How Do We Say This Delicately????

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Uhmmm…..

Doesn't Jonathan Rhys Myers look like a child molester????

Totally!

There's just something totally pervy and creepy about him. Not to mention he's got a case of the gayface as bad as Zac Efron, if not worse.

The Tudors actor is on the cover of the new holiday issue of Details, and he gives one of the gayest interviews ever.

Here are our HIGHlights:

- ON BRAD PITT:
“Let’s not kid ourselves—this business is about being good-looking. Look, Brad Pitt is an incredible actor, but do you think he’d be a famous movie star if he didn’t look like that? Come on!”

- ON LEONARDO DICAPRIO:
“[Leonardo DiCaprio] was successful very young, was a party boy, took two years off, and then became this major Hollywood player. Right now I can get a $5 million film green-lit, not a $100 million film.”

- ON BEING A NARCISSIST:
“Part of being a narcissist is being terribly insecure. If I wasn’t so insecure about myself, I wouldn’t work as hard as I do. I am constantly seeking approval.”

- ON STAYING OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT:
“You know why I stay out of the limelight? I always think there will be that time that people will find out that I’m crap at what I do. I think they will figure out I’m crap. Doesn’t everybody have that feeling?”

    Posted: Oct 29, 2007 at 12:05 pm / Email this  »

    245 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately????”

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    1. ana says – reply to this


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      shitstache ew

    2. Viper says – reply to this


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      Stop shitting on this guy, Perez. JRM is an OUTSTANDING ACTOR, and in Hollywood there is a painful shortage of talent. And besides, even if he does have that intense, serial killer stare, he's still one hot piece of ass!

    3. me says – reply to this


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      zac efron would still have the gayest face. he's not that bad. although he really does have to shave.

    4. cake says – reply to this


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      He is SO much HOTTER than Brad Pitt. Lot's of people are hotter than Brad Pitt. What do people think is so great about Brad Pitt? Geez…

    5. cplusg says – reply to this


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      You look like a child molestor when you have your mustache like that Perez……

    6. Voice of Reason says – reply to this


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      So what does a child molester supposedly look like?

      A hot hollywood actor with a bad mustache?

      Mustache or not, Johnny can molest me anytime.

    7. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      I hate myself for it but I LOVE this guy SHIZZZZZ

    8. RussB says – reply to this


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      Perez, You look a lot more like the typical child molester.

    9. Jo says – reply to this


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      He could molester the inner child in me, any ole day.

    10. Sabrina Wong says – reply to this


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      He can child molest me any day ya'll

    11. Sabrina Wong says – reply to this


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      I LOVE JEFF MATTHEWS YA'LL

    12. GIVEMESOMEPERV says – reply to this


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      He can MOLEST me ANYTIME. Oh, come on PLEASE…..

      I love me a little pervy. Oh, yes, keeps it interesting. I def wouldn't be calling the PO PO if he decided to molest me.

    13. GRACE WONG FROM VCR says – reply to this


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      i love ANDREW SANDDDDDDDDDDDER. stalky stalky!

    14. Daisy Buchanan says – reply to this


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      GROSS

      JRM was hot in that movie he did with Scarlett Johanson, but now he's just fug. Enough with the beaner 'stache!

    15. meghan says – reply to this


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      LOL. ugh i think he is SO ugly.

    16. mariposa says – reply to this


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      Well, well, well I wish my molester when I was 4 years old look that handsome, Perez you are wrong he looks sexy and hot. The mother fucker that abused me was old , nasty and nasty. I think you are wrong with this hot man, and I am gay, I like pussy!!!!!!!!

    17. Kim says – reply to this


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      Perez, have you looked yourself in the mirror lately??? This one looks hot, you don`t.. All you do is being negative to all the stars…

    18. Samantha says – reply to this


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      He could molester me anytime, YUM!

    19. minkas says – reply to this


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      He looks so much better when he is clean shaven… but still hot

    20. Hmmm says – reply to this


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      I prefer Cillian Murphy, myself. You should say something NICE about Cillian once in awhile.

    21. Ama says – reply to this


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      Lol @ that shit stain of a stache

    22. E says – reply to this


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      [b]Match Point - solid. His answers to the questions were also very refreshing.[/b]

    23. MISSSAYSWHATSHETHINKS says – reply to this


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      LIKE HIM FOR HIS INSECURITIES BUT WHO'S HOTTER IN THE TUDORS JONATHAN RHYS MYERS OR HENRY CAVILL??

    24. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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      He has played nonHeto rolls before, but I don't care for that Porn lip hair at all !

      I loved that he told women to take their asses to the gym and work out when someone asked how she got her claws into Brad Pitt. lol

      The Tudors semi nude shot of him are beyond HOT … so lets hope he shaves !

    25. crazydrunkapple says – reply to this


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      he looks ugly

    26. Waitress says – reply to this


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      What the fuck is up with that creepy 'stache/chin hair combo? It's totally the goatee only a child molester would wear. I feel naseated. Icky. And that outfit! Why did "Details" wants JRM to look like the biggest asshole on the planet?!

    27. lizzy says – reply to this


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      He is so fine! You just jonezin P, cuz he wouldn't look at you even once.

    28. CelebritiesAreNarcissists says – reply to this


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      Celebrity and Narcissist are practically pseudonyms. I haven't seen one who defies the DSM-IV definition of an NPD. So no, Meyers does not get to "feel special" about himself in this regard.

    29. evie says – reply to this


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      thats almost a womans top but even so..
      I LOOOOOOOVE JRM! sorry perez, u cant deny this guys a really talented actor and of course… H - O - T!
      dont be envious P, ull wrinkle young

    30. Rusty says – reply to this


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      He is usually hotter than hades.. but it's that nasty 70's porn star mustache that's killin him.

    31. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Leave him alone.
      Hes gorgeoussssss.
      YUM.

    32. tilly says – reply to this


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      Nope, he is just hot and you are fat,ugly and jealous!

    33. LOVE HIM says – reply to this


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      THIS GUY IS VERY HOT

    34. Samantha says – reply to this


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      He can molester me anytime

    35. MissMottin says – reply to this


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      Child molester?
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      No.
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      Rent boy?
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      Yep.

    36. alexia says – reply to this


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      Eww.. BAD!! JUST BAD!! He aged so much since rehab, I applaud him for gaining some weight, but he needs to buy clothing that actually fits him! JRM always looked pretty but that's what makes him different. Now he looks creepy!

    37. ang says – reply to this


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      I'd love to kiss his fabulous lips–minus the hair frame…

    38. CTOTHEOTOTHELTOTHEETOTHETTE says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD!!! , Perez you really hit that spot with that comment, he DOES look like a gay child molester, WHY IN THE WORLD DID HE MADE THIS HORRIBLE PICTURE, WITH THAT HORRIBLE MUSTACHE, AND THE HORRIBLE HAIR AND OUTFIT?????????!!!! Just today i saw a movie where he was playing a football coach and i thought he was soooooo hot and gorgeous, now i'm so confused :( ((((*littletearfalling* :p.

    39. CTOTHEOTOTHELTOTHEETOTHETTE says – reply to this


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      Re: Samantha – Actually i think the same as you, but without the creepy outfit and mustache.

    40. Nesta says – reply to this


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      He is gorgeous! I've loved him since Bend it like Beckham. He rocks!!! And he is amazing on the Tudors, omg he is smokin' hott! Perez, you are again wanting something you can't have, so you call him names. He is hott, the end.

    41. CARISSA says – reply to this


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      I WORSHIP THIS MAN………….HE IS SOOOOOO DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!PEREZ…..UR TOTALLY JEALOUS, MAN….WE ALL KNOW UD BANG HIM IN A SEC….
      HE WAS BORN WITH THOSE BEAUTIFUL FEATURES….THE STACHE IS CREEPY…BUT DIDNT U SEE HIM IN TUDORS? WHAT A GOD!!!!

    42. carrie says – reply to this


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      he's channeling eric roberts in "star 80 " !!!

    43. sara-canadian says – reply to this


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      I loved this boy ever since I first saw him in Velvet Golmine. He stole the show from both my previous celeb crushes Christian Bale and Ewan McGregor (and Ewan's c*ck). I think I'm getting this magazine as a style guide for my BF…but really for the eye candy that is JRM!

    44. CANDICE says – reply to this


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      if anybody is GAY its brad pitty. Im glad hottt JRM spoke up!

    45. LANYTXSC says – reply to this


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      I am not ashamed to admit that I own not only one but two copies of the DETAILS magazine… There's a reason why people in America are attractive and its because some of our ancestors looked like that in merry old England…
      One more thing- you cant ravage the willing

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