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Britney's mom is writing a book about parenting, it was announced this week. It should be called "_________."

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  1. LOL says – reply to this


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    "MOOGEED"

  2. Meow! says – reply to this


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    First Bitches!!!!!!

  3. kidding says – reply to this


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    cross your fingers

  4. ray says – reply to this


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    1st

  5. heather says – reply to this


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    #1

  6. lolo says – reply to this


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    it should be called "how to turn your child into a train wreck and a divorcee all by 25!"

  7. laura says – reply to this


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    "derrrrrrrr"

  8. Erika says – reply to this


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    dont take my advice look at what i raised

  9. jorden says – reply to this


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    "giving up"

  10. fr says – reply to this


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    word on the street is that no one comes to your site anymore

  11. laura says – reply to this


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    do as i say and not as i do…or children will be screwed.

  12. Carly says – reply to this


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    How not to be a parent

  13. First is overrated says – reply to this


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    MOO JEED KIDDENOSH PAJOGGIN

  14. Rick says – reply to this


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    How to fail as a parent

  15. heather says – reply to this


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    how to betray your meal ticket

  16. molly says – reply to this


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    "What Not to Do"

  17. tater tot says – reply to this


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    First Bitches

  18. carla says – reply to this


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    fuck that shit.

  19. stephanie says – reply to this


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    i fucked up

  20. shucha says – reply to this


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    omg first
    how a fucked- up mother i am!!!!

  21. lh says – reply to this


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    Whore them out

  22. HA says – reply to this


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    "I raised a spoiled drug abusing brat"

  23. HA says – reply to this


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    Oh. And FIRST?!?!?!

  24. ham says – reply to this


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    Oops, I did it wrong.

  25. Travis says – reply to this


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    How to much money off your kids

  26. Orange Oprah says – reply to this


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    Tough Love with a foreword by loving, caring mother, Dina Lohan.

  27. Kacky says – reply to this


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    PIMPIN… The Lynne Spears Story

  28. MIGHT MAKES RIGHT says – reply to this


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    "Being a Christian Cunt didn't stop my daughter from turning into a WHORE OF BABYLON"

  29. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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    Re: lh – _____whore them out, pretty much sums it up.

  30. Perezyousuckass says – reply to this


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    So is this just cause you're mad you're getting sued?

  31. Myriam C Webster says – reply to this


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    TRAINWRECK: The SAD, SAD, SAD, SAD, SAD SAGA of How America's Favorite Pop Princess Britney Became Shitney in No Time At All!

  32. Jesse says – reply to this


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    "A Mothers Guide To Living Off Your Daughtes Fortune"

  33. Henry Krinkle says – reply to this


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    I am a worthless mother and so can you!

  34. jorden says – reply to this


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    oops, i did it again!

  35. meli says – reply to this


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    confessions of a menopausal trash mom

  36. Damien says – reply to this


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    I FUCKED up Britney and Now Jamie Lynn is Next!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!1!!1one!!1

  37. lane says – reply to this


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    is this a joke…

  38. PerezLover says – reply to this


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    Always keep a fresh pair of panties on cause you never know when…..

  39. kerryvan says – reply to this


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    I'm a slave to my f*ck up daughter

  40. aj says – reply to this


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    "Parentless: A Guide to mis-parenting your child, raising her to be a superstar, then dumping her when she needs you most…all while maintaining the public's sympathy…

  41. tu says – reply to this


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    She can only write a book on what NOT TO DO. Britney has always portrayed a kiddie porn image and was pushed into exposing flesh and using her sexuality to gain fame. She was doing this since she was 16 and her mother allowed it. Britney now has a hard time basing her career on depth & talent instead of her sexuality. I think sexuality is sacred and should be shared in love with much discretion, not publicly. B. made it more cool and "empowering" for pre-teens and teens to be overtly sexual before they were ready for the consequences. Britney was a puppet, now she is lost, and her mom should be ashamed for not protecting her.

  42. aj says – reply to this


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    Re: PerezLover – "Always keep a fresh pair of panties on cause you never know when….. "

    ROFLOL…OMG - YOU WON!!!

  43. Noele says – reply to this


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    How Not To Parent by Lynn Spears

    Tip #879 Always have more than one child. You know how the saying goes "if at first you don't succeed–try, try again." Adhere to that.

  44. tu says – reply to this


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    Oh yeah, and if people of "faith" buy this CRAP, I am going to be pissed! Seriously this mother should be ASHAMED. I can totally see why Britney does not talk to her. Why should she? And we should not give Britney a hard time for not talking to her mom. Doesn't the fact that her mom would use her daughter to write a book show why Britney does not talk to her? B's mom sucks and she is full of crap if she thinks she is a good mom.

  45. its all good says – reply to this


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    SHOULD HAVE USED BIRTH CONTROL

  46. ... says – reply to this


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    FUBAR

  47. Tyra Skanks says – reply to this


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    Don't Do What "Johnny Dont" Does.

  48. raleighwood says – reply to this


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    It should be called "what not to do!"

  49. Mickeyg411 says – reply to this


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    how to fuck up my kids

    or

    How to raise your kids to give you headaches

  50. heather says – reply to this


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    Dont do as i do or youll end up like my kid

  51. TexanBoy22 says – reply to this


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    "how i am an enabler and use my child's money and help ruin here life and career and how you can do that too"

  52. Henry Krinkle says – reply to this


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    "Can I still get an Abortion?" by Lynne Spears

  53. liz says – reply to this


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    OMG…If that rumor is true,then I will be writing a book about being gay,and hope to god no one finds out I'm straight.

  54. Dani California says – reply to this


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    It should be called "How To Lose A Daughter In 10 Years, And Rinse & Repeat." It tells a story of a mother who whore her first daughter out and now she'll be whoring the second one too. It's gonna be #1 best seller worldwide when people find out there's testimonies from great mothers like, dina lohan, hayden's mom, jon benett's mom, etc etc… woot! can't wait!

  55. coolfuzzies says – reply to this


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    I Done Fucked Up Y'all

  56. Louise says – reply to this


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    It should be called “Pimping your Child for Millions the Disney Way.”

  57. sheena says – reply to this


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    "How to raise a psycho path in eighteen years or less"

  58. Jessie says – reply to this


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    "If I did it"……..

  59. steph loves john mayer says – reply to this


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    You can't do worse then me!

  60. radmom says – reply to this


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    Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it…

  61. Luvli Mum says – reply to this


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    "How NOT To Raise A Child"

    OR

    "How To Raise A Spoiled Brat"

  62. Theresa says – reply to this


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    I fucked up with my kids, maybe you will do better?

  63. kh;lkfa;sd says – reply to this


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    I Fucked Up

  64. bombshell says – reply to this


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    It should be called simply "I SUCK"

  65. elle says – reply to this


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    'Opps Don't Do It Again'

  66. blondjane says – reply to this


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    FAILED,,and then some!

  67. ashley says – reply to this


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    Learn From My Mistakes!

  68. King Soloman's Wisdom says – reply to this


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    Book title tip #1: "Too much, too fast: A stage mom's inside look at the pitfalls of raising a daughter in the limelight at an early age."

    -or- You can just name it for what it's really worth:

    Book title tip #2: "A treatise on how I fucked up my daughter's life because I thought fame, money, and fortune would improve my family's life. In the end, it wasn't worth it. I've lost the relationship with my daughter and sold her soul to this secular world"

  69. LOLOMGWTFBBQ says – reply to this


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    "How to Raise Your Very Own Hellspawn Tard: A Cautionary Tale".

  70. alex.. says – reply to this


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    it should be called….

    "i tried"

  71. Good Mother says – reply to this


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    How to exploit your daughter's meltdown!!

  72. peanut says – reply to this


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    "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO" by Momma Spears

  73. jan says – reply to this


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    Tales of a Trailer Trash Mom: The Lynne Spears Story

  74. Lauren says – reply to this


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    It should be called: My kids are a mess and yours can be too

  75. Good Mother says – reply to this


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    How to exploit your daughter's meltdown by writing a book

  76. christina says – reply to this


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    "SIKE"

  77. olives says – reply to this


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    …….it should be called "How to Fuck and Make a Buck Off of Your Offspring."

  78. FARTO says – reply to this


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    " 10 SIMPLE STEPS TO LIVE OFF YOUR CHILDREN, DESTROY THEIR SOULS AND SUCK COCK TO GET AHEAD IN HOLLYWOOD"
    By Lynn Spears

  79. Bob says – reply to this


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    I fucked Britney in the ass with a strapon

  80. Holly says – reply to this


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    Just call it “Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!”. It will sell best that way.

  81. me says – reply to this


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    "Where I failed"

  82. Rebecca says – reply to this


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    It should be called…"Don't ask me, I'm Britney Spears mother"

  83. P.T.Bull says – reply to this


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    "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!"

  84. Michelle says – reply to this


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    Lynn bites her nails. Like mother like daughter….

  85. SHITNEY FANS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN STUPID AND UGLY says – reply to this


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    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!
    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!
    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!
    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!
    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!
    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!
    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!
    HOW TO LIVE THROUGH YOUR CHILDREN WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!!

  86. CB says – reply to this


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    EFF.

  87. Heather says – reply to this


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    "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"

  88. SHITNEY FANS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN STUPID AND UGLY says – reply to this


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    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL
    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL
    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL
    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL
    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL
    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL
    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL
    AN INSIDE LOOK TO GROWIN UP COUNTRY YA'LL

  89. CB says – reply to this


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    A.K.A. Emit Fried Foods…

  90. absa says – reply to this


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    "I Shudda Hit Brit"

  91. kate says – reply to this


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    How to fuck up your children before they reach their 20s

  92. Alisa says – reply to this


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    WHAT NOT TO DO WITH YOUR KIDS!!!

  93. sam says – reply to this


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    How to fuck your kids up

  94. W T F ? says – reply to this


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    How to fuck up your daughter and make her a cash cow.

  95. aneursym says – reply to this


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    well, now we know where britney got 'the brains'. geesh lynn, in light of YOUR daughter's mishaps (great example), could you think of a worse time to come out with a parenting book. *rolls eyes* shit for brains obviously runs in your family.

  96. anonymous says – reply to this


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    The title should be: "Never give in to your children how much they beg, plead or cry: the true story of putting a child's wants and desires over what she really needs." by Lynn Spears. I think Lynn gets a really bad rap by everyone. She isn't Dina Lohan by a long shot. Britney wanted the career since she was a child, Lynn and her father gave in, sacrificed a lot…even their marriage to give Britney the opportunity she so coveted. Britney herself made the choices that led to her downward spiral. Britney is an adult and has been one for some time now. It's unfair to keep blaming Lynn for Britney's problems. Britney began believing all of the hype surrounding her and that's where the problem really began. She is constantly surrounded by those who enable her, from fans, to paps, to hangers on…one site continually refers to her as "Queen B!That is really annoying. she isn't the "queen" of anything except self destruction.

  97. Alisa says – reply to this


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    Jorden: "oops, i did it again! " will have to wait until she fucks up Jamie Lynn too!

  98. JT says – reply to this


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    It should be called "I'm Writing This So-Called Book Just to Milk More Money Out of My Daughters and Gain More Fifteen Minutes While Doing It."

  99. yawn says – reply to this


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    . It should be called “_________.”
    "I PIMPED HER NOW I'M GONNA FUCK HER"

  100. Euromongrel says – reply to this


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    "The Lynn Spears Parenting Manual "
    or
    "How to fuck up your family for generations to come by turning
    your bright, chirpy daughter into a child star"

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