No, It's Not Kylie

Dannii Minogue and her sister sound a lot a like. Eerily similar, actually.

But that's not necessarily a bad thing - we love the sisters Minogue!

Though not as big a massive commercial success, Dannii's music is no less fun.

Click here to watch the video for her new single, Touch Me Like That, which samples the disco classic You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real).

The video is Madonna's Hollywood meets Tron with a little soft-core lesbian porn for good measure.

You go, Dannii!

Posted: Oct 28, 2007 at 10:32 am / Email this »

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71 comments to “No, It's Not Kylie”

Michelle says – reply to this

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First!!!
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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give it up Austrailia, CROCK MAN was the only good thang from down unda!!
Wayk says – reply to this

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shes good!
Inquiring Mind says – reply to this

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Why are you so busy zooming in on D-List celebrities? Who cares about her? What is Brad doing right now? Does he have a shirt on? That's what's important.
lola says – reply to this

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cheesy
hjfalaefw says – reply to this

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FIRST!
gfsdsz says – reply to this

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SECOND?
cdog says – reply to this

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last
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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must be a ton of red heads down unda, i'met 1 in H>B once REDHEAD FROM AUSSIE LAND, GAVE HER SOME E-PILLS, SHE FUCKED ME AND MY BUDDY, silly rabbit~~~~~~~~~~~ hehe. ALMOST TIME 4 MY AA MEETING. 8 am this morning, sobriety rocks, i didn't go to the bar last night, just 2 dinner haha. AUSTRAILIA IS LIKE THE USA nowadays, without a military??? trippy
Ness says – reply to this

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good song Danii! Go AUSTARLIA
Ugh! says – reply to this

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Awful. It amazes me that these people get recording deals. Like Britney, she can't sing live, neither can her sister. They are awful, studio-made singers. For heaven's sake Perez, I adore you, but develop better taste musically. Your one redeeming singer is Leona Lewis who is truly gifted.
Justine says – reply to this

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It would have been an ok video I guess but I just really couldn't stand the DJ… wow..
Sally says – reply to this

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Do Dannii-Kylie-Britney use the same damn producers? Their production sounds alike.
JoAnne says – reply to this

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That video REALLY could have done without that annoying fake dj
blah says – reply to this

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Shes much hotter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasarai says – reply to this

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Well- It's no Kylie update, but it'll do.
I never listened to one of Dannis songs, I really liked this one. Thanks Perez.
Dale says – reply to this

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Love It! Will sound fabulous on fire island next summer!
Jeff says – reply to this

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similar? how about exactly the same, over produced, sampled, piece of crap
Mark says – reply to this

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Go Dannii!! Another club smash. Can't wait to hear all the promo mixes!
i hate puerto rican spics!!! says – reply to this

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I guest she plans on taking over for her sister in case the worst happens to her sister! I hope both sisters make it big!
i hate puerto rican spics!!! says – reply to this

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I guest she plans on taking over for her sister in case the worst happens to her sister! I hope both sisters make it big!
Ted says – reply to this

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Kylie's more famous, but Dannii provides more interesting tabloid fodder.

Are the backing dancers a reference to Dannii's lesbian stripper scandal?
hmmm says – reply to this

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i dunno… sounds kinda cheesy to me…it's just something about it that kinda annoys the heck outta me…maybe its the dj, or my taste of music…
Sounds Plain says – reply to this

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Sounds plain. Dannii hasn't made a good song since 2002.
anon says – reply to this

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Way too much clothes in this!!
meena says – reply to this

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she sampled the song,stole the look from her sister/Madonna,that video looks like Kylies ”In your eyes” and that base sounds just like Aaliyahs ”Try again”.damn so original.
jo says – reply to this

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ehhhhhhhhh. don't get me wrong or anything,i love the minogue sisters but i imagined the video to be more. but its alright.
freddy mac says – reply to this

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can she dance?…..that song is for dancing not for stiff posing….girlfriend should of did a couple dance moves…..she looked pretty but very stiff…and that fake ass DJ did not belong in the video and that included the fake stars……
Angel says – reply to this

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LOVE IT!!!!
lkjlkj says – reply to this

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That is such fun. Love the lezbo overtones… The Minogue sister ROCK!
Sarah says – reply to this

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she didn't used to sound like Kylie…. obviously, it's working for Kylie and she's jumped on that bandwagon.
DR.FUNK says – reply to this

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Thanx Danii for that blast from the past.I miss SYLVESTER.
julio says – reply to this

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i LOOOOOOOVE this song!!! go Danni GO
VANITY RIVERS says – reply to this

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I LOVE ME SOME TRANNY MINOGUE, BUT DID SHE STEAL GINA G'S "OHH AHH..JUST A LITTLE BIT" WIG FOR THIS VID?
saoirse9 says – reply to this

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You have got to be KIDDING me - biyatch looks like she's 50 something, circa Dynasty. And as for being a ginger? She's some brunette that's bumping to red. And that dress is FUGLY!!!

Tired song, tired video, tired "pop" hag. NEXT!!!
Natasha Anne says – reply to this

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omg i love this song!!
she's actually wearing a wig that belonged to Joan Collins!
lmao!
Steph says – reply to this

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Everything Dannii does comes off as a cheap version of what Kylie has done in the past.

The uniform dancing girls, the flashing lights and the pop melody and Kylie always does it better and first.
Billie Jewell says – reply to this

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Look Im getting really tired of people ripping off old music and passing it off as their own and quite frankly I would think that you Perez at your age would be a little insulted yourself considering that the song is Sylvester who was a fabulous gay in the 70's Besides that somebody already (byron stingly) used that in the 90's enough already.
You can get a sound that reflects the same vibe using original music it is possible..
You always also say why aren't they signed etc
Maybe real musicians aren't concerned with getting signed because it has nothing to do with music.
The music industry is falling down but music exists every where without it….Because we don't need the business to write music that people will love..We just need publicity so people hear it.
When you buy a record like this one you are just insuring that someone with real ideas of their own isn't being heard
All these so called artists out here are being shoved down everyone's throat so they don't have an opportunity to hear what our generation sounds like and it's sick
Beat machines are not instruments and samples do not require talent.
angelalynn says – reply to this

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this will be all over the gay clubs… its no wonder perez loves it. its the gayest sounding shit i have ever heard.
angelalynn says – reply to this

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this will be all over the gay clubs… its no wonder perez loves it. its the gayest sounding shit i have ever heard.

thats not meant as a gay bash… its just reality.
Dannii rocks! says – reply to this

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I have Dannii's last cd Neon Nights that is some good stuff. Even a song about vibrators, lol. Great cd though, it is highly recommended. Everything on there is choice, not a bad track in the lot.

Dannii and Kylie were doing dance music before it became cool for Britney and Madonna to do. They were first on that scene, along with Cher…

Kylie and Dannii do sound alike! At the right angle they also look alike too!
Samuel says – reply to this

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Thanks for sharing!
Funky, chessy and so good this way! Dannii is sooo damn sexy.

I so bored of the old comparaison between the Minogue sisters… Dannii enjoy what she do and I enjoy it that way.

:)
ladyluck says – reply to this

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Re: angelalynn – well no wonder angela it was written by a gay man in the 70's so there you go
yanny says – reply to this

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geeez will you all stop with the whole "first" or "last"! its fuccin annoyin anywho…i actually liked this, i cant believe im about to say this but i liked it better than kylie's 2 hearts…i was kinda dissapointed by kylies come back single.
whatever says – reply to this

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Re: i hate puerto rican spics!!! – Re: i hate puerto rican spics!!! –

Learn how to spell, racist ass!
plew says – reply to this

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great thing I was longing for euro-trash beat.
dunnie says – reply to this

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DONT LIKE HER! SHE IS SO FAKE!!!
What a stupid song.?!?!? aff!
Kylie is sooooo much better….
gc says – reply to this

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wow…so spooky -she is like a clone of her sister. thanks for this info. I suppose Kylie will live on forever. great brainless summer pop.
CatPee says – reply to this

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I have NO IDEA why f*ck Kylie and her sister are popular. UNORIGINAL and cheezy to beat all. Bleh.

Danni had to also get her face stretched so she and her sister would look like each other again. Danni needs to get that right eyebrow cranked up a few more clicks to look like Kylie. *click* *click* *click* aahhh there.
AJ says – reply to this

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LOVE, LOVE, LOVE IT!!!!!! Dannii and Kylie can do no wrong! No wonder they are huge stars across the world, except America, (but who cares)! They are great performers and loved. Dannii released her last album, the Hits and Beyond last year (in Canada anyways), and I still have it on regular rotation! She knows how to get a dance floor moving, that's for sure!
cookie monsta says – reply to this

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mmmmm, yes Dannii wishes she could have the fame and success of Kylie, she has been keeping plastic surgeons busy and rich for years !! And this music is plastic shit too.
Chaci says – reply to this

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Re: AJ –
Too bad our's is the only opinion that matters. Ever guessed why all the artists flock to the grand ol' U.S of fucking A? yeah, that's right bitches.
saschaforever says – reply to this

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That is such a rip-off. Look at Sophie Ellis-Bextor's "me and my imagination" video. It looks so much the same, though Sophie looks much hotter!!!
Jamers says – reply to this

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I want to like her but I can't. She's like a quick, sleazy, fuck. It's good for a few minutes and then you don't want to see the bitch ever again! No offense to her but the sleaziness doesn't work and the video is repetitious and boring, much like the song itself. Kylie is just better and comes off as more genuine. Dannii will always be a cheaper version of her sister.
Dave Rape says – reply to this

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I don't care what any of these retarded people say.

This song is the shit, and so is Dannii.

I want this already!
Flange says – reply to this

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Re: Dannii rocks! – I AGREE!
tomekweb says – reply to this

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it's great i really can't understand why she didn't make it…hmm should be played at all trashy gay clubs ..probably it is.. ?
Ali says – reply to this

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Awesome dance song! The Minogue sisters always please
anja says – reply to this

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she totally sounds like kylie… that´s so amazing. great song
Pete says – reply to this

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The people slagging here are just jelous cause their own lives are sad. Porb all poofs too. I think the song and video is amazing. Lov ya Dannii
cat says – reply to this

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yeah. definitely crap.
chicken says – reply to this

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Ooop haha I am not surprised about the slight lesbian stuff, shes a right dirty cow this woman!!!

Dirtbags all over London she does :O
Michael says – reply to this

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Fantastic song and video. Good work, Dannii
Nick says – reply to this

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They look nearly identical. They should perform together. Wouldn't that be trippy? With a good make-up artist, I'm sure they could be made to look interchangeable.
Aussie Bitch says – reply to this

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Dannii is a cunt. She's a pauline hanson supporter and a racist talentless pig.
Lani says – reply to this

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Danni never makes it big here in Australia, dont think she is big anywhere, she is lacking glamour and a lower class of Kylie. considering that Australia never condones Paris/Britney/Jordan type of celebrities, Danni is only hanging there because of her surname
perezsuxs says – reply to this

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the only one thing hot about this chick is she was married to julian mcmahon other then that she suxs
Matthew says – reply to this

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I LOVE THIS SONG! This is the kinda shiz Madonna needs to be singing! (I did love Hung UP, however)
kat says – reply to this

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Re: Ugh! –
quit hating, you.
diezel says – reply to this

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aaaaahh LOVE DANNII excellent video!!!!
Daniel FROM AUSTRALIA says – reply to this

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sorry you stupid up your self american fuckers…..THE MINOGUE SISTERS ROCK….they have been in the charts for 20 years….much longer then any artist in the shit ass states…..and if Kylie was such a great singer, why is she the only female in the world to be awared the highest music award in the British Music Industry….the other night she was awarded the British Music Industry Trust Award….something Madonna will neva eva get….as all american music is TRASH