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Left: Sarah Jessica Parker. Right: Dracula.

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Left: Sarah Jessica Parker. Right: Dracula.
Perez! You are such a bitch!!!!!!! SJP is fabulous…
She is the fuggest thing I've EVER seen.
Whats with the wart.
XXX
SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS A UGLY WHORE .. SHE CANNOT ACT AND SHE SHOULD GO LIVE IN THE SEWER BECAUSE THATS WHAT SHE DESERVES
love her…….everyone takes a shitty picture sometimes.
Yeah, I agree, she's taken better pix….But omg, who ever said she was cute in the 1st place?!?!….Ickypooh…I've never understood what was so great about her
More like Cruella De'vill
I love SJP! she seems like such a sweet person and had a hard childhood. I love her bitten line as it allows everyone from every income level to enjoy fashionable clothes. Her role as Carrie Bradshaw is iconic and she is timeless.
You should be ashamed for being so mean spirited towards a perfectly nice and classy person!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !! I love you P !!! This is the funniest one by far !!!!!!
For one, Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful. shes comfortable in her own skin & despite everything that has been said about her she still hasn't gone down the idiotic road of plastic surgery, like every other shallow fake ass in hollywood. Two, she doesnt try to be in the limelight 24/7 like every other toolbox celebrity…she cares about her family more than trying to look sexy.
So f*k off, she doesn't care what your saying about her. JACKASS
also, you should probably do something about your face/whole appearance because its HIDS . thanks
For one, Sarah Jessica Parker is beautiful. shes comfortable in her own skin & despite everything that has been said about her she still hasn't gone down the idiotic road of plastic surgery, like every other shallow fake ass in hollywood. Two, she doesnt try to be in the limelight 24/7 like every other toolbox celebrity…she cares about her family more than trying to look sexy.
So f*k off, she doesn't care what your saying about her. JACKASS
also, you should probably do something about your face/whole appearance because its HIDS . thanks
MAN I FEEL BAD FOR HER. IT MUST BLOW TO HAVE EVERYONE CONSTANTLY SAYING SHE IS BUSTED. I FEEL MORE BAD FOR HER HUSBAND THOUGH, CAUSE HE HAS TO GO HOME WITH HER. MAY I ADD THAT MATTHEW WAS CHECKING OUT MY SISTER BIGTIME WHEN WE SAW HIM IN A NYC RESTAURANT A FEW WEEKS AGO!
The woman is not aging well…..
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA omg, i am laughing so bad right now!!!
ur soo mean perez..i love sarah..!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally - someone reeeeelizes this woman is not attractive - she never was - ———hit shows don't make you pretty.
She looks like Ruth Buzzi's daughter - ouch
Looking forward to SJP's next film entitled "Gentlemen Prefer Palominos".
More like Square FUGS now.
More like Square FUGS now.
Totally Ruth Buzzi's daughter, you claimed it! Ruth was the total woman's nympho! If Sarah uses the opportunity, she will be as worshipped. You don't hafta be purtay to be sexxxtay!!!!!!!!!!! I'm givin you a dynasty here!!!!!!!!!
that is so rude.
Aw, don't be mean to Sarah Jessica, she's actually a nice lady. Sure, if she was a douche bag like Lindsey Lohan or something… but she actually does good stuff, encourages women to be happy with themselves and is a really wonderful actress.
Plus, she isn't a media whore, she has an adooorable husband and son annnd she is making affordable clothes that don't look like shit. I'm sure anyone would look bad in that light.
I love Perez, but this is uncalled for… she's so sweet!
THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST FUCKING STUPID COMMENT I HAVE EVER READ!!!!!! vvvvv
#74 - Rose's Mom says –
"That’s what happens to women who marry HOMOs
Bet she came home after a hard day on the set and found hubby Matt trying to squeeze his fat jew ass into one of her size 2 dress
That sort of thing can do it to a marraige/and your looks"
what kind of a brain dead asshole writes that? i hope you made yourself feel better by writing that comment…
Sarah JP looks so old here and she should get that tumor removed on her face
Wow, that is incredibly cruel!! She is just an ordinary looking woman - how people constantly attack her for her looks is absurd. Acting does not call for one to be one dimensional in looks. She has been incredibly successful as an actress on her series and proven that you don't have to look like a dumbass stereotypical bimbo to be a successful actress.
what if that was your mom? judge people by their strength of character not by a bad photo.
oh effin christ that is bloody brilliant, I think I just pished me knickers
o come on now…sjp is AMAZiNg…leave her alone..
Why did I think I was looking at Julia Roberts::::
That's what happens when you decide to be a 100 stick. She would look waaay better with a little fat on that face. As you get older, you can't starve yourself or you end up looking like that….
Ha ha thats funny, although Sarah has great style she is not the best lloking gal is she !!!
I am sooo looking forward to PP's aging! Imagine him at 48 and people snapping his picture and making unkind comments. Oh, goody goody! Karma is gonna get you!
Brilliant, Perez, brilliant !!!!!!!!
bad lighting
or, maybe, the movie goes until they're old and she's made up to look old. looks like she could be at a funeral (in the movie).
This is the best shit I've seen on this site!
LOL
LOL
she looks so tired!!! =(
leave sjp alone. screw you perez. get a real job
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
PERFECT COMPARISON!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
she is beautiful, that happens it is that the picture not the favors
That is so wrong, Yes,,, On sooo many levels
i'd like to see gross perex in that light.
SJP is beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!
genious!!!!! I love her, but sometimes she makes herself ugly…
Perez,
are you sure you didn't get the photos switched?