What's Worse???

Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Teri Hatcher > Cisco Adler

What is more vomit-inducing: Teri Snatcher as a character from Alice in Wonderland or Crisco Adler as a Greek Viking?????

Tough call!

P.S. Our Halloween outfit is AMAZING. It's topical, clever and NO ONE has worn it yet at any of the costume parties we've been to yet.

Can't wait to rock it!

Come party with Perez in Atlantic City on Halloween! Click here to RSVP. It's free!

[Images via WENN.]

Posted: Oct 28, 2007 at 12:07 pm / Email this »

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costamesaboy says – reply to this

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nice titties, babe
ms tiki says – reply to this

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teri snatcher.
You naked says – reply to this

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You naked is worse than either of these.
sophiaesthie says – reply to this

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da SNATCHER
melle says – reply to this

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FIRST and ewww
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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terrible terrible MAKEUP, id still lick her bunghole, yeehaw!! Jesters dead
ksdjkdj says – reply to this

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…………..greek viking…..did those exist??
meow says – reply to this

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first
jeny crank says – reply to this

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FIRST
melle says – reply to this

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first first firrrssstttt

teri's too old to rock that
jamie says – reply to this

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Terri, hands down
B says – reply to this

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1st? or not? dont matter
Lisa says – reply to this

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Eww
teresa says – reply to this

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that's the best Teri's looked in a while!
awwww poor perez says – reply to this

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This looks like it's not worth going to……I'll be at the PlayBoy Mansion with Adrianne Curry!!!!
Alena says – reply to this

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Aw Perez! You look good on that flyer for the party. I like the hair.
Anja says – reply to this

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a greek wiking? Theres not even no such thing! Greek and wkinigs arent the same thing.

Cisco is the ugliestfucker ive ever seen.
Kevin says – reply to this

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Teri Hatcher looks more like "Mommy Dearest" dressed for a Halloween party!!!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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Teri def eeww
ahaha says – reply to this

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greek viking? hey, do u know anything about history.. GREEK VIKINGS?? AHAHA
i hate spics (they stink) says – reply to this

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what is the deal with Teri? She looks older and skinnier by the day! Hate her Hate Her Hate her!
i hate spics (they stink) says – reply to this

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what is the deal with Teri? She looks older and skinnier by the day! Hate her Hate Her Hate her!
xtinaaaaaaa says – reply to this

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I think teri looks pretty
sammi says – reply to this

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why due you people listen to perez hilton???

He is such a failed actor, he's got it written all over him that now he is taking out his anger on the industry that doesn't and necer will want him.

His a total loser
sammi says – reply to this

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why due you people listen to perez hilton???

He is such a failed actor, he's got it written all over him that now he is taking out his anger on the industry that doesn't and never will want him.

His a total loser
AmandaNoelle says – reply to this

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uggh i thougt that Fug was was China….nastaaaaaay
mexian says – reply to this

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did she get a boob job ? cause in season 3 of desperate housewives she had no tittys and absolutly no cleavge unless they were tanned !
elpepe says – reply to this

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you
tiki says – reply to this

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vikings are scandinavian not greek. hatcher looks scary with or without the costume and makeup
I KNOW says – reply to this

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GREEK VIKING!!!!
DID YOU MAKE IT THROUGH 4th GRADE??????
CISCO LOOKS BAD says – reply to this

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EVER Since, they have put that pix of his saggy B*lls out there, HE IS THE WORSE LOOKING PIECE OF SH*T TO ME! He looks like he stinks!
Charlie says – reply to this

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Perez, I hate to burst your bubble but your Oompa Loompa costume is last year's news.
Stant says – reply to this

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I would rather lick Cisco's balls than attend your stupid event
AudioLoveMagic says – reply to this

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Before the party, listen to AudioLoveMagic!
sarahjane says – reply to this

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the vikings were Scandinavian you fat fucking twat
rod says – reply to this

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perez I love you but the greeks were not vikings, they're scandanavian. I forgive you….
tartbones says – reply to this

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oh my fucking jesus, EWWWWWW TERRI.

her poor child, she has a tranny for a mummy.
Angel says – reply to this

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Teri looks great - jealous much?
christopher says – reply to this

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if ytou go as amy winehouse perez then youre not the first…so fuck off and go to fat camp!
Regina says – reply to this

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What exactly is a Greek Viking?
STFU!!! says – reply to this

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Re: baby –

Give it a fucking BREAK…..GO PIMP YOUR SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
whattt says – reply to this

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Greek !! looool .. they're not!!!!!!!!
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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just read the flyer,,,,,,,, nice smirk perezticide. I HAVE NEVER BEEN 2 THE EAST COAST, actuall looks kinda fun on 20$, HAVE FUN…… FOOT BALL TIME BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & beer 30 wahoo, i'm a skate-redneck/slut__/;~)
jobgyal says – reply to this

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Opal Financial Group in NY, NY is the worst company to work for. go under opal and take dent-head wellington with you.
terihatcher says – reply to this

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is fucking ugly
honestly she looks 60
RICHIE says – reply to this

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IS IT ME OR IS SHE LOOKING JUST A LITTLE BIT LIKE JANICE DICKINSON, DO NOT SEE WHAT THE FUSS IS WITH HER,SHE LOOKS LIKE MR ED, AND SHE OBVIOUSLY WENT TO DR PHIL FOR THOSE TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!
Mitchellaneous says – reply to this

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I think that Teri Hatcher looks like the gal who plays Rose on Two and a half Men in this picture. Cisco Adler is nasty, but what do I know? I'm not a coked out heiress who's trying to piss my daddy off.
LisaLoo says – reply to this

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You have a "topical" costume?
D says – reply to this

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I thought that was Priscilla Presley
jennifer says – reply to this

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I hope Perez isn't "tropical depression"….wear tropical clothes and have anti depressant bottles……
Briana. says – reply to this

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Ew, she's worse. By far. Cisco at least has a nice normally-aged body…
highlander says – reply to this

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Like I want to party with your arrogant blimp ass
daboo says – reply to this

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Dita as a stripper and symbol for Raunch………….THAT"S THE WORST OF ALL!!
JM says – reply to this

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Sorry, dude, yours is the only photo I ever find vomit-inducing. As for your costume, I really hope it's a brown bag . . .that covers your whole gross body.
Morbidly Obese Gummi says – reply to this

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Wonder if his longballs are hanging out from the sheet? Don't you think his balls must hurt after hanging?
kathyc says – reply to this

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Ugh….is she masquerading as Janice Dickinson?
aj says – reply to this

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I kinda like the creativity of Terri's costume (Sure she probably rented or ordered it…) but still, what a neat costume.

Cisco is icky
Heart Perez says – reply to this

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The Vikings didn't come from Greece - they came from Scandinavia… It's a bit like saying Idaho people are Californians.
Just all wrong
kris says – reply to this

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that crisco suks so does his band!
tal says – reply to this

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teri snatcher has has so much plasic surgery.she recently had a face lift and fillers to make her face look full and plump.she has also had boob implants.
erin says – reply to this

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Vkings are not greek
kellzi says – reply to this

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omg perez, deff Crisco Adler, like omg, how could you go out like that, and have like two drinks in his hands? so totally alchol. ew thats so lame.

luvs yas,
kellzi D!
flo says – reply to this

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teri hatcher is a flake!!!!
Cisco isn't the greatest lookin' but definately better than that hasban!
Stef says – reply to this

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Hey Bright Eyes Brian—

Teri is playing the Queen of Hearts. See the card in her crown? DEAD GIVEAWAY…even for you.
nikki says – reply to this

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you bunch of idiots, perez is making fun of cisco for wearing a nonsensical outfit. i'm norwegian and directly descended from vikings so i will set this straight for you folks- PEREZ IS MAKING FUN OF THAT IDIOT FOR WEARING A VIKING HAT BUT DRESSED IN A TOGA, WHICH IS OF GREEK DESCENT. vikings would have froze to freaking death in a white sheet.
Liz Bowers says – reply to this

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Why do you keep showing Crisco???? Him and his dangly balls are disgusting……
de Cosmos says – reply to this

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I wonder if Cisco Adler's ballz are hanging below that toga (or whatever it is)?
nelly_in_SJ says – reply to this

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Teri Hatcher looks cute. Love her.
chirp says – reply to this

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OMG…what has teri done , or had done, to her face? Can you say Joan Rivers?
stacy says – reply to this

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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FUCKING GREEK VIKING. VIKINGS WERE FROM SCANDINAVIA. I AM GREEK LEARN HISTORY. dammit AND NOBODY IN GREECE WEARS TOGA'S OR THOSE SHITTY SANDALS. GET OVER IT
Black Sunshine says – reply to this

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Cisco probably had to find an oversized sheet to cover that oversized,saggy ballsack of his..GROSS!
funky munky says – reply to this

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Don't tell us…your going a solidified crisco?
KJB says – reply to this

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hopefully someome will have the balls to do dick in a box (is it you, Perez?)
barski222 says – reply to this

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GOing as Gay Dumbledore? I went as that last night.
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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Did Crisco trip over his old man saggy balls at all?
k Lo says – reply to this

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first of all its nomad viking,,, not greek viking ass wipe!
ode says – reply to this

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Re: chirp –
I think she looks like Janis Dickenson, I was thinking she had gone light on the makeup for once. What a surprise to find out it was Teri!
Realist says – reply to this

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Terri looks hot! Almost like she did 10 years ago.
Frances says – reply to this

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I cast my vote for Cisco looking worse. His costume is just dumb. Teri looks good.
perezWASmyGUILTYpleasure says – reply to this

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Topical? He'd better go as a tube of Preparation-H. Perez is living the American dream. Famous for nothing. Shame on us (and me) for letting him get this far.
joseph says – reply to this

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Cisco Adler is hot. Terri Hatcher is pretty but a little annoying at times. This is no exception. I say Terri!
POOPPPPPPPPPP says – reply to this

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Re: tiki – vikings are SWEDISH!!!!!!!! and some are scandinavian and others are a touch of dutch.
TERRI HATCHER IS FUCKIN GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oge Agulue says – reply to this

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I have that exact same Viking hat for my costume! I'm Flava Flav!
J says – reply to this

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Teri Hatcher went to Camden High School in San Jose with a friend of mine. She's not as old as she looks. I think she is beat and brittle looking due to malnourishment.
... says – reply to this

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Obviously he said Greek Viking because his custome consisted of a toga and a viking helmet. I doubt Vikings wore togas.

Chill out people.
Jane says – reply to this

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Teri is pretty….. pretty old and pretty fugly
dfezfez says – reply to this

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the worse costume is the one perez rocks everyday
lollercoaster says – reply to this

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Cisco looks like he'd be more fun to be around. Rather obnioxious though…

I mean really… A Greek Viking?

Teri on the other hand looks like she has a board up her ass. But if Disney was casting to make another live action version of Alice and Wonderland and if the Queen of Hearts from Alice and Wonderland was emaciated, Teri would be a shoo in for the role.
Yabba DabbA says – reply to this

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Perez…you are fee in Las Vegas.

Why isn't there more of your hair for sale on the internet? I heard that people are trying to outbid each other.

Chaotic Modulation
Home of the Blogosapians
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anna says – reply to this

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Crisco rocks!!
pix says – reply to this

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my guess for prezzers costume is gay dumbledore, replete with electric blue pointy hat and pink feather boa.
Stefani* says – reply to this

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wat were they thinking????
wow. says – reply to this

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For once Teri Hatcher isn't absolutely painful to look at.
YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID. says – reply to this

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HE WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT CISCO WORE A GREEK ROBE WITH A VIKING HELMET, YOU FUCKTARDS. VIKINGS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT GREEK. I THINK HE KNOWS THAT. THINK.
HE WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT CISCO WORE A GREEK ROBE WITH A VIKING HELMET, YOU FUCKTARDS. VIKINGS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT GREEK. I THINK HE KNOWS THAT. THINK.
HE WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT CISCO WORE A GREEK ROBE WITH A VIKING HELMET, YOU FUCKTARDS. VIKINGS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT GREEK. I THINK HE KNOWS THAT. THINK.
HE WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT CISCO WORE A GREEK ROBE WITH A VIKING HELMET, YOU FUCKTARDS. VIKINGS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT GREEK. I THINK HE KNOWS THAT. THINK.
HE WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT CISCO WORE A GREEK ROBE WITH A VIKING HELMET, YOU FUCKTARDS. VIKINGS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT GREEK. I THINK HE KNOWS THAT. THINK.
HE WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT CISCO WORE A GREEK ROBE WITH A VIKING HELMET, YOU FUCKTARDS. VIKINGS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT GREEK. I THINK HE KNOWS THAT. THINK.
YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID. says – reply to this

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HE WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT CISCO WORE A GREEK ROBE WITH A VIKING HELMET, YOU FUCKTARDS. VIKINGS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT GREEK. I THINK HE KNOWS THAT. THINK.
HE WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT CISCO WORE A GREEK ROBE WITH A VIKING HELMET, YOU FUCKTARDS. VIKINGS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT GREEK. I THINK HE KNOWS THAT. THINK.
HE WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT CISCO WORE A GREEK ROBE WITH A VIKING HELMET, YOU FUCKTARDS. VIKINGS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT GREEK. I THINK HE KNOWS THAT. THINK.
HE WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT CISCO WORE A GREEK ROBE WITH A VIKING HELMET, YOU FUCKTARDS. VIKINGS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT GREEK. I THINK HE KNOWS THAT. THINK.
HE WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT CISCO WORE A GREEK ROBE WITH A VIKING HELMET, YOU FUCKTARDS. VIKINGS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT GREEK. I THINK HE KNOWS THAT. THINK.
HE WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT CISCO WORE A GREEK ROBE WITH A VIKING HELMET, YOU FUCKTARDS. VIKINGS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT GREEK. I THINK HE KNOWS THAT. THINK.
AY. says – reply to this

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#87, you're a moron. The Vikings are NOT specific to Sweden and are NOT DUTCH. You fucking idiot. Use Wikipedia. They were Norwegians, Swedes, and Danes, and SOMETIMES Finns. But most, including the 2 most famous, (Leif and "Eric"), were NORWEGIAN. Learn your facts before you try to lecture OTHER idiots. Blind leading the blind!
k-rag says – reply to this

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Re: YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID. –

you read my mind buddy.

hatcher > vomitous than cisco
Lisa H. says – reply to this

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Cisco Adler is pretty vomit inducing all the time. No costume necessary!
tim says – reply to this

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thats teri with less make up on than in desp hous! rough as!
Sheena says – reply to this

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~They both look pretty typical…..pft!