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Jennifer Lopez is coming out with her fifth fragrance, Deseo (Spanish for 'Desire'), this February. What J. Lo desires the most is _______.

    Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 9:59 am / Email this  »

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    1. mandy says – reply to this


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      a man her own size

    2. dahling says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!

    3. Me says – reply to this


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      BEN……

    4. Rachel says – reply to this


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      …actually look like she does in that photo?

    5. Trav says – reply to this


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      someone to give a shit about her

    6. arwen says – reply to this


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      An abortion.

    7. Drive says – reply to this


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      a cooch that doesn't smell like a burrito

    8. Cash grab says – reply to this


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      To separate you from your money for some of the swill she's peddling.

    9. mekiaboo says – reply to this


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      for everyone to leave her alone, including perez!

    10. Michelle says – reply to this


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      A good career

    11. rrright says – reply to this


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      SOMEONE TO PAY ATTENTION TO HER…NOT!

    12. Rocinha says – reply to this


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      De joder

      First?

    13. 1 says – reply to this


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      1

    14. lisa says – reply to this


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      a cute husband. now she's going to be cursed with ugly babies.

    15. Rocinha says – reply to this


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      De joder

      First???

    16. Stinky says – reply to this


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      a 5th fragrence?? I only know of one so I guess the other 3 aren't doing so well.

      Please, stop with the parfum bullshit. I have yet to smell and certainly have never bought a celeb parfum that has smelled remotely good. They all smell like fake shit.

    17. Steve says – reply to this


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      A baby!

    18. tiny says – reply to this


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      a better ad

    19. I don't know says – reply to this


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      Fuck

    20. leez says – reply to this


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      some bebbezz

    21. dora says – reply to this


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      talent

    22. Kristen says – reply to this


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      attention!

    23. MEL says – reply to this


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      THE ABILITY TO SING!!!!!!!

    24. Lorena says – reply to this


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      TELL THE WORLD WHAT EVERYONE KNOWS ALREADY SHE IS PREGGY!!!!!!!!!

    25. Tina says – reply to this


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      Some tasty bone marrow on toast. Mmm mmmmm

    26. Aunt Jemima says – reply to this


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      another vampire for a threesome.

    27. elliemae says – reply to this


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      ugly men like Mark Anthony

    28. Marc Anthony CONTROLS HER MIND says – reply to this


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      A husband that looks more like Ben than a fish head skeleton….

    29. Stewie says – reply to this


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      Her career back.

    30. ME says – reply to this


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      SKELETOR!!!!!!!!

    31. Kelsey says – reply to this


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      A baby! :D

    32. Mo says – reply to this


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      a husband that doesnt look like a drowned rat

    33. MEL says – reply to this


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      THE ABILITY TO SING!!!!!!!!

    34. erna says – reply to this


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      violet affleck

    35. Yohohohoho says – reply to this


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      A smaller butt ?

    36. ☼☼♀☻krazihottkelli☻♀☼☼bitchygrl☻ says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzI'll bet thiz bitch doezn't havezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      zzzzzzzzzany friendz..after all who wantz a zzzzzzzzzzzzz
      zzzzzhomewrecker around..waiting to zteal your manzzz
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    37. joana says – reply to this


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      MONEY.. thats what she wants

    38. yall says – reply to this


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      Save Britney Spears !

    39. scent bandit says – reply to this


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      JLo want to not stank

    40. Obsessed says – reply to this


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      an ounce of talent?

    41. Ragu says – reply to this


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      A big dick up her ass!

    42. lala says – reply to this


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      Less twat odor!!!!!!!!

    43. JohnnyLawEsq says – reply to this


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      money and attention…..

    44. Kay says – reply to this


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      to be what she ONCE was

    45. Puta Odorosa says – reply to this


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      to not be a fat-ass talentless pube with a butt-ugly husband.

    46. gem says – reply to this


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      a real man.

    47. Peter says – reply to this


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      FAME! fame whore!

    48. morientes says – reply to this


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      "Deseo" does NOT mean Desire.
      It actually means WISH….Learn Spanish!!

    49. wtf says – reply to this


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      wtf

    50. VaJay Jay says – reply to this


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      Thin Thighs and half of her actual ass

    51. Lauren says – reply to this


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      Re: Drive

      To: #7 - Drive, the racist trailer trash.

      You are an uneducated, inbred half-wit.
      Get your cultures straight & learn to respect women.

      Take your smelly, skanky, welfare ass to Jerry Springer.

    52. O says – reply to this


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      a viable career?

    53. ptb says – reply to this


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      skeletor

    54. crotchrocket says – reply to this


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      No one likes this ugly bitch..she's like the nastiest thing out there..
      I even like Unfitney better than her and that ain't saying much.

    55. My Two Cents says – reply to this


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      J-Lo is getting to be played out

    56. NO JLO NO says – reply to this


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      TALENT!

    57. WTF says – reply to this


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      ANOTHER BABY SEAL FUR COAT OR DOG COAT BC SHE IS A SPAINLESS SELFISH WHORE.

    58. meg says – reply to this


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      MORE AND MORE MONEY

    59. tacky whore says – reply to this


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      ANOTHER BABY SEAL FUR COAT OR DOG COAT BC SHE IS A SPINELESS SELFISH WHORE.
      ANOTHER BABY SEAL FUR COAT OR DOG COAT BC SHE IS A SPINELESS SELFISH WHORE.
      ANOTHER BABY SEAL FUR COAT OR DOG COAT BC SHE IS A SPINELESS SELFISH WHORE.
      ANOTHER BABY SEAL FUR COAT OR DOG COAT BC SHE IS A SPINELESS SELFISH WHORE.
      ANOTHER BABY SEAL FUR COAT OR DOG COAT BC SHE IS A SPINELESS SELFISH WHORE.
      ANOTHER BABY SEAL FUR COAT OR DOG COAT BC SHE IS A SPINELESS SELFISH WHORE.
      ANOTHER BABY SEAL FUR COAT OR DOG COAT BC SHE IS A SPINELESS SELFISH WHORE.
      ANOTHER BABY SEAL FUR COAT OR DOG COAT BC SHE IS A SPINELESS SELFISH WHORE.
      ANOTHER BABY SEAL FUR COAT OR DOG COAT BC SHE IS A SPINELESS SELFISH WHORE.

    60. GWC says – reply to this


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      What J. Lo desires most is . . . my cock!!

    61. Daris says – reply to this


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      to smell my new fragrance called "Take a Shower, you're sticky". She must be the only person relying on multiple layers of Walgreen's perfume to conceal the scent of Tapatio. No wonder no one has heard of the other 3 perfumes. Glow Jen. Glow.

    62. trousers says – reply to this


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      Dinero and her reflection!!

    63. Latina Poster Child says – reply to this


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      A decent film role.

      Why does she keep getting publicity? She was washed up long ago. It's because she is Latina, isn't it?

    64. jackie says – reply to this


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      for her pregnancy to be kept a secret.

    65. Cat says – reply to this


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      A paper bag for her man's face

    66. !!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      endangered fox fur for eyelashes. she's a compassionless, selfish cunt of a whore.

    67. ☼☼♀☻krazihottkelli☻♀☼☼bitchygrl☻ says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      what zhe dezirez
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      the mozt: iz taking a dad
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      away from hiz kidz..coz, no
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      other man would have her, bitch◘
      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    68. jblowcansuckherselfandprobablydoes says – reply to this


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      BABY ENDANGERED FOX FUR EYELASHES AND BEYOND WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRE

    69. j-ho blows says – reply to this


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      some talent!!! she has none and can't market anything but an ass, which by the way is old and no one wants it anymore!

    70. April Toledo says – reply to this


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      dude perez this is her 8th fragrances, i love all of them too!

    71. J Lo wishes... says – reply to this


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      …to have skinny arms & legs like in her Photoshopped picture.
      …for her ass not to get any bigger during her pregnancy.
      …for her baby NOT to look like her fug husband Marc Anhtony.

    72. Cubanita81 says – reply to this


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      MONEY!

    73. Lisa says – reply to this


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      A HIT RECORD, A HIT MOVIE, SOME TALENT AND A VOICE THAT CAN ACTUALLY SING AND HIT A HIGH NOTE AND A GOOD LOOKING HUSBAND.

    74. megan says – reply to this


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      to actually have a career again.

    75. MIKIshisms says – reply to this


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      money money money, MONEY!!!

    76. Myriam C Webster says – reply to this


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      …reconstructive surgery for his face and a customized penis extension for her husband, who makes Rumer Willis look like one of the genetically gifted humanoids in Ian Fleming's "Moonraker!"

    77. JoJo says – reply to this


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      A decent looking husband.

    78. poo says – reply to this


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      another hit :-(

    79. Heehaw says – reply to this


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      adoration

      #4 yes! wish I'd thought of that

    80. tucsonmom says – reply to this


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      Attention. Lots and lots of attention.

    81. J-Lo's Mom says – reply to this


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      To have back the fame, fortune and fan following she had while she was with Ben Affleck. Good times! All gone. She's too old for the music scene she is trying to appeal to now. Lost cause!

    82. Michelle says – reply to this


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      a straight husband hahaha

    83. meatpuppet says – reply to this


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      vaginal reconstruction

    84. no perez fan says – reply to this


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      money, money, money, money…money.

    85. Wendy says – reply to this


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      A pediatrician

    86. Obnoxious says – reply to this


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      to be jennifer garner ?

    87. Tani says – reply to this


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      …a hit record.

    88. Jeff says – reply to this


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      for Jeff to take her home and peekamo her.

    89. Chesley says – reply to this


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      I guess I'm in the minority. I like JLO and always have.

    90. If she has to : says – reply to this


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      If this is her 7th. perfume..then the bitch is running out of money.
      Who needs to put 7 perfume's on the market? Can't stand this
      ugly skank. I feel sorry for Marc's kids. They have to grow up without their father because of this selfish bitch. Don't anyone buy
      one thing she puts out..and yea, I forgot this heartless bitch wears fur..better watch wearing fur anymore, we're watching you.

    91. stevie4444 says – reply to this


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      mo' money, mo' money, mo' money… Or, home-girl don't play dat!

    92. britbabe says – reply to this


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      a decent new album

    93. Cecee says – reply to this


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      A real man, some one who looks like Ben Afleck…. Actually Ben Afleck, she couldn't hold on to him and settled for skelator from heman……

    94. hotsy totsy says – reply to this


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      …Mariah Carey's album sales

    95. stary says – reply to this


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      Money, she is a greedy woman

    96. eliabitch says – reply to this


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      to actually have that body!!!!!

    97. tonia says – reply to this


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      her new baby she finna have

    98. rachelbot says – reply to this


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      that she had her career back

    99. giocubano says – reply to this


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      All U Crackerz Don't know shit, Deseo means Wish Stupid!!

    100. PhillipP says – reply to this


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      A real man not a skeleton.

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