How Do We Say This Delicately????

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Uhmmm…..

Doesn't Jonathan Rhys Myers look like a child molester????

Totally!

There's just something totally pervy and creepy about him. Not to mention he's got a case of the gayface as bad as Zac Efron, if not worse.

The Tudors actor is on the cover of the new holiday issue of Details, and he gives one of the gayest interviews ever.

Here are our HIGHlights:

- ON BRAD PITT:
“Let’s not kid ourselves—this business is about being good-looking. Look, Brad Pitt is an incredible actor, but do you think he’d be a famous movie star if he didn’t look like that? Come on!”

- ON LEONARDO DICAPRIO:
“[Leonardo DiCaprio] was successful very young, was a party boy, took two years off, and then became this major Hollywood player. Right now I can get a $5 million film green-lit, not a $100 million film.”

- ON BEING A NARCISSIST:
“Part of being a narcissist is being terribly insecure. If I wasn’t so insecure about myself, I wouldn’t work as hard as I do. I am constantly seeking approval.”

- ON STAYING OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT:
“You know why I stay out of the limelight? I always think there will be that time that people will find out that I’m crap at what I do. I think they will figure out I’m crap. Doesn’t everybody have that feeling?”

    Posted: Oct 29, 2007 at 12:05 pm / Email this  »

    245 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately????”

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    1. hii says – reply to this


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      meh not hot

    2. DANIELLE says – reply to this


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      it's definitely the pervy stache.
      hot though.
      STAY FABULOUS!

    3. alex.. says – reply to this


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      eew

    4. PattyC says – reply to this


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      Second, yay loves him I'm not crazy, luv BFF

    5. Candi says – reply to this


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      LOL… honestly? All of this is funny to me… I dunno!

    6. Sushi says – reply to this


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      I think he looks like a hot, gay porn star!

    7. ashley says – reply to this


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      nice dirty sanchez

    8. Anne Bolyn says – reply to this


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      He is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot. Plz don't hate P!!!

    9. xoxo says – reply to this


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      Very good actor and can look good by most people's standards w/o the porn mustache.

    10. lewis says – reply to this


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      sssssssegunndo

    11. chrizy says – reply to this


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      creeeeeepo

    12. brittany says – reply to this


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      thats creepy…2nd??

    13. master patrick says – reply to this


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      hmmmm *

    14. hotpinky says – reply to this


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      definetely scary looking but very HOT & Tasty!!!
      Love ya! Johnny boy!

    15. munch says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    16. hg says – reply to this


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      I love his eyes…..they're sooooo BLUE!!!!
      They Glow.

    17. Leave JRM Alone says – reply to this


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      OK, he does have a bit of the gayface, and he is dressed a bit gay, and he does have a gay pose and he did imply that Brad Pitt is gorgeous and that he's a narcissist, but what makes you think that he's gay Perez? Leave JRM Alone

    18. Ick says – reply to this


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      Did anyone see him in Match Point? HOTTTTTT! This pic doesn't do him justice. He's also superhot in the Tudors.

    19. gigi says – reply to this


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      thats not really what being a narcissst is

    20. I like this guy says – reply to this


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      Rotflmao he's straight up saying Brad coasted on his looks. I agree. Brad pitt is not that great of an actor and his looks have faded. He was never good looking to begin with. UGH!

      JRM has a unique look!

    21. so hot says – reply to this


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      He is so freaking fuckable. i love him!

    22. Susannah says – reply to this


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      Remember when he used to be attractive?
      What happend, JRM?!

    23. Razorblade_Romance says – reply to this


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      He screams Queer!

    24. litlluvbug says – reply to this


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      Danielle is right, it is the pervy stache. He is normally so hot but this pic makes me think of 70's porno BOW CHICKA WA WA.

    25. RoxyfuckenHagen says – reply to this


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      I love this actor, he rocks all looks he tries. if you see matchpoint he's definitely not doing the gayface. if you want to delve into seeing him as gay watch velvet goldmine, its got ewan mcgregor, christian bale and johnathan rhys myers in it. i didn't really like it but its got some good stuff in it.

    26. TYTY says – reply to this


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      He's such a perv, makes my mensies moist.

    27. crimson pixie says – reply to this


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      Aside from the moustache, that is a photo of a very fine looking man… actually, even with teh moustache, he ROCKS!

      Love the quotes, too… he's smart as well as hot. Class act all the way!!

    28. AMY says – reply to this


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      The Stache has to go but he does always have "crazy eyes"

    29. whoo dun it says – reply to this


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      The little mustache is very creepy.

    30. NEW YORK GUY says – reply to this


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      Sorry, he looks damn hot to me, he can molest me anytime!!!

    31. anne says – reply to this


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      Child molester? He is totally hot and a very good actor. Look at yourself in the mirror Perez, that could be a chubby "uncle" offering the kids trick or treat. Stop the bashing please.

    32. Lulu says – reply to this


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      the stache makes him look pervy but hes still fucking hott as hell!!

    33. anne says – reply to this


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      And he was INCREDIBLE when he did that Elvis movie!

    34. Forest says – reply to this


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      Oh whatever Perez. If he's a perv, then sign me up to be violated!

    35. monica d says – reply to this


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      why is he standing like that??GAY GAY GAY

    36. oiefoihw says – reply to this


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      he can stab my vag any day and if he's really gay, then he can poked my backdoor.

    37. In_Love says – reply to this


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      Insanely beautiful. Stache or no stache, I'd marry him. he could do whatever he wanted to me…oh, and I like his work as an actor too.

    38. Sher says – reply to this


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      Are you serious?

      He is beyond gorgeous. Gay face? Seriously Perez you are sniffing way too much ass funk. You wish you had such a Gay face.

      There is nothing fem about him at all…

      I've loved him since "Bend it like Beckham".

    39. Brad's Pitt says – reply to this


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      He's fantastic and he speaks his mind. Very refreshing. If he's gay that makes him even hotter!

    40. Nightmaredoll says – reply to this


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      Nope, he is looking damn good, gayface or not…

    41. G.O.D. says – reply to this


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      Yes dude you are a Mo, you don't need to tell us.

    42. Brit + JT 4EVER says – reply to this


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      He's so ugly. Gross.

    43. Cheryl says – reply to this


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      ewww his dirt stache creeps me out.
      i wouldn't let my daughter around him!
      i bet he drives a van with no windows!!!!

    44. natasha says – reply to this


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      why does he have pubic hair around his lip line?

    45. Lindsey says – reply to this


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      I know he has other people dressing him for the shoots… but could he really work it like that if he wasn't feeling it???? Strange, and not attractive to a heterosexual female– at all.

    46. ok says – reply to this


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      he is good looking and really doesnt look gay like efron. uhm.. does look bit gay though :lol: i almost didnt recognize him. but his interview kinda sucks! he talks as if beauty is the most important thing in the world. give us a break dude!

    47. Sal says – reply to this


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      HOT DAMN!!

    48. jonathan's balls says – reply to this


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      he's a big-headed dickwad with nothing interesting to say, an annoying voice, zero charisma and no acting skill. he's worse than colin fucking farrell - i'm embarrassed to be irish. but not as embarrassed as canadians are about avril lavigne cos come on. at least jonathan is not just one giant herpes sore. he's getting there but not quite.

    49. Mr. Horny says – reply to this


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      STICK IT IN!

    50. CAFE CON LECHE says – reply to this


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      Damn that boy's fine!

    51. jd says – reply to this


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      I'm 10 years old, where does he stay? cause, he HOT!!!

    52. Nanina says – reply to this


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      speaking of child molesting… in the upper right corner… i just looked up the word "tweenager" and expected it to be something like a twen acting like a teenager, but it's actually more like a pre-teenager!! tweenager is a word for kids between 7-12 years of age! so, asking anyone the question "are you dating a tweenager?" is way beyond my grasp! whatever the answer is, i just hope it's not a "yes".

    53. Angel says – reply to this


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      Wrong again Perez!

      This guy is HOTT!

    54. Bananarama says – reply to this


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      I'D DO HIM IN A HOT MINUTE! LICK LICK LICK!

    55. perez-sucks says – reply to this


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      u look like a fuckin child molester perez

    56. Tiffany says – reply to this


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      Ok, WHITE PANTS? GAy, gay, gay, gay, GAY!but certainly cute in an evil way!

    57. Scarlett says – reply to this


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      The mustache is bad, but otherwise he's gorgeous, and unusually honest. And he's right about Brad Pitt. He's a good actor, but if he wasn't hot he wouldn't be so famous. He's just stating things as they are.

    58. uncle andy says – reply to this


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      Way Chimo…at least level 5.

    59. dee says – reply to this


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      why do you always use gay metaphore as insults? "queen"…"gay face", etc. you know you are a self hating homosexual, don't you? and for that reason all self respecting gays should avoid you and your opinions like the plague!
      Oh, wait…they already do! you really are a prick, you know.

    60. Shannon says – reply to this


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      What's wrong Perez? Did he reject you? Envy? The guy is hot. Period. Hot.

    61. Kate says – reply to this


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      It's the dirty sanchez mustache. Fugly.

    62. Keara says – reply to this


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      Sometimes hes goodlooking, sometimes hes not. Hes goodlooking in Bend it like Beckham but not in Alexander. He was outside a bar ( in dublin) I was in one night, and when I went out to look, he was gone.

    63. liz says – reply to this


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      OH MY GOD THOSE LIPS……………….YUMMY,YUM,YUM.

    64. lo says – reply to this


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      looks like Gunther…oh you touch my tra la la

    65. Whoo?? says – reply to this


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      Who is this guy? I have never heard of him.

    66. Brian Slade loved Curt Wild says – reply to this


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      I still think Velvet Goldmine is the best thing he ever did (brian Slade loosely david bowie esque). Amazing movie. amazing soundtrack. Amazing love affair between him and Ewan Mcgregor's character (Curt Wild loosely iggy pop)

    67. SPANK MY FUPA! says – reply to this


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      He can molest me any way he wants. Repeatedly.

    68. Lo says – reply to this


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      Looks like that singer Gunther…oh you touch my tra la la

    69. Just me, again says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry but…. I got an orgasm just by looking at this picture. He's so incredibly hot.

    70. Ben says – reply to this


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      What the FUCK, Perez. You are such an unbelievable cunt. How can you say the man looks like a child-molester with Gay Gay Gay as a tag?! That is the worst kind of association ever! Way to battle homophobia, you jerk.

    71. ideals are nice, but not reality says – reply to this


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      Re: ok – Ok, he was telling the truth. Beauty is the 2nd most important thing in this world. Money is the first. Reality is what it is wether our ideal thinks otherwise or not.

    72. SwissBoy says – reply to this


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      Shut the fuck up Perez, he's gorgious! Look at u in a mirror then we'll talk…

    73. alison says – reply to this


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      He looks like Eric Roberts' character from Star 80. Creepy. The scummy moustache does nothing for this guy.

    74. WTF? says – reply to this


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      who gives a flying fuck- he's fucking hot- i'd take him anyday…you know you would too!!
      P-FUCKING-S: what IS a child molester meant to look like? we're not just running off stereotypes are we Perez?
      hope not- he's gorgeous!!!

    75. Darby says – reply to this


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      Totally creepy! How he can be considered hot freaks me out. Total kiddie diddler.

    76. Andrew says – reply to this


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      he looks hot.

    77. Obsessed says – reply to this


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      Dude I appreciate your honesty but you should really save that shit for your therapist, you DO have to work with these people now and then or at least shmooze with them from time to time . Still a hot bitch though.

    78. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      Jesus!what has happened to him?and of course he has a gay face Perez.i mean,look at him…i don't believe that any straight woman would actually find him handsome.and by the way,i think that he might be involved in that child molest scandal in oprah's school.he seems very suspicious to me.

    79. HASBEEN says – reply to this


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      WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A CHILD-MOLESTER? MAYBE HE IS ONE. FUCKIN HASBEEN - I MEAN THIS IS A GUY WHO NEVER HAD ANY TYPE OF TALENT PLUS HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN CHILD MOLESTER (PEREZ SAID THAT, NOT ME). SO I ASK - WHY POST?

    80. Jay says – reply to this


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      He's TOTALLY HOTTT!!!
      What's wrong with you?!

    81. elise says – reply to this


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      What's that shit up top about dating a tweenager? What does this men's magazine mean by that? ick.

    82. k says – reply to this


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      he is hot minus the hitler mustache. he is refreshingly honest which is always nice

      I LIKE!!!

    83. Gone too far says – reply to this


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      Dude, you are INSANE. Where do you come up with this random sh*t? JRM is an incredible talent and gorgeous. The fact he would be so open and vulnerable in an interview is a testimony to how in touch with his feelings his is. Uh…that's the basis for a great actor. A child molester! Pahleeze!! What the F8ck?? I appreciate your following the celebs but making up tripe is really disgusting.

    84. steve says – reply to this


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      he could molest me! :)

    85. Rommel says – reply to this


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      He so does NOT look like a child molester. Leave him be!

    86. tif says – reply to this


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      HE LOOKS LIKE A WHITE VERSION OF PRINCE!!!!

    87. Lala says – reply to this


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      Love him on The Tudors

    88. lau says – reply to this


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      totally on looooooooooooove with him!! hes hot and a Great actor! tho that beard and mustache aint workin for him, neither the thigh clothes….

    89. cc says – reply to this


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      he looks like eric roberts circa Star 80

    90. Tami says – reply to this


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      He can molest me any day of the week!

    91. Rebecka says – reply to this


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      How's his answers gay? Don't get it perez.

    92. KAKA says – reply to this


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      still HOT! He is especially hot in the TUDORS. AIRS on the CBC!

    93. MightyBOOSH says – reply to this


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      Re: Gone too far – Hardly honest, theres an article in a paper here in England with his girlfriend Reena about how he's in rehab. Arrogant twat let the attention get to his head, apparently he hit his girlfriend too, police turned up at his London flat.
      Arse

    94. Hot Flash says – reply to this


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      Careful Perez, your catiness is showing. Jonathon Rhys Myers is HOT.

    95. mouse says – reply to this


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      I LURRRVE HIM!! HAWT HAWT HAWT!!!! *DROOLS*
      YUMMM…
      YUMMM…
      YUMMM…
      YUMMM…
      YUMMM…
      YUMMM…
      YUMMM…!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    96. caffa says – reply to this


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      I would let him…hell yeah! x x x

    97. mouse says – reply to this


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      AND I LOVE THE MOUSTACHE!!!

    98. i heart perezzers says – reply to this


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      Wow he looks kind of that that scumbag child-molester that they were hunting down in Utah, the one on the videotape

    99. Pedro says – reply to this


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      SWEET STARTER STACHE!

      That is the worst look ever.

    100. faith says – reply to this


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      Him and Joe Dirt could have beautiful children.

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