Separated At Birth

Left: Sarah Jessica Parker. Right: Dracula.

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Left: Sarah Jessica Parker. Right: Dracula.
first bitchesssssssssssssss
first
Gross
which one is the double?
FIRST!! That is so mean!!! But I still love you perez!! I'd bottom for you any time!
first???
holy shiz! it really looks alike!
Is this how she looks like or is that make-up?! She looks ancient!! EW!!
Actually, she looks more like Nurse Diesel in High Anxiety"
first!
eww..that's gross
don't be a hater.
I love Sarah Jessica Parker!
LEAVE my SJP alone! She's an amazing actress. She's beautiful. I LOVE SJP!
First?
i love her but that an't a good shot!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry SJP
first bitchesssssssssssssssssss.
first
Wow she looks old now, she needs a face lift.
oh man! why the comparation, DRACULA RULES!!!!!! ew SJP
First!!!
nope new post
That's sooo bad!
thats mean!
Aww! Poor Sarah. Kind of right on the money, though.
first!
This is Psycho
oh dang!
Poor thing!!!!
i love sjp! stop being so mean! go make fun of avril, she's actually hideous…
Freaky Deaky.
LOL, poor Sarah Jessica Parker, I am sure she has low self-esteem as it is… YOU ARE SO MEAN!
proof that super-skinny doesn't work=makes you look OLD
Ouch! Maybe the emperor from Star Wars too?
jammin"
That's mean.
FIRST!
Sarah J Parker makes it halloween everyday!!
LOL
lack of body fat will do that to you
you're hard on a bitch for getting into bad lighting
FIRST BITCH!!!
Hell yeah! I hate SJP!
dear god… has she ever been worthy of looking at? Dracula looks so hot right now. and I would say FIRST but I ain't a dumbass!!
first
so mean!
first?
that old hag is looking fine, oh and dracula isnt so bad either…
hahahhaa sooo mean
Wow, Seperated at birth!
SEE THATS WAT HAPPENS WEN U BECOME ANOREXIC FOR A MOVIE ROLE, SHE USUALLY LOOKS HOT BUT AND IS HOT BUT HER STARVING HERSELF IS GETTING TO HER, MAYBE PEREZ SHUD TRY STARVING HIMSELF AND HE'LL LOOK AS PRETTY AS SJP PS…IM FIRST
lol
HAHAHAHAH PEREZ YOU'RE FUCKIN FUNNY
poor sjp leave her alone
SEE THATS WAT HAPPENS WEN U BECOME ANOREXIC FOR A MOVIE ROLE, SHE USUALLY LOOKS HOT BUT AND IS HOT BUT HER STARVING HERSELF IS GETTING TO HER, MAYBE PEREZ SHUD TRY STARVING HIMSELF AND HE'LL LOOK AS PRETTY AS SJP PS…IM FIRST BITCH PPS IM ROOTING FOR U BRITNEY
jajaja
no creo ke se parezca!
me cae mui bien sarah!!
NO
Hell! SJP is alot scarier than Dracula….my kids saw her picture and hid under the computer desk.
so mean!
That's so f*cked up, I f*cking love her
way harsh, perez.
That's a bit harsh, Perez!
wow the family resemblance is stunning.
i've always thought this bitch was ugly, i never understood why some called her cute/hot.
That's so untrue and mean. Everyone takes bad photos once in a while you know.
Re: heylor –
cuz they thought it was you.
really? i was getting a wallis simpson vibe.
god damn PEREZ, ________ this stupid shit is so fucking funny!! lol
I know someone who worked with her on Sex ITC and from what he says, that is the TRUE SJP coming thru.
Way to fan the flames of dissension, Mario.
You're learning….
I personally have always hated SJP.
SJP is fabulous! Shame on you for taking advantage of one bad picture!
Haha. This is obviously not SJP's week. She's ugly but she must be pissed now that she knows most of the world thinks she's grotesque.
You can't fool Mother Nature! She was born rather unattractive, but skinny girls look old FAST. As ZsaZsa once said- you gotta pick your face or your ass but you can't have both. But if your face LOOKS like your ass- no problem- eat something.
Oh whatever Perez….It's funny how STB(shit-talkin-bloggers) always pick the worst possible pictures of celebs that they don't like to try and prove a point…And if I had a dollar for every shitty pic i've seen of you…LMAO
HAHA..OMG! Thats what Im talking about! Poor Matthew…
das cold!
That's Dracula? I actually thought it was the old lady drag queen from "Priscilla Queen of the Desert."
right on!
That's what happens to women who marry HOMOs
Bet she came home after a hard day on the set and found hubby Matt trying to squeeze his fat jew ass into one of her size 2 dress
That sort of thing can do it to a marraige/and your looks
i like her work, but I'm sorry i couldn't help it, i cracked up when i saw this.
now that is funny!
Hahah-imagine her waking up in the morning:"Yes, Miss Parker. You were listed in Maxim Magazine." She replies, "Oh wow really? That's so exciting, what did they say about me?" Whoever told her, "Uhhhhh, you're the ugliest woman in the world." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I would have loved to have seen her face HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh yea, and I don't think she looks like dracula, she looks like the wicked withc of the west sans the green.
correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this witch doing Gap ads a few years ago?
i always LUV ur comparisons Perez cause ur usually dead on for the most part but this one is *CLASSIC*….nice job!
I LOVE YOU CARRIE!!!!!!
{…and Samantha Charlotte and Miranda!}
Boy! she really looks old and I don't think she's hit forty yet.
I think it's probably because she smokes too much, my mum's 53 and doesn't have as many wrinkles as she has.
Why does everyone continue to write "first?
Well thats the problem with Hollywood. People seem to think they look better when they are annorexically thin. But people like Courtney Cox and Sarah Jessica Parker sacrifice their faces just to keep their stick thin figures.
Unfunny.
Jumping on the Maxim Bandwagon Perez? Wannna make friends by taking sides, like in high school? You used to like SJP before the whole "unsexy" list came out. I like you but you're being so fake.
ancient looking!
What! That's way over the line! Poor Dracula….
sooooo mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sooooo mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sooooo mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN PNASTY! UR SUCHA DICKHEAD!! BUT UR SOO ON POINT WITH YOUR SEPARATED AT BIRTHS HAHAHA
I like this site because it's sloppy and crude. Keep up the good work Perez! Other celeb gossip sites are too sanitized.
Man, that's hilarious. Thank you Perez
THAT is what smoking doe to white
I can't help coming back on people who say she's cute, pretty or sexy. She isn't. But I would not go out of my way to bring it up, and to post this picture after everything else that's been said is pure meanness. Let it go now.
WTF happened to SJP ????????!!!!!!! why is she so pale white and wrinkley???
she always had a tan and healthy looking complexion on Sex & the City.
it's so sad how she was always looked up to for fashion and beauty…and now this hahaha. by the time the Sex & the City movie is out, the cast will probably have to walk the red carpet with the help of those old ppl strollers
haha perfect!
this is pretty much the greatest thing i have ever seen
the best comparision you've done!!! ouch, it hurts to laugh!
Growing old is a bitch. Still I have to give her a thumbs up for not getting a load of surgery. If she did then her pic would be here mocking it.
HAHAHA, absolutely!!!