The New & Improved Bobby Brown

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Hello cowboy!

Yes, that really is Bobby Brown.

The bad boy of hip hop is attempting a career reinvention. Well, that and he just wants a paycheck!

Brown is filming a new show in Nashville for CMT where he is trying to be a country music singer. Other D-lebrities on the show include Dee Snider, Maureen McCormick and Sisqo.

Here is bobby at the Wildhorse Saloon on Thursday night.

We think he'd be a good country music singer. He can sure sing about heartbreak and booze. He's got friends in low places!

    Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 9:39 pm / Email this  »

    56 comments to “The New & Improved Bobby Brown”

    1. Jill says – reply to this


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      first

    2. Meow! says – reply to this


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      He is such a loser, I am glad Whitney got rid of him!!!

    3. whit says – reply to this


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      first!

    4. bobbyjizzedonwhitney says – reply to this


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      Barak Obama is trying to get the Country vote now.

    5. Laura says – reply to this


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      This is just sad!!!

    6. heather says – reply to this


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      he's greasy

    7. julia says – reply to this


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    8. OK says – reply to this


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      W T F

    9. Gimmecrack says – reply to this


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      This crackhead is soooooo fucking gross. I knew a crackhead who always twisted his jaw sideways when he just smoked crack!!!!
      I think he's dead now…..kind of like Bobby will be soon!!!!!!

    10. anna says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHA…… that outfit!!!

    11. costamesaboy says – reply to this


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      funnnnny……….. god bless the crackheads of America, Shitney is lost like whitney, but whitney had it once.. bobby is alright, who cares.. Obama is probably a secret terrorist cell ””””” sobriety is a trip! huh mayNerd

    12. eb says – reply to this


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      wait, isn't there another D-celebrity who tried his luck at rap? I believe his name is Mario, or Perez Hilton as he is known to the rest of the world.

    13. JamRock says – reply to this


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      STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS KIDS BECAUSE BECOMING AN UNFORTUNATE MESS CAN HAPPEN TO YOU TOO!

    14. KEL says – reply to this


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      BOBBY!!!!!!!!

    15. Mal says – reply to this


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      Oooooh, I thought he was playing the cowboy in The Village People. F'n loser.

    16. SHITTY BEEF says – reply to this


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      ******ATTENTION*****

      RYAN HAS SAND IN HIS VAGINA AND GEN SHALIT CUMS IN HIS ASS, THEN HE FARTS IT OUT ONTO BOB SAGETS FACE

      DICK BALLS PUSSY FLAPS FOR ALL

    17. Marsha says – reply to this


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      his lips looks like a big fat labia. He needs to go call dr 91201

    18. Kat says – reply to this


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      Wife Beater, loser, look what you did to that poor women who at one time had it all. Now look at her.

    19. KFC says – reply to this


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      WHY DOES BOBBY ALWAYS LOOK LIKE HE HAD A BUCKET OF EXTRA CRISPY CHICKEN AND HE FORGOT TO ASK FOR NAPKINS?

    20. pixie says – reply to this


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      WHAT THA HELL!!!!!

    21. tres says – reply to this


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      Please don't even take us to that planet

    22. collin says – reply to this


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      So many issues with you Perez! Bobby Brown is not and never will be hip hop! God, you suck! I once adored you but you really are third rate! Where is the Louella Parsons to your shitty interpretation of Hedda Hopper! You fucking suck now! You're so angry and bitter. Ughhhh! Note: This is your warning, if you can not do the job correctly others including myself wiill step in you piece of trash!

    23. Blackass says – reply to this


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      Hey! It's Hop-A-Long Negro!

    24. Ray says – reply to this


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      Is Jessica Simpleton also on this show? she could get in some training for her rumoured new musical direction.

    25. Robert says – reply to this


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      Seriously…..
      Does he have a gun in his holster?
      I have the perfect target.

      ….and it's not Whitney…..

    26. James says – reply to this


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      I still hate him he only made poor Whitney worse!

    27. Tem F says – reply to this


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      I wonder if he's off the crack? Probably not, if he's singing country now.

    28. PLANET OF THE APES says – reply to this


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      I AM A FUCKING SPIC ISLAND MONKEY AND I SMELL LIKE ONE TOO! I AM A FUCKING SPIC ISLAND MONKEY AND I SMELL LIKE ONE TOO! I AM A FUCKING SPIC MONKEY, AND I SMELL LIKE ONE TOO! I AM A FUCKING SPIC ISLAND MONKEY AND I SMELL LIKE ONE TOO! I AM A FUCKING SPIC MONKEY AND I SMELL LIKE ONE TOO! I AM A FUCKING SPIC MONKEY AND I SMELL LIKE ONE TOO! YES, I AM A SPIC ISLAND MONKEY SO I SHOULD NOT TALK ABOUT ANYONE ELSE!! I DESPERATELY NEED HELP BECAUSE I AM A SPIC ISLAND MONKEY, SO TO AVOIT THAT TRUTH I TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE!!!

    29. Aussie Jane says – reply to this


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      He's creepy with drug fucked eyes to match.

    30. laconic says – reply to this


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      Re: byron harris
      The racism experienced by all people of color is an European left over. More specifically English and French initiated during colonialism.

    31. Rollergirl says – reply to this


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      Bobby Brown? Isn't that Buck Swope?

    32. Wendy says – reply to this


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      Friends in low places? Awwwww, you're a closet Garth fan aren't you Perez? Hehehehehehehehe!!!

    33. Queen Victoria says – reply to this


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      Re: byron harris – It's obvious you are not from the UK.
      People are not put in prison for using the "n" word. And as "laconic" states,
      it goes back to colonialism. Study your history. Back when I was Queen,
      we went to Jamaica and actually had dwarf tossings. Guess what color they
      were? Thank God for the Revolutionary War — GO USA!

    34. kimmy says – reply to this


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      Are you kidding me? What a tard! Bobby- leave the country music to white people bro.

    35. Kalli says – reply to this


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      I LOVE YOU BOBBY

    36. Gia says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez,
      I was at the night club, Fuel, in downtown Nashville last week where the same D listers were performing with Gretchen Wilson, John Rich and a few others. Bobby Brown was in the femme bathroom soaking up all the attention from the silly chicks inside. Perez…how is Bobby going to go out knowing that he will be surrounded by people who want his autograph…and STANK like he hasn't bathed in a year? It was so putrid that you could almost make out a Scooby Doo green phantom fog around his person. GROSS!
      I LOVE PEREZ!!!
      Gia

    37. John McClane says – reply to this


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      Yipee Ki-Ya Motherfucker!

    38. Kendra says – reply to this


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      Perez,

      I live in Nashville and work at Vanderbilt Children's Hospital. All those D list Celebs were there. They were filming the Gone Country show with some of the kids. It was so funny. Dee Snyder was sipping a juice box and eating animal crackers. Bobby was rocking an addias suit, shell tops and a brown cowboy hat. I had to get my pic with him and e totally made him sy Tenderoni. The man maybe off the crack, but not the booze. He was lit. Couldn't he at least wait until after he left the kids.

    39. HASBEEN says – reply to this


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      WHOA - BOBBY BROWN USED TO BE SMOKIN ON CRACK PIPES BUT IM CONVINCED NOWADAYS HE ALSO SMOKES SAUSAGE. HE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FROM BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. HE IS A TALENTLESS HASBEEN AND AN ICON FOR QUEERS AND TRANNIES. GOD BLESS HIM.

    40. curt says – reply to this


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      WASHED UP HAS BEEN

    41. CURT says – reply to this


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      WHAT A MESS

    42. 4sknfAN says – reply to this


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      HEY BOBBY! BRITNEY'S AVAILABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so much in common

    43. sandman says – reply to this


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      He's just pissed that he didn't get the lead in 'Brokeback Mountain. He really wanted that role; he lives it, and the part was written for him. Get over it already! Thank you…

    44. Better Late Than Never says – reply to this


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      I could NOT believe it when gorgeous Whitney hooked up with that idiot fugly druggy asshole.
      Took her long enough, but she finally snapped out of her drug induced haze fueled by him to leave his skank ass.
      And that poor Bobbi Kristina - she unfortunately not only got his name, but his looks as well….sad.

    45. tina says – reply to this


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      The racist remarks are in very poor taste !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    46. WHITE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA says – reply to this


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      WHEN ALL THE SPICS LEAVE OUR COUNTRY I WILL BE GRATEFUL!!! WHEN THE SPIC TROLL STOPS MAKING RACIAL COMMENTS ABOUT WHITE AND BLACK AMERICANS I WILL TOO!!!

    47. WHITE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA says – reply to this


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      WHEN ALL THE SPICS LEAVE OUR COUNTRY I WILL BE GRATEFUL!!! WHEN THE SPIC TROLL STOPS MAKING RACIAL COMMENTS ABOUT WHITE AND BLACK AMERICANS I WILL TOO!!!

    48. AMERICANS UNITED AGAINST SPICS!!! says – reply to this


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      #35 BYRON hARRIS THAT IS NOT YOUR REAL NAME AND YOU ARE NOT FROM THE U K, YOU ARE THE SPIC TROLL TRYING TO START A RACISTS RANT YOU BITCH SO GO TO YELL!!!

    49. EARNEST says – reply to this


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      WHITE AND BLACK AMERICAN MUSIC RULES!!! WE HAVE ALWAYS ENJOYED AND LISTENED TO EACH OTHERS MUSIC!!! ALL GREAT AMERICAN MUSIC ORIGINATED IN THE SOUTH!! WE DON'T CARE WHAT THE P.R. TROLL SAYS BECAUSE SHE IS JUST JEALOUS!!! AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL!!! OUR CULTURE RULES!!! HISPANICS CAN ALL DROP DEAD OR GO HOME IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHICH!!! COUNTRY, BLUES, JAZZ, ROCK & ROLL!!!

    50. EARNEST says – reply to this


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      WHITE AND BLACK AMERICAN MUSIC RULES!!! WE HAVE ALWAYS ENJOYED AND LISTENED TO EACH OTHERS MUSIC!!! ALL GREAT AMERICAN MUSIC ORIGINATED IN THE SOUTH!! WE DON'T CARE WHAT THE P.R. TROLL SAYS BECAUSE SHE IS JUST JEALOUS!!! AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL!!! OUR CULTURE RULES!!! HISPANICS CAN ALL DROP DEAD OR GO HOME IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER WHICH!!! COUNTRY, BLUES, JAZZ, ROCK & ROLL!!!

    51. Ness says – reply to this


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      I would HARDLY call the lead singer of Twisted fucking Sister D-list.

    52. lindsey says – reply to this


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      I flew in from Nashville to LA on friday and Bobby Brown was sitting next to Maureen. Also Carnie Wilson was a part of the group. Bobby was next to me before we boarded the plane. He smelled like a nasty bar and it was only 6pm!

    53. Merrick says – reply to this


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      What is going on with his lips? Is that how he's making his money now that Whitney kicked his ass to the curb. ;0

    54. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      TAKE A GOOD LOOK KIDS AND REMEMBER THIS: AS FAR AS CRACK GOES….THE BEST ADVICE IS NOT TO GET MIXED UP WITH THIS SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!

    55. Kelly says – reply to this


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      ISNT THIS THE GUY FROM THE BURGER KING COMMERCIAL? TENDERCRISP BACON CHEDDAR RANCH?

    56. Perze loves my... says – reply to this


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      Hmm, D-list you say. How come you weren't on that list pussy? Look at the D-list celebs that were on that petty ass wanna be rap show that you tanked on? Shar Jackson, Skid Row dude, and your douche nozzle ass….you have plenty of room to talk you smelly cunt!