Our New "It" Boy

Khloe Kardashian is our new fave!!!!

Isn't he gorgeous????

KK showed to the premiere of Somebody Help Me at the Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood on Thursday night.

Now that his show, Keeping Up With the Kardashians, is a hit for E!, hopefully Khloe can save up enough money to finish his gender reassignment surgery.

Next up for KK? Making a home porno with Chyna.

They're practicing some fancy "squirting" techniques to dazzle us!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 3:11 pm / Email this »

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K says – reply to this

101

very funny. She DOES look like a guy….
Chelle says – reply to this

102

I like Kim's sisters boots! haha
v says – reply to this

103

***PEREZ, YOUR SO FUCKING MEAN****
kelly says – reply to this

104

i think she is pretty! give the girl a break
She has a twin says – reply to this

105

Khloe is identical to the lead singer of the group The Donnas! Love that group!
forevareal says – reply to this

106

Someone told me to check out your page… So I did… You sound pretty Bitter! Your always bashing people and who made you the judge of fashion, beauty, and whats in? You obviously need help in all of those areas! I see this is where you bank; your constant bashing obviously puts money in the bank for yourself. So why stop? I'm not sure if I would either… But i hope you come to a point where your character means more and you'll kind of switch your tactics to a little bit more upscale and sensible criticism…
s.a.m says – reply to this

107

It's crappy comments like this that send perfectly normal looking people racing to the plastic surgeons, puking up their food and hittin' the "candy". Thanks for contributing, Perez.
Mark says – reply to this

108

Wow Perez, you say the cuntiest things!
b says – reply to this

109

dressed alike - check, same hairdo - check, same breast implants -check, junk in the trunk - check…..how come the faces look so different? different fathers?
lovesuuuPEREZ! says – reply to this

110

You are so brillz! Where do you come up with this shit? LMAO!!!
hellogoodbye says – reply to this

111

Perez, i love you but this is mean! yet i'm laughing….anyone standing next to kim is going to look ugly - not fair for her sisters. when standing alone they look half way cute - when standing next to kim they look fug.

kim stop being so damn hot!
Jen says – reply to this

112

Lay off Perez! That's too harsh. Take it down a notch!
LIL A says – reply to this

113

R HER PITTS WET??? EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW
sha Nay Nay says – reply to this

114

It must be a sad moment as a parent when you realize that you have raised three daughters whose main aspiration in life is…..to be a wet pussy.
jen says – reply to this

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EWWW…..PIT STAIN!!!!!!!!
Annelise says – reply to this

116

Does she have pit sweat or what!
jb says – reply to this

117

i keep asking myself who the f is kim kardashian. finally on howard stern they said she was known for a sex tape. jesus christ. both scary looking with giant fake boobs. blech
IGNORE THIS TRASH says – reply to this

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STOP GIVING FREE PUBLICITY TO THESE USELESS, TALENTLESS, WORTHLESS, VAPID SKANKS. THEY DON'T ACT, SING, DANCE… THEY ARE NOT REAL ENTERTAINERS! THEY ARE NOBODIES!!!!

STOP GIVING FREE PUBLICITY TO THESE USELESS, TALENTLESS, WORTHLESS, VAPID SKANKS. THEY DON'T ACT, SING, DANCE… THEY ARE NOT REAL ENTERTAINERS! THEY ARE NOBODIES!!!!

STOP GIVING FREE PUBLICITY TO THESE USELESS, TALENTLESS, WORTHLESS, VAPID SKANKS. THEY DON'T ACT, SING, DANCE… THEY ARE NOT REAL ENTERTAINERS! THEY ARE NOBODIES!!!!
Homer says – reply to this

119

They both look like they should be soliciting on Hollywood and Vine. Can't this family every act like they have some class?
kassie says – reply to this

120

THATS A HUGE BITCH!!!!!!!
Lauren says – reply to this

121

Perez…tsk tsk… thats not very nice I actually like Khloe alot I think Kim is the fucking weird one. She sounds or try's to sound just like Paris Hilton…it's creepy. Go Khloe!!! She rocks and is very beatiful just like Courtney…Look at your Fug ass…lose some fucking weight and shave that shit of your face
Anna says – reply to this

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Is she really a guy going thru a transgender procedure? because if she/he is they need to work on the face she looks like a man still.
CINDY says – reply to this

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KIM IS SO BEAUTIFUL QUIT LYING PEOPLE SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU HATE TO ADMIT THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE MAD BECAUSE SHE AINT INTERESTED IN NO CORNY ASS WHITE GUYS SHES GOT GOOD TASTE IN MEN. YOU WHITE CORNY DORKY WHITE GUYS WOULDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT. SEXY BLACK MEN KMOW HOW TO MAKE LOVE THEY ARE JUST ROMANTIC AND SEXY IN THE BED ROOM . WHIT GUYS JUST DONT KNOW WHAT THERE DOING THEY ARE SCAREY. AND I AM NOT BLACK EITHER. I AM A ATTRACTIVE WHITE FEMALE AND I KNOW THE REAL DEAL.
hey says – reply to this

124

shut up perez khloe is taller and skinner than you'll ever be
honey says – reply to this

125

These bitches, along with the rest of their family is ,are a fuckin joke!Maybe they are trying to be interesting because they have cameras on them.Their show is ridiculous. The way they talk to their mother is very disrespectful but she allows it.This tramp only became known because she SOLD a sex tape of her and whoever was fuckin her that week.Maybe if parents would be parents instead of trying to be friends with their kids behavior like this could be avoided.GET SOME CLASS ABOUT YOURSELVES!
washed_up_hollywood* says – reply to this

126

LOL!!!!
that bitch is ugly, and is she a man???? she has 2 be…that show is so fucking dumb…. whats wrong with the dads face???
stephanie says – reply to this

127

am i the only one who notices her massive pit stain
a says – reply to this

128

lolllll perez you are so bad. this one post was funnier than you've been in a while.
Another White girl THAT Wants to be Down says – reply to this

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Re: CINDY –

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Oh god…your one of those white girls who like to be down with black guys…WTF!!!!!!! Your a loser with those remarks you made..Im not even white an Im offended..What the fuck can they do so great, I would like to know, because I can make any girl orgasm and Im not black, so fuck you…I hate when white girls do a black guy and then think they're down..Get the fuck outta here.
YOUR A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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Re: CINDY –

Fuck YOu Whore..You know the real deal..I swear, How about the way you perform…YOu know your nothing special, just because you have a hole that can be pounded..OHH That makes you a great lover.. White Girls doin black guys..hmm What MAKES THEM SO SPECIAL..Bitch
kkkk says – reply to this

131

i'm actually liking the kardashians kkkk
they're pretty funny~
confused says – reply to this

132

Are they men or women? Hard to tell, they look like they've had a botched sex change surgery!!!
EB says – reply to this

133

two words, TITTY FUCK!
U SUCK says – reply to this

134

Perez you are a fool, She is awesome!
sha Nay Nay says – reply to this

135

Congratulations Chris Kardashian….you raised a bunch of daughters that want to rub their clit's on a stripper pole!
hahhahaha says – reply to this

136

im all for kim kardashian but her sister is a biiig mama. I mean she is so big boned compared to porn slut on the left
Boo says – reply to this

137

I see nothing but a humongously offensive pit stain. It's just wrong.
lupe says – reply to this

138

I agree with everything you said,finally someone agrees with me,…its like we're best friends without you knowing it..lol go perez…I love you bitch!!!
tina says – reply to this

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nice pit stains….
Kim says – reply to this

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SHE NEEDS A NOSE JOB BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kendra says – reply to this

141

Ew! I'm pretty tall to begin with, but I sure as shit don't look like a man ready to take a facial!

Her hair is greasy nasty & she should really consider hiring her sister's makeup artist.
racheypoo says – reply to this

142

I love them!! Leave them alone, Khole's so hot!! She reminds me of my own sister!
LLOVE says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA He is Gorgeous!!
khloefarts says – reply to this

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she looks like a man. I feel so sorry for her, she basically has to ride Kim's coattails for life. WIth a face like that, you would have to have a hot looking sister/mother/father to make the pages of a magazine. COUGH COUGH…rumer willis..COUGH. COUGH…

Khloe is a fat whore, she seriously needs to get her face fixed. WOW!

I bet she and Kim don't have the same daddy! How could they? If they did, i would say to the mother, its time to rethink that DNA test with the milk man!!!
*** says – reply to this

145

usually really enjoy your humor, but that's not entertaining - that's cruel. you know she's reading what you say about her. your observations regarding her appearance only serve to make YOU look like the ugly one.
spics are gross says – reply to this

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#136 is a fucking spic troll who cares what you think with your tiny taco brain. Just stick to your gangbanging hoodrats(FAT JOE/ DADDY YANKEE)
Bay Area Biotch says – reply to this

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Re: Christine – OMG! I was gonna say the same thing.
Yeah she does dude!! ha ha lmao! gross… with that much money and she cant control it. HA!!
WOMAN says – reply to this

148

She is the funniest one on the show. Your just jealous that shes a hotter woman than you will ever be.
HASBEEN says – reply to this

149

IN THE PICTURE ABOVE I SEE TWO TALENTLESS HASBEENS
tellitlikeitis says – reply to this

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#152, I agree with you 1000%. It's so disrespectful to Khloe and to the people that care about her……………..pick on somebody who deserves it! At least Khloe can be funny without being obnoxious!!
Oxley says – reply to this

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Don't forget you always have porn, and I'm sure your bimbo mom wouldn't mind managing that career either.
Heather says – reply to this

152

Ew.
Pit stains.
Ninzapoo says – reply to this

153

aaaahhh man man man man man
janit says – reply to this

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nice sweat stain under her arm
Kisha says – reply to this

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You know want to be her!
YAY says – reply to this

156

Wow dont get mad cause shes gettin more dick than your fat ass perez!
She doesnt look bad you big fat tard and she is actually funny unlike you.
tigr says – reply to this

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That's just mean i think they are both beautiful. At least Khloe has a personality!!
pegtheegg says – reply to this

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OH Christ you just made me think of that internet photo of Chyna's clit that it took me 5 years to erase from my brain!! Thanks alot asshole! lol
nykole says – reply to this

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haha i knew it!
qUEEN bITCH says – reply to this

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nASTY sWEATY BOY ARMPITS! eWWWW… tEEN sPIRIT
Alex Never2Funky says – reply to this

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You are out of your DAMN MIND!!!!

Khloe is a HOT chick. Her sisters are damn hot too. I think the only ones who think she's a man either don't have the goods to handle the job. But not everyone wants a size 0 bobble-head. I mean Kim would get it, but Khloe is right there with her.

Keep it FUNKY. Never2Funky.com

-Alex
yo momma says – reply to this

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u better stop talking shit cus shes gonna beat your ass!!!! and u deserve it kloe is a mean bitch!! in a goood way!!
Matt says – reply to this

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I think Khloe is gorgeous some of us like a woman with some meat on their bones
tino says – reply to this

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Is that the sister that was kept locked up?
mmm says – reply to this

165

perez your so CUTE!!!!!!!!!
gget in my pants please

FATTY