This Must Sting

Filed under: Amy Winehouse > Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker has just been named the world's unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine.

Ouch!

Poor SJPeePee!

Amy Winehouse came in second in the mag's list of the "Unsexy Five."

Who came in third, fourth and fifth?

CLICK HERE to find out!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Maxim's worlds most unsexiest women!

The Unsexy Five are…..

1) Sarah Jessica Parker
2) Amy Winehouse
3) Sandra Oh
4) Madonna
5) Britney Spears

Posted: Oct 28, 2007 at 2:53 am / Email this »

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Jess says – reply to this

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Eww!
evan says – reply to this

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BRITNEY SPEARS RAWKS
avalon says – reply to this

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seems about right
emobacca says – reply to this

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Im glad somebody called Sandra Oh on her fugliness
bronwyn says – reply to this

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i fully disagree with sandra oh! she is GORGEOUS
kitty says – reply to this

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well, it's true…
anon says – reply to this

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first!
alex says – reply to this

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This is so far off.

I could find ten girls in my dorm that are fat and hideous and wayyy less attractive than SJP.
Fallon says – reply to this

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thats so mean to SJP! i love sex and the city but they are right about Sandra Oh. that bitch is hideous.
asdf says – reply to this

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ouch
sophie says – reply to this

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yeap shes a beast
bianca says – reply to this

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thats rowdy!
Yl says – reply to this

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2nd… heeeee…. not first…. anyways, that really sucks.. I don't think any of these women and unsexy, on the contrary, they are beautiful… my opinion…
name says – reply to this

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that's mean! SJP is cute!
Shayna says – reply to this

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Haha that sucks!
yay says – reply to this

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2nd!
toolbox says – reply to this

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LOOOOVES IT.
madmax says – reply to this

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I know those are some ugly women, but where are Rene Zellwegger and Avril Lavigne? Surely they must have been 6 and 7.
weirdo says – reply to this

19

such a true list.
although, sjp has a good bone structure.
Lovisa says – reply to this

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ohh Perez that's old news but I thinks she is beautiful, and very sexy
sd-b says – reply to this

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dont think that is correct but to each his own, as they say
grey's fan says – reply to this

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What's wrong with Sandra Oh????????? I think shes beautiful, if in an unconventional way. But in Sideways shes hot on that motorcycle. Thats a poor choice
Punkin' says – reply to this

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Pretty right on. But I think Amy should have #1. I am now waiting for the unsexy guy list to come. Its only fair.
WTF? says – reply to this

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Amy Winehouse should have been 1, 2, 3, 4, AND 5.
jdubz says – reply to this

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first! poor sjp.
TB says – reply to this

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She looks horrible in that photo. Who comes up with that list, its pretty funny.
LOLOL says – reply to this

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OMG! Perez better than you!!! Perez, lets webcame sex
hey says – reply to this

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this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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amy needs to get that shit together
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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The third most unsexy goes to Kim Kardashian.
The Fourth most unsexy goes to Khloe Kardashian.
The Fifth most unsexy goes to Mz. Britney Spears.
elaine says – reply to this

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aww thats so sad even if true… it must hurt. Maxim should stick with rating hot people
ed says – reply to this

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I`ll never understand in a million years why this bitch who has the face of a collie is constantly CONSTANTLY used in everything from hair advertisements, to perfume ads, to clothing ads… I mean WTF?? Is there people actually out there who see these ads with this snout face and her wart who say to themselves "Oh, I gotta buy that perfume!"
bobby dville says – reply to this

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I believe I'd rather stick my dick in an exhaust pipe after driving from NY to LA, than stick my cock in any of those frightening cunts.
mess729 says – reply to this

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DAMN, but just because she isn't always "HOT" does not mean that she isn't sexy, she probably still has more money than the people that came up with the list anyways. As do the other wonderful women on the list, I'm disappointed they didn't pick people that dont have hot bodies, I'm sure all of those women are a size 6 or smaller. Why not pick people like ummmmm Roseanne (which is hilarious), I can never think of a time watching Roseanne growing thinking that girl is HOT, or Whoopi or, Rosie or something like that. All of these women are good at what they do. But I don't now why they don't think she is sexy. They are STUPID!
nadine says – reply to this

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i mean sure sjp is looking a little haggard lately but she certainly isnt the world's unsexiest woman!!
Tiffany says – reply to this

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Oh, thank Medusa I am not the only one completely turned off by Sarah Jessica Parker.
trevor says – reply to this

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where's Horsery Duff, Nicole ritche and kelly osbourne??
Fuck Maxim says – reply to this

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Hello Britney Spears and amy winehouse look worse than sjp fuck them!Not cool I love her she's an icon…
NYC 2 LA says – reply to this

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I love this girl but that is one horrable picture.
spacemonkee18` says – reply to this

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i don't agree with 3,4
FUCK THAT says – reply to this

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Re: bronwyn – the bitch cant see shit and neither can you loser
HA-HA says – reply to this

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Glad to see that potato-headed slant-eyed no talent Sandra Oh on there!
I don't care HOW many time she can say 'Me so horny, me love you long time'! I wouldn't let my dog fuck that disgustingly ugly smelly cunt!!!!!
sean who? says – reply to this

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madonna should've been #1 with that fuckin gap
AnAmerican says – reply to this

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Why are u hating on the good and happy people?? With some exception…….. M and B are truly haggard. Nice gap…….. get it fixed u wanna be british ho. And brit…. Honey, u are weird! We don't totally know you so we think u might be very strange.. Learn the phrase "no comment" and …… complete silence!! OMG and AMY……. I don't know a lot about u except your talent and boozing, drug's…BUT YOU HAVE MORE TALENT THAN ANYONE ON THAT LIST…….. QUIT WASTING IT!!!!!!111
SJP has a rockin body! WTF says – reply to this

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!?
T.K. says – reply to this

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Re: Sandra Oh. They obviously didn't see her in "Sideways".
As for Britney, I think she's the sexiest thing around, ESPECIALLY when she was bald!
As for SJP, Winehouse and Madoona, I couldn't agree more…I'd rather be gay than be with them.
sean who? says – reply to this

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all those cunts in hollywood are fugly without their team of fuckheads all those cunts in hollywood are fugly without their team of fuckheads
all those cunts in hollywood are fugly without their team of fuckheads all those cunts in hollywood are fugly without their team of fuckheads
luvbrit says – reply to this

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britney shouldn't be on that list.. she;ll look sexy again when she grows out her hair..
SHITNEY FANS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN STUPID AND UGLY says – reply to this

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BRITNEY IS ONE FUGLY ASS FAT HOE!! SHE WAS HORRID WHEN SHE WAS BLAD!! EWW HOW FUCKIN SICK TO EVEN JUST THINK ABOUT THAT FAT HOE
yeppie says – reply to this

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Re: Tiffany – no tiffany, you're not. i've always thought she was ugly.. i still watch sex and the city though
memememe says – reply to this

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awww I think she is very pretty.
SHITNEY FANS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN STUPID AND UGLY says – reply to this

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Re: luvbrit – SHUT UP BITCH. TASTELESS TRASHY CUNT
Viva La Meggles says – reply to this

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SJP is NOT unsexy. That isn't the most flattering picture by all means.

What about snaggle tooth Avril…

angelina jolie in my book is butt f'ing FUGLY! Does anyone ever really, REALLY, look at her face..WTH.. She makes me shudder. SHE should be numero uno!

I could go on, but it would take days.
Poe says – reply to this

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Hah. That's pretty hilarious.
RenaFool says – reply to this

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ECK!!!!Amy Winehouse is disgusting!!!! a lot like a dirty crack head on a street corner giving bj's for change.TRASHY…and not even in the good way.
SJP….she's old…I dont think anyone saw her aging well :/ ….
Sandra OH! nough said. I disagree with Madonna though, she just needs to wear more clothes. I feel bad for Brittany though…It's not her fault. MONEY CAN BUY A LOT OF THINGS…It hasn't nor is it going to fix that mess. BUT! she does look better then a lot of women after two kid's. SERIOUSLY.
Thuper ~ says – reply to this

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Oh Sandra Oh,
Does anyone else think she is rather dykelicious??
I could see bumping into her buying flannel…….
Slick says – reply to this

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You people are cruel…. Do you think you're going to look any better when you're 72???

I have little doubt that Sarah is the "toast" of many a retirement home…
Angelbear says – reply to this

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Yes, this is a vitriolic site, but HaHa with comment #42 needs to step off with the racism. Karma's a bitch, loser.
NOT NICE says – reply to this

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DEFINITELY not true. SJP has a great body, beautiful eyes, hair and smile. She's fabulous and soooooo charming. Amy Winehouse is kinda dirty looking. Britney is just going through stuff (she's not ugly at all). Madonna's physique alone should give her enough points to be out of this list, and leave Sandra Oh alone. What a horrible list to make. I really don't appreciate this. Unsexy is the when someone is stupid and mean. Like Ann Coulter.
TrashyCeleb says – reply to this

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Whoa. What happened to Sarah Jessica Parker? Jesus she look s older than cattrall, and cattrall is a godamn mummy
mark says – reply to this

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That's fucked up. And Perez would make the top spot in unsexiest men, with those Davis boys running 2nd and 3rd.
IckyVicky says – reply to this

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I'm a fan of SJP's but she always has looked like a witch to me. Madonna isn't that bad, but Amy Winehouse, OMFG! She is scary looking, talented but tore up from the floor up.
bgirl says – reply to this

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what the hell is the point of maxim even having the "unsexiest women" list? we all know who we find unattractive, and who men typically find unattractive in hollywood, why do they actually have to make it a public "list?" seems a bit vapid and pointless to me…only purpose it serves is to make some women feel shitty about themselves.
homo to the sexual says – reply to this

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I'm from Canada and I have to say that Sandra Oh is one nasty looking specimen…she and her parents are an embarrassment to ALL OF CANADA!!!…her parent's CAN'T even speak ENGLISH! Immigrants and refugees who refuse to take immerse into OUR culture, should be SENT BACK to the country they came from…if I wanted to see & hear Asian people, I'd go to the zoo or the laundry mat! BUH-BYE!!!
s says – reply to this

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Don't say anything about Carrie Bradshaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE her and she's hot. biatches!!!!!!!!
Heidi says – reply to this

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Is there a magazine that names the most un-sexy men in the world? I can name quite a few off the top of my head.
HASBEEN says – reply to this

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HEY ITS THE RETURN OF THE WARTFACE. OMFG WHAT A FUCKIN GRANDMA. SEX AND THE CITY WAS A LOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME AGO - HER CAREER ALREADY ENDED LONG TIME AGO. TOTAL TALENTLESS HASBEEN NOT TO MENTION THE HIDEOUS WART ON HER FACE.
men are fat pigs says – reply to this

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This is so DUMB! If these women are nasty, then I guess 99% of the rest of us are repulsive. Men, please take a LOOK AT YOURSELVES.
pp says – reply to this

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britney should have been #1, for having zero respect for herself or body she's so grossssssssssssssssssss!!
this_girl says – reply to this

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I am never supporting Maxim magazine due to this poll.
Highly insulting.
SJP = HOT says – reply to this

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SJP is so beautiful to me. I hope she reads this and knows how charming and beautiful she really is. She is why Sex and the City blew up. So charming and fabulous and stylish.
Kamila says – reply to this

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They must have been high!! SJP is fabulous!
F*CK MAXIM says – reply to this

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WHAT A DEGRADING POLL.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F*ck MAXIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this_girl says – reply to this

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Re: men are fat pigs –
to be honest…this is the smartest thing i've seen on ths blog ever…
and i'm no where a feminist.
fucking disgusting this poll is.
WHAT DO MEN KNOW???? says – reply to this

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Men are stupid. Most of them think ugly old trolls are hot (like Pamela Anderson).
homo to the sexual says – reply to this

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Re: HA-HA –
WELL SAID…I can't stand that nasty immigrant…why oh why did her parents find asylum as immigrants here in Canada???…if her parent's didn't sneak their way into this country, she (being a female born in China) would have been abandoned in the woods and left as a little rice cake to be devoured by some carnivorous beast…she deserves to bathe in the phlegm that we'd all LOVE to spit on her and her family…BUH-BYE!
Helen says – reply to this

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That is so mean SJP is just a nice actress, she doesn't deserve this title.
Johnny says – reply to this

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She's too thin. If she'd gain about 10 or 15 pounds she'd be pretty again. These older women trying to stay 15 pounds underweight age so quickly!
GONE WIT YO NASTY ASS says – reply to this

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Re: this_girl – bitch your gugly ass would never be in Maxim. More like Trailer Trask Weekly
Mike says – reply to this

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Those fat slobs who run Maxim would fuck Sandra, Madonna, or even Britney in nine seconds flat…

Winehouse would probably attack them like a she-bat, and Sarah Jessica Parker would probably be bitching so much they wouldn't get a chance to stick it in.
PEREZ??????????????????/ says – reply to this

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i wonder why perez just deleted some of these anti-maxim comments????? why do you feel the need to delete our comments? if it isnt spam or hateful, why do you erase them??? your site is a joke if you are erasing legitimate comments. i don't get it. i'm OUT of here for good. i just 10 perfectly good comments get deleted for no reason. fat hateful pig.
Kate says – reply to this

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Ha. Glad someone has finally had the balls to PRINT that SJP is fug. I've been saying it for years. Couldn't stand to watch Sex in the City because of her.
Mark says – reply to this

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Re: homo to the sexual – You're absolutely retarded…i'm sure your ancestors were immigrants to canada at one time so don't act like you deserve to live in Canada (A FREE COUNTRY) anymore than she does. She's still a canadian citizen asshole.

And I hope you aren't really homosexual because if you are you are a disgrace to the rest of us!
Lexy says – reply to this

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They forgot to add Avril Lavigne and Perez Hilton….
homo to the sexual says – reply to this

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who ever thinks Sandra Oh is beautiful, has major issues…I bet you were raised to to be politically correct…fuck that…she's major FUGLY, talentless, and I don't trust ANYONE without peripheral vision…no wonder her kind can't drive worth shit…and one last thing TO ALL U ASIANS…….PICK UP YOUR FUCKING FEET WHEN YOU WALK!!! - THERE IS NO NEED TO DRAG OR SHUFFLE YOUR FEET… BUH-BYE!!!
Sadie says – reply to this

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Re: homo to the sexual –
Holy shit, what is wrong with you people. People like you two are what's wrong with the world today. And polls like these.
Michelle says – reply to this

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Why SJP?? Have these guys seen satc? She's fucking HOT in that and in my opinion, still is. She shoudn't be on the list, period.
Why not Sarah Silvermann, or Lucy lue or whatever.
homo to the sexual says – reply to this

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Re: Mark –
Poor Mark…you must be an immigrant just like nasty Sandra Oh and her family…do you relate to her because your entire extended family lives in a one room apartment?….do you come to Canada to get free health care, free education, but refuse to work legally and also refuse to learn english and conform to the Nationalism that is Canada?…us TRUE CANADIANS know that the reason out country is in crisis is because of all the immigrants and refugees who come here 35 months pregnant think that if they birth a child here that they can take advantage of what Canada has to offer…we don't want a melting pot…either you commit to being Canadian, or you're a fucking waste of Canadian identity and goverment resource….BUH-BYE!
your mom says – reply to this

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who are all of you to call someone ugly/unsexy? they are talented and noteworthy and you are nobody…you especially cannot downplay Madonna since she is a legend whether or not she has gap teeth…I'm sure all of you out there are gorgeous and capable of judging people
Anna says – reply to this

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How about Hilary-the bull dyke-clinton?
Katie says – reply to this

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Re: homo to the sexual – Re: homo to the sexual –

You've got major issues. Did an Asian steal your significant other? Jealousy befits an ugly cunt like you. Sandra Oh is Korean and yeah, she's ugly but Asian women are gorgeous.
homo to the sexual says – reply to this

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Re: Mark –
Poor Mark…you must be an immigrant just like nasty Sandra Oh and her family…do you relate to her because your entire extended family lives in a one room apartment?….do you come to Canada to get free health care, free education, but refuse to work legally and also refuse to learn english and conform to the Nationalism that is Canada?…us TRUE CANADIANS know that the reason out country is in crisis is because of all the immigrants and refugees who come here 35 months pregnant think that if they birth a child here that they can take advantage of what Canada has to offer…we don't want a melting pot…either you commit to being Canadian, or you're a fucking waste of Canadian identity and goverment resource….BUH-BYE!!!
aUSTINX0X0 says – reply to this

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madonna, sarah jessica, and britney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO WAY IM I WERE STRAIGHT ID SO HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF THEM
pam says – reply to this

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Re: homo to the sexual –
This has nothing to do with politically correctness. Being politically correct doesn't equal to being wrong. Some asians have been in Canada for generations - who do you think built the railroads in the late 1800s? If you're going to see being Canadian as having lived in Canada the longest, that makes those asians more Canadian than a lot of white Canadians.
allan theodore bundy says – reply to this

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the unsexiest celebrity woman not the unsexiest woman….still better lookin than most of u fug bitches.
femininst says – reply to this

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how cruel and typically sexist of the maxim writers.
homo to the sexual says – reply to this

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Re: Katie –
Katie Katie Katie…A lot of Asian women are beautiful…but Sandra Oh is just plain fucking NASTY!…just because she's on TV doesn't automatically make her "pretty"…so so impressionable Katie…you make me laugh with your uptight defensive attempt…BUH-BYE!!!
homo to the sexual says – reply to this

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Re: Katie –
Katie Katie Katie…A lot of Asian women are beautiful…but Sandra Oh is just plain fucking NASTY!…just because she's on TV doesn't automatically make her "pretty"…so so impressionable Katie…you make me laugh with your uptight defensive attempt…BUH-BYE!
GRANNY YA GOT ANY CANDY IN YOUR PURSE says – reply to this

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WOWZER THAT MUST SUCK.
Alicia says – reply to this

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yall need ur eyes checked. I met SJP in person face to face and she is gorgeous. Yall are just jealous.
funky munky says – reply to this

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Wish I was as unsexy as SJP!