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"BROOKE SHIELDS DRIVES A CAR INTO HER HOUSE"

What an idiot! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

[Image via WENN.]

Extra goes one-on-one with Brooke Shields who was at the Kips Bay Boys & Girls Club in the Bronx announcing her extended partnership with Tupperware's Chain of Confidence, a campaign that encourages women and young girls to celebrate the bonds of female friendships and the confidence derived from those relationships.

Shields spoke out about driving a car into her house. She laughs, “I really did drive into my house. I was wearing these fabulous sort of kick-ass platform patent leather… I was meeting the team at Lipstick Jungle… I was all sexed out.” As for why she ran into the house, she exclaims, “I slowed down to what I thought was a proper speed… I went to go put my foot on the break and I couldn’t get my foot off the gas because the wedge was completely wedged under.” She adds, “I slammed on what I thought was the brake and it actually was the gas!”

Shields hit a pillar. She says, “I was fine. The pillar, of course, was removed at which point I was like we didn’t really need that, that’s just in the way.”

Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 5:03 pm / Email this »

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Tash says – reply to this

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LOL
Emily says – reply to this

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first
hi says – reply to this

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too funny
Alexxx says – reply to this

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Oh well we all make mistakes
blah says – reply to this

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first
HDUB says – reply to this

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FIRST.
fucking retard. i hate her.
jennyfromtheblock says – reply to this

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firsttttttttt
Em says – reply to this

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shit happens
IT'S BRITNEY BITCH! says – reply to this

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i bet she was fucked up
GASTON says – reply to this

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FIRST?
17th? says – reply to this

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well…..?
Chase Ryan says – reply to this

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Crazy Bitch!

FIRST!!!
bababababboom says – reply to this

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bleurgh!!!!
someone says – reply to this

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She's a dumbass, thats all I can say
meeee says – reply to this

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first?
amber says – reply to this

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hi!
SB says – reply to this

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First!
suzanna says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHA what the fuck
venusian says – reply to this

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Who the hell cares…we've all done that right?
Ally says – reply to this

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incredibly smart move there brooke shields
Geez!!! says – reply to this

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Watch her house fall down!!

"duh, That pillar wasn't needed anyway.."
*shaking head and walking away*
MAVERI says – reply to this

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First! And… well… It happens sometimes ¿Who haven'n drive into a house before? Don't tell me Brooke and I are the only ones.
MAX says – reply to this

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…well at least she wasn't throwing babys against the wall or anything….What!? You know you thought the same thing. ^_^
MAVERI says – reply to this

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First! And… well… It happens sometimes ¿Who haven'n drive into a house before?
now this is news says – reply to this

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(copied and pasted from msn.com)
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Surprise! Critics Say Britney's New CD a Triumph

Some critics are saying that against all odds, despite all her current problems, Britney Spears' new 'Blackout' is her best album ever.
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hmm, although this news churns you inside, you should be reporting this instead of britney's problems.
Tom Cruise says – reply to this

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Tom must be so happy……
Mike says – reply to this

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ahhhhaahHAHAHAHA
silly billiy says – reply to this

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Billy Joel & James Dean think Brooke is a bad driver. Typical woman driver.
wayne says – reply to this

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IDIOT DUM SLUT
man-d says – reply to this

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this bitch looks crazier as time goes by!
venusian says – reply to this

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Who the hell cares…we've all done that, right? When we were 16!
klj says – reply to this

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woo
nicole says – reply to this

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how lame
oh well says – reply to this

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oh well
everyone makes mistakes
at least she has a sense of humor about it
you are sad, perez… preying on these people
Cdnguy says – reply to this

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wow your behind the times Perez, they were talking about this a month or two ago
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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OOPSY POOPS!!!!
Nicole says – reply to this

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Old news! This happened weeks ago!
Sheri says – reply to this

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Good for her having a sense of humor! I'm sure that no one on this post has ever done anything moronic that they were embarassed about. Better then her denying it or getting pissed off and being a bitch because someone found out!
STFU PEOPLE! says – reply to this

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Like you all have never done something stupid?!! STFU and quit being so fuckin' judgemental! Brooke Shields seems like a kind, down-to-earth, open person. Leave her alone losers!
paulie says – reply to this

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repeat after me perecito…

break as in I'm taking a lunch break
brake as in what stops a moving car
Brutal says – reply to this

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You try driving in platforms!!!!!!! It ain't easy, I crushed my step sister's Rabbit, the care not the sex toy, wearing fantabulous platforms.
drunks says – reply to this

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yeah right! i bet she was drunk!
TB says – reply to this

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I sat behind Brooke on a flight to NYC in August and she is very pretty and sweet! She was VERY interactive with her kids and it was obvious she loved them and visa-versa! Not sure why the negative comments are posted…please.
Jenna says – reply to this

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its BRAKE not BREAK
LALA says – reply to this

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THIS IS SOOO OLD NEWS. I READ THIS ARTICLE IN A TABLOID LIKE A MONTH AGO
bob says – reply to this

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I'm pretty sure I heard about this before. Like almost a year ago.
JM1 says – reply to this

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damn when I look at her all I see is a huge TRANNY lol.
lacey says – reply to this

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You drive your penis into a man butt so this is no biggie Perez.
time for more meds says – reply to this

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she will need more mind meds now,,
I know this will totally destroy the loving relationship she has with Tom Cruise,, but this bitch needs to get back on some heavy drugs

:-)
*sigh* says – reply to this

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This site is full of idiots, assholes, and misogynists… some are all 3. The first and the 3rd usually go hand in hand! ;]
*sigh* says – reply to this

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This site is full of idiots, assholes, and misogynists… some are all 3. The first and the 3rd usually go hand in hand! ;]
lola13 says – reply to this

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at least she has a house…what about you perez? i bet you live with your mommy.
SHE SCARES ME A LITTLE says – reply to this

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IS IT ME, OR DOES SHE SCARE YOU JUST A LITTLE?
Hayl says – reply to this

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Only a fucking retard would do something like that.I hope the house falls down because she removed the damn pillar [with no one inside!]
Dr. Sooze says – reply to this

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Hey!!! She owned up to it. Are you all so perfect that you haven't EVER made a mistake? Try loving….. People, try kindness. If any of you haters were genuine in character, you would understand and be compassionate. Instead, you criticize, judge and hurt people. That's just not right.
Dr. Sooze says – reply to this

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And I just bet that all of you haters are perfect|?????
pretty baby says – reply to this

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pretty baby isn't aging well. she looks more and more like a drag queen doing a bad job of trying to look like herself.
footballisus says – reply to this

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sounds like brooke likes to smoke a litle crack before she gets in her car
Looks like someone Drove a Car into Brooke's Face says – reply to this

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What the ??? happened to Brooke's face? When did she turn into a man?
you wish says – reply to this

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Oh please…don't tell me you haven't crashed your car in your own house.
dumdk1n says – reply to this

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She needs to pluck those eyebrows.
Jstuddle says – reply to this

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Isn't it worse that you let someone drive their cock in your ass?
LEAVE BROOKEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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Leave here alone!
Come on people, who the hell hasn't ever driven their car right through their living room.
For Christs sake people!
Leave her alone. She is not well!
ed says – reply to this

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My god, this broad definately has the "Chyna" snydrome…Very masculine looking and nobody can figure out why.
Va Jay Jay says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS LIKE A LOUSY LAY. A REAL DUD IN BED> I"LL BET HER HUSBAND CHEATS ON HER LEFT AND RIGHT
Didn't she get that fixed? says – reply to this

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I THOUGHT BROOKE FIXED THAT CHEMICAL IMBALANCE THINGY?
Shay says – reply to this

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happened to my sister.. she totalled my car over a flip flop..
Bonnie says – reply to this

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THIS IS OLD OLD OLD NEWS! She's been talking about it for over a month now.
Denise says – reply to this

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ummmmm y is she lauging @ dis. oh right…cause she's a fucking retard
i hate spics!!!! says – reply to this

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SHE WAS DRUNK NO DOUBT LIKE ALL THE REST OF THESE SPOILED RICH BITCHES!!
i hate spics!!!! says – reply to this

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SHE WAS DRUNK NO DOUBT LIKE ALL THE REST OF THESE SPOILED RICH BITCHES!!
MissMottin says – reply to this

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pop a few more pills, honey.
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prove TOM CRUISE right!!! THAT would be a noteworthy.
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YumYum says – reply to this

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She might be a little wacked out, but she is NOT stupid. Brooke Shields graduated with honors in French Literature from Princeton - which is not the wussy school that Yale is. She didn't major in some stupid half ass thing like theatre or psychology or sociology. She did the work, did the time, and made grades that counted without profs kissing her ass or vice versa.
Gwen says – reply to this

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LMFAO. She would. If SCTV were still on, Catherine O'Hara and the gang would have so much fun parodying this!!!
veronique says – reply to this

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SHUT THE FUCK UP, MOTHERFUCKERS!!! BET YOUR MOTHERS LOOK BETTER..HEHE…
SHE'S GREAT…
YOU DO NOTHIN BUT SUCK!!!
rich says – reply to this

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Typical Gemini-LOL
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mg says – reply to this

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This is totally old news - it happened months ago. Who cares anyway. She made nice with Tom Cruise after all he said about her-probably wanted the free trip to Italy. My husband would have kicked his ass!
dickhertz says – reply to this

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That's a man, man.
Bri Smith says – reply to this

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HAHAHA!!!Thats krazii but oh so sad!!(LOL)
linds says – reply to this

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What a fucktard
BUMMER says – reply to this

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I ACTUALLY FIND HER FUNNY. A LITTLE FUNNY LOOKING LATELY BUT SHE IS A LAUGH.
Pinche Cagon says – reply to this

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first bitches, first! also, i like milk and i like titties!
Nurse Ratchett says – reply to this

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Is it just me or does Brooke Shields look a little more masculine and kinda, well, butch?
WTF says – reply to this

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Old news that happened like a month ago
IHateLindsay says – reply to this

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I heard she was masturbating when it happened….
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Crazy ho! But I guess she likes touching herself too much to veer out of the way of objects….uh…..I mean…… her fucking house.
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What a (horny) moron!
dutchess says – reply to this

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your about a month 2 late with this news perez!!!!!!! who cares abour Brook Shields anyway?!?!?!?
dholmas says – reply to this

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I do not feel so stupid now. A few months ago I backed into my garage door. LOL. Actually broke the door. Little dent on the back of my car.
Jessica says – reply to this

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Well we know tom cruise is thinking he was right about those meds…LOL
Ang says – reply to this

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I actually did this before as well! Now I can laugh about it…at the time I was terrified!
honeydoo says – reply to this

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damn Tom Cruise was right after all !
fu says – reply to this

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slow news day?
clay says – reply to this

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shouldnt you be Britney Bashing. Unfitney?

moronmario.
Hola says – reply to this

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that's hilarious! hhaha
Karen says – reply to this

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OLD NEWS PEREZ!!!
HASBEEN says – reply to this

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WHAT IS IT ABOUT HER THAT MAKES HER WORTH POSTING? NOTHING. SHE AINT NOTHING BUT A TALENTLESS HASBEEN AND A BONERSUCKER. NEVERTHELESS A MUFF-DIVER.
Kacky says – reply to this

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I think that's kind of funny.
lilybear12345 says – reply to this

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Are we sure she isn't a great big guy under all that hair…..she's totally scarry.
nicole says – reply to this

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she reaaaaallly needs to pluck or wax those eyebrows… they are SICK!!!!!!
Deana says – reply to this

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That's funny as shit ! ! I handle claims like this all day long. What is wrong with you people. (non driving ass'z)