our midst (publicly) and no one does anything to stop it..we just watch with shock and horror and glee and what's next?!? its horrific how we get our pleasure nowadays! this poor pitiful mess needs help, but who is there to take control–no one–bcuz she is an adult now..a retard raised by retards and let loose on her own! let's watch the "FUN" unfold!!!! (additional hilarity: the retard has spawned–with another retard! which guarantees fun for years!!!_
Prediction: this person will end up broke (like Michael Jackson), obese, single, no custody, and acting out in porn movies. Eventually she will expire from bad plastic surgery. Her family will continue to pimp her sister and parasitize her income.
She should be locked up in a looney bin and her money put in trusts for those kids. She needs a good dose of reality, which seems to be eluding her at every turn.
This woman is mentally ill and you would have to be an idiot not to notice it. We are watching a young woman kill herself. She should be committed to a locked facility where she can get the appropriate attention she needs. I don't understand the "haters" that come on here and call this person ugly names. What if she were your child, sister, grandaughter or friend? Would you like to see people type such ugly comments about them. She is a human being first and foremost and her celebrity means nothing without her mental health. You can see the pain in this woman's eyes and it is so disturbing.
PEREZ, YOU´RE AN OLDFASHIONED FAT ASS….BRINEY SHINES WHILE YOU´RE MELTINGDOWN….U R NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, AND LIES MANY TIMES
PEREZ, YOU´RE AN OLDFASHIONED FAT ASS….BRINEY SHINES WHILE YOU´RE MELTINGDOWN….U R NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, AND LIES MANY TIMES
PEREZ, YOU´RE AN OLDFASHIONED FAT ASS….BRINEY SHINES WHILE YOU´RE MELTINGDOWN….U R NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, AND LIES MANY TIMES
PEREZ, YOU´RE AN OLDFASHIONED FAT ASS….BRINEY SHINES WHILE YOU´RE MELTINGDOWN….U R NOT FUNNY ANYMORE, AND LIES MANY TIMES
Duh….that isn't a mustache and is from her lip procedure. GeeeZ
Does she have a moustache??
Best things for those kids is her overdosing
Is she sporting a mustache?????????????
OOOOOHHHH!!!!!! girl, it's wax time.
This poor girl is the victim of years and years of the paparazzi stalking her. How Princess Di Died is probably the way that Britney will go also.
Stop talking about Britney, she has problems and she deserves our humaneness.
In Italy we love her and her new album!!
Britney is and always will be the Pop queen in the world.
Love her.
Britney has her own life you have your own life, get the fu*ck over it shes an entertainer your not so don't be jeolous when she sells millions il be up in your face.
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Re: veggiegyrl – Leave it to a nutcase vegan to make an ass of herself! Eat some meat girl so you can use your little pea brain. I love all the imbecile who think everything is a conspiracy theory. Morons! Intelligent people eat meat cunt!
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On a positive note: Her hair is looking better
That's about the only positive goin on for her right now….
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