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Sarah Jessica Parker has just been named the world's unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine.
Ouch!
Poor SJPeePee!
Amy Winehouse came in second in the mag's list of the "Unsexy Five."
Who came in third, fourth and fifth?
CLICK HERE to find out!!!
[Image via WENN.]
Maxim's worlds most unsexiest women!
The Unsexy Five are…..
1) Sarah Jessica Parker
2) Amy Winehouse
3) Sandra Oh
4) Madonna
5) Britney Spears
Posted: October 28, 2007 at 2:53 am
Eww!
BRITNEY SPEARS RAWKS
seems about right
Im glad somebody called Sandra Oh on her fugliness
i fully disagree with sandra oh! she is GORGEOUS
well, it's true…
first!
This is so far off.
I could find ten girls in my dorm that are fat and hideous and wayyy less attractive than SJP.
thats so mean to SJP! i love sex and the city but they are right about Sandra Oh. that bitch is hideous.
ouch
yeap shes a beast
thats rowdy!
2nd… heeeee…. not first…. anyways, that really sucks.. I don't think any of these women and unsexy, on the contrary, they are beautiful… my opinion…
that's mean! SJP is cute!
Haha that sucks!
2nd!
LOOOOVES IT.
I know those are some ugly women, but where are Rene Zellwegger and Avril Lavigne? Surely they must have been 6 and 7.
such a true list.
although, sjp has a good bone structure.
ohh Perez that's old news but I thinks she is beautiful, and very sexy
dont think that is correct but to each his own, as they say
What's wrong with Sandra Oh????????? I think shes beautiful, if in an unconventional way. But in Sideways shes hot on that motorcycle. Thats a poor choice
Pretty right on. But I think Amy should have #1. I am now waiting for the unsexy guy list to come. Its only fair.
Amy Winehouse should have been 1, 2, 3, 4, AND 5.
first! poor sjp.
She looks horrible in that photo. Who comes up with that list, its pretty funny.
OMG! Perez better than you!!! Perez, lets webcame sex
this is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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amy needs to get that shit together
The third most unsexy goes to Kim Kardashian.
The Fourth most unsexy goes to Khloe Kardashian.
The Fifth most unsexy goes to Mz. Britney Spears.
aww thats so sad
even if true… it must hurt. Maxim should stick with rating hot people
I`ll never understand in a million years why this bitch who has the face of a collie is constantly CONSTANTLY used in everything from hair advertisements, to perfume ads, to clothing ads… I mean WTF?? Is there people actually out there who see these ads with this snout face and her wart who say to themselves "Oh, I gotta buy that perfume!"
I believe I'd rather stick my dick in an exhaust pipe after driving from NY to LA, than stick my cock in any of those frightening cunts.
DAMN, but just because she isn't always "HOT" does not mean that she isn't sexy, she probably still has more money than the people that came up with the list anyways. As do the other wonderful women on the list, I'm disappointed they didn't pick people that dont have hot bodies, I'm sure all of those women are a size 6 or smaller. Why not pick people like ummmmm Roseanne (which is hilarious), I can never think of a time watching Roseanne growing thinking that girl is HOT, or Whoopi or, Rosie or something like that. All of these women are good at what they do. But I don't now why they don't think she is sexy. They are STUPID!
i mean sure sjp is looking a little haggard lately but she certainly isnt the world's unsexiest woman!!
Oh, thank Medusa I am not the only one completely turned off by Sarah Jessica Parker.
where's Horsery Duff, Nicole ritche and kelly osbourne??
Hello Britney Spears and amy winehouse look worse than sjp fuck them!Not cool I love her she's an icon…
I love this girl but that is one horrable picture.
i don't agree with 3,4
Re: bronwyn – the bitch cant see shit and neither can you loser
Glad to see that potato-headed slant-eyed no talent Sandra Oh on there!
I don't care HOW many time she can say 'Me so horny, me love you long time'! I wouldn't let my dog fuck that disgustingly ugly smelly cunt!!!!!
madonna should've been #1 with that fuckin gap
Why are u hating on the good and happy people?? With some exception…….. M and B are truly haggard. Nice gap…….. get it fixed u wanna be british ho. And brit…. Honey, u are weird! We don't totally know you so we think u might be very strange.. Learn the phrase "no comment" and …… complete silence!! OMG and AMY……. I don't know a lot about u except your talent and boozing, drug's…BUT YOU HAVE MORE TALENT THAN ANYONE ON THAT LIST…….. QUIT WASTING IT!!!!!!111
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Re: Sandra Oh. They obviously didn't see her in "Sideways".
As for Britney, I think she's the sexiest thing around, ESPECIALLY when she was bald!
As for SJP, Winehouse and Madoona, I couldn't agree more…I'd rather be gay than be with them.
all those cunts in hollywood are fugly without their team of fuckheads all those cunts in hollywood are fugly without their team of fuckheads
all those cunts in hollywood are fugly without their team of fuckheads all those cunts in hollywood are fugly without their team of fuckheads
britney shouldn't be on that list.. she;ll look sexy again when she grows out her hair..
BRITNEY IS ONE FUGLY ASS FAT HOE!! SHE WAS HORRID WHEN SHE WAS BLAD!! EWW HOW FUCKIN SICK TO EVEN JUST THINK ABOUT THAT FAT HOE
Re: Tiffany – no tiffany, you're not. i've always thought she was ugly.. i still watch sex and the city though
awww I think she is very pretty.
Re: luvbrit – SHUT UP BITCH. TASTELESS TRASHY CUNT
SJP is NOT unsexy. That isn't the most flattering picture by all means.
What about snaggle tooth Avril…
angelina jolie in my book is butt f'ing FUGLY! Does anyone ever really, REALLY, look at her face..WTH.. She makes me shudder. SHE should be numero uno!
I could go on, but it would take days.
Hah. That's pretty hilarious.
ECK!!!!Amy Winehouse is disgusting!!!! a lot like a dirty crack head on a street corner giving bj's for change.TRASHY…and not even in the good way.
SJP….she's old…I dont think anyone saw her aging well :/ ….
Sandra OH! nough said. I disagree with Madonna though, she just needs to wear more clothes. I feel bad for Brittany though…It's not her fault. MONEY CAN BUY A LOT OF THINGS…It hasn't nor is it going to fix that mess. BUT! she does look better then a lot of women after two kid's. SERIOUSLY.
Oh Sandra Oh,
Does anyone else think she is rather dykelicious??
I could see bumping into her buying flannel…….
You people are cruel…. Do you think you're going to look any better when you're 72???
I have little doubt that Sarah is the "toast" of many a retirement home…
Yes, this is a vitriolic site, but HaHa with comment #42 needs to step off with the racism. Karma's a bitch, loser.
DEFINITELY not true. SJP has a great body, beautiful eyes, hair and smile. She's fabulous and soooooo charming. Amy Winehouse is kinda dirty looking. Britney is just going through stuff (she's not ugly at all). Madonna's physique alone should give her enough points to be out of this list, and leave Sandra Oh alone. What a horrible list to make. I really don't appreciate this. Unsexy is the when someone is stupid and mean. Like Ann Coulter.
Whoa. What happened to Sarah Jessica Parker? Jesus she look s older than cattrall, and cattrall is a godamn mummy
That's fucked up. And Perez would make the top spot in unsexiest men, with those Davis boys running 2nd and 3rd.
I'm a fan of SJP's but she always has looked like a witch to me. Madonna isn't that bad, but Amy Winehouse, OMFG! She is scary looking, talented but tore up from the floor up.
what the hell is the point of maxim even having the "unsexiest women" list? we all know who we find unattractive, and who men typically find unattractive in hollywood, why do they actually have to make it a public "list?" seems a bit vapid and pointless to me…only purpose it serves is to make some women feel shitty about themselves.
I'm from Canada and I have to say that Sandra Oh is one nasty looking specimen…she and her parents are an embarrassment to ALL OF CANADA!!!…her parent's CAN'T even speak ENGLISH! Immigrants and refugees who refuse to take immerse into OUR culture, should be SENT BACK to the country they came from…if I wanted to see & hear Asian people, I'd go to the zoo or the laundry mat! BUH-BYE!!!
Don't say anything about Carrie Bradshaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE her and she's hot. biatches!!!!!!!!
Is there a magazine that names the most un-sexy men in the world? I can name quite a few off the top of my head.
HEY ITS THE RETURN OF THE WARTFACE. OMFG WHAT A FUCKIN GRANDMA. SEX AND THE CITY WAS A LOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME AGO - HER CAREER ALREADY ENDED LONG TIME AGO. TOTAL TALENTLESS HASBEEN NOT TO MENTION THE HIDEOUS WART ON HER FACE.
This is so DUMB! If these women are nasty, then I guess 99% of the rest of us are repulsive. Men, please take a LOOK AT YOURSELVES.
britney should have been #1, for having zero respect for herself or body she's so grossssssssssssssssssss!!
I am never supporting Maxim magazine due to this poll.
Highly insulting.
SJP is so beautiful to me. I hope she reads this and knows how charming and beautiful she really is. She is why Sex and the City blew up. So charming and fabulous and stylish.
They must have been high!! SJP is fabulous!
WHAT A DEGRADING POLL.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F*ck MAXIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: men are fat pigs –
to be honest…this is the smartest thing i've seen on ths blog ever…
and i'm no where a feminist.
fucking disgusting this poll is.
Men are stupid. Most of them think ugly old trolls are hot (like Pamela Anderson).
Re: HA-HA –
WELL SAID…I can't stand that nasty immigrant…why oh why did her parents find asylum as immigrants here in Canada???…if her parent's didn't sneak their way into this country, she (being a female born in China) would have been abandoned in the woods and left as a little rice cake to be devoured by some carnivorous beast…she deserves to bathe in the phlegm that we'd all LOVE to spit on her and her family…BUH-BYE!
That is so mean
SJP is just a nice actress, she doesn't deserve this title.
She's too thin. If she'd gain about 10 or 15 pounds she'd be pretty again. These older women trying to stay 15 pounds underweight age so quickly!
Re: this_girl – bitch your gugly ass would never be in Maxim. More like Trailer Trask Weekly
Those fat slobs who run Maxim would fuck Sandra, Madonna, or even Britney in nine seconds flat…
Winehouse would probably attack them like a she-bat, and Sarah Jessica Parker would probably be bitching so much they wouldn't get a chance to stick it in.
i wonder why perez just deleted some of these anti-maxim comments????? why do you feel the need to delete our comments? if it isnt spam or hateful, why do you erase them??? your site is a joke if you are erasing legitimate comments. i don't get it. i'm OUT of here for good. i just 10 perfectly good comments get deleted for no reason. fat hateful pig.
Ha. Glad someone has finally had the balls to PRINT that SJP is fug. I've been saying it for years. Couldn't stand to watch Sex in the City because of her.
Re: homo to the sexual – You're absolutely retarded…i'm sure your ancestors were immigrants to canada at one time so don't act like you deserve to live in Canada (A FREE COUNTRY) anymore than she does. She's still a canadian citizen asshole.
And I hope you aren't really homosexual because if you are you are a disgrace to the rest of us!
They forgot to add Avril Lavigne and Perez Hilton….
who ever thinks Sandra Oh is beautiful, has major issues…I bet you were raised to to be politically correct…fuck that…she's major FUGLY, talentless, and I don't trust ANYONE without peripheral vision…no wonder her kind can't drive worth shit…and one last thing TO ALL U ASIANS…….PICK UP YOUR FUCKING FEET WHEN YOU WALK!!! - THERE IS NO NEED TO DRAG OR SHUFFLE YOUR FEET… BUH-BYE!!!
Re: homo to the sexual –
Holy shit, what is wrong with you people. People like you two are what's wrong with the world today. And polls like these.
Why SJP?? Have these guys seen satc? She's fucking HOT in that and in my opinion, still is. She shoudn't be on the list, period.
Why not Sarah Silvermann, or Lucy lue or whatever.
Re: Mark –
Poor Mark…you must be an immigrant just like nasty Sandra Oh and her family…do you relate to her because your entire extended family lives in a one room apartment?….do you come to Canada to get free health care, free education, but refuse to work legally and also refuse to learn english and conform to the Nationalism that is Canada?…us TRUE CANADIANS know that the reason out country is in crisis is because of all the immigrants and refugees who come here 35 months pregnant think that if they birth a child here that they can take advantage of what Canada has to offer…we don't want a melting pot…either you commit to being Canadian, or you're a fucking waste of Canadian identity and goverment resource….BUH-BYE!
who are all of you to call someone ugly/unsexy? they are talented and noteworthy and you are nobody…you especially cannot downplay Madonna since she is a legend whether or not she has gap teeth…I'm sure all of you out there are gorgeous and capable of judging people
How about Hilary-the bull dyke-clinton?
Re: homo to the sexual – Re: homo to the sexual –
You've got major issues. Did an Asian steal your significant other? Jealousy befits an ugly cunt like you. Sandra Oh is Korean and yeah, she's ugly but Asian women are gorgeous.
Re: Mark –
Poor Mark…you must be an immigrant just like nasty Sandra Oh and her family…do you relate to her because your entire extended family lives in a one room apartment?….do you come to Canada to get free health care, free education, but refuse to work legally and also refuse to learn english and conform to the Nationalism that is Canada?…us TRUE CANADIANS know that the reason out country is in crisis is because of all the immigrants and refugees who come here 35 months pregnant think that if they birth a child here that they can take advantage of what Canada has to offer…we don't want a melting pot…either you commit to being Canadian, or you're a fucking waste of Canadian identity and goverment resource….BUH-BYE!!!
madonna, sarah jessica, and britney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO WAY IM I WERE STRAIGHT ID SO HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF THEM
Re: homo to the sexual –
This has nothing to do with politically correctness. Being politically correct doesn't equal to being wrong. Some asians have been in Canada for generations - who do you think built the railroads in the late 1800s? If you're going to see being Canadian as having lived in Canada the longest, that makes those asians more Canadian than a lot of white Canadians.
the unsexiest celebrity woman not the unsexiest woman….still better lookin than most of u fug bitches.
how cruel and typically sexist of the maxim writers.
Re: Katie –
Katie Katie Katie…A lot of Asian women are beautiful…but Sandra Oh is just plain fucking NASTY!…just because she's on TV doesn't automatically make her "pretty"…so so impressionable Katie…you make me laugh with your uptight defensive attempt…BUH-BYE!!!
Re: Katie –
Katie Katie Katie…A lot of Asian women are beautiful…but Sandra Oh is just plain fucking NASTY!…just because she's on TV doesn't automatically make her "pretty"…so so impressionable Katie…you make me laugh with your uptight defensive attempt…BUH-BYE!
WOWZER THAT MUST SUCK.
yall need ur eyes checked. I met SJP in person face to face and she is gorgeous. Yall are just jealous.
Wish I was as unsexy as SJP!