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   "MOOGEED"

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   First Bitches!!!!!!

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   cross your fingers

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   1st

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   #1

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   it should be called "how to turn your child into a train wreck and a divorcee all by 25!"

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   "derrrrrrrr"

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   dont take my advice look at what i raised

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   "giving up"

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    word on the street is that no one comes to your site anymore

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    do as i say and not as i do…or children will be screwed.

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    How not to be a parent

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    MOO JEED KIDDENOSH PAJOGGIN

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    How to fail as a parent

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    how to betray your meal ticket

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    "What Not to Do"

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    First Bitches

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    fuck that shit.

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    i fucked up

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    omg first
    how a fucked- up mother i am!!!!

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    Whore them out

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    "I raised a spoiled drug abusing brat"

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    Oh. And FIRST?!?!?!

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    Oops, I did it wrong.

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    How to much money off your kids

26. Orange Oprah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Tough Love with a foreword by loving, caring mother, Dina Lohan.

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    PIMPIN… The Lynne Spears Story

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    "Being a Christian Cunt didn't stop my daughter from turning into a WHORE OF BABYLON"

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    Re: lh – _____whore them out, pretty much sums it up.

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    So is this just cause you're mad you're getting sued?

31. Myriam C Webster says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    TRAINWRECK: The SAD, SAD, SAD, SAD, SAD SAGA of How America's Favorite Pop Princess Britney Became Shitney in No Time At All!

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    "A Mothers Guide To Living Off Your Daughtes Fortune"

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    I am a worthless mother and so can you!

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    oops, i did it again!

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    confessions of a menopausal trash mom

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    I FUCKED up Britney and Now Jamie Lynn is Next!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!1!!1one!!1

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    is this a joke…

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    Always keep a fresh pair of panties on cause you never know when…..

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    I'm a slave to my f*ck up daughter

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    "Parentless: A Guide to mis-parenting your child, raising her to be a superstar, then dumping her when she needs you most…all while maintaining the public's sympathy…

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    She can only write a book on what NOT TO DO. Britney has always portrayed a kiddie porn image and was pushed into exposing flesh and using her sexuality to gain fame. She was doing this since she was 16 and her mother allowed it. Britney now has a hard time basing her career on depth & talent instead of her sexuality. I think sexuality is sacred and should be shared in love with much discretion, not publicly. B. made it more cool and "empowering" for pre-teens and teens to be overtly sexual before they were ready for the consequences. Britney was a puppet, now she is lost, and her mom should be ashamed for not protecting her.

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    Re: PerezLover – "Always keep a fresh pair of panties on cause you never know when….. "

    ROFLOL…OMG - YOU WON!!!

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    How Not To Parent by Lynn Spears

    Tip #879 Always have more than one child. You know how the saying goes "if at first you don't succeed–try, try again." Adhere to that.

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    Oh yeah, and if people of "faith" buy this CRAP, I am going to be pissed! Seriously this mother should be ASHAMED. I can totally see why Britney does not talk to her. Why should she? And we should not give Britney a hard time for not talking to her mom. Doesn't the fact that her mom would use her daughter to write a book show why Britney does not talk to her? B's mom sucks and she is full of crap if she thinks she is a good mom.

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    SHOULD HAVE USED BIRTH CONTROL

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    FUBAR

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    Don't Do What "Johnny Dont" Does.

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    It should be called "what not to do!"

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    how to fuck up my kids

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    How to raise your kids to give you headaches

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    Dont do as i do or youll end up like my kid

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    "how i am an enabler and use my child's money and help ruin here life and career and how you can do that too"

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    "Can I still get an Abortion?" by Lynne Spears

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    OMG…If that rumor is true,then I will be writing a book about being gay,and hope to god no one finds out I'm straight.

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    It should be called "How To Lose A Daughter In 10 Years, And Rinse & Repeat." It tells a story of a mother who whore her first daughter out and now she'll be whoring the second one too. It's gonna be #1 best seller worldwide when people find out there's testimonies from great mothers like, dina lohan, hayden's mom, jon benett's mom, etc etc… woot! can't wait!

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    I Done Fucked Up Y'all

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    It should be called “Pimping your Child for Millions the Disney Way.”

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    "How to raise a psycho path in eighteen years or less"

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    "If I did it"……..

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    You can't do worse then me!

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    Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it…

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    "How NOT To Raise A Child"

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    "How To Raise A Spoiled Brat"

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    I fucked up with my kids, maybe you will do better?

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    I Fucked Up

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    It should be called simply "I SUCK"

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    'Opps Don't Do It Again'

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    FAILED,,and then some!

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    Learn From My Mistakes!

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    Book title tip #1: "Too much, too fast: A stage mom's inside look at the pitfalls of raising a daughter in the limelight at an early age."

    -or- You can just name it for what it's really worth:

    Book title tip #2: "A treatise on how I fucked up my daughter's life because I thought fame, money, and fortune would improve my family's life. In the end, it wasn't worth it. I've lost the relationship with my daughter and sold her soul to this secular world"

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    "How to Raise Your Very Own Hellspawn Tard: A Cautionary Tale".

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    it should be called….

    "i tried"

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    How to exploit your daughter's meltdown!!

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    "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO" by Momma Spears

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    Tales of a Trailer Trash Mom: The Lynne Spears Story

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    It should be called: My kids are a mess and yours can be too

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    How to exploit your daughter's meltdown by writing a book

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    "SIKE"

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    …….it should be called "How to Fuck and Make a Buck Off of Your Offspring."

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    " 10 SIMPLE STEPS TO LIVE OFF YOUR CHILDREN, DESTROY THEIR SOULS AND SUCK COCK TO GET AHEAD IN HOLLYWOOD"
    By Lynn Spears

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    I fucked Britney in the ass with a strapon

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    Just call it “Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!”. It will sell best that way.

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    "Where I failed"

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    It should be called…"Don't ask me, I'm Britney Spears mother"

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    "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!"

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    Lynn bites her nails. Like mother like daughter….

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    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!
    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!
    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!
    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!
    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!
    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!
    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!
    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!

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    EFF.

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    "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"

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    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL
    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL
    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL
    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL
    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL
    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL
    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL
    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL

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    A.K.A. Emit Fried Foods…

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    "I Shudda Hit Brit"

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    How to fuck up your children before they reach their 20s

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    WHAT NOT TO DO WITH YOUR KIDS!!!

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    How to fuck your kids up

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    How to fuck up your daughter and make her a cash cow.

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    well, now we know where britney got 'the brains'. geesh lynn, in light of YOUR daughter's mishaps (great example), could you think of a worse time to come out with a parenting book. *rolls eyes* shit for brains obviously runs in your family.

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    The title should be: "Never give in to your children how much they beg, plead or cry: the true story of putting a child's wants and desires over what she really needs." by Lynn Spears. I think Lynn gets a really bad rap by everyone. She isn't Dina Lohan by a long shot. Britney wanted the career since she was a child, Lynn and her father gave in, sacrificed a lot…even their marriage to give Britney the opportunity she so coveted. Britney herself made the choices that led to her downward spiral. Britney is an adult and has been one for some time now. It's unfair to keep blaming Lynn for Britney's problems. Britney began believing all of the hype surrounding her and that's where the problem really began. She is constantly surrounded by those who enable her, from fans, to paps, to hangers on…one site continually refers to her as "Queen B!That is really annoying. she isn't the "queen" of anything except self destruction.

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    Jorden: "oops, i did it again! " will have to wait until she fucks up Jamie Lynn too!

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    It should be called "I'm Writing This So-Called Book Just to Milk More Money Out of My Daughters and Gain More Fifteen Minutes While Doing It."

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    . It should be called “_________.”
    "I PIMPED HER NOW I'M GONNA FUCK HER"

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     "The Lynn Spears Parenting Manual "
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     "How to fuck up your family for generations to come by turning
     your bright, chirpy daughter into a child star"