A Little Bit Of Beaver

Filed under: Kim Kardashian

Click here to see Kim Lardassian's new Playboy pics.

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

Posted: Oct 27, 2007 at 3:14 am / Email this »

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cdawg says – reply to this

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haha 1
chan says – reply to this

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first
pimpton says – reply to this

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gross
Shame says – reply to this

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Sad
Gwen says – reply to this

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Smells like nasty vag and photoshop. What a fake looking bitch. People actually get off to this kind of thing?
perez fan says – reply to this

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so hot!
LOVER$-PLAYER$ says – reply to this

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DONT KNOW HER DNT CARE BT FIRST!!!
ugh... says – reply to this

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she just really isn't that pretty.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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I don't get the appeal of this chick. She looks like a porn star but she isn't one. She wears a pound of makeup. She's a celebrity but hasn't done anything which is worth discussing. Everything about her is fake. I don't get it.
shima says – reply to this

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first? are her boobs real?
gross says – reply to this

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nice
me111 says – reply to this

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she is so gross, first!
mandy says – reply to this

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are those real?
poodle says – reply to this

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She is beautiful, but ever-so slutty.
ryan says – reply to this

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nice…
LOVER$-PLAYER$ says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goodlord says – reply to this

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she looks 40 in those pics.
Sean says – reply to this

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FIRST!
doggie balls says – reply to this

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and?

- she is a person who is 'famous' for hanging with rap stars and doing a porn film….just like every other 'playboy girl'.
Anyone can have her, just need some Benjamin's - now that is 'uppity' class for you

FUCKING DRIED UP CUNT
martin says – reply to this

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wow. HA thats hot.
illinois says – reply to this

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She's pretty I think, physically. Personality, not so sure…
first? says – reply to this

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is she tryin to ruin her image…again?
Next says – reply to this

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Nothing the whole world hasn't seen before
jess says – reply to this

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Slayer says – reply to this

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That is some hot stuff!!! Show it while you can girl!
Topanga says – reply to this

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her face looks the same in every picture.. emotionless. She isn't anything spectacular. I hate her voice as well.
david mcneaily says – reply to this

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I just busted a major nut, i wish i can pee in her.
shutyoface says – reply to this

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People who claim to be "first" often suffer from premature ejaculation. Or they shit their pants before getting to the washroom. They're just eager, it's not their fault.

About Kimmy, uh, yes she's fake! And plastic blocks the effect of pheromones, so I just can't bust a nut on this bitch.
J says – reply to this

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that is one photoshopped vagina
Booooo... says – reply to this

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I'm sick of her… She's really not very smart or interesting.. she just has a sex tape and a huge ass!!! Big deal…
Michelle says – reply to this

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Those are the photos from the cutting room floor right?
essiebray says – reply to this

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Ugh… leave her alone. And by that I mean, stop torturing me with info about her. WHO GIVES A SHIT.
homo to the sexual says – reply to this

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Just who is this nasty fat chick???!!! Why does she think she's famous? Is she just a "wanna be" or just a regular run of the mill star fukker? I bet if you check her panties (if she knows what panties are) you'll find lot's and lot's and lot's of clitty litter! BUH BYE!!!
Lisa says – reply to this

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That's so awesome, now playboy will lose a bunch of sales. I love it.
Meg says – reply to this

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Re: shutyoface –

LMFO!
boobs arent fake says – reply to this

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her boobs arent fake, they sag.
essiebray says – reply to this

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I thought money could buy you a *good* boob job???? SICK.
AMina says – reply to this

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WHAT AN UGLY HOEBAG
Kaori says – reply to this

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She's pretty, but her boobs look fake.
Paris Hilton is a used up whore with Herpies. She wishes she was as classy as Vanessa Hudgens says – reply to this

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Skank/whore/slut/prostitute/loosebitch/ho/skank

She comes from the same low, bottom of the barrel class as Paris. Just comes to show- money doesn't buy class.
WHORE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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OMG! WHAT A CHEAP WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! WHAT A CHEAP WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! WHAT A CHEAP WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! WHAT A CHEAP WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! WHAT A CHEAP WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kim is a slutty whore says – reply to this

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slut!
Rich says – reply to this

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Daddy would be so proud of his slut, sorry I mean daughter *sarcasm*
Jason says – reply to this

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She's a five dollar an hour whore that you can squirt your load on.
Kaori says – reply to this

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People should really stop with the name calling. Jeeeeez.
GO PEREZ says – reply to this

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AT LEAST SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN SHITNEY!! IMAGINE SEEING THAT HOE NAKED! FUCK THAT SHIT
you know it says – reply to this

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Re: Jason – nope. she doesn't charge, it's all free
krista says – reply to this

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shut up! she is stunning. who cares if she an aspiring porn star you all can't deny she is hot and coming from a straight chick who thinks most celebrities are useless at least she is OPEN about her decisions to put her body out there! grow up she is hotter than 98% of the worlds population, whores!
Yeah, Whatever.. says – reply to this

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Oh you people are so damn catty…and most are probably just jealous. I think she looks great.
meatwad says – reply to this

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wow, holy photoshop. they gave her like an eight inch waist.
Dayum says – reply to this

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Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it. =D
Andy says – reply to this

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Perez, do you honestly have any room to be calling someone else "Lardassian"? Thank God, you're not posing nude!
It just flopped back down :( says – reply to this

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When I said I would hit that I meant with my car!
Matthew says – reply to this

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She looks hot!!!!! I would definitely hit that. I love her ass and tits. All you haters r crazy. Anyone who hates on Kim is jealous. Any real man loves a woman with a cuuurvy body.
jimmy d says – reply to this

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i will let her fart on my soup.right now, TODAY
mika says – reply to this

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HEY! what's up with her snatch? ITs all BLURRY!
SHe has a nice body, her boobs are real, it takes a women with real ones to know that. They are big real jugs. Her ass is real, too. She is really beautiful. so what if the girl can't pose? Big deal. Looks good!!!!
Spazoholic says – reply to this

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I bet that she takes it up the ass for free.
Photo CROPPED says – reply to this

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The sixth picture you can tell they cut off half her ass. These pictures are photo cut. Her ass was crop smaller, it alot bigger than that in the photos.
Sutty is as slutty does says – reply to this

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Her ass caused the Tsunami earthquake……when she walked down the street from her last appointment. Lmfo!
Meli says – reply to this

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Kim is soooo fuckin HOTT…. her ass is nice, she needs a tad bit of hair on her nani tho!!
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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I find it funny that people are freaked out that she took her 15mins of fame and ran with it after STD Paris took off to use the next person.

She has a job other than the tv show she is working on, and she was smart enough to use ebay to make a tidy overhead profit on an order of heel boots when they were huge.

As for the claim that her photos were PS… do you really think any of the early editions did not do the same thing.. or the photographer did not have the lights just right.

Paris is too Babysitter Bandit (The Simpson) body type to make the pages of Playboy.

I hope Kim enjoys herself !
alex says – reply to this

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her nipples are so not that LIGHT.
her nipples are darker than that, seriously.
it is so photoshoped. geez.
i mean, they made her nipples look like if they were on a white girl.
she's not white.
JJ says – reply to this

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That ass is so fake looking. Butt implants must be painful. Anything to attract the brothers I guess. She's a J Lo wannabe.
lola says – reply to this

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Thats hawttttt ; ) xox
reesa says – reply to this

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I thought she was trying to move on from her past mistakes. Doesn't seem like the most effective way anyhow, I understand she has a momager too I mean wtf is she thinking actively booking a job for her to degrade herself on playboy. What a fucked up family.
Jamie says – reply to this

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Those picture suck. I wanted a close up of her pussy and her asshole.
Sam says – reply to this

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I saw her walking up and down the street last night. I asked her how much and she told me that for the first fifty customers it's free.
Princess Fake Ass says – reply to this

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butt implants! She's got scars on her ass from the surgery. "Natural" my ass.
kathryn says – reply to this

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i like how you can see the hair on her ass in one.
****Gorgeous* says – reply to this

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She is gross..how is she famous? her boobs are totally fake!
Lucy says – reply to this

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Wow. I think that this is very sad. The fact that Holywood is becoming so cheap and that young girls these days are exposed to these 'women' constantly. Does anyone anymore stop to wonder what young teenage girls think when all they see is very slutty women like Britney, Paris and Kim in magazines exposing themselves like they've lost all self respect. They must think of themselves as toys for boys who will only ever get a man to like them if they become this cheap. Please, for anyone out there who has a young sister, daughter, cousin. Think about it. Women in history have worked hard to show that they are worthy and deserve some respect. These women make all women look like cheap sex toys. Think about it.
Kimmy is A Whore says – reply to this

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FILTHY WHORE!!!
FILTHY…
FILTHY….
WHORE!!!!!!!!

:)
:P
LOL
Claire says – reply to this

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Re: Lucy –
We ALL Know That Hun, But…Really…What can we do…if thses girls in the spot light are sluts…Then there sluts

The MOST we can do is NEVER EVER buy or support ANYTHING they do
& Teach the younger ones about respect

Something those whores NEVER learned
Carla says – reply to this

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She's so disgusting.
Paris Hilton says – reply to this

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She is my best friend BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Seriously, i know i am a slut but she is a bigger one!!

I didnt do Playboy!!

Im classy!!
Sallie says – reply to this

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YOU GUYS ARE ALLLLLL JEALOUS! SHE IS FUCKIN HOTT AND ALLL NATURAL!! SHE MIGHT BE WEARING A LOT OF MAKE-UP, BUT ITS PLAYBOY!!!! WHO POSES FOR PLAYBOY WITH OUT 3 HOURS OF MAKE-UP?!?!?! AND PLAYBOY AIRBRUSHES EVERYONE!! STOP HATING!! ITS NOT GOOD FOR YOU!!!
Lucy says – reply to this

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Re: Princess Fake Ass –

Are you serious? Shit why would anyone get butt implants like that? To look like a walking porn star? Can you imagine going shopping for jeans, or any clothing for that matter. It would be a nightmare. I just don't get it.
Steve says – reply to this

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I thought it would be great. Those titties! That butt! But then when I clicked and saw the bald cooter it just wrecked it. Yech. Ladies, not all men like that look. I for one will be glad when the hairless trend dies down.
she's a slut says – reply to this

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Don't ever send me to a site called Image Beaver again please.
Lucy says – reply to this

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Re: Claire –

I feel that the media is cashing in on this so they're encouraging this sort of behaviour and giving them fame. These sluts know that behaving this way will give them fame. Before there was censorship. Now there's pictures of vaginas and ass all over the magzines. I feel that there have to be some sort of restrictions otherwise when all the young kids become so sexed up we are going to be living in a world where there are just no ethics or limits. And despite what people may think they want, they don't want that. Even if they dn't know it yet.
bland and tasteless says – reply to this

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so tasteless and bland, very boring she looks like trash. This just looks like it paid for a new handbag. Dun even know who she is, all i know is that she is fug.
What a whore says – reply to this

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Ha! Ha! says – reply to this

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Ha Ha! Even the men think that she's a skank.
John Boy says – reply to this

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Hallelujah Holla Back.
Damn she is fine.
I HATE SPICS says – reply to this

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SPICS ARE GROSS!!!
JD says – reply to this

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LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Zabe says – reply to this

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OMG…..she is definitely NOT worthy of being in Playboy.
She is about as sexy as two bit whore.
Jacqueline Hyde says – reply to this

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Big deal. I can do way fucking better than that. Have PlayBoy give me a call.
la bitch says – reply to this

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Fucking stupid whore…
pathetic
gross
saggy tits
TrashyCeleb says – reply to this

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Uhm - you people are retarded. Seriously, the Kim is gorgeous. You complain about bad role models in one breath and then cal her fat in the next, Foolishness. Playboy is selling pretty girls naked, and she is a pretty girl, and she is naked. Not too tough to work through that, now is it?
James says – reply to this

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She's actually quite gorgeous.
Cath in England says – reply to this

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I had no idea that when you pose nude for playboy, you REALLY pose nude. I thought they gave you stuff to cover the titties and vajajay. Does this mean that they can just take Vanessa's pics and put them in there for free?
Eh says – reply to this

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As photoshopped as some of those pictures were, I have to agree she is quite pretty. Even if she is a slut, which she is, its nice to see someone with some curves. Also, Perez you are the last person that should be calling anyone a lard ass; I love you but the obvious must be pointed out.
jmzr22 says – reply to this

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She's a pretty girl, but her big ass, and those 1987-looking pictures, are really bad.
Pearl necklaces? Are you kidding me???
Leroy says – reply to this

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She looks good, but anyone can look good in Playboy. They can even photoshop out Chyna's mini-peen.
ckidiot says – reply to this

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shes really beautiful. GOD HATES ME because

MY ASS LOOKS LIKE IT GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A PAIR OF CLEATS!
HAHAHAHAAAA
roxy says – reply to this

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W-H-O-R-E LARD ASS WHORE I FUCKING HATE HER
itsme says – reply to this

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i think she is GORGEOUS in EVERY single pic!!!!!
flannery says – reply to this

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um, yeah. she looks much better with clothes on…and the lights off.
sillyme says – reply to this

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I don't remember her boobs being that big in the Ray J video. Anyway, I'd rather see more of her sister, the tall one. She seems like the one who will turn out to be the real star in the family. Something about Kim looks really nasty; she looks like she smells like butt.