Separated At Birth

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Left: Sarah Jessica Parker. Right: Dracula.

    Posted: Oct 28, 2007 at 11:21 pm / Email this  »

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    1. EstelleHairball says – reply to this


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      Perez! You are such a bitch!!!!!!! SJP is fabulous…

    2. Lucy the very, very best says – reply to this


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      She is the fuggest thing I've EVER seen.

      Whats with the wart.

      XXX

    3. tjtr says – reply to this


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      SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS A UGLY WHORE .. SHE CANNOT ACT AND SHE SHOULD GO LIVE IN THE SEWER BECAUSE THATS WHAT SHE DESERVES

    4. tommee boom boXXX says – reply to this


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      love her…….everyone takes a shitty picture sometimes.

    5. Kittie says – reply to this


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      Yeah, I agree, she's taken better pix….But omg, who ever said she was cute in the 1st place?!?!….Ickypooh…I've never understood what was so great about her

    6. Jessi says – reply to this


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      More like Cruella De'vill

    7. pmac says – reply to this


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      I love SJP! she seems like such a sweet person and had a hard childhood. I love her bitten line as it allows everyone from every income level to enjoy fashionable clothes. Her role as Carrie Bradshaw is iconic and she is timeless.
      You should be ashamed for being so mean spirited towards a perfectly nice and classy person!

    8. Rachel Raines says – reply to this


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      HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !! I love you P !!! This is the funniest one by far !!!!!!

    9. Oh, hey says – reply to this


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      For one, Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful. shes comfortable in her own skin & despite everything that has been said about her she still hasn't gone down the idiotic road of plastic surgery, like every other shallow fake ass in hollywood. Two, she doesnt try to be in the limelight 24/7 like every other toolbox celebrity…she cares about her family more than trying to look sexy.
      So f*k off, she doesn't care what your saying about her. JACKASS

      also, you should probably do something about your face/whole appearance because its HIDS . thanks

    10. Oh, hey says – reply to this


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      For one, Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful. shes comfortable in her own skin & despite everything that has been said about her she still hasn't gone down the idiotic road of plastic surgery, like every other shallow fake ass in hollywood. Two, she doesnt try to be in the limelight 24/7 like every other toolbox celebrity…she cares about her family more than trying to look sexy.
      So f*k off, she doesn't care what your saying about her. JACKASS

      also, you should probably do something about your face/whole appearance because its HIDS . thanks

    11. LAURANY says – reply to this


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      MAN I FEEL BAD FOR HER. IT MUST BLOW TO HAVE EVERYONE CONSTANTLY SAYING SHE IS BUSTED. I FEEL MORE BAD FOR HER HUSBAND THOUGH, CAUSE HE HAS TO GO HOME WITH HER. MAY I ADD THAT MATTHEW WAS CHECKING OUT MY SISTER BIGTIME WHEN WE SAW HIM IN A NYC RESTAURANT A FEW WEEKS AGO!

    12. BeBe says – reply to this


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      The woman is not aging well…..

    13. neenster says – reply to this


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      BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA omg, i am laughing so bad right now!!!

    14. mizzkhaye says – reply to this


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      ur soo mean perez..i love sarah..!!!!!!!!!!!

    15. finally says – reply to this


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      Finally - someone reeeeelizes this woman is not attractive - she never was - ———hit shows don't make you pretty.

      She looks like Ruth Buzzi's daughter - ouch

    16. Seattle Slew says – reply to this


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      Looking forward to SJP's next film entitled "Gentlemen Prefer Palominos".

    17. Oogabooga says – reply to this


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      More like Square FUGS now.

    18. 0ogabga says – reply to this


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      More like Square FUGS now.

    19. zora says – reply to this


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      Totally Ruth Buzzi's daughter, you claimed it! Ruth was the total woman's nympho! If Sarah uses the opportunity, she will be as worshipped. You don't hafta be purtay to be sexxxtay!!!!!!!!!!! I'm givin you a dynasty here!!!!!!!!!

    20. Alex says – reply to this


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      that is so rude.

    21. aw. says – reply to this


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      Aw, don't be mean to Sarah Jessica, she's actually a nice lady. Sure, if she was a douche bag like Lindsey Lohan or something… but she actually does good stuff, encourages women to be happy with themselves and is a really wonderful actress.

      Plus, she isn't a media whore, she has an adooorable husband and son annnd she is making affordable clothes that don't look like shit. I'm sure anyone would look bad in that light.

      I love Perez, but this is uncalled for… she's so sweet!

    22. PLEASE PEREZ, COMMENT ABOUT THIS says – reply to this


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      THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST FUCKING STUPID COMMENT I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!! vvvvv
      #74 - Rose's Mom says –
      "That’s what happens to women who marry HOMOs
      Bet she came home after a hard day on the set and found hubby Matt trying to squeeze his fat jew ass into one of her size 2 dress
      That sort of thing can do it to a marraige/and your looks"

      what kind of a brain dead asshole writes that? i hope you made yourself feel better by writing that comment…

    23. kim says – reply to this


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      Sarah JP looks so old here and she should get that tumor removed on her face

    24. vanessa says – reply to this


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      Wow, that is incredibly cruel!! She is just an ordinary looking woman - how people constantly attack her for her looks is absurd. Acting does not call for one to be one dimensional in looks. She has been incredibly successful as an actress on her series and proven that you don't have to look like a dumbass stereotypical bimbo to be a successful actress.

    25. please says – reply to this


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      what if that was your mom? judge people by their strength of character not by a bad photo.

    26. Clatty says – reply to this


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      oh effin christ that is bloody brilliant, I think I just pished me knickers

    27. saraho says – reply to this


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      o come on now…sjp is AMAZiNg…leave her alone..

    28. JOEyOh says – reply to this


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      Why did I think I was looking at Julia Roberts::::

    29. TOOSKINNY says – reply to this


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      That's what happens when you decide to be a 100 stick. She would look waaay better with a little fat on that face. As you get older, you can't starve yourself or you end up looking like that….

    30. Sammie_Coop says – reply to this


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      Ha ha thats funny, although Sarah has great style she is not the best lloking gal is she !!!

    31. wowsey says – reply to this


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      I am sooo looking forward to PP's aging! Imagine him at 48 and people snapping his picture and making unkind comments. Oh, goody goody! Karma is gonna get you!

    32. Marge says – reply to this


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      Brilliant, Perez, brilliant !!!!!!!!

    33. anna says – reply to this


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      bad lighting

    34. anna says – reply to this


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      or, maybe, the movie goes until they're old and she's made up to look old. looks like she could be at a funeral (in the movie).

    35. toink says – reply to this


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      This is the best shit I've seen on this site!

    36. Frank says – reply to this


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      LOL

    37. ME says – reply to this


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      LOL

    38. laney says – reply to this


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      she looks so tired!!! =(

    39. perez is a biatch says – reply to this


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      leave sjp alone. screw you perez. get a real job

    40. perez_is_hilarious says – reply to this


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      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

      PERFECT COMPARISON!!!

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    41. marce says – reply to this


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      she is beautiful, that happens it is that the picture not the favors

    42. lookwhaticando says – reply to this


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      That is so wrong, Yes,,, On sooo many levels

    43. omg says – reply to this


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      i'd like to see gross perex in that light.

      SJP is beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!

    44. Vanessa says – reply to this


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      genious!!!!! I love her, but sometimes she makes herself ugly…

    45. trese says – reply to this


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      Perez,

      are you sure you didn't get the photos switched?

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