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Patti LaBelle and Star Jones attend the 10th Annual Angel Ball in NYC on Monday night.

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Who would you rather do? And WHY????

[Images via WENN.]

    Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 10:34 am / Email this  »
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    1. valeriesse says – reply to this


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      first

    2. emily says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!! star

    3. CoulterisQueen says – reply to this


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      1st, definitely Patti, who'd want Gay Al's leftovers

    4. Drea says – reply to this


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      Patti !

      so she can say .. say my name

      and i can be like .. patti patti

    5. Em says – reply to this


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      Patti! She has class, unlike Star….

    6. bum says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    7. bum says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    8. Patti Rocks says – reply to this


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      First

    9. nicki says – reply to this


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      Star Jones looks like a bobble head!!

    10. wham! says – reply to this


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      LaBelle– she actually has talent….and doesn't look like an alien

    11. christine says – reply to this


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      Without a shadow of a doubt - Patti. She's got more heart and soul in her little finger than all of Star Jones's phony ass.

    12. tracy12 says – reply to this


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      star jones so I could see the extra skin

    13. Fallen Star says – reply to this


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      I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

      Patti, obviously. Fierce!

    14. Terese says – reply to this


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      I would do Patti. She has class and is a REAL diva. Star naked… um, no thanks. And Patti probably does not have extra skin flappage because she is just naturally sexy. Besides….come on…. Star? I think not. Maybe Patti would sing to me during sex. rofl

    15. rob says – reply to this


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      neither… i would rather cut my D&^* off

    16. Rachel says – reply to this


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      Patti–Star Jones would eat you afterwards

    17. Keny says – reply to this


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      PATTI– Cause she'd be callin out my name and not feeling no shame because of my SWEET LOOOOOVE!

    18. J says – reply to this


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      That's the same person…nice try.

    19. Oprah's VaJayJay says – reply to this


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      I choose mrs. butterworth

    20. Opal says – reply to this


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      Star needs to be a klingon on Startrek. She looks like her pussy stinks. Patti all the way.

    21. BL says – reply to this


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      Gotta be patti…star's loose skin would be slapping you

    22. Cat says – reply to this


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      patty; way less scary and famous for a reason, plus i like her hair better

    23. hi says – reply to this


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      starr

    24. Blow Me says – reply to this


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      STAR by far

    25. la says – reply to this


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      Patti… because she doesn't look like an ALIEN!!!!!!!!!

    26. Jaad says – reply to this


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      Neither. And why is Patti covered with her bedspread or is it a window blind?

    27. J says – reply to this


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      did Star and Al spilt up?

    28. hummer says – reply to this


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      Star Jones is a fucking biotch.
      She needs to get her mouth wired shut!!!!

    29. mich osb says – reply to this


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      Daniel Johns from Siverchair…..oh….sorry, you wanted to know who I'd do, so there it/he is. I haven't gotten over your photo of his bare chest, pierced nipples and all, yowzah…..

    30. MYGIRL says – reply to this


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      PATTY FOR SURE.. STAR'S BODY SHOULD BE NASTY AS HELL

    31. PLOP says – reply to this


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      Patti….that girl can cook.

    32. alicia says – reply to this


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      Patti labelle because her head is proportionate to her body

    33. Big Daddy says – reply to this


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      Patti Labelle is a sex bomb! I'd slam my sausage in her anyday. She is hot and talented. Star Jones is like gum on your shoe. Annoying, sticky, and gooey. And I haven't even started on her dried out pussy yet. She could dry beef down there. Isn't that how most of the jerky is made here in America?

    34. HEATHER says – reply to this


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      NEITHER ONE THEY'RE OLD AND I'M SURE YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER WHO POSTED THIS STORY AND PICTURE KNEW OTHERS WOULD FEEL THE SAME WAY TO. SO WHY NOT POST SOME PICTURES OF SOME OLD LATIN BROADS THE NEXT TIME?? MAY I SUGGEST GLORIA ESTEVAN AND RITA MORENO, AND SEE WHAT RESPONSE YOU WILL GET.

    35. heidi says – reply to this


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      ai siis kumman kaa? ;D varmaan patti. star näyttää vään oudolta.

    36. awful says – reply to this


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      FAKE negers always so tacky! wearing fur is DISGUSTING and doesn't make you a diva idiots.

    37. Tiffany says – reply to this


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      Patti…..I know you love Star on and off, but I think Id rather do Patti because Star is weird looking now that she's skinnier. Her face looks odd, does anybody agree? lol

    38. K-FED says – reply to this


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      Neither, they are both uppity negroes

    39. Cath says – reply to this


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      Is there any comp? Patti– she's amazing and the best… hopefully at everything. Plus I don't care for Star (nicely putting it)

    40. BIG GAY AL says – reply to this


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      only star' gay husband will do her and he's in it for the money. But Patti looks good for a woman in her sixties, Star not so much, though she looks better thinner than fat.

    41. BIG GAY AL says – reply to this


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      only star' gay husband will do her and he's in it for the money. But Patti looks good for a woman in her sixties, Star not so much, though she looks better thinner than fat.

    42. Iowa Bitch says – reply to this


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      I bet Patti is a freak in the bed. Star looks like she just lays there and besides… I don't want Gay Al's left overs. No thanks. Oh Patti… do me. patti is beautiful at her age. Star looks like a dried out grape….can we say raisin. OH MY GOD Star's new name– CALIFORNIA RASIN–remember those little grapes that would sing and dance???– SEPARATED AT BIRTH PEREZ!

    43. mikie says – reply to this


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      hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm PASS!!! I dont think i could get it up… sorry patti your a great person and all but no thank you… and star what can i say… well nothing nice….

    44. maryann says – reply to this


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      Uh, no question… Patti! She's a legend!

    45. Black knight says – reply to this


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      Patti, she's georgeous
      Star really looks like these ROSWELL aliens, she's scary

    46. Kina says – reply to this


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      You can tell if a woman keeps her pussy clean by how she keeps her toes and feet. Patti's are painted. Stars do not appear to be. PATTI HANDS DOWN! GO WASH IT STAR!

    47. little lulu says – reply to this


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      Patti for sure and I love love love her outfit.

    48. Caitlin!! says – reply to this


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      PATTI!!! She is way classy, stars an undercover ho fo sho

    49. Jessi says – reply to this


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      Patti all the way! Fuck Star! She is nasty and should go die in a hole somewhere so that no one else has to see or listen to her again.

    50. lalalalalala says – reply to this


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      copycat

    51. Obsessed says – reply to this


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      Patti because bitch can cook !!! besides who knows what kind of STDs Star has from big gay Al

    52. Lno8 says – reply to this


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      Come on now….u are totally ripping Chelsea Handler of E! off!!! I thought u are the "orginal" gossip gangsta?

    53. aiden says – reply to this


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      Patti all the way that lady can cook

    54. Ell says – reply to this


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      Re: heidi – Yritätkös hieman hämmentää porukkaa, vai mitä? :D

    55. Tarzanna says – reply to this


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      Lilac scented Chocolate…

      NO THANX!!

    56. howie feltersnatch says – reply to this


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      neither, i dont do black chix, unless they look like vanessa williams, jasmine guy, lisa bonet, halle berry,you know those "black chix"

    57. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      PATTI!! she looks normal, not like some kind of freak.

    58. Whoisit says – reply to this


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      I would rather masturbate than risk getting a disease from these nappy headed hos.

    59. Missmelis says – reply to this


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      Patti- you know Star just lays there!!

    60. sooooooul train says – reply to this


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      DUH! Patti LaBelle, no contest.

      No 1 Soul Sistah, amazing voice, fabulous cook, hilariously funny

      vs.

      head on a twig, only famous for losing 150 Lbs, put the weight back on PLEASE!
      what's her name?

      sheesh you HAD to ask?

      M

    61. dawn says – reply to this


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      i would %*(^*%& KILL myself first!

    62. jbonz says – reply to this


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      I'd rather do YOU, Perez, and I'm not even gay (-well, except for that ONE time, and I was coming down off an ugly divorce…)

    63. Natalie says – reply to this


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      Patti for sure…Star's bug eyes are truly frightening

    64. confused says – reply to this


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      isnt "star" wearing the same dress as sharon stone??

    65. Ms. E says – reply to this


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      Does she hold her head like that to keep saggy skin from falling around her head? She reminds me of that old dude from the simpsons.

    66. you know it says – reply to this


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      If I had to, Pattie labelle. No question about it.

    67. Trick Question says – reply to this


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      Neither.

      Because they're both a) old and b) unattractive.

    68. stag says – reply to this


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      star jones looks like an alien. or a robot. maybe a robo-alien.

    69. Voxie says – reply to this


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      1st OFF - LOVE the QUESTION!!! I did not even read any of the responses. Totally whacky. Finally something non-shitney.
      Patti, of course - a real woman and DIVA - not fake, or a bitch or a premature has been. NOW - you should have this question with different celebrities/personalities each week like this one with thier PICS. - IF YOU HAD TO, WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SIT ON YOUR FACE: "MRS MICHAEL JACKSON OR PEREZ HILTON!!!"
      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    70. Clover says – reply to this


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      easy
      Patti
      she'd cook me meal after
      then throw my ass out the door
      xoxoxo
      clover

    71. erin says – reply to this


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      patti.
      star is gross

    72. P Diddy says – reply to this


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      Patti…. We'd have incredible sex and she'd cook a big breakfast afterwards!

    73. deena says – reply to this


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      patti….i don't even want to think about star's flabby skin…yuck!

    74. Kale says – reply to this


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      Patti LaBelle because she's fucking Patti LaBelle. How can you even compare her to Star?

    75. vernotico says – reply to this


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      LaBelle of course. Voule Vou what?

    76. Keri says – reply to this


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      Patti, she actually has talent. Patti hasn't been married to a gay guy for the last few years. And, Patti has that Classy Black Lady thing goin' on. She's priceless.

    77. Angel says – reply to this


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      Neither but if I had to….

      Patti because she might cook something fantastic later and because Star looks strange.

    78. thestrawberrygirl says – reply to this


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      patti labelle, no doubt.
      cuz she s a living legend and star jones is a a nobody

    79. tagga says – reply to this


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      patti definately. she has a soft beautiful normal face. star has done what every 'older' woman in hollywood does. 'gone a bit too far' to try and look younger. shes looks like shed be all wheezy during sex.

    80. KML says – reply to this


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      They look like mother and daughter!!

    81. drella66 says – reply to this


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      Patti for sure…shes twice Star's age, but twice as fierce!
      shes a legend…and i am from philly…she played with my sister and i as babys on a plane like 28 years ago…

    82. Dylan T says – reply to this


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      I LOVE PATTI, she lives in my town, she is sooooo nice, some people dont like her because of her dogs though

    83. i hate spics says – reply to this


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      both old and ugly!!!

    84. i hate spics says – reply to this


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      both old and ugly!!!

    85. bite my cunt says – reply to this


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      I wouldn't fuck Star Jones with Patti LaBelle's dick. Neither would Big Gay Al.

    86. Rose says – reply to this


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      Definately Patti, at least she doesn't look like an upright dried out mummy.

    87. sweet shrimp says – reply to this


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      No contest! Patti! She's a real woman and isn't a talentless, egotistical sweet potato-head like Star!

    88. Noo says – reply to this


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      labelle.

      i mean, at least you could look at her and she wouldnt have "recovering" marks and slices all over HAHhaha

      #3

    89. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Patti, just to get her out of that gawd awful frock.

    90. JennBoogi says – reply to this


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      My DOG!

    91. Whitney says – reply to this


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      Patti LaBelle, because she's not Star Jones.

    92. Jamers says – reply to this


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      IF I had to (thank gawd I don't): Patti LaBelle. Star Jones looks like a Scarecrow constructed by Leatherface - seriously!

    93. Baba Booey's Green Teeth says – reply to this


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      I would bang patti if given the opportunity. She is old and I feel it would be safe to say that she can't last very long. Then ask her to make me a sangweech.

      Star Jones needs to move away.. God she sux! BTW - What asshole thought it would be a good idea to put her in Law & Order? It's bringin' my favorite show down! I want to see more Diane Neal and that other hot chick that won a Golden Globe! Owe!

    94. J*RawK says – reply to this


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      …Seriously Mz. Labelle.

      Star's neck would snap from not being able to support that big ol' head of hers.

      Way to kill the mood.

    95. bob says – reply to this


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      I would bang patti if given the opportunity. She is old and I feel it would be safe to say that she can't last very long. Then ask her to make me a sangweech.

      Star Jones needs to move away.. God she sux! BTW - What asshole thought it would be a good idea to put her in Law & Order? It's bringin' my favorite show down! I want to see more Diane Neal! Owe!

    96. Fred Murtz says – reply to this


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      I would bang patti if given the opportunity. She is old and I feel it would be safe to say that she can't last very long. Then ask her to make me a sangweech.

      Star Jones needs to move away.. God she sux! BTW - What asshole thought it would be a good idea to put her in Law & Order? It's bringin' my favorite show down! I want to see more Diane Neal! Owe!

    97. georgie says – reply to this


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      dumb question. star looks like an alien. patti labelle looks hot.

    98. beehivehairdresser says – reply to this


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      Patti LaBelle of course, cause she looks like she would keep her clothes on.

      Plus I wouldn't want to see Star's head pop off her skinny neck during a postion change, nor would I want to get walked in on by her husband and his male "friends".

    99. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Well..I'm not a lesbo, but I would rather do Patti cuz she'd cook up some slammin food afterwards

    100. Tony Santiago says – reply to this


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      Neither one of them. Did you see that episode of Patti's show where she was
      trying to tell a fruit vendor that she should get the stuff for free because of who she is. That was really low. A struggling fruit vendor just trying to make ends meet. Celebrities should not get anything for free.
      Star Jones, come on. Does anyone even pay attention to her???

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