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The blackout is over!

We have seen the light and realized something very important: Britney Spears makes life better.

This past week, we didn't mention the Britster a single time. Not once. It was painful. We didn't think we could do it. But we did. And we're never doing it again!

Life without Britney is sad and grey. She brings trashtastic technicolor brilliance to our normal by comparison life.

The frequent and habitual drug user was in rare form on Friday.

Spears showed up to court for her scheduled custody hearing and it was a DISASTER.

She had "frequent bathroom trips." Three to be exact.

She even managed to change her hair and sunglasses during a break. Such a diva. Rocking a new look during court!

Though reporters were not allowed inside the courtroom, things must not have gone well for Brit Brit. She was seen crying and speeding away from the courthouse, almost hitting a bus.

The court-appointed parenting coach submitted a report to the judge which basically spelled it out for him: U-N-F-I-T-N-E-Y. Spears ignored her kids. Ignored the parenting coach. Ignored all logic and reason.

The highlight of the day, easily, had to be when asked by reporters how she was doing, Britney responded by saying, "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!"

Yes, she really said SNORT it. In front of reporters from Extra and Us Weekly.

The judge hasn't made his ruling yet. He heard all the evidence and said we can snort expect a decision on Monday or Tuesday.

Brit Brit and her lawyer were asking for 50/50 joint custody.

Ain't no way THAT'S gonna happen! It sure as hell better not!

Don't U agree?????

[Image via WENN.]

458 comments to “"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!"”

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  1. lalo says – reply to this


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    PEREZ DOES TOO “frequent bathroom trips.”…HIS FAT ASS HAS TO SHIT ALL THE SHIT HE HAVE INSIDE BEFORE HE GET POISONED…BLACKOUT IS A HIT
    PEREZ DOES TOO “frequent bathroom trips.”…HIS FAT ASS HAS TO SHIT ALL THE SHIT HE HAVE INSIDE BEFORE HE GET POISONED…BLACKOUT IS A HIT
    PEREZ DOES TOO “frequent bathroom trips.”…HIS FAT ASS HAS TO SHIT ALL THE SHIT HE HAVE INSIDE BEFORE HE GET POISONED…BLACKOUT IS A HIT
    PEREZ DOES TOO “frequent bathroom trips.”…HIS FAT ASS HAS TO SHIT ALL THE SHIT HE HAVE INSIDE BEFORE HE GET POISONED…BLACKOUT IS A HIT

  2. lalo says – reply to this


    402

    PEREZ DOES TOO “frequent bathroom trips.”…HIS FAT ASS HAS TO SHIT ALL THE SHIT HE HAVE INSIDE BEFORE HE GET POISONED…BLACKOUT IS A HIT
    PEREZ DOES TOO “frequent bathroom trips.”…HIS FAT ASS HAS TO SHIT ALL THE SHIT HE HAVE INSIDE BEFORE HE GET POISONED…BLACKOUT IS A HIT
    PEREZ DOES TOO “frequent bathroom trips.”…HIS FAT ASS HAS TO SHIT ALL THE SHIT HE HAVE INSIDE BEFORE HE GET POISONED…BLACKOUT IS A HIT

  3. lalo says – reply to this


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    PEREZ DOES TOO “frequent bathroom trips.”…HIS FAT ASS HAS TO SHIT ALL THE SHIT HE HAVE INSIDE BEFORE HE GET POISONED…BLACKOUT IS A HIT

    PEREZ DOES TOO “frequent bathroom trips.”…HIS FAT ASS HAS TO SHIT ALL THE SHIT HE HAVE INSIDE BEFORE HE GET POISONED…BLACKOUT IS A HIT

    PEREZ DOES TOO “frequent bathroom trips.”…HIS FAT ASS HAS TO SHIT ALL THE SHIT HE HAVE INSIDE BEFORE HE GET POISONED…BLACKOUT IS A HIT

  4. smurfy says – reply to this


    404

    she is having anxiety /panic attacks , it would explain frequent trips to restroom it is a major part of the symptoms.
    dont believe it go to webmd.com

    lets hope she can get some help soon,before we lose her like anna nicole.

  5. loser. says – reply to this


    405

    again perez has resorted to the worst of worst when it comes to talking about britney. i dont understand how they could see her crying when shes wearing those glasses. umm i really dont think she said the quote perez.. ur a fat fucking loser that is trying to put her down.. i bet u ur going to be miserable when her album sells.. and then ur going to go on another little escapade about how her fans are her enablers.. just bcuz we have more dignity than u and dont talk shit about people… i honestly believe that all of this shit being written about her.. is an attept to make money.. i mean come on… pictures of her are worth the most… and the worst they re the more they sell… obviously stupid stories like this will be made up… EXPECT MORE OF THEM FROM THE LOSER PEREZ!! WHO CANT ACCEPT THE FACT THAT BRITNEYS MUSIC IS ACTUALLY GOOD!!! HAHAHAH!!

  6. wtf? says – reply to this


    406

    Re: Katherine Marsh – .. as a mom u know nothing…. umm honestly lynn get the custody of her children?! r u kiddimg me.. what lynn needs to do is fucking stop abusing britney cash account and actually be there for her daughter no matter what?… people say ohh shes tried.. but she cant control britney.. if i ever fucking "dropped" my mom out of my life.. my mom would not walk away and say "oh a tried"helping.. no. a real mom would fucking camp outside of her daughters house and do no matter what to help her.. jamie lynn is a bad mom.. and if britney is a bad mom.. well u know what they say.. u are the way ur raised to be.. and u should know that the most considering ur a mother urself.. so stfu!

  7. holly says – reply to this


    407

    it looks like she has a mustache with that new upper lip

  8. c says – reply to this


    408

    she is getting a mustache

  9. MINE says – reply to this


    409

    PEREZ, SERIOUSLY.
    YOU NEED TO LIVE HER ALONE.

  10. sandman says – reply to this


    410

    What's with the Racketball shades?

  11. LoyalFan says – reply to this


    411

    honestly i would turn lesbian for brit.

    shes going through tough times. stay out of it and let her make her own mistakes. stop judging her…you dont see her calling you a fat freak with pink hair?…get over it.

  12. Sonia says – reply to this


    412

    IF YOU HATER HER SO MUCH WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HER ??????
    YES!! SHE DOES DESREVE 50/50 … NO MOTHER DESERVES NOT HAVING HER KIDS LESS THAN THERE MANHORE FATHER (KFED) BUT YOUR PRISSY FATASS HASENT DELIVERED A BABY HAVE YOU?????? IM SURE U WANT 2 THOUGH … HAHA FAG

  13. HO HATER says – reply to this


    413

    HEY!!!!!!THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE NAME OF HER NEW CD. IF THE SMELLY BOOT FITS?

  14. ME says – reply to this


    414

    MESS

  15. perez is a douche bag! says – reply to this


    415

    YOU ARE A DOUCHE BAG PEREZ…

  16. lbo says – reply to this


    416

    what a fucking moron

  17. Lex says – reply to this


    417

    Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it? What the fuck? She actually almost looks kinda hott in that picture.

  18. CHAOS says – reply to this


    418

    DAMN GOOD JOB PEREZ!!
    SO PROUD OF YOU… I'M SURE IT WAS SO HARD NOT TO TALK ABOUT MS. DRAMA HERSELF …..

    SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS PRETTY IN THE PHOTO ..
    A LITTLE FERGIESH …

  19. I SPEARED BRITNEY says – reply to this


    419

    THIS GIRL NEEDS A FUCKING HARSH DOSE OF REALITY……..AND SO DO HER "FANS"……..WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD STILL BE A FAN OF THIS FUCKING HO! I HOPE BRITNEY GETS WHAT SHE DESERVES….I HOPE HER ALBUM BOMBS AND HER KIDS WRITE TELL-ALL BOOKS ABOUT WHAT A FUCKING FREAK SHE IS. I HOPE THIS BITCH OVERDOSES AND DIES BECAUSE CLEARLY SHE WON'T JUST DISAPPEAR!! AND ANYONE WHO HATES ON K-FED: HE IS WHAT HE IS, BUT OBVIOUSLY HE'S A GOOD DAD AND IF HE WAS JUST A FAME-WHORE HE'D BE ON THE COVER OF STAR TRYING TO EXPLOIT IT ALL LOHAN STYLE…CLEARLY HE IS CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT'S BEST FOR HIS KIDS…..I HOPE HE GETS A TON OF BRIT'S MONEY BECAUSE SHE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTE OF SKIN AND SPACE. KEVIN WAS THE ONLY THING HOLDING BRIT'S SHIT TOGETHER. THIS BITCH NEEDS TO GO AWAY FOREVER.

  20. lilly says – reply to this


    420

    THANKS PEREZ!!!! I WAS GETTTING SO SCARED!!!! I NEEDED MY TRASHY BRITNEY FIX!!

  21. fko says – reply to this


    421

    Sad. I was enjoying the brit-free posts on your site… you can do better!

  22. KEVIN'S STORY IN NEWS OF THE WORLD WILL SHOCK YOU says – reply to this


    422

    READ KEVIN'S STORY IN SHOWBIZ, NEWS OF THE WORLD, BRITNEY IS REALLY SHOCKING - FAME HAS RUINED HER, SHE NEEDS SOMEONE TO STAND UP TO HER - DISGUSTING- THIS BITCH IS EVIL

    WWW.NOTW.CO.UK WWW.NOTW.CO.UK WWW.NOTW.CO.UK WWW.NOTW.CO.UK WWW.NOTW.CO.UK WWW.NOTW.CO.UK

  23. Trina Tarina says – reply to this


    423

    We need Britney because she is a symbol of our own messed-up lives. If SHE can pull out of all her problems, then all of us can too. So we watch every day to see what she's going to do …. hopeful that she'll rise up and be a winner, fearful that she'll wind up on the bottom of the heap … knowing that we've been just as stupid as she has been at different points in our past, but knowing there is hope … always ….

  24. OUTRAGEOUS!!! READ KEVIN'S STORY IN NEWS OF THE WORLD!! says – reply to this


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    WWW.NOTW.CO.UK KEVIN FINALLY TELLS THE WORLD HIS SIDE TO THE STORY:

    >HE HATED HER BREASTFEEDING WHILST DRUNK ON VODKA
    >HER BI-SEXUAL BEHAVIOUR WAS A TURN-OFF FOR HIM
    >SHE TREATED HIM LIKE ONE OF HER STAFF
    >SHE'D LEAVE THE KIDS UNSUPERVISED BY THE POOL

    NOW WON'T PEOPLE SEE WHAT A BITCH SHE IS

  25. Britt says – reply to this


    425

    you know what… sorry to say… but i think brit brit looks really good in this pictureeeeeee!! i dont know why… lol

  26. Jus says – reply to this


    426

    OMGGGGG - she is looking goooooooooddddddddd…

  27. shay711 says – reply to this


    427

    This BITCH is the biggest fucking failure anyone has ever seen. If that judge gives her any type of custody he's snorting it right next to her on her bathroom breaks.

  28. J W says – reply to this


    428

    thanks for giving it a shot PH….. bet you were cringing all week.

  29. madmax says – reply to this


    429

    Re: JT – Well moron, when you are in an important court hearing, you do not leave in the middle for any reason. That just shows how much of a self-absorbed idiot she really is. You get there early. You dress your best. You show respect to the judge. That judge should have held her in contempt and threw her in jail. Courts are clogged up these days, and should not be held for white trash with money to "powder her nose."

  30. shutupstellaismyshit.com says – reply to this


    430

    right the fuck on britney! snort it upppp.
    fannius

  31. alisa says – reply to this


    431

    is brit sportin' a stach'?? is it to collect the dope for later?

  32. Brittany says – reply to this


    432

    Britney looks great!! Oh yeah, I love her new album too! She is the shit! You fat ass hater!

  33. NYC 2 LA says – reply to this


    433

    Are those her new lips?

  34. Lovely says – reply to this


    434

    There u go once more talking out ur ass first she didn't leave upset she was very happy, she got over night visatations. kevin's lawyer was shot down by the judge. And what r u perez? u must be such a wussy! u blocked me coz I suppose I might have offended u but atleast I tell the truth. u can sure dish it but u sure can't take it! what a wussy!

  35. lauren says – reply to this


    435

    the stache is HAWT :p and one can't help but wonder: what is the one thing you can actually eat, lick, snort, AND fuck? i must say, the mind reels…

  36. Dirty Sanchez says – reply to this


    436

    It looks like somebody gave brittney a dirty sanchez!!

  37. Rovinierre says – reply to this


    437

    I'm not really one for kicking them when they're down, but I don't think she's fit to be a mother. =/

  38. Leanne says – reply to this


    438

    What a stupid fuckwit, those poor children should be kept away from her permanently!

  39. christine says – reply to this


    439

    CAN'T HER PARENTS LIKE COMMIT HER OR SOMETHING, SHE CLEARLY HAS PSHYCHOLOGICAL PROBLEMS AND ISN'T IN THE FRAME OF MIND TO THINK FOR HERSELF, FUCK REHAB, SHE NEEDS A PHYCHIATRIC INSTITUTION, IT'S A SHAME, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS GIRL???

  40. kimmy says – reply to this


    440

    You know, it's funny. People hate Britney but they waste their energy and part of their day commenting on her.

  41. spliff says – reply to this


    441

    OH dear. she's gone and done it again.

    xoxo, Spliff

  42. lola says – reply to this


    442

    She just gets worse and worse. Just when I think she can't surprise me, she does! I can't believe she said that!

  43. what are you talking about ? says – reply to this


    443

    Re: MaryG – Briteny has never been in jail.If so when ?

  44. HUH!? says – reply to this


    444

    those lip injections gave her a moustache that people with fat lips get, that HAD to have been a drug induced idea to get plastic surgery but how can someone be on drugs THAT often and still not get sick

  45. anna says – reply to this


    445

    she doesnt offend me , but perez your rude comments about her do!!

  46. brit's mom says – reply to this


    446

    Re: Lara
    i will off you freak!!

  47. lmc says – reply to this


    447

    omg!! r u serious??!! she is officially the dumbest bitch i know!! haha!

  48. BB says – reply to this


    448

    Perez I respected you but I'll never do it again!
    Britney is going through depression and media interest just makes her more nervous!
    Most of you bitches would do the same in her position! But it's funny if you're not part of the problem!
    Just LEAVE HER ALONE!

  49. meeee says – reply to this


    449

    how to raise a sicko

  50. laurad says – reply to this


    450

    Does anyone else see the mustache she's rockin?

  51. giana says – reply to this


    451

    Yeah everyone could say Britney messed up .. but every little thing she does is being watched .. i bet if you did that to any one else's life we'd look just as bad! .. give her a break seriously .. she's under so much pressure and all the tabloids arn't helping .. i can't wait until her cd .. hopefully it's a success .. GIMME MORE

  52. Dana says – reply to this


    452

    First off,
    she looks sooooooo pretty in that photo
    second, her album is going to do FANTASTIC[random but i had to say it]
    third, if my kids got take away i'd tell the reports to off fuck too
    So what she said “'Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!'”
    THAT SO PROVES EVERYTHING, NOT!
    She didn't say she did drugs,
    god perez ur the one on drugs!
    -.-

  53. robby says – reply to this


    453

    she actually looks good here though, or at least her hair looks normal.

  54. be quiet says – reply to this


    454

    Re: kimmy – even funnier that you waste your day reading all the comments and then try to be superior to those who can actually admit they have nothing better to do.

  55. lip wax is needed says – reply to this


    455

    Re: Dana – why skippy,she does looks so purty with that bloated face and mustache on her lips!!!

  56. Christa says – reply to this


    456

    So she got lip injections..but didnt get the Geraldo Rivera mustache waxed?

    Dumb ass…

  57. Nobody says – reply to this


    457

    brit is so fucking stupid. Perez I love you!!!!! Ur the shit!!!

  58. chloe says – reply to this


    458

    i like brit even now i think she has stil got it i just wish that the press would leave her alone ps who thinks bam margera is sexy ME lol

    sseexxyy

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