He's A Contender

A new poll shows that if the U.S. presidential election were to be held today, and the candidates were Rudy Giuliani, Hillary Clinton and Stephen Colbert, the Comedy Central funnyman would get 13% of the votes. For real.
God bless America!
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Colbert has a chance to get some votes. He's like Howard Stern - they both have diehard fans so loyal that they would walk in front of traffic for them. Colbert's army will vote for him.
wake up an francisco, this IS danny tanner! great halloween costume, stephen.
Re: KELL –
Ron Paul doesn't get many votes because he's totally against government intervention, unless you're a young woman, in which case if you get an abortion it will be back-alley, illegal, and both you and your doctor could go to jail. Jail! Oh, but no extra money to pay for jails, no extra money to pay for kids. That's right, no income tax for rich people, no subsidies for poor people, non-intervention isolationist foreign policy, legal drugs, small small government…except for one (1) crime, which affects only young women. You'll note that he's an old man. Fuck him, vote Colbert!
COLBERT 08
I WOULD BE SOOO HAPPY IF HE WON!!
COBERT!!
I LOVE STEPHEN COLBERT!!!!!
I wanna take a dump on his face…but I'm afraid he'll like it.
WELL HE CANT BE MUCH WORSE THAN THE JACKASS WE CALL OUR PRESIDENT! GO COLBERT!
im voting for him
Every time the democrats get a decent chance of winning the election they split their possible vote as much as possible!