How Do We Say This Delicately????

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That dude in the middle just won the Mr. Gay USA title this past weekend, and those dudes next to him are the runners-up.

Uhmmm…..

Is this really the best the competition could come up with????

Posted: Oct 28, 2007 at 11:59 am / Email this »

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Mag says – reply to this

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Is that Alli Sims on the left?
Lola says – reply to this

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Whoa…I think I went to highschool with Mr. Birmingham…Brandon N, is that you?
Sue Johanson, host of Talk Sex With Sue Johanson says – reply to this

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Re: homo facts – You're full of shit. Next caller, please.
mtg says – reply to this

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And yet, I can guarantee you, none of the 3 guys would ever suck Perez's dick. Perez, you are disgusting!
Lisa says – reply to this

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i think saying that the camera adds 10 pounds in this picture is for sure an understatement.
Nick says – reply to this

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The winner is an insult of the community…just a thought…lets see more Zac Efron!
Soph says – reply to this

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They have gays in Birmingham?
Out ones?
anthony bourdain says – reply to this

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few people know that the official dish of the international gay cabal is steaming dung with cum gravy. many version have a touch of the aids.
crestwoodian says – reply to this

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Re: Soph – sweetie, we have gays in birmingham, yes. i live in a neighborrhood that has many open gays. central city birmingham is pretty tolerant. it's the surrounding municipalities (suburbs) and the rest of alabama that's conservative.
Emma says – reply to this

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Yikes… I know some straight men who are hotter than these fools.
Zack says – reply to this

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And what is the point of this competition?

See who can out-gay each other? and I thought Miss America was horrible…
perez's proctologist says – reply to this

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here is my report for my weekly exam of perez hilton's anus & rectum. first, his gape measurement was a little off due to fungal growth that blocked all but the middle six inches of his sphincter. this week i only removed two rodents from his lower intestine and one had begun to have some flesh that was deteriorating because of the fungal and bacterial growth in perez's fudge tunnel. perez's montrous hemorroids are looking a little better, especially since he has agreed to stop taking louisville sluggers in his hungry anal passage.
Jay says – reply to this

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LMAO!!! LMAO!!!!
So mean, but SOOO FUNNY!!!!
escudo virginia perique tobacco says – reply to this

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this little guyz need some of my hand churned protein shake and some turnip greens.

would you paint me a birmingham?
pease yenidje latakia sobranie says – reply to this

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fucking hot hunks of manmeat
Tonya Buttimer says – reply to this

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What Sanjaya was too busy? Even Larry Craig would have been sexier than these goobers!

However, MANGINA for days! I need TP for my BUNGHOLE.
Matt says – reply to this

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Maybe they won because they were the most tan. Yuck… Fug alert! The guy in the far background with the blue hair and buck teeth was clearly robbed.
kittentits says – reply to this

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that's probably the worst thing perpetrated against the homosexual population in a long time. I've seen prettier things scraped out from the bottom of a bachelor's fridge.
i'd hate to see what the judge's version of an ugly guy is…
Jesus Christ says – reply to this

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Re: Mary, Mother of God –
Thanks Mom.
I couldn't have said it better myself.

p.s. the "facts" that 146-153 copied and pastied was from westboro baptist church's website…you know, the crazy people that protest soldier's funerals and call them fags, etc.
Jesus Christ says – reply to this

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Re: Shout out to Mary and JC in da House –
Word.
MORON says – reply to this

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How fucking old are you Perez??? It's runners-up, not runner-ups.
JP says – reply to this

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surprised you didnt mention anything about the bulges. Where are the blond guys?
Jo-jo says – reply to this

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hehe

the botox docs in the US must be making a killing… look at those freeakin faces…
JenBoop says – reply to this

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I looked this up online, and this is just a really bad picture of them. The winner is a 27 year old med student and is gorgeous! Plus he's representing the Bay! Ya San Fran!
Joe Schmoe says – reply to this

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They sure beat out what FATSO Hilton looks like.
eh says – reply to this

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Re: Hot, Hotter, Not Hot – lol pretty much

and piss off, Perezite
Katherine says – reply to this

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He didn't even fake-tan his legs, are you sure he's a proper queer?
Our Mr Gay UK is a truly beautiful speciman.
Do they have a Mr Gay World competition yet?
I'd like to see Iran's entry.
Katherine says – reply to this

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Re: PACA –
PACA I think Sen. Larry Craig once made very similar comments to yours.
So I guess that means we'll find you cruising the men's bathroom in the stall where someone grafitied 'I heart BEARS' on the back of the door. Don't forget your KY, you're gonna need it when a big hairy Republican comes a-knockin'!!!
oliver says – reply to this

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yes nice body.. NO QUESTION. But the faces ot them looks ugly. it´s not perfect. if u ugly went to sport for some muscelbody. but u can´t change your face. this is nature.
Kaimosae says – reply to this

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That's fucking disgusting!! The one on the left looks like a drag queen….his face is SO feminine!! PUKE!!! The one on the right looks like he has something wrong with him….it could be that he's just straight up perez hilton ugly. BARF!!! And the so called "winner" looks like he hasn't left the basement of his mom's house….look how pale his legs are! RALPH!!! He looks like a World of Warcraft nerd! HAHA!!! WTF? THAT'S SO SAD THAT THESE ARE THE "BEST" GAYS OUT THERE!!! HAHA!!!
Rambova says – reply to this

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Come on Perez! You know the swimsuit portion of the competition is on 25% of the total score and they are doing it for the educational scholarships!
Oooooook says – reply to this

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Well, one things for sure. That's the most GAYEST shit I've ever seen.
Dave says – reply to this

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Re: Mangina –

Look up, buddy! It's not their bodies that are the problem…
Chicken says – reply to this

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WTF?

They should have put bat man and robin up from here the other day

These guys are like, just, ew
Loser loves his mummys pussy says – reply to this

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The winner looks just like MARC JACOBS!!
Josie says – reply to this

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Well, maybe during the talent competition he excelled. Hmmm
Mike K says – reply to this

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Are you kidding me?! These three fugs are representing us?! After the Larry Craig scandal and Chris Crocker's dumb shit, now we can add another notch of shame to the gay community.
joshie says – reply to this

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This is just pathetic! If this is what is the gay communities answer to mr. Gay than the men in the gay.com ads must be mr. Gay universe!! I am amazed.
eve~the~temptress says – reply to this

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WOW! I went to the Mr. Gay USA website and I have to say that there were some WAY hotter guys than these retardos. What the hell were they thinking? They could have done so much better. Maybe you should run next year Perez! Like Mr Gay San Diego made me wet. What the hell?!
Blackwells Semen says – reply to this

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Perhaps they should have called the competition: "Miss I'm-Gay-But-I'd-Only-Sleep-With-You-If-I-We're-High-On-Crystal-Meth 2007"

Or they should have just turned around and presented their backsides since that's all anyone would really care about anyway.

Or maybe there were only three entrants??
oldeafcoot says – reply to this

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Why weren't you in this Contest Perez? You are more gaylicious than any of them.
Roballs says – reply to this

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Re: Jason –
That's why this competition sucks, because of people like you who don't take it seriously and 'hook up' with the judges. Sad!
Blair Bryant says – reply to this

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the dude on the right looks like Angelina's bother
TPL says – reply to this

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Are you sure this is the Mr. Gay USA pageant? Or the Wicked Gay Face contest? When are these queens going to learn that tweezing and over-moisturizing is making them look like embalmed cover girl models?
Ugh.
SO unattractive.
Jose says – reply to this

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Maybe they are changes.
Ian says – reply to this

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they all look better than you. you are full of venom. and sad and lonely
Pat says – reply to this

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Once again gays show themselves to be no better than teenage girls with their catty comments, which is nothing more than thinly diguised jealousy. Whatever, it's a typical night in WeHo plus a sash. Anyway, I thought this was a celebrity-stalking site.
Executive Producer says – reply to this

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Anyone who reads our website Judging Criteria knows that the Mr. Gay Competition is NOT a beauty pageant. We show skin (swimsuit finale) because we are producing a stage show and want to entertain our audience. The selection of winners is not based on looks, however, so you hilarious comments about how they look in this event pic indicates a lack of understanding about our mission.

The winner is actually a very charismatic, intelligent guy who will be in med school next year and was selected because judges felt he would be able to talk about the mission of showcasing non-stereotypical gay men better than most of the other guys. Fact is that most of the US Finalists know and talk intelligently about our mission statement, which has nothing - BTW - to do with disrespect for drag queens and leather dudes.

These men are willing to get on stage and talk about being gay in front of an audience - which is great since most gay men I try and recruit always say "That's not my thing." Their lack of willingness to change the 'gay stereotype' (and you know what it is …), perpetuates the stereotype.

Someone even said we are based in Texas, which our organization is not … so it's clear that this blog is about having fun and making nutty comments to keep the fun going rather than have a serious discussion about gay images. Duh.
EB says – reply to this

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Those are the cutest trannies I have seen
joei says – reply to this

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#147.. those statistics where published by a scientist who was dismissed by the scientific community bc his findings where found to be irrevelant and misleading and had no scientific integrity.. the only place that allowed his statistics to be published where in some publication that allows so called scientists publish their findings.. his findings are all propaganda…
THEBITCH says – reply to this

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If that is what is representing GAY Im gonna go straight.
AR says – reply to this

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ewww….the winner looks like Jake Gyllenho!!!
Ivanos says – reply to this

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Re: Executive Producer –

I really hope you are not the real producer because if you are. You are simply a total idiot. The guy in the front is the FLAMING stereotype of a gay man. Specially the hair cut and body. Waxed body, waxed legs, tan, plucked eyebrows, pee wee haircut, EXTREMELY tight swimsuits. I bet the guys are hung just those underwear cut their circulation off and make them look like big girls in boy shorts. If you are trying to portray a non-stereotypical gay man, you have failed BIG TIME by choosing those three as your best bets. And MEDICAL SCHOOL? What American doesn't do medical school law or business??? That's not very special if you ask me. I want to see a rock musician or a professional football player, a research scientist, something INTERESTING. I mean what, aspiring Dr. gay 90210 wins Mr Gay.com… come on!
If more guys are not willing to speak in front of an audience about being gay, then you are clearly not representing the gay audience correctly. Why make them say they are gay, what if they are bisexual? What if they go to gay.com but have girlfriends or just don't necessarily fit 100% into the gay sexuality identity? Will you 'discriminate' against them? You are if you make them talk about experiences. There are more important things that define intelligence than how you deal with your coworkers and family knowing that you are gay.
mandajake says – reply to this

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That dude on the right looks like one of the Wiggles
lauren says – reply to this

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Thats about all i could expect from a bunch of fags…GOOD GOD THEY ARE UGLY!!
nothin says – reply to this

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hahahaha.what the…
2 tru chizzy
SuperStarSteve says – reply to this

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I'm sure they're all very nice guys but I've seen better in the gym and walking down the street….does the Mr Gay Contest require personality? Cause the really pretty boys usually don't have much of that…maybe that's how these guys made it. Give me a homo who's real in LA — most are narcissists, fakes and transient saturated fatty flakes.
Nurse Ratchett says – reply to this

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The winner needed a spray on tan or something.
TOOGAY says – reply to this

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White legs, no package, and way too girly. At least if you are going to win something like that grow a beard or something. Gay is fine, but put an edge on for Christ's sake, or show us your goods.

Just saying.
Fina says – reply to this

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Why do most gays have those weird facial expressions? Is it natural?
jumonelso says – reply to this

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the guy on the far right is really hot!
Norma Kristie Miss Gay America says – reply to this

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Re: Executive Producer – If you're the EXECUTIVE PRODUCER why didn't you post the web site, ASSHOLE. THE REAL MR GAY USA is sponsored by UsofA Pagentry Systems out of TEXAS. so if that's not you than you and your winner are phonies, and full of SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAustin says – reply to this

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The guy you're slamming is a great guy, who unfortunately took a bad picture. You definitely know how that feels. Please take a moment for self-evaluation before criticizing others, because none of these guys you're taking swipes at would ever lay a finger on you. Glass houses, fat-ass!
tim says – reply to this

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are they frickin serious?????? my gay dog is hotter than them….talk about delusional!!!!
akela3 says – reply to this

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what the hell is wrong with u ppl these guys are hot why is every fucking gay guy looking for some blond haired twink ill take one of theses guys over a retarded gay skinny twink
chad says – reply to this

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HA! Oh JT - we love you. Congrats on the big win… now put something on!
mark says – reply to this

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I am guessing he MAXED OUT in the "talent" competition.
FBjunkie says – reply to this

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Is that a wand in birmingham's hand or a dildo?
wallie05 says – reply to this

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Re: Hotter than you bitch – hey there i have to say that your comment was perfect!
wallie05 says – reply to this

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Re: white guys have smallest penises – ACTUALLY THE ONES IN THE COMPETITON DIDNT, YOU HAD TO BE THERE TO SEE THEM! TRUST ME I SAW THEM ALL!!! DONT HATE! CAUSE UR MAN IS TINY AND YOU WISH YOU HAD BIGGER. OR IS IT THAT YOU JUST CANT HANDLE MORE THAN 1 INCH?
ccxray says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW… I'm a coworker of Philadlephia's contestant, and he should have blown the pants off these guys. If i get around to it i'll send in a pic of him.
Ross says – reply to this

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I love how everyone is proving the point that there DOES need to be someone out there who CAN actually speak on behalf of some "us" (yes, I hate being put in the same demographic as the majority of the ridiculous gays below). I mean, who in their right mind would treat/ view us any differently if were all like the ones posting comments below? I've actually become good friends with the winner over the past few years and can honestly say he is by far one of the most dynamic people any of you would be so lucky to get to know… or meet. Oh, and for the record… his beauty on the inside is equally matched on the outside… and it's unreal. Grow up, people… prove to them that we're not all bitter/ superficial/ slutty men. Congrats, JT. You rock, bud!