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Sarah Jessica Parker has just been named the world's unsexiest woman by Maxim magazine.
Ouch!
Poor SJPeePee!
Amy Winehouse came in second in the mag's list of the "Unsexy Five."
Who came in third, fourth and fifth?
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Maxim's worlds most unsexiest women!
The Unsexy Five are…..
1) Sarah Jessica Parker
2) Amy Winehouse
3) Sandra Oh
4) Madonna
5) Britney Spears
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Re: mess729 – So, you Have to be overweight in order to make the unsexy list? That's bullshit! Beth Ditto is amazingly sexy and plus size! I agree Rosie O'Donnell isn't sexy, but it has nothing to do with her weight. Chubby girls can be just as sexy if not more than most of this stick figures in Hollywood.
well……. SJ-not hot!But there are fatt and ugly celebs which should gett to be on the UNSEXY FIVE list!!! SJ- hot one of them!!!
P.S. WHERE THE F*** IS THE UNSEXY FIVE MEN LIST???!!!
SJP is not pretty. the thing that makes her look half decent is the clothes that she wear and the make-up, boy they can do miracles. Maybe she should gain some weight then she might look normal, not so much like a skeleton.
leave it to a men's magazine to do something this disgusting. SJP is wonderful and talented, and so are the other women on this list. MAXIM SUCKS!
Why in the hell is Sandra Oh on that list?!?
I really think she should quit smoking if she does..
HAHA i couldn't agree any more with the first two and madonna. arvil should be up there along with ashlee simpson before her nose job. hahaha
Re: homo to the sexual – hey asshole — you aren't a real Canadian just a fucking idiot immigrant — do you realize your ancestors came to my people's land a couple of hundred years ago and refused to speak our languages and fucked our lives up.. go back to fucking england or wherever your shitty xenophobic people came from.. and ps maxim is misogynist tripe
She needs to eat something and get that wart removed from her chin…quite witchy indeed.
SARAH JESSICA may not have the conventionally BORING cutesy nose, big boobs boring blah blonde hair, but she is CLASSY INTELLIGENT TALENTED AND LOVELY, and has NO PLACE on that list. COME ON PEREZ DEFEND SJP!!! sandra oh is another atypical beauty but thank god there are some real looking people with real talent…….BRITNEY, AVRIL, AMY, AND PARIS HILTON in THAT ORDER SHOULD MAKE UP THE REAL LIST!!!
Are you sure that's not Dee Synder's mother?
everyone but madonna!!!!!!!!!!
Re: madmax – Agreed, Renee Zellwegger or however the hell you spell it…is one ugly bitch. She has an ok body (I guess) but my god, such an ugly mug.
WHAT!!! MADONNA!!!! this is SOOOOOO not right….. She may have a gap, but come on SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!
thats just mean, shes not that bad
But aren't these the same people who said Lindsay Lohan was the hottest of 100 women last year? LOL HAAAAAHAAAAHAAA
They've got no idea what hot is…wait? Who said dumb duh duh duh beyonce the bloated bear is the hottest woman this year? Was it them? LoL HAHAHAHAHAAAAA
They're only saying SJP is unsexy because they're jealous of the attention the movie is getting… they couldn't manage that much attention with all their soft-core smut.. People resent the fact that the Sex and the City franchise defines "in" as far as fashion is concerned…they find it off-putting because the constumes are so quirky, they think SJP is being smug… LAME JEALOUS LOSERS…
Sandra Oh is soo gorgeous she shouldnt be on the list
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder…but my hubby would completely agree with SJP and Madonna being on the list.
Remeber BEAUTY is in the EYE of the BEHOLDER.
Don't believe the HYPE
theyre all pretty smecksy in my opinion.
To post #64:
You are an embarassment to all true Canadians and everything we stand for. Your disgusting, racial comments speak volumes about your ignorance. We can only imagine how small and insecure you must feel to spew venom like that.
To post #64:
You have truly embarassed Canadians by your venomous, racist comments. Your post only served to show your extreme ignorance. You must feel very small and insecure to spew hate like that. Shame on you!
SJP is about as nasty as it gets ugh! i always said she was disgusting but no one ever listened, her face makes me want to barf. but i do love her carrie bradshaw
The kids heard me screaming "Sea hag! Sea hag!" from the other room and thought I was watching a classic Popeye episode. Then they realized that I was shouting "See - Hag!".
Man she is skanky. Especially the wedding dreamscape picture where she is bening over showing her saggy things. Ewww.
Ah, poor SJP…such a tale of WHOA.
Poor sjp….but the list is right on target (excluding britney).
waaattttt how is britney not firsttt!!! if she came after those other four than that means that somone actually finds her attractive!!!! shes bald and fat and skanky and must have like 12 kinds of herpes by now, shes true trailer tash
WRONG!! Sarah Jessica Parker is gorgeous, an icon, fabulous
well, that would be because maxim is run by men (no offense perez) and men hate that pivotal and iconic show "sex in the city" and Sarah is amazing and classic and beautiful and they can't handle it.
Finally! Maxim's is spot on with their selections. I could never understand why these women were ever considered sexy! Talented, maybe so, maybe not, but surely NOT sexy!
sjp is beautiful. i think people may think she got overexposed, and may not have liked her sitc character, but she's the real deal.
"Unsexy Five"? Whatever, Maxim.
Anyone remember on Family Guy when Peter Griffin said that SJP's face looks like a foot? haha
Good choice for #1
um…I think thats make-up their using for the movie to age her Stupid
unsexy list??? what a horrible idea!!
I've always thought that SJP was an ugly-ass bitch! Too bad about Sandra Oh, I quite like her.
I like her as an actress but she really is not an attractive woman at all. She kinda looks like a witch!
Sandra Oh is hideous because she isn't blond, big tittied and oh…could it be those slanty eyes? Or maybe because she plays a strong woman on that little show she's on?
Bai Ling is on everyone's "it" list however… how odd, dontchathink?
NOOOOO!!! BRITNEY IS THA BEST BITCHEZZ!!!
they left nasty post op Star Jones off the list???????
they forgot your ugly face perez
who cares. maxim SUCKS - it's just a bunch of ugly douchebags sitting around their offices making these lists
awww this is poo. sjp is the shit!!! this is just an unflattering picture. next please !
Whoever is editing Maxim is chauvinistic and fucked up to come out with this list. I understand it's for humor but Sandra Oh is a serious actress and she does not deserve this bullshit from you pigs.
I hope whoever's working for Maxim chokes on their own shit and dies. I'm sure they're just cranky cause they're not gettin any.
ok seriously, i agree with everyone on there except britney
if she lost some weight and got a better wig she would show your asses up
soo shutup
Amy winehouse is my world
She is a Diva
just because she doesn't look like all these other blonde bitches who ALL look the sameShe shouldnt be on this lost at all
She is a little bug who needs a hug
And she's super cute
ahhh this is so mean! everyone that is making mean comments about these girls are probably worse looking then them….but hey people like reading this shit including moi!
SJP is the ugliest transvetite ive ever seen, HOW DID SHE GET FAMOUS, show me beautifull people
BS
why is Gisele not on there? If you look up close she is very ugly despite her perfect figure. I would think someone would notice how ugly she really is.
why is Gisele not on there? Despite her perfect figure she is not at all beautiful that face is horrible.
This is bull who cares what a men's magazine says about how sexy a woman is.. this are all hard working females and are sexy in their own way. SJP is an absolutely amazing actress and always looks sexy on TV… What she looks like off camera i really don't care about.. that is her private life. Amy winehouse doesn't need to look sexy.. her music makes up for it.. SO BLAST THIS SHIZNIT!
MADONNA IS HOTT AS HELL…. 50 AND AMAZING SHAPE. JESSICA. BRITT YEAH WOOF WOOF NEVER HEARD OF THE OTHER GIRL……… AND AMY YUCK
SJP- Can't have it all I guess…
Amy Wino - does not deserve her celeb status…she's plain dirty!
Sandra Oh - Great on Greys…not much of a looker…
Madge - DEFINATELY had her day…
Brits - RETIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!