We Don't Believe It

Filed under: Ellen DeGeneres

Star magazine is reporting that Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have broken up.

Say it ain't so! It ain't so.

Star isn't exactly the most credible of magazines and we're inclined to think this story is bullshit.

We'd be very sad if Ellen and Portia broke up. They are our lesbian Brangelina!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Oct 26, 2007 at 9:06 am / Email this »

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Veronica says – reply to this

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You know it would explain Ellen's hypersensitive reaction to the dog situation. The situation did warrant some aggravation but a full on emotional meltdown…I don't think so.

Ellen I love you, if Portia is dumping you, then it's her freaking loss!!!
Dog is Innocent says – reply to this

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Someone mentioned that it was "the damn dog". Please do not blame the dog, it's innocent. Would you say "that damn baby" if the dog were a newborn? I just hope the dog has found a loving home, a family that will love and take care of it!

I also hope Ellen and her girl aren't splitting, they are cute together! But please don't hate the dog. It's precious!
Janny says – reply to this

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I watched Ellen's show twice and HATED It. She's a goofball. And why is she so adored, and not only by lesbians it seems. Why can't a gay man have his own TV show? Lesbians are rewarded; Ellen, Rosie, Oprah…why???
PORTIA says – reply to this

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HAPPY HAPPY DAYS!!! NO MORE STRAP ON COCKS FOR ME!!!
Genevieve says – reply to this

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Re: Genevieve – Then again, Portia left Francesca Gregorini and Ellen left Alexandra Hedison for this relationship. Perhaps it is doomed afterall. If you want a healthy relationship, it needs to have a healthy beginning . . .
COCKMAN says – reply to this

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EXACTLY. START OFF WITH A HEALTHY COCK AND A HEALTHY VAGINA!!
Emmygirl says – reply to this

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Ellen was awful to Portia on the Emmy Red Carpet…put her down a couple of times when they were being interviewed…and sadly, it did not come across as "funny Ellen" at all. Me & my friends called this one after witnessing her behavior that nite.
Marianne Chitter Chatter says – reply to this

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First bitches. I think all that stress over the dog they adopted from those other two lesbians is what did it. They adopted this dog and then the two women they adpoted it from came right in to their back yard and took it back or something like that. I saw something about it making Ellen cry. Very sad.
MissyMarie says – reply to this

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What is wrong with you people? You all act like you are psychologists, dissecting the whole "puppy" incident. Are you really that ridiculous? Do you possibly think that maybe it was the puppy incident that made her upset? Why does it have to be over her relationship with Portia? Give me a break…all of your lives must be pretty fucking pathetic to be speculating someone elses relationship. A "healthy beginning?" What the hell is a healthy beginning? All relationships come with bagge, you cunt. A cock/vag relationship isn't necessarily healthy. Just because two people break up and hook up with someone else doesn't meant that they're relationship isn't healthy.

Grow up.
SEX-AH-TIME says – reply to this

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I BELIEVE STAR AFTER THE WHOLE DOG BRUHA…..TWO WOMEN IN A HOSE AND NOT ONE CAN CONTROL OR TAKE CARE OF A DOG….THEY HAVE BROKEN UP
not true!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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LIES ALL LIES
Ana says – reply to this

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i dont believe this… they cant break up that are tooooooo cute together.. star mag. has been reporting that brangelina have split.. and for what i know they are still together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Koree says – reply to this

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NOOOOO !!! Not ELLORTIA, I knew she was wailing for more than IGGY last week. I hope she don't go out looking for spaceships like ANN.
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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she is a dork, just like fatass perez!
Todd Lerom, PHD says – reply to this

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Re: MissyMarie –
Hey Missie Marie

Think about if that cunt Ellen had called you out on NATIONAL TELEVISION to be killed by all of her dumbfuck dancing minions? Think about it- before you start defending that mentally ill bitch- her insane behavior is the EXACT reason why they took that puppy away from her. And yes, I am a psychiatrist- who has been practicing in Canada for over 20 years– so I feel very comfortable calling Ellen for what she is. A completely insane Cunt desperately in need of medication (and cancellation).
Brit + JT 4EVER says – reply to this

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I hope that isn't true. I love them!
getalifepeople says – reply to this

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seriously people…..WHO CARES?!?!?!?!
my ass says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
andie says – reply to this

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maybe that was the real reason ellen was blubbering like a fool a couple of weeks ago. Not over some stupid dog but her girlfriend?
Anne Heche says – reply to this

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Re: Al – Yes, it was reported today in the Chicago Sun Times.
Ellen's on-air breakdown was NOT just about a dog. Clearly, something was
going on in her personal life. Portia will leave her for a man. They always do
because her partners aren't really gay, no woman is, actually. They just
pretend to be. Sorry.
Michal says – reply to this

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and all those times i sat there watched arrested development and everytime portia came on id whip it out and give it the beatings she deserved.. i had no idea she was a lesbian.. i guess that explains why she never got breast enlargemnet..

perez… shoot her my emaill.. i'll straighten that bitch out
Renae says – reply to this

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Re: fullofit – That is too damn funny!!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Poor Ellen,
I wish she could find a happy stable relationship.
She seems like a really nice person.
LB says – reply to this

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Poor Ellen! I think she was better off with the hot Alexandra Hedison cause it seemed very low profile and probably worked better because of that. I knew something was up cause her sobbing over that dog just didn't seem right. There's an article in the Chicago-Sun Times and they are saying the same thing as Star Mag that they've broken up.
Genevieve says – reply to this

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Re: COCKMAN – Sorry MR. Cockman, you are 100% incorrect. Gay people can definitely have healthy, strong relationships.
kathyc says – reply to this

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Ellen's too old & needs a personal trainer…she needs someone closer to her age like maybe Billie Jean King.
sue says – reply to this

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Ellen DeGeneres is not funny , at all . Just very annoying. Who gives a shit if they break up
key says – reply to this

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Re: meatpuppet – and what is that moron?
Maddy says – reply to this

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Re: amy –

Be real - they are not into using those tactics - stop talking out of your ass.
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if this is true - sad - nobody wants to see people break up from relationships.
Louise says – reply to this

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Ellen is nuts and a real loser. She goes through dogs, hairdressers and her "girlfriends" like used Kleenex. She averages about two years in her relationships but now that she is getting older and people are on to her, she may find herself kicked to the curb! Hooray and Boo on Ellen de Generate!
javajunkie says – reply to this

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NO NO NO NO NO this can't be true!! is there no hope at all for gay couples in Hollywood! i thought that finally we would have the star example of a perfectly good normal relationship for gays to look up to and to show straight couples how it's really done!! soo sad, i hope this isn't true!!!.
Barbara says – reply to this

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There are sooo many hateful comments about this it makes me sick!!! To say that gay people can not be committed is rediculous!!! I am and personally know many who are!!! I do hope the best for Ellen and her partner…maybe the stress of living an open lifestyle is taking its toll…I am not a celebrity and it still isn't easy being open as a same sex couple. People are SOOOOOO judgemental. Leave them alone!!!
MomV4 says – reply to this

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My question is: Was Portia a lesbo before she met Ellen? Because Heche was not and look what happened to them! I know it's only a rumor, but I would never be surprised if they broke up.
xmaryx says – reply to this

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Re: MomV4 – Yeah Portia has been gay since she was 16. before ellen she dated ringo starr's step daughter francesca gregoriani (sp?) for years…
Punch-Drunk Pretty says – reply to this

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Ellen is so hideous looking, how could something that insanely ugly ever believe Portia really dug it?
ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this

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PORTIA LOOKS STUNNING IN THIS GOWN! !HAIR , MAKEUP ALL ON POINT! AS FAR AS HER & ELLEN BREAKING UP, THIS WOULDN'T SHOCK ME..I WAS WONDERING HOW LONG THIS WAS GONNA LAST, OH WELL!
Big Bob says – reply to this

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Macho Man-I think I can get you to play for OUR team! They don't call me BIG BOB for nuthin'! I've got the right tool to open your CAN!
Maria says – reply to this

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A cute name for them would DeGenerossi's…..I'm happy they are still together.
Jeanne Tutt says – reply to this

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Degenerossi ain't going nowhere but up with each other! I love the gurls!
MissyMarie says – reply to this

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Dr. Todd,

I don't think decent psychiatrists should go around calling people cunts, or that they do. I work for psychologists….they don't speak like that about anyone. Plus, psychiatrists are medical docs, what is your ph.d in? Jackass…you don't even know what degree is what.

I'm glad they're still together, Star must be running out of Britney picks.
aron says – reply to this

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Hey Mucho man Portia is more gay than Ellen. Portia new she was gay since she was around twelve. Her mother found the book the joy of lesbian sex under her bed at the age of 13. Portia also said that she would get young girls drunk when she was young so they would sleep with her and most did because they didn't think she was gay because how she looked. What I'm trying to say was that Ellen had a boyfriend, Portia was married but only to get her green card. Go to the adovcate for the interview. So it would be much easier for you to turn Ellen than Portia, sorry my man.
Vegaslord says – reply to this

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Yay for "Elletia".
Janet says – reply to this

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Who would be so stupid as to leave Ellen? She is cute, sexy, witty, and very wealthy. Portia's going no where because she found the woman who has eveything to offer. They are both lucky and neither is going anywhere.
Rovinierre says – reply to this

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I think they're cute.
amme says – reply to this

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does everyone noticed that people who said first are never really first??