We Don't Believe It

Filed under: Ellen DeGeneres

Star magazine is reporting that Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have broken up.

Say it ain't so! It ain't so.

Star isn't exactly the most credible of magazines and we're inclined to think this story is bullshit.

We'd be very sad if Ellen and Portia broke up. They are our lesbian Brangelina!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 9:06 am / Email this »

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rien says – reply to this

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Nooo! I hope this one is wrong, I love them together.
Puppys says – reply to this

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It was probably the puppy fiasco that pushed them over the edge
itsmeee says – reply to this

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First!!! Portia is hot!
Sookie says – reply to this

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First bitches
Homo says – reply to this

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I knew it wouldn't last.
jaz says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOOOO
Ask Me How I Really Feel says – reply to this

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Sorry…..Why do this too them? They are SOLID as a ROCK! Stop spreading the B.S. with more B.S. They don't need this! And neither do we.
ant m says – reply to this

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NOOOO
Alicia says – reply to this

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That would be so freakin sad! They are what's good about Hollywood!
Alex says – reply to this

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Nooooooo! They are just the cutes couple!
Alex says – reply to this

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Nooooooo! They are just the cutest couple!
jess says – reply to this

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portia should go out with reene with her new lesbian do
me says – reply to this

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who cares
beafrommanila says – reply to this

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first??
matt says – reply to this

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hot dykes.
phil says – reply to this

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big shit
Taylor M says – reply to this

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I really hope it's not true.
Sarah says – reply to this

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That would be a shame. They are GORGEOUS together…
Squarepusher says – reply to this

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I hope this is right, Portia deserves so much better than the totally psychotic Ellen !!
munch says – reply to this

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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
ITS TRUE says – reply to this

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I HEARD ELLEN'S VAG SMELLED LIKE AN OVERDUE SMOKED HERRING… THAT MUST BE THE REASON WHY THEY SPLIT.
Marci says – reply to this

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I'm not buying it.
Chl says – reply to this

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I love them! They are amazing! Please stay together!!!
Chl says – reply to this

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I love them together so much! Stay together!
rodney says – reply to this

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ellen is old o_O
My Two Cents says – reply to this

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Ellen has p*ssy breath, gross.
blah says – reply to this

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first bitchs…..give me a break losers why do people always type that, its just funny though to see them always second or further down the list like sookie who now looks like a retard.
My Two Cents says – reply to this

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Ellen has p*ssy breath, gross
trapitossucios.com says – reply to this

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Though Im not gay, I do dupport gay marriage…. (Im a Democrat, and Very Liberal) This *news* are very sad, needless to say Star took Ellen DeGeneres' dog incident meltdown to capitalize on it.. Smart Peeps at Star.. Oh! Its Victoria Gotti still in charge of Star??? Shocker!

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xtina says – reply to this

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I hope it is wrong, because I like them together and always seemed happy….BUT! I thought it was weird that you never heard from Portia on the dog issue and Ellen seemed awfully crazy upset about it, almost like there was just ALOT of other things happening in her life and the dog threw her over the edge.

Just my view on it.
Macho Man says – reply to this

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Guys I think we can get Portia back on the right team ! Good pussy like that is a terrible loss for the male race
sugah says – reply to this

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Say it isn't so! Poor Ellen, so unlucky in love. Will she ever find it?
kasia says – reply to this

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wow, they look alot alike
zippy says – reply to this

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Yeah, Perez you are the one to speak about credibility. Is Fidel still screwing your mom?
MAGGIE..UK says – reply to this

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I HOPE THEY HAVE NOT BROKEN UP THEY MAKE A NICE COUPLE
howdy says – reply to this

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Re: Puppys – is this reply thing new? i had to respond to your comment to see how this reply thing works.
i was thinking about the puppy thing too, LOL
P-Didder says – reply to this

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Ellen goes through women like I go through milk! She is a player! Do any gays stay in relationships, nope!
Nev says – reply to this

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That's probably WHY ellen was so emotional about the dog - Portia probably blamed her for the whole fiasco and called her stupid.
Portia missed real penis says – reply to this

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Portia went back to men. She missed penis. It's a well known fact that lesbian sex is boring as hell.
LisaLoo says – reply to this

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Re: Squarepusher – "Totally Psychotic Ellen?" You are the one who's totally psychotic. Ellen is awesome! She may be silly as all getout, but psychotic? NO WAY. I LOVE ELLEN!!!
lovelyone says – reply to this

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Re: Puppys – Hey! My Comment didn't come up! Anyways, is this reply thing new?? I was thinking about the puppy broke them up too, LOL
Shut up square says – reply to this

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Re: Squarepusher – You're an idiot. Millions of people love Ellen, and there's no way you can deny that.
amy says – reply to this

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Where there's smoke there is fire!! It seems like there usually is some truth to alot of these rumors.
This whole gay thing is boring already says – reply to this

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Gays can't stay together so what's the point of getting married? They just want to shit on Christians and that's about it. If they lived in a muslim country they wouldn't pull this gay marriage shit. Try that in Iran.
Al says – reply to this

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That's really sad, but there was a blind item earlier this week that alluded to them breaking up. Ellen might have been pushed to tears live on the air for more than just that damn dog. I think she was having issues in her relationship. Really sad.
christine says – reply to this

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Actually, that may explain why she was so emotional over the dog thing. She could have been releasing other feelings…
amy says – reply to this

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I bet this is all made up and put out there by Mutts n Moms as a form of retaliation. I am sure that they are getting absolutely no business and want to take all of the bad pr away from them. Remeber the crazy NASA lady who drove to Orlando in diapers that was plastered all over the news? Well isn't it interesting how the story disappeared after another celebrity scandal took over?
Michelle Rodriguez says – reply to this

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Maybe Portia liked the new Renee Zellweger do a lot too!
steve says – reply to this

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Portias fricken scary
fullofit says – reply to this

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She wasn't crying over her puppy, she was crying over her pussy.
Big Artie says – reply to this

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My guess is Portia decide she wanted some man meat,and Ellen wasn't Man enough!
Come out of the closet!! says – reply to this

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Re: This whole gay thing is boring already –

Congratulations on the stupidist post of the day!
I would suggest that if you don't like gays, or society's acceptance of them, then perhaps you should consider a move to beautiful downtown Tehran since you obviously have so much respect for Iran.
Tard.
lizbeth says – reply to this

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nooo!!! what's wrong we can't loose them! I hope it's bs
Lily says – reply to this

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This is sad if it is true. As an Aussie I hope this is a rumour…Portia rocks and Ellen (whose show airs daily on one of the major networks here) is a legend and has been good for her- she looked like shit before they got together. Remember those pics of her dancing at some event with her arms above her head and all you could see was bones? They were well publicised over here- the girl was sick. If this is true I hope she doesn't relapse.
Please become hetero says – reply to this

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Portia was the sexiest bitch on TV when she was on Ally McBeal, her and Lucy Liu
D-Nasty says – reply to this

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What about IGGY???
Obsessed says – reply to this

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Ellen seems like she has major codependency issues
Lily again says – reply to this

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Re: This whole gay thing is boring already –
What the fuck are you on about??? Gays can't stay together??? Shitting on Christians??? I am not even gay, nor do I have any gay friends and you have offended the fuck out of me with your single minded ignorant comments. It is obvious you are a muslim, and while I could post many reply comments here I will not generalise against others who share your opinions or religious beliefs like you have done woth homosexuals…instead I will single you out as an individual. YOU ARE A FUCKWIT IGNORANT ASSHOLE WHO POSTS UNDER THE BANNER OF THEIR RANT…NOT EVEN THEIR NAME
coco says – reply to this

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first of all ellen is full of shit.actually they both are.. why is anybody defending these two crooks when the agency that helps find good homes for dogs are scrutinized??? ellen signed an agreement and failed to abide by it, the agency just wanted to ensure the safefy of ALL their adopted animals..also, ellen has done this before..accepting a dog then giving it away weeks later..she gets bored easily
meatpuppet says – reply to this

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well we all know how lesbians are ………
CAROLA says – reply to this

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OHHHH NOO!
this is sad, they are cute together!
but let's look at the bright side: it's the perfect chance to Portia to date some chick as hot as she… say… MEGAN FOXXX!

lmao! yeah, we WISH!
Jenny says – reply to this

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I have heard this from another source also. Rumor has it that part of the reason Ellen had a break down on her show last week wasnt all because of Iggy. Part of the reason is that her and Portia may be splitting up. Portia is unhappy. According to my source Portia is "insatiable".

I feel horrible for Ellen. I wonder if Portia is really a lesbian. It sounds like another case of a straight bitch going for a lesbian then changing her mind a couple years later. Just like with Ann and just like what happened with Melissa Ethridge a few years ago. Typical bi bullshit!
Liz says – reply to this

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I really hope this is not true.
I think that they are such a great couple.
I BLAME THAT DAMN IGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tiffany says – reply to this

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explains the crying on her show.
Noah_Bennett says – reply to this

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That could explain Ellen's surprising hysteria about the dog recently.

I didn't quite believe that particular situation caused her to cry like that.
Jessica says – reply to this

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They can't break up! We don't need Ellen crying on her show again…its too depressing. They are too adorable.
scudder47 says – reply to this

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and your info has always been spot on–fidel!
ellen says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!
FIRST!!!!
FIRST!!!!
FIRST!!!!
FIRST!!!!
FIRST!!!!

FIRST!!!!
FIRST!!!!
FIRST!!!!

FIRST!!!!
FIRST!!!!
FIRST!!!!

FIRST!!!!
FIRST!!!!
FIRST!!!!
Castro... says – reply to this

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Pot calling the kettle black, don't you think?
Ruth says – reply to this

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I'll be devastated if that's true
LB says – reply to this

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Re: Michelle Rodriguez – Michelle Rodriguez,
RockJohny says – reply to this

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within minutes of seeing her puppy breakdown, i told my wife, "it's not the puppy, she's having bigger problems than a puppy….i bet she's losing her woman" haha
Is that ellen's daughter? says – reply to this

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No offense ellen, but she looks like she could be your daughter!
marge says – reply to this

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I hope this isn't true
Syrc88 says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*gasp* Maybe that's why the puppy affected Ellen so much! /
I love them both!
Angie and Porrtia == ooo la la says – reply to this

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I think ellen is just going through menopause and that's why she had an emotional break down on tv. Will Portia be able to handle ellens mood swings?
luna says – reply to this

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who cares…..
hmm says – reply to this

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Re: Jenny – no way! portia was with a woman before ellen. Ellen busted up the relationship but ellen was also already with some other woman.

Portia is lesbian!
luna says – reply to this

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who cares……
I don't believe it says – reply to this

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WOW Ellen is going through Dogs and FEMME'S. I bet the DOG thing was a blow. They don't keep dogs that won't lick pussy. eweeeee. I wounder if Ellen has a big Rose-Oh temper she hides in private. I feel sorry for gays because its harder to have a committed relation since it's kind of an abomination any way.
tina says – reply to this

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I heard that's why Ellen had a meltdown and was crying about that dog .. that if they didn't break up Ellen would have just simply mentioned the dog. She wouldnt have gone balistic and cried over the dog if her and Portia didnt break up.
tina says – reply to this

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I heard that's why Ellen had a meltdown and was crying about that dog .. that if they didn't break up Ellen would have just simply mentioned the dog. She wouldnt have gone balistic and cried over the dog if her and Portia didnt break up.

I hope they didn't break up
EVL Dick says – reply to this

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HAH! Portia realises that she digs dudes.
I'm Straight, I'm Gay, no I'm straight again!
TOM CRUISE IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY says – reply to this

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PORTIA GOT TIRED OF ELLEN'S HUGH COCK
shay711 says – reply to this

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NOOOOO they belong together!!!!!!! They are sooooooooooo cute together. There were rumors monthes ago that they were breaking up and they are still together. Don't believe the almighty, unreliable star magazine!!!!!!!
rrrttt says – reply to this

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Either Ellen's not a joy to live with or a serious player that likes to mix it up with different types of women. I think the latter. Hey she's got lots of cash why stick to one woman.
A REAL WOMAN NEEDS says – reply to this

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I GUES ROSSI WANTED TO FEEL THE REAL MAN MEAT AND NOT THAT FAKE STRAP-ON THAT LESBOS USE!!! I DON'T BLAME HER BECUZ THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THE REAL THING!!!
Henry Krinkle says – reply to this

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Bill Maher called in on his show last week. Ellen is such a sad, creepy cunt. Calling on the media to torment that woman in Pasadena (who was simply doing her job- whether you like/agree with it or not) because Ellen didn't get her way (re-gifting a fucking PUPPY)– AND THEN calling on the idiot hordes of dancing housewives to KILL the Pasadena rescuer via her crocodile-tear spectacle is simply pure EVIL. Ellen deserves to LOSE EVERYTHING (and she knows it). There is such a thing as being responsible with the power that you have been given– and however trivial and inconsequential an idiot talk show's range of power might seem from a distance– just imagine having millions of dumbfuck house-fraus calling your home threatening to KILL you- because Fucking ELLEN told them to. That is a fucking NIGHTMARE. Fuck her and her stupid girlfriend named after a fucking car. Maybe Ellen will go back to smoking crack with Celestia on the fucking mothership.
Madmaggie says – reply to this

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It's the dog!! that dog broke them up!!
mouse says – reply to this

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NOOOO!!! They are sooooo cute and good together!!! Such a cool couple!! BOOOO!!!
MISS VAGINA says – reply to this

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NO PEOPLE, PORTIA SIMPLY TOLD ELLEN SHE DOESN'T LIKE STRAP-ON COCKS ANYMORE!!! SHE WANTS A FLEASH AND BLOOD FELLA INSIDE HER, NO MORE RUBBER OR PLASTIC DICKS!!
jimy says – reply to this

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then why don't u evr rite about them?

whr r the pictures?

do they nd to hve kids?
mike says – reply to this

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Yeah Star's about as credible as Perez, but we don't mind buying his b.s. Anyhoo, it's karma. They both cheated on their longtime gfs with each other, and Ellen's poor lady didn't even find out ’til some reporter told her. Who cares anyway, Ellen's not funny and if Portia is hot, I don't see it.
Hyde says – reply to this

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Portia's looking thin. Stand up straight, Girlfriend!
Grapesoda says – reply to this

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O h noooooooo I hope it's not true!
Not true. says – reply to this

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Re: xtina – Dah! Portia was there the whole time they filmed the dog fiasco! Were you looking for a blunt? She was all involved!
maky says – reply to this

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AAYYYY! I WOULD HATE TO SEE THAT HAPPENING, THEY ARE THE CUTEST GAY'S IN HOLLYWOOD!
PERSONALLY I LOVE ELLEN (BIG fan of her show hehe.)
I'AM NOT GAY NOR HAVE ANY GAY FRIENDS…
AND ALL YOU PEOPLE WITH IGNORANT COMMENTS AND LAME PERSONALITIES , GO SHAVE YOUR MOMS ASS WHY DON'T YA' !!
UGH! ITS LAME TO SEE SO MANY PEOPLE WRITE STUPIDITY AND 1/2 !!
babs seelenstine says – reply to this

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Maybe Ellen wasn't upset about the puppy after all…
Genevieve says – reply to this

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Perez, Brangelina *WILL* break up, it's only a matter of time-just look how they got together. Not a good way to start a relationship by breaking someone else's heart. Now, Portia and Ellen, hopefully, will never break up. I agree, they are a great couple.
Firefly says – reply to this

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This was the reasn why she broke down on tv. She looked so pathetic. She should've handled this privately. Too bad.