We Still Don't Get It
Filed under: Jake Gyllenhaal > Reese Witherspoon > Marc Jacobs
Reese Witherspoon met up with Marc Jacobs at Kate Hudson's Halloween party on Saturday night.
And there is Jake Gyllenho, trying to hide.
We're still not sure what his costume is, though.
Is he a gay ninja???
Posted: October 29, 2007 at 9:58 am
Jake…we know you're gay.
8th?!
Marc Jacobs is hot now!!!
Love Gyllenspoon wish they would breed. x
Tja….
OMG came 2nd! Totally addicted to Perez!
Who cares what he is - he's JAKE!
THOSE ARE SOME FUGLY FACES AND EVEN FUGLIER OUTFITS
Why is she dating that blatent homosexual, Why are some women so blind when choosing a boy friend, it will only end in disaster when he is caught sucking Reeses agents dick
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Hey Perez -
I am pretty sure he's dressed up as a cheerleader, not a ninja
to: i hate spics (they stink)
You are a failed troll
from this angle…..jake looks like chewbacca…on a fishing trip
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Boy….she's really getting around!!!
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reeses always likes the quiet boys. She is the dominant one.
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Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dunno about jake but marc is teh love, he's such a cutie!!!
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marc jacobs is so sexy that it hurts my feelings
when did he get pretty?
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lol, I'd be worried >_>
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Marc jacobs!!!!!i'm loving him!!but too bad he's gay..sob sob
WHY SHOULD HE CAME OUT AS A GAY IF HE’S STRAIGHT, AND WHY SOME PEOPLE PERSISTENTLY WANT HIM GAY?
Acting well in a gay movie doesn’t make him gay:these are only stupid accusations coming out from
a) a stupid homophobic?
b) a stupid gay?
c)an invious a unsuccessful actor?
d)an hysterical disappointed fan?
e)a jealous former husband?
f)a jealous former girlfriend?
g)a mad?
h)….?
He's an unshaven hobo who found a pretty mask… wherever the homeless source these things from.
Either that or he's some kind of out-back character, maybe someone who lives in the woods or the mountains, or just a regular guy on a fishing trip with his buddies who, for laughs and no other obvious reason, doesn't want everyone to see his face you know, while he's erm… fishing.
His mask is a gay superhero I think.
His mask is a gay superhero I think.
Anyway, what's Marc's costume? And Resse's?
Maybe it was a special just-wear-you-own-regular-clothes-but-add-a-mask-too Hallowe'en fancy dress party?
GOD I HATE THIS BITCH
JAKE IS SO FUCKING HOT, HE DOESN'T NEED THIS FAGHAG IN HIS LIFE.
FAUXMANCE FAUXMANCE FAUXMANCE FAUXMANCE FAUXMANCE FAUXMANCE
wait, why is her mask upside down??
I hate this over rated fuckface Jake.
i think that is ryan phillippe…
It's a Lucha Libre mask, you Latina douche.
He looks like he is wearing a Mexican wrestler's face mask…..a little too much tequila south of the border?
Venitian carnival masks…..
She is totally in love….And he is using her, so he can jump to the A list. ….Mmmmmmm. I have a feeling in this couple she is the one who's really given her heart. He is just having a good time.
#30 this is exactly why men (real) don't like to play queers in movies. Because all you fags develope a crush on them in real life and can't stand to see them with women. Gays live in a total fantasy world they simply cannot deal with reality and truth!!!
Re: b r i t n e y s p e a r s b l a c k o u t . c o m go check it out! – What the FUCK does this have to do with Reese and Jake…ASSHOLE
her mask is on upside down.
Re: COCO –
there is no romance.
he's gay, she's boring.
the end.
Re: Katherine – Marc is a Kentucky Wildcats cheerleader. I wonder where he got that idea from!
KENTUCKY CHEERLEADER DUH.
JASON from friday 13th movies.
Boy, they are a creative bunch. NOT!
With that chin, Reese could carve her own pumpkin.
Jakey's sneaking behind them to get a good look at Marc's sexy pooper!
Re: UKer –
I also agree with Coco! I still think this relationship is due to their movie flop not because the Reese/Ryan divorce is finally done..No me gusta Jake… blech!
Is Marc's drug of choice is "K"? That would explain the choice of the K cheerleading outfit.
Jake & Reese could get married and have six kids who all look just like him and the dumbasses from WFT…all three of them…would still be running around hollering "Beard!" or "Gay!" They are a couple. A real one. They fuck. Get over it.
How is he trying to hide? He has on a Halloween mask. It is Halloween time you know. Really sometimes you just love to get shit started. So what he was not facing the camera. Maybe he was just walking past.
What is Reese supposed to be? I don't get it!
I think he's one of the killer guys from "Vacancy".
Jake needs some hard delicious cock not stinky vagina…. poor Jake
From Mark Jacobs' cheerleader costume I get the impression people were supposed to come dressed as a character from a movie. That cheerleader costume is like the one Maria Bello wore in A History of Violence when she had that schorchin' sex with Viggo. Of course, the ppeople who post here are too retarded to ever have seen that movie…and to stupid to figure out anything. Jake is that Jason guy from the horror movie. IDK who Reese is supposed to be. Looks like she is dressed in black with a pretty fancy mask. Maybe she is some character from some pron. LOL!!!!
Um…her mask is on upside down…ha! Drunk much?
no… marc jacobs is a kentucky cheerleader. who knows what jake is!?
That is not Gyllenho that is RYAN PHILLIPE you morons…
I love that MJ is dressed as a University of Kentucky cheerleader.
I want to have Jake's baby.
no he's a gay cheerleader =)
She looks very happy! I wish them well.
They were out having a good time. Leave them be!
celebrities have the WORST halloween costumes
#37 Coco– Jake has to jump to the A List? Jesus, I thought being in one of the best movies of the last decade, plus an Oscar nom, kinda showed he made it there on his own.
#50 Anon– you are so right. I'm beginning to think that everyone who is so devastated by this news actually think that (a) Jake really was gay, (b) they actually had a shot at him, gay or straight, or (c) they're just having trouble adjusting their meds. We know why the fangirls are upset–they liked thinking he was gay so they didn't have to feel bad if he hooked up with a guy instead of them. LOL. Typical faghag/fruit fly behavior. but to see him with a woman, esp. one as successful, funny, stable, pretty and cool as Reese, it just tears their shit up.
Get over it, girls (and gay boys). Jake's off the market, and you should be damn happy for him if you're really a fan of his.
Who cares what Jake is supposed to be? Lucky Reese got to munch on those hot biceps later that night. Damn lucky bitch!
jake is the magician who revealed how to do all the tricks….
I think he is dressed as the guitarist from the band Limp Bizkit, Wes Borland. Wes always had makeup done the same way for shows and videos.
I noticed this in the other picture of his mask that it kind of looks like the symbol for the transformers.
He's a Luchador in street clothes?
Jake is freddie crugar that guy from the chainsaw massacre or something and what is reese?
Isn't it obvious perezzzzerzz
GyllenHo is the scary guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre…
They both look stupid as hell! What a bunch of dorks. With all of their money you would think they would have better costumes than that. Why bother?
Marc Jacobs is the sexiest UK cheerleader i've ever seen in my entire life.
Marc Jacobs is the sexiest UK cheerleader I've ever seen. yay Kentucky.
Mexican wrestler mask?
He's a dungeon master/trucker bear! Hello people! Totally obvious. The mask, the scruffy face..the down filled vest, all the time spent on men's room floors.
Jake went as a straight guy for Halloween. Nice fishing outfit.
How Hot is Marc Jacobs YUMMMMMM
Maybe Reese should ask Mark for some new clothes she could do with a fashion overhaul. Yes Mark looks better now, no long hair no drinking/drugs..
IS THAT A UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY CHEERLEADING OUTFIT REFERENCE TYPE THING PERHAPS!!!! GO BIG BLUE!!! WOOT WOOT!!!
THE PICTURE IS FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!